Alcohol and sound financial decisions do not mix well
[QUOTE=DrPotato;2363212]Thanks bud. I finally made it down here tonight to scope out the area and found Marty's, thanks to seeing a Strumpet on the front porch. Lo and behold it's Brenda who I was hoping to meet, her and Kacey anyways. Kacey just left. Told her who I was, cause I texted her earlier, she said she will meet up with me when Kacey gets back to plan our 3 way party. I told her I would get a room at a local inn. Got the room, let her know then never heard from her after repeated calls. I assumed I would have plenty to pick from anyways from all the local walkers but didn't see any near here or at the gas station.
I went to BP saw ad for Alexis, says Haines. I call her up ask her if she will come to my place she said yeah. Turns out this is KK. She posted her first ad she said yesterday on BP. She also happens to be the girl in the ad with Mercedes. After enticing her to stay longer and to invite a friend she says Jessica, who is a chubby girl posting on BP as well. She goes to get her, then calls and says she's on her way back but she has Dream (Mercedes) instead! I'm like fuck yeah! I've had a few drinks so far so I'm pretty loosey goosey right now, so I'll let you know how it turns out.[/QUOTE]Well, I got snookered. Eventually they show up and Drea is about as pleasant and friendly as a bag of shit. Right off the bat the donation I arranged with KK ahead of time was apparently a misunderstanding and they needed more. I gave them some more, but I was all loosey goosey rememebr. Then they wouldn't even tough each other, which KK knew damn well I expected. Drea has a great ass though. They wouldn't even give me a double BJ. That's all I wanted for my birthday and wouldn't do it. Basically they said they wanted to get some candy, that would make them really into it, and of course we're never heard from again. I knew the score, but what are you going to do, argue wih a bunch of junkies? It's ok, I got a little tipsy, suffered a little whiskey dick, and got what I paid for basically.
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[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2362705]To each their own I guess but I just threw up TWICE when I clicked on their ads. WTH?? LMFAO.[/QUOTE]Carissa must have seen our posts and decided she was going to go full out and embrace her inner beauty. You have been warned.
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