Happiness

Who provides msog pse GFE here? Would like to sampo sugar and cherry for youngins crave. Thanks braddas.

[QUOTE=Raiden;3849272]YMMV here doc. Sometimes there's no connection. I've had it happen to me too.[/QUOTE]Yes sir Raiden. You are correct YMMV. However there are sometimes that no matter how good or well you prepare. Connection is not there. Example have you ever noticed that Jackie does NOT make much eye contact? Service and attitude are two thirds of the experience, and if you're a provider that does not have the confidence to deliver the services and attitude then you lost two thirds of your mojo as a provider. I was going to critically analyze and sugar coat my report by constructively criticizing Jackie's performance and making it sound sweet but then thought about it and said this sight is for mongers and a guide for mongers and it would not be fair for mongers if they were not informed with true unbiased facts about a particular girl. In addition I think it would not be fair if Ms Happy did not know the truth, after all this is her ship and as the captain of the ship I think it is of paramount importance that Ms Happy know the truth about one of her girls. Thus what I'm going to report about Jackie is a comprehensive and unbiased non strings attached report that is the truth and nothing but the truth. Hopefully Ms. Happy wont be upset with me telling her the truth. (Shakingly smiling) Im hoping that my honesty is appreciated.

Going back to the concept of service and attitude. I initially met Jackie in the kitchen. Happy introduced me to her in the well lit dinning area. There were other girls the Kitchen as well at the time. In any case when I first met her she was like no other girl that I ever met. Happy introduced her and she would NOT make any eye contact. Jackie would look down with her hair hanging down over in front of her eyes. All the other girls make normal eye contact and interact normally. Okay maybe she is shy? I can understand that some people are shy. I will give her the benefit of the doubt; this is me Sugar Coating the facts and being nice. During my interactions with the girls in the kitchen and our conversations we laughed and joke around, all except for Jackie she was very quiet with head down. Jackie appeared as she was hiding her face with her hair hanging over her eyes. It was like cousin It from that family, but not exactly. It appeared as if Jackie was trying to hide her face but why? All the other girls acted normal as we conversed and joked around. Anyway the intial lack of eye contact should have been a red flag but because she was highly recommended I went to see her.

Prior to my appointment Jackie was outside Happiness talking with two of her friends from another AMP. They were half way up the stairwell. I approached all three girls and cordially intiated greetings. Jackie hid her face with her hair. Those other two girls were her friends from a previous AMP that is temporarily closed.

In the room when she entered she made hardly any eye contact. She did give lots of PRS. PRS complements throughout our session and I reciprocated the PRS too. Ms Happy if you are reading this please train Jackie to be more self confident. Increasing her inner confidence by increasing eye contact will project a better service and attitude. The key is if a girl projects self confidence that is SEXY. Self confidence will boost service and attitude and subsequently increase sales. This is the SECOND variable or second factor that I writing in my report.

Again Im being nice because I want Jackie to thrive in her new environment so Im Sugar Coating this and giving helpful tips to increase her confidence. I will write about some of the other factors and variables in my report later dot dot dot.

Happy Fourth Of July Happy. Happy Fourth of July to all the girls at Happiness! May you celebrate the birth of our country with a (gang) Bang and eating hotdogs and drinking the hotdog flavored water.

I finally got a chance to sample Cherry's services, after having made appointments twice before only to have mama tell me that I don't have an appointment. She's cute, small kine Lucy Liu-ish, small round ass, with a tasty va jj. She let me dine in 69 as long as I wanted to. On went the cover, and she hung her ass off the edge of the bed for standing mish. Been feeling under the weather so I got a little soft. She told me to lie on tbe bed, took the cover off, and sensuously sucked me back to life. She then rode me until I came. She asked if I wanted a massage, and I said, "no. " She said, "why," looking disappointed. I told her I had to go to work, but it was close to the time the wifey gets off work. 8/10/10. I need to try Sugar. Does anyone know if I show up at 8 am and offer mama $40, she would give me a firm date with Sugar?

[QUOTE=DrMajikLuv69;3849218]There are many factors that contributed to my decision regarding the NO Repeat for Jackie, and ONE of those factors were that the expectation were set high because I was encouraged by Ms Happy herself to try Jackie. Happy knows me intimately and well; she knows what I like. Last week Happy introduced me to Jackie and recommended I try her. Well okay because she was highly recommend by the Boss Lady herself; the expectation were set high. Anyway overall service and attitude did not meet the expectation. I will reflect more on the chain of events and post a more detailed report soon.[/QUOTE]First off Mahalos to those that continue to the contribute to the Happiness thread. Second a lot of our Expectations as well Results can be compared with these Reports. I love going to Happyland, a lot sexy providers that are consistent that become All-Stars.

