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[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2347182]LMAO-drug free? Far from it! No DATY? I used to munch on her kitty while she was smoking her blunt. Funniest thing was, she asked me to put her clit piercing in before daty. Sounds like too many rules now with the bf thing.[/QUOTE]I guess the clit piercing is gone, although she does have several on her shoulder region and, of course, the Marilyn. As far as blunts, if it was filled with MJ, I personally don't consider it to be a drug. I am quite sure she is on something harder, but she specifically stated that she doesn't do crack. I imagine she probably pops mollies, X or some other synthetic opioid derivative since she seems to have a strip club background judging from some of her pics. As stated in my original post, If drug free, girls like Carli don't sell pussy in cheap motels. Her location isn't the best because it's so wide open. I told her she needs to go to a more discrete location, because I know several tenants watched me leave her room, and the LEO officer's seemed trained on me as I headed to her room. I have no doubt they're on to her due to the distinctiveness of her tats. I advised her to find a new locale, but something tells me she won't listen bc although she claimed to have had some sort of falling out with Becca, she also suggested we go to her room as if 'we're all friends' which was totally dumb since they have pages.

[QUOTE=TkMonger01;2347243]I have found a lot of these girls are in the same boat. Their lazy dousch bag bf's need to get a job and stop living off the backs of their women.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I'm not going to hate on a hustler or handler. I used to 'handle' a girl who went by 'Vanessa' when I stayed in Tampa. By all accounts, I was totally in love with her, and she loved me as much as her addiction would allow her to. I wanted her off drugs, but for a time when I was out of work I agreed to post her and charged her a modest driving fee. Don't hate the player, hate the game. These girls need some stability, someone they can count on when they're on their period, etc. Yes, it's a turn-off when they talk about their bf, especially if it's someone as alluring as Carli because I found myself saying 'wow, if I could turn this girl around she would really be something.

' I have no doubt that Carli is not a lifer. At some point she'll get tired of 'the life' and meet some lucky monger, or some guy at a bar who's willing to invest the time and money to help her get her shit straight, or she'll do a bid, etc. It might even be the guy she's with now. She made it seems as if he isn't staying in the same room which doesn't seem to make much sense.

Anyways, at one point Vanessa got rid of her douche bag DB / addict BF and asked me to move in with me. I told her no even though I felt she was in mortal danger due to her ravenous addiction. She ended up going back to him. After much drama, we did finally end up staying together for a brief time but it ended with a confrontation with her ex-bf and her getting extradited to NH. She did a year in prison, but right now, she's up there drug-free and not a day goes by where I don't wish I had taken her in when she'd originally asked me to do so.

It's easy to hate on the DB / BF but they end up profiting off us, so I'm sure they think of us with as much, if not more disdain, than with which regard them.

MFP.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2347461]I'm not going to hate on a hustler or handler. I used to 'handle' a girl who went by 'Vanessa' when I stayed in Tampa. By all accounts, I was totally in love with her, and she loved me as much as her addiction would allow her to. I wanted her off drugs, but for a time when I was out of work I agreed to post her and charged her a modest driving fee. Don't hate the player, hate the game. These girls need some stability, someone they can count on when they're on their period, etc. Yes, it's a turn-off when they talk about their bf, especially if it's someone as alluring as Carli because I found myself saying 'wow, if I could turn this girl around she would really be something.

' I have no doubt that Carli is not a lifer. At some point she'll get tired of 'the life' and meet some lucky monger, or some guy at a bar who's willing to invest the time and money to help her get her shit straight, or she'll do a bid, etc. It might even be the guy she's with now. She made it seems as if he isn't staying in the same room which doesn't seem to make much sense.

Anyways, at one point Vanessa got rid of her douche bag DB / addict BF and asked me to move in with me. I told her no even though I felt she was in mortal danger due to her ravenous addiction. She ended up going back to him. After much drama, we did finally end up staying together for a brief time but it ended with a confrontation with her ex-bf and her getting extradited to NH. She did a year in prison, but right now, she's up there drug-free and not a day goes by where I don't wish I had taken her in when she'd originally asked me to do so.

It's easy to hate on the DB / BF but they end up profiting off us, so I'm sure they think of us with as much, if not more disdain, than with which regard them.

MFP.[/QUOTE]I feel for you and understand trying to possibly help these girls. I have been there and done that. But when a bf and not a handler I differentiate between those two people. If you are there to help or be a white knight ok. However it is when the bfs are now pimping their gfs just so their lazy asses do not need to work and they just sit around being a waste of a person that is where I am coming from. If your a handler be a handler but if you are otherwise the we all understand the game. We are all adults and understand the circumstances and reasons for what we do. I feel for the ladies who are not independent. Thanks for your point of view. I am with you.

[QUOTE=RacingRodent;2346307]GFE otherwise?[/QUOTE][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/romantically-redd-light-district-moments/14563998[/URL]

My dentist being a sucker for fun-sized girls couldn't hold out for a response. He said if you like tight young bods on a girl who is very much at your service and very much GFE don't hesitated. Said Stasha has her head screwed on tight and is a joy to be with.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2347452]I never asked for a BJ. As far as the oral activity, she said her bf doesn't want dates DATY or kissing. I'm sure she would have given me a BJ had I requested one.[/QUOTE]This always busts me up. I don't care what the bf said or tells her not to do. Is he in the room with you and her? No. How would he ever know unless you post that we kissed or whatever. I've run into these "walls" in the past but was able to convince the girl to leap over them. Sometimes its just being a regular, sometimes doing some smooth talking, sometimes adding some green backs to the pot, etc. All of these girls have a price and will do ANYTHING. Its the challenge of finding what it takes. And well it helps that I'm not ugly but sometimes I have to work for the "extras" I prefer.

And kissing and DATY is more "intimate" than banging your GF?? PUH-leeeze! Most girls use the BF excuse too to ward away things they don't want to do and most guys won't pursue it anymore once they hear BF. So its less of a hassle to do it that way.

Dudes, remember that biz girls do 3 things: 1. Lie 2. Lie 3. Lie. I recently saw a provider that said she had a doctor's appointment after and her GF was picking her up. When I left, I casually decided to go out the side door and avoid the lobby. When I got to my car, I see some young dude hanging out smoking. Lo and behold, he meets her at the front lobby door and they start walking down the street. She never saw that I saw. I then hit McD's drive thru just down the road and I'm sitting waiting in the traffic lane and to my surprise, who comes walking past the parked cars and heads inside? You guessed it. Walked right past my car and didn't recognize me. I couldn't resist and texted her and said, oh, you and your BF get hungry? She texted me back and said what are you talking about? I told her I was in the drive thru and saw her. Then nothing but crickets. LOL. Live and learn fellas, these girls think they are all slick and all and Einsteins. They are far from it.

A couple of weeks ago, I had a bit of a crazy day. I decided I was going to simply nap all day long. As a result I had three different dreams of four different women, all within an eight-hour period. Let's discuss.

Around 1 pm, I dreamt of the well-reviewed Asian Thai:

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In my dream, Thai lived in a decent complex, in a very clean apartment. Thai doesn't seem to like DFK, but will kiss to a degree. Beautiful girl, petite with perky breasts and pierced nipples. Many different positions, and she seemed to become more comfortable as we spent more time together. May repeat. In this dream, I gifted her with 100 roses for 30 minutes of her time.

There were then plans to get lunch with Carli, who I had met 2 days earlier (see review), but we ultimately couldn't get our schedules to mesh. Perhaps another time.

Later in the evening, I found myself in Best Buy in Clearwater. It turns out that a cougar and kitten live nearby. They go by Renee and Heather:

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I had only seen one review on Renee here, and it didn't seem favorable, but I have been intrigued by her curves, so I decided to TOFTT and pay her a visit. Renee has a sexy, short hair cut and a great body. She was rather professional, but still very friendly and very GFE, as was her kitten, Heather. I was so comfortable at their nice apartment, that I fell asleep again. I dreamt of the three of us getting very naked and very loud, with the moans coming from Heather being some of the sexiest sounds I've ever heard come out of a woman's mouth. PM me for the name of the actress that she resembles. Absolutely beautiful woman. I gifted the cougar and kitten with 200 roses for the thirty minutes that we played naked Twister, and it was worth every effing petal.

When I awoke from that crazy dream, I immediately fell back asleep yet again. It was then that I dreamed of everyone's favorite cougar, Nicole:

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Not much more needs to be said about this gem. Extremely sweet woman, laid-back, loves sex, loves to BBBJ w / DT, loves DATY, and loves to please. Looks even better than she did when I first dreamed of her two years ago. Doesn't watch the clock, and, like Carli a few days before, hung out for much longer than the half-hour that I was asleep. 100 roses to the wonderful Nicole for God knows how much time spent talking and playing.

It's a good thing these were all just dreams or else I would go broke. I plan to do it all again tomorrow (insert evil laugh here).

[QUOTE=Scoontar;2348240]A couple of weeks ago, I had a bit of a crazy day. I decided I was going to simply nap all day long. As a result I had three different dreams of four different women, all within an eight-hour period. Let's discuss.

Around 1 pm, I dreamt of the well-reviewed Asian Thai:

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asianthai-hot-and-sexyup-scale-incall/11875664[/URL]

In my dream, Thai lived in a decent complex, in a very clean apartment. Thai doesn't seem to like DFK, but will kiss to a degree. Beautiful girl, petite with perky breasts and pierced nipples. Many different positions, and she seemed to become more comfortable as we spent more time together. May repeat. In this dream, I gifted her with 100 roses for 30 minutes of her time.

There were then plans to get lunch with Carli, who I had met 2 days earlier (see review), but we ultimately couldn't get our schedules to mesh. Perhaps another time.

Later in the evening, I found myself in Best Buy in Clearwater. It turns out that a cougar and kitten live nearby. They go by Renee and Heather:

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-our-birthday-week-special-discount-for-all-the-guys-that-have-seen-us-before-this-week-only/14569816[/URL]

I had only seen one review on Renee here, and it didn't seem favorable, but I have been intrigued by her curves, so I decided to TOFTT and pay her a visit. Renee has a sexy, short hair cut and a great body. She was rather professional, but still very friendly and very GFE, as was her kitten, Heather. I was so comfortable at their nice apartment, that I fell asleep again. I dreamt of the three of us getting very naked and very loud, with the moans coming from Heather being some of the sexiest sounds I've ever heard come out of a woman's mouth. PM me for the name of the actress that she resembles. Absolutely beautiful woman. I gifted the cougar and kitten with 200 roses for the thirty minutes that we played naked Twister, and it was worth every effing petal.

When I awoke from that crazy dream, I immediately fell back asleep yet again. It was then that I dreamed of everyone's favorite cougar, Nicole:

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-vixen-nicole-ready-to-please-you-in-everyway/9181970[/URL]

Not much more needs to be said about this gem. Extremely sweet woman, laid-back, loves sex, loves to BBBJ w / DT, loves DATY, and loves to please. Looks even better than she did when I first dreamed of her two years ago. Doesn't watch the clock, and, like Carli a few days before, hung out for much longer than the half-hour that I was asleep. 100 roses to the wonderful Nicole for God knows how much time spent talking and playing.

It's a good thing these were all just dreams or else I would go broke. I plan to do it all again tomorrow (insert evil laugh here).[/QUOTE]Great review. Where do I get the vitamins you take?

[QUOTE=HotDamnXXX;2348227]This always busts me up. I don't care what the bf said or tells her not to do. Is he in the room with you and her? No. How would he ever know unless you post that we kissed or whatever. I've run into these "walls" in the past but was able to convince the girl to leap over them. Sometimes its just being a regular, sometimes doing some smooth talking, sometimes adding some green backs to the pot, etc. All of these girls have a price and will do ANYTHING. Its the challenge of finding what it takes. And well it helps that I'm not ugly but sometimes I have to work for the "extras" I prefer.

And kissing and DATY is more "intimate" than banging your GF?? PUH-leeeze! Most girls use the BF excuse too to ward away things they don't want to do and most guys won't pursue it anymore once they hear BF. So its less of a hassle to do it that way.

Dudes, remember that biz girls do 3 things: 1. Lie 2. Lie 3. Lