Mr SunnyHills is correct / manscaping
[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills;4893088]I've never had it done, but I believe I have read that KK and Tara (reviewed often here) will do the manscaping. And no worries about the HE as well. (at least with a massage. Again I haven't had the scaping done).[/QUOTE]I can confirm both Tara and KK advertise manscaping services.
Anything else would make for a nice dream.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
What's the definition of Insanity?
[QUOTE=GripNSip;4837519]I got to chance to TOFFT and visited spa fruit.
They do an array of different things in addition to the basic FB massage and when I asked if they had a table shower I was given this deluxe vichy shower. So it's a 30 min massage followed by a 30 min vichy shower. The whole place smelled of legit. Massage tables, sauna, and three shower rooms. It's a pretty big place. So I'm finally am greeted by lily. She's a 40-50's Vietnamese woman.
Analysis time: Maybe I lead you all astray. Maybe there is a banana spa somewhere in falls church and I fucked up. Maybe I played all my cards wrong. Maybe I was supposed to say some secret phrase and failed some extensive LEO test. Whatever the case there is something clear. Maybe I saw someone different than Coolie, the place is certainly big enough to hold more than one staff. Id love to dissect my experience with Coolie for sure. But one thing is certain. YMMV is working against me. Hard.
-GnS.[/QUOTE]Or is it "if at first you don't succeed, try try again?
I decided to make another effort to go to spa fruit. Wishful thinking.
Instead of Vietnamese lily I got another masseuse, a chunky black girl named Stephanie with truckasaurus hands who really did a number on my back. Wasn't so much a massage as it was getting people's elbowed by Dwayne "the rock" Johnson. No flip. Just 30 min of physical punishment, to the point where I don't even think I would have been in the mood for anything extra even if it was offered. I still got a table shower which thankfully is still done by Lily. I really just wanted to check off Vietnamese as part of my asian bingo. But there's no extras here. No hint of nothing. So 3 strikes and I'm out. This scientist knows that doing the same thing and expecting a different result is in fact insanity, and I'm not much of a fan of blowing $$+ every time just to come up empty.
Little head didn't get the best of me: Manassas short shorts
I was in the Manassas area and wanted to visit a place that I frequented before: Health Magic. 2 buildings down from the post office on Sudley, going towards the city limits. You can check rubmaps for specific address. 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for an hour is the rate. No shower. Sherry / Cherry was my provider. Of course when I saw her wearing some short jean shorts, little head took over and I asked for an hour. I normally do half hour for first time visits or revisits. She was pretty good looking for an older Chinese. Nice body from the way her shirt and shorts fit her Nice massage however she does about 25 minutes of massage without oil and then followed up with oil massage. Soft touch was weak and when I flipped that's when things soured. She asked how much I was willing to pay. I offered 100 for FS (she misunderstood and thought just to touch her down below). She countered with 120 and I said gtfo (in my head) and declined. When I told her 120 for FS and she said no, that's just to touch down below. She won't do FS or DATY or DATO of any sort unless you pay big money probably. She wanted 60 for standard nova and I said 40 and she settled on that but said no touching and had a sour face.
I ended up giving her 50 because she did a really good massage. Standard nova was good. I really wanted to eat her ass out because it looked nice in those shorts but she had a case of GPS. She said she just started working there but she is skilled in negotiations so she isn't dumb when trying to milk a customer. I may return to see if I can soften her up a bit but her attitude soured things. Seemed a bit standoff-ish.
Scouting trip: Woodbridge (Dale Blvd)
I saw a recent post where a monger reported going to a place he saw advertised on escortfish and when relayed to the provider at the establishment where he saw the place advertised, she immediately got the hint and the monger enjoyed Greenbelt-level services. I attempted such an adventure and saw a place advertised off of Dale Blvd in Woodbridge. It's located across from a Giant in a small strip mall. As I was walking up to the door, I could hear the door "click" and I entered and when I saw the provider who greeted me, I made an excuse to do a you-turn and headed outside. She was old, like Grandma Asian old and even if she provided Greenbelt-level services, I wouldn't be able to get it up. I don't think she was the mamasan as this is a Chinese place and whoever answers the door, that's who you get.
Link is here. If the link gets broken or the listing moved, just search on escortfish for Massage under the northern VA heading:
[URL]https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/woodbridge-703-680-3527-asian-health-massage/31376052[/URL]
Alexandria / Arlington AMP?
Could anyone please suggest any good AMP in Alexandria / Arlington, especially if they have FS option, found Harmony Spa but wasn't able to find too much info, thanks in advance!
Unhappy Report. Reston - K & J Wellness
Usually 19 out of 20 times I have delightful experiences. Last Friday I had one and extended to 90 minutes it was so pleasant.
Unfortunately today was not so good. Don't want others to waste their time or money. Went to k and J on Sunset Hills in Reston. Drew cute youngish gal named Kim. She told me to keep my mask on which is OK. She had a tight satin dress on and a clear face mask so I could see her smiling face. My experience last Friday in Richmond. I don't know what her face looked like but what a nice time. Hoping for the same here and she looked good and hot. Went for hour but Kim wanted only 1/2 hour. So $60. Humm strange.
Quick impersonal TS and she checked off all the important boxes. Back in the room a few little rubs and pushes around the body. Not a real massage and she was mostly at the foot end of the table. Then a few feather touches and the word: turnover. Then what you want and what you pay? I grabbed her tush and it was nice. Felt good. I said all off. She said how much you pay me? She would not quote a price or commit. We got to 100 and extend for hour but she did not want to extend or seem to want the 100 for very little activity. I said then forget it.
By then I had lost my urge and just wanted some utc feeling and I would DIM. Not ideal but she moved to foot area and only touch tush on top of clothes. Got firm push aways. Ugh. I said OK and left after the 1/2 hour totally unhappy.
I did leave her the 40 change on the table out of pity, but vowed to let others know what to expect. I guess she probably made 20 out of the house fee and 40 tip and she probably thought 60 was great for a half hour. But they were not busy. ? I said good bye nicely and she smiled as I left waving the extra 100 bill from my pocket that could have been hers. She just did not seem to care!
At least I had and extra 100 for tomorrow. I don't mind spending 200 for an hour of good times. I am not really demanding in activities but just look for good experiences and a fun playful connection.
Happy hunting. Play safe
And as an old friend sais, always be nice to the girls.
HG2