Thus brings me to the New Providers and Returning Providers. I try to be optimistic and careful on recommendations there are few reports to compare with. Returning Providers can become mediocre and disappointing. I try to see mama afterwards my meeting good or bad especially if there are new or returning. They will take Most of all reporting gives a perspective to other fellow mongers.

Again Much Mahalos To DrMaJikLuv69 for your report.

Sorry you didn't have a very good time with Jackie! I don't know whether you got the short end of the YMMV because she was having a bad day, or she thought you were someone else or just bad chemistry, but it sure doesn't sound like the Jackie I know. I've seen her a number of times and each time has been better than the one before. And the first time was a real fuck-fest! The 30 minute table shower was one for the books! She went straight into DFK, DTBBBJ, great nuru action with almost uninterrupted eye contact! It got really good when I slipped in little Mondo- all juiced up with nuru gel! She was not only down with everything I had in mind, she also introduced me to a couple of freaky positions I had never seen before. Not very shy! We went a little over and when I left she smothered me with juicy kisses! I guess I was lucky to get the high end of YMMV, but I have read a number of other good reviews!

I finally got to see Cherry yesterday, after make two appointments previously, only to have mama tell me that I didn't have an appointment. Cherry is cute, Lucy Liu-ish, about 26. She let me dine in 69 as long as I wanted. On goes the cover and did it in standing mish. Got soft due to feeling under the weather. She made me lie down, took the cover off, and blew me back to life. She cowboy'd til I came. She asked if I wanted a massage, and I told her, "no. " She asked, "why? Looking disappointed. So cute. I told her I had to go to work, but wifey was actually getting off soon. 8/10/10.

Does anyone know if I show up at 8 am and bribe mama with $50, she'll set a firm appt w / Sugar?

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;3849747]Sorry you didn't have a very good time with Jackie! I don't know whether you got the short end of the YMMV because she was having a bad day, or she thought you were someone else or just bad chemistry, but it sure doesn't sound like the Jackie I know. I've seen her a number of times and each time has been better than the one before. And the first time was a real fuck-fest! The 30 minute table shower was one for the books! She went straight into DFK, DTBBBJ, great nuru action with almost uninterrupted eye contact! It got really good when I slipped in little Mondo- all juiced up with nuru gel! She was not only down with everything I had in mind, she also introduced me to a couple of freaky positions I had never seen before. Not very shy! We went a little over and when I left she smothered me with juicy kisses! I guess I was lucky to get the high end of YMMV, but I have read a number of other good reviews![/QUOTE]Thank you Mondo. I am glad you had a good time with Jackie. However as shared I hope my honesty can be appreciate. I'm sure you never ever had a bad end of YMMV at Happiness.

This sight is a guide for mongers and I will be posting the rest of the Factors and Variables that contributed to the low YMMV report soon. I just want to be fair and objective so mongers or first time mongers can use the information knowing it was honest with NSA. Happiness got cameras in the kitchen, they also got cameras outside the establishment. You can review the camera footage with happy and see for yourself Jackie's body gestures and body language. I have no reason to make this up.

One again thank you. I understand YMMV. There have been 27 other girls at Happiness that I have seen over the last three years. Most all of them are minimum of three-peat girls and a lot of them are ten-peat girls. Some of the girls stuck around for a short time therefore handful may of been a one night stand type of girl. Anyway in the last three years I have never had a bad experience like this. As I wrote below in variables ONE and TWO, I'm laid back and always initiate salutations because of my optimistic nature. I understand that these girls are human being. I am a gentleman and treat each girl with the highest respect. However the camera footage can show that Jackie was not as reciprocating. Sure maybe she had a bad day? However as I shared I met her a week ago, and she had the same body language; the display should have been a red flag but as I shared she was highly recommended. I'm just sharing this honest feedback so other mongers can use this information objectively.

Respectfully submitted,

DrMajikLuv69.

Sorry for the double post. After I uploaded the first post, a message came up saying that I was not logged in or had been banned.

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;3849130]I can't help but wonder- what the hell is FMBA? It's not in the abbreviations, so how is anyone supposed to know what you're talking about?[/QUOTE]'Fuck Me Back Attitude'.

See the Service and Attitude vs Looks thread post #13.

Stay Safe.

[QUOTE=Lknfrpssy;3849845]I finally got to see Cherry yesterday, after make two appointments previously, only to have mama tell me that I didn't have an appointment. Cherry is cute, Lucy Liu-ish, about 26. She let me dine in 69 as long as I wanted. On goes the cover and did it in standing mish. Got soft due to feeling under the weather. She made me lie down, took the cover off, and blew me back to life. She cowboy'd til I came. She asked if I wanted a massage, and I told her, "no. " She asked, "why? Looking disappointed. So cute. I told her I had to go to work, but wifey was actually getting off soon. 8/10/10.

Does anyone know if I show up at 8 am and bribe mama with $50, she'll set a firm appt w / Sugar?[/QUOTE]Cherry got one pretty face. Her body was tiiiight a couple of years back during the Empire days. I still remember being introduced to her after a Layla session. Pause mmmmmmm. She looked at me like she was starving and I was a peice of fried chicken. Her passion on the kissing side, fookin amazing, has subsided since then, so I'm not as Interested. On the other hand, Sugar, seen again today, is absolute perfection. Bribery may get somewhere, but ordering way ahead, like a day ahead would be a better bet. Sugar is a weekly requirement for my sensory diet. You'll see why if you finally connect. Just keep trying.

[QUOTE=DrMajikLuv69;3849956]Thank you Mondo. I am glad you had a good time with Jackie. However as shared I hope my honesty can be appreciate. I'm sure you never ever had a bad end of YMMV at Happiness.

This sight is a guide for mongers and I will be posting the rest of the Factors and Variables that contributed to the low YMMV report soon. I just want to be fair and objective so mongers or first time mongers can use the information knowing it was honest with NSA. Happiness got cameras in the kitchen, they also got cameras outside the establishment. You can review the camera footage with happy and see for yourself Jackie's body gestures and body language. I have no reason to make this up.

One again thank you. I understand YMMV. There have been 27 other girls at Happiness that I have seen over the last three years. Most all of them are minimum of three-peat girls and a lot of them are ten-peat girls. Some of the girls stuck around for a short time therefore handful may of been a one night stand type of girl. Anyway in the last three years I have never had a bad experience like this. As I wrote below in variables ONE and TWO, I'm laid back and always initiate salutations because of my optimistic nature. I understand that these girls are human being. I am a gentleman and treat each girl with the highest respect. However the camera footage can show that Jackie was not as reciprocating. Sure maybe she had a bad day? However as I shared I met her a week ago, and she had the same body language; the display should have been a red flag but as I shared she was highly recommended. I'm just sharing this honest feedback so other mongers can use this information objectively.

Respectfully submitted,

DrMajikLuv69.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that you're time with Jackie was not good. I have been with Jackie once at Roses and it was an average session. Nothing great. BBBJ, but CFS different position for the whole hour. Not much eye contact. She is a shy person. I have not tried her since she moved to Happiness.

[QUOTE=DrMajikLuv69;3849103]I've had both many times. Both Sugar and Dallas are PSE GFE. I love Sugar's looks especially her body. YMMV but Dallas for me is just little more FMBA. Minus the [b]FMBA[/b] from Dallas and both are pretty even RE: PSE service and attitude.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;3849130]I can't help but wonder- what the hell is FMBA? It's not in the abbreviations, so how is anyone supposed to know what you're talking about?[/QUOTE]It means Fuck Me Back Attitude 😵

DrMajikLuv69 has invented several unique acronyms that should be included in the abbreviations list since he posts many reviews and uses his own acronyms extensively.

It also means "Fuck My Bank Account" among the young-uns these days. Ironically it could also apply to the mongering hobby.

[QUOTE=Blake123;3850201]It means Fuck Me Back Attitude 😵

DrMajikLuv69 has invented several unique acronyms that should be included in the abbreviations list since he posts many reviews and uses his own acronyms extensively.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Grasshopping;3849074]I had been with Sugar once. Love her slender body though I always prefer natural bobs. She seemed a little rush, mechanical and not into it in the beginning. Not sure if she was having a bad day. But she warned up as actions went on.

She did asked me if I wanted cover or not (of course not). Nice service and I lost it when I had her in K9 seeing her slender body and grabbing her tiny waist.

I will repeat. I think I caught her on a bad day so it didn't start off as I expected but she became more relaxed and personable later in the session. I think it will only get better with her the more I see her.[/QUOTE]Oh so sugar is doing BBFS now?

So I;ve been out of the loop for a bit. Where are people advertising now that BP is gone?