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I know these traveling ladies got extra expenses some of these donations for an hr baffle me. Maybe I just got a taste for certain local flavors ([U]with[/U] and without freckles) that I would rather go with. To each his own but just my thoughts.

One post about a really low donation straight into one about the exact opposite.

[QUOTE=Kevrob911;2452484]According to P411, she was visiting here over the last few days.

See [URL]https://www.preferred411.com/P187640[/URL].

Home listing is [URL]https://www.preferred411.com/Provider_Page_Client2.cfm?Cid=165420[/URL] (although I don't know if that will work for everyone.).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Iamindyjo;2452422]Has anybody had the chance to see this lady.

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sensual-passionate-classy-and-voluptuous-woman/12308648[/URL][/QUOTE]She is real. Pics are real. Saw her and her friend for a 4 hand body rub and was very satisfied. She has an "escort" rate and a body rub rate, advertises in both sections. I just did the body rub.

[QUOTE=Iamindyjo;2452815]Please explain the part "people wanting to come in" because I need a good laugh.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I have to own this one. After entering the apartment and immediately being overwhelmed by the decor of plastic covering the carpet, some Salvador Dali art design on the wall made from mold and a sculpture in the corner pieced together by, not sure, I was escorted to the back room. Mattress at least had what appeared to be new sheets on it. 3 minutes into "let me rub my hand on your back and state things like, I note a knot here" she quickly, albeit politely, stated she gives "front massages too. " Really, that's not part of the standard massage? Realizing this just needed to end, I flipped, at which point the phone rang. In one hand a phone, in the other a bone. Call progresses as follows, "No, I'm busy. No I said I'm busy. No tell him I have a client. I SAID NO!" Click.

At this juncture she is now holding a phone and a limp rag. "That doesn't sound good, maybe this is a bad time, I will just head out. " Phone dropped, rag removed from hand and placed in mouth. Okay, we'll just ride this out real quick and be on the way. Phone rings. Allow me to reset the stage. Phone by mouth, rag, now back to bone, next to phone as she speaks. "Yeah I'm in the back room. No you can't just sit in the front room. I don't think he would like that. " (insert: To which I immediately said, "no he would not") Call continues, "is that you knocking? Just sit outside for like. (eyes me) . I don't know. Just sit out side. DON'T COME IN!" Bone back to rag. Rag back to mouth, but nerves strung out. I state it is probably best for me to go, not a great time and all. Other orifices offered to finish up. I pass, pay (she did provide services, seemed fair), and quickly exit where I meet the entourage in the hallway by the door. We nod, exchange pleasantries, and depart. Them to the room, me to the Mike's Express Car Wash where I go through without a car. Note: Get the undercarriage treatment if you do this. OUTSTANDING.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2452803]There is a lot of variation in the donations on BP but the $ for an hr would have immediately struck me.[/QUOTE]I see your point, but I have actually found a number of $ friends in the massage area that are really fun, and give a massage. This one, well, lets just say this one gets chalked up in the "you are correct sir" column.

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2452820]I know these traveling ladies got extra expenses some of these donations for an hr baffle me. Maybe I just got a taste for certain local flavors ([U]with[/U] and without freckles) that I would rather go with. To each his own but just my thoughts.

One post about a really low donation straight into one about the exact opposite.[/QUOTE]I do believe that sometimes the time of day and or actual day of the week has a bearing on price. One provider that travels once told me she discounts heavily on Sundays because of monger availability. In my case when I saw her I was her last appointment before flying out. But I didn't ask her exactly why she charged me so low. Since her rate wasn't posted in the ad, I took what reviewers had stated prior. And only had to pull half from from my pocket during the actual appointment.

[QUOTE=PrinterMike;2453092]Yeah, I have to own this one. After entering the apartment and immediately being overwhelmed by the decor of plastic covering the carpet, some Salvador Dali art design on the wall made from mold and a sculpture in the corner pieced together by, not sure, I was escorted to the back room. Mattress at least had what appeared to be new sheets on it. 3 minutes into "let me rub my hand on your back and state things like, I note a knot here" she quickly, albeit politely, stated she gives "front massages too. " Really, that's not part of the standard massage? Realizing this just needed to end, I flipped, at which point the phone rang. In one hand a phone, in the other a bone. Call progresses as follows, "No, I'm busy. No I said I'm busy. No tell him I have a client. I SAID NO!" Click.

At this juncture she is now holding a phone and a limp rag. "That doesn't sound good, maybe this is a bad time, I will just head out. " Phone dropped, rag removed from hand and placed in mouth. Okay, we'll just ride this out real quick and be on the way. Phone rings. Allow me to reset the stage. Phone by mouth, rag, now back to bone, next to phone as she speaks. "Yeah I'm in the back room. No you can't just sit in the front room. I don't think he would like that. " (insert: To which I immediately said, "no he would not") Call continues, "is that you knocking? Just sit outside for like. (eyes me) . I don't know. Just sit out side. DON'T COME IN!" Bone back to rag. Rag back to mouth, but nerves strung out. I state it is probably best for me to go, not a great time and all. Other orifices offered to finish up. I pass, pay (she did provide services, seemed fair), and quickly exit where I meet the entourage in the hallway by the door. We nod, exchange pleasantries, and depart. Them to the room, me to the Mike's Express Car Wash where I go through without a car. Note: Get the undercarriage treatment if you do this. OUTSTANDING.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry you had this experience, but this is easily one of the best posts of all time.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2453282]I'm sorry you had this experience, but this is easily one of the best posts of all time.[/QUOTE]I couldn't stop laughing it made my side hurt and made me sick. Yes a great post for a very bad experience.

FF.

P.S. Please don't tell me if she had freckles because I still wouldn't see her.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2453505]I couldn't stop laughing it made my side hurt and made me sick. Yes a great post for a very bad experience.

FF.

P.S. Please don't tell me if she had freckles because I still wouldn't see her.[/QUOTE]No freckles, just keckles.

--on ASSTR, although I am not sure if there is a category for sexual comedic tragedy.

[QUOTE=PrinterMike;2453092]Yeah, I have to own this one. After entering the apartment and immediately being overwhelmed by the decor of plastic covering the carpet, some Salvador Dali art design on the wall made from mold and a sculpture in the corner pieced together by, not sure, I was escorted to the back room. Mattress at least had what appeared to be new sheets on it. 3 minutes into "let me rub my hand on your back and state things like, I note a knot here" she quickly, albeit politely, stated she gives "front massages too. " Really, that's not part of the standard massage? Realizing this just needed to end, I flipped, at which point the phone rang. In one hand a phone, in the other a bone. Call progresses as follows, "No, I'm busy. No I said I'm busy. No tell him I have a client. I SAID NO!" Click.

At this juncture she is now holding a phone and a limp rag. "That doesn't sound good, maybe this is a bad time, I will just head out. " Phone dropped, rag removed from hand and placed in mouth. Okay, we'll just ride this out real quick and be on the way. Phone rings. Allow me to reset the stage. Phone by mouth, rag, now back to bone, next to phone as she speaks. "Yeah I'm in the back room. No you can't just sit in the front room. I don't think he would like that. " (insert: To which I immediately said, "no he would not") Call continues, "is that you knocking? Just sit outside for like. (eyes me) . I don't know. Just sit out side. DON'T COME IN!" Bone back to rag. Rag back to mouth, but nerves strung out. I state it is probably best for me to go, not a great time and all. Other orifices offered to finish up. I pass, pay (she did provide services, seemed fair), and quickly exit where I meet the entourage in the hallway by the door. We nod, exchange pleasantries, and depart. Them to the room, me to the Mike's Express Car Wash where I go through without a car. Note: Get the undercarriage treatment if you do this. OUTSTANDING.[/QUOTE]

Had a nice time with Lily. She is a bargain and worth your time. Left very happy. She has a few freckles. I will repeat.

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[QUOTE=PrinterMike;2453092]Yeah, I have to own this one.
[/QUOTE]Most hilariously unfortunate review since a legendary review by TheScot who showed up to an appointment only to have his ex-wife open the door.

Sad & I sympathize, but that was fuckin funny.

[QUOTE=TheoGuderian;2454845]Most hilariously unfortunate review since a legendary review by TheScot who showed up to an appointment only to have his ex-wife open the door.

Sad & I sympathize, but that was fuckin funny.[/QUOTE]Now THAT I need to read!!

[QUOTE=TheoGuderian;2454845]Most hilariously unfortunate review since a legendary review by TheScot who showed up to an appointment only to have his ex-wife open the door.

Sad & I sympathize, but that was fuckin funny.[/QUOTE]Wow. Hadn't heard that one. Was she his ex wife when the door opened or shortly thereafter?

[QUOTE=TheoGuderian;2454845]Most hilariously unfortunate review since a legendary review by TheScot who showed up to an appointment only to have his ex-wife open the door.

Sad & I sympathize, but that was fuckin funny.[/QUOTE]There was a national report a couple of years ago where a man knocked and his 20 year old daughter answered the door. I'm thinking that was worse, since he was still married to her mom, so he was busted by both of them once the daughter told on him AND he had to deal w / his daughter being a provider. I can't imagine that was a fun family get together over the next holiday.

You would think the daughter would hide it too. She had to rat on herself to tell on dad.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2455780]There was a national report a couple of years ago where a man knocked and his 20 year old daughter answered the door. I'm thinking that was worse, since he was still married to her mom, so he was busted by both of them once the daughter told on him AND he had to deal w / his daughter being a provider. I can't imagine that was a fun family get together over the next holiday.[/QUOTE]