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My first post, so apologies for any "newbie-ness.".

She posts in Detroit and Ann Arbor BP. Prompt responses to texts, any time of day. Later switch to phone call with standard 2-call. She used to work out of notel, but now works out of her apt in Ypsilanti. She is half Puerto Rican half white mid-30's.

Pros: courteous, smart woman, no drama and can hold good conversation, open to experimenting anything suggested. Costumes, vibrators, plugs, ... Watches her health. Vegan, takes care of body and very clean, athletic. Has pretty good biceps. Location safe and clean, easy to find.

Cons: mentioned she used to weigh 300 lb, so now has quite a bit of excess skin (currently 5'6", 120 lb fit); shy of her body, so likes to do things clothed.

Her suggested cost 120 hh, 170 h; negotiable. Offers duos and trios.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-let-kim-rock-your-world-26/11900871[/URL]

Has anyone seen her and what's the scoop.

[QUOTE=FL4807;1976446]I went back before I posted the review and could not find it. Otherwise the link would have been posted. Forgot to mention damage was $ for the half. Total time there was just less than a hour. No rushing.[/QUOTE]If you go to the bodyrub section om BP and put "anyone" in the search box the ad will pop up about the 3rd one down.

[QUOTE=TomTomMan;1976588]Well, Plumber was correct on how Hot she is and her pictures are real, BUT.

As others have stated and found out, NOT a GFE at All. Doesn't even look at you while your pounding that HOT Ass of hers.

Rules, Rude and Very, Very Mechanical. She was taking her clothes off and getting ready before we even had a chance to say Hi.

Just stick it in, get it over with and get out, Oh, don't forget my donation.

Sorry but it must include more than wham, bam, thank you maam, not my cup of Tea at All.[/QUOTE]Thanks TT. Was looking at her post today and thinking WOW, those images are real. You saved me.

[QUOTE=Robage;1976465][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-let-kim-rock-your-world-26/11900871[/URL]

Has anyone seen her and what's the scoop.[/QUOTE]If you google her phone number, you will see some reviews on another site. She has some mixed reviews. Old pics, gained weight, upsell, implants, below average massage. There are some people who thought good value for money. It sounds like a true case of YMMV. Her pics don't do anything for me, so I have passed so far.

[QUOTE=TomTomMan;1976588]Well, Plumber was correct on how Hot she is and her pictures are real, BUT.

As others have stated and found out, NOT a GFE at All. Doesn't even look at you while your pounding that HOT Ass of hers.

Rules, Rude and Very, Very Mechanical. She was taking her clothes off and getting ready before we even had a chance to say Hi.

Just stick it in, get it over with and get out, Oh, don't forget my donation.

Sorry but it must include more than wham, bam, thank you maam, not my cup of Tea at All.[/QUOTE]I'm the kind of guy that doesn't need an SP that wants to kiss and be all GFE with me but its ok if she will do that, and I do prefer a BBBJ to get things going. I just want to go with MY four F club rules. Find them, Feel them Fuck them and Forget them.

[QUOTE=FL4807;1975834]Last Sunday (January 5th) after a frustrating day being out in the weather working off my hangover from the night before I decided to partake in some fun. Jumped on BP and ended up going back a couple of days. Currently her ad is no longer on BP but it was the last one posted on Thursday or Friday in the body rub section. It was a simple ad with no pictures. If I remember correctly it only had one or two lines in it. Something along the lines of, "body rub anyone? Text for a picture." There was a phone number listed. With some quick research I turned up nothing. Figured that with all the snow and other emergency work going on it would be a perfect night to take one for the team. So, I sent her a text asking if there was any availability and for a picture. I got back the simple yes but she was home at the moment. Figured it would be a wash and set my phone down. A couple minutes later I get another picture of her face.

I opened the picture and holy shit. I immediately asked if a hour from then was okay. It was and got a address in the next text. At that point I literally couldn't wipe my ass fast enough to get in the shower.

On the road and off to her place. I used to live in that area on the east side so I was comfortable with going. Inside I was hit with the smell of pot and pleased with my decision to toftt when I got a good look at her. Down to the table we go and clothes off for both of us. I did not try to roam as I was actually enjoying the teasing massage. Didn't honestly think I would make it to the flip. That is a first for me. On the flip I did roam, was a gentleman about it for the record. First impressions are a great thing for second visits. At the end she got me all covered up and I thought it was all over with. Instead a CBJ was the end. I didn't last long at all. I was floored. Usually I a long john limp dick when the cover comes out. She by no means is a amateur it was awesome. Shower some more talking and I was out the door.

Overall, 8.8 out of ten. Spinner body, all of her teeth, great tease and even better finish. I have since found nothing for any sort of review anywhere. Think that I have found a great utr girl. I will find out if its is ok to give her number out to the good johns of the world. I by no means am going to be the one to fuck a good thing up. Pm me if you want other details about location or anything else.[/QUOTE][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rub-anyone-24/14806146[/URL]

I myself am going to save the # and set up something for Sunday night or Monday evening-.

This is Ashlee.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-mature-woman-very-sensual-love-to-hug-and-kiss-38/14091558[/URL]

Here is Jan.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/loves-kissing-big-firm-titties-very-sweet-and-horney-mature-33/6182794[/URL]

If you look at the photos, this looks like the same girl under two different names.

Jan's number also calls up another ad.

[URL]http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/simple-private-especially-yours-white-blonde-bombshell-35/10556345[/URL]

So they probably have the same handler.

[QUOTE=Sincy;1976454] Has pretty good biceps. [/QUOTE]24 inch pythons?

Thanks, Carl. It would be interesting to know if FS is available.

[QUOTE=Hotcarl76;1976940][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rub-anyone-24/14806146[/URL]

I myself am going to save the # and set up something for Sunday night or Monday evening-.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1966139]The hot brazilian is still posting, with new pics too. I know people days she's kinda bitchy, but she is probably the hottest woman I've put my weenie in.[/QUOTE]You can get better action with a pocket pussy and a vivid imagination. And save yourself the $$ and the headache.

Had a recent funny run in with that bi-polar poomba. I won't post it here, but guys should not throw money at providers who need an attitude adjustment.

I will say if she could turn her total garbage personality just 30% better, she could bank. Not like I need Miss Congeniality, but I don't need bat shit psycho rage crazy.