Really funny and most dishonest review I've ever had
This has to be the most funny and untrue review and experience I've ever had in my life. LOL. First off, I'm not trying to be funny or rude when I say this but imagine if you weighed 140 lbs and a 400 lb. Object was trying to lay on top of you. That prolly would make someone's back have a spasm yet this whole situation never happened. I remember exactly the session but nothing like what was described. LOL. The ONLY truth to this story is that yes I asked for a coke IF you stopped at a store. Don't get irritated if you come to me and pay me the 80 bucks for a massage and get mad and write a really bad review just because things didn't go as you planned. Thats not fair to the provider. We shouldn't have to worry about someone writing competely untrue things just because they didn't get what they wanted. I made it completely clear on the phone what your donation covered. Don't try to pressure me into doing things that I don't want to do. And yes you were 30 minutes late and no I didn't rush you. I cancelled another appoinment so that I could provide a massage session with YOU even after you were late. And I never even complained that you even went over the hour that we did spend with each other. Hmmm. Weird that if I had plans to be somewhere, why would I walk you out and stand on the steps talking and laughing with you for 15 plus minutes? Why would you stand around that long shooting the sh*t with a provider or anyone that you were unhappy with? Everyone should know, I try my hardest to get along with and to make everyone feel special and happy when they are with me. I am one of the most polite ladies out here too. When you left, I was under the assumption that you were COMPLETELY happy! Why didn't you tell ME THIS wild story last night and mention you were unhappy? I'm sorry you thought your session should have went a different way but giving respect usually gets way more respect in return and making up bad reviews doesn't sound like a way to get the respect that EVERYONE deserves. I must say, I'm actually happy that you won't be seeing me again though. You called me after you left and I didn't answer because you made me get to that uncomfortable level that I RARELY get to. Good luck to you with other providers though.
[QUOTE=Caycejunior]Well I decided to give valerie a try last night. If you've read my reviews of other providers you know that I always try to be honest and upbeat with my reviews. In as honest and upbeat a fashion as I can say it this expierience just plain sucked. I first tried calling val on Thursday and after leaving a message on her machine I never received a call back from her. On Friday morning I tried again and was able to talk to her and was told to call back later so thats what I did, started trying to call her back at 1:30 and finally got ahold of her at 3:30and was told to call back at 5:00. Called back at 5 and we made a date for 6, headed to her place at 5:30 and got caught in heavy weather and traffic going down hwy 302 and knew I was going to be late so I called to let her know. She said this was fine and suggested I pick up condoms and while I was there would I get her a coke, LOL. Hey no problem, right? So I get to her place at 6:30, I do have to say she has a clean apartment in a nice complex, we went into the bedroom and got comfortable and then after a few minutes we discussed her prices which immediatly started going up with different upsell items. We agreed on the rate but things just went down hill from there with constant text msgs and phone calls all while I'm trying eat at the Y (this is a fairly thick chick but not a bad figure over all). We proceeded to some CBJ and me having to listen to her complain about not liking the flavor of the condoms I purchased(trojan fire and ice)and although I suggested just taking the damn thing off I guess she just prefered to *****. We then attempted to have intercourse but for whatever reason she was angling here hips away from me so that I couldn't get inside. Within a couple of minutes she complained of a back spasm and would'nt even try for sex anymore. When asked to just get on top she said she couldn't due to pain from childbirth some YEARS before. In the end she broke out a very conveniently placed bottle of baby oil and attempted to give me a handjob after I had already told her that I really didn't care for that and thats was not what I was paying for. After a few minutes of trying she started in with how she had to meet a friend and how I needed to hurry up, so with me being completly discusted at this point, I just told her to stop and got dressed and left with half of the money she could have made if she had acted right(I did leave her some cash for her time but in hindsight I regret even doing that.) I do not recommend this young lady from my personal experience and I will never do business with her again. I have tried to make sure this report is both honest and detailed and I hope others will learn from my mistake.[/QUOTE]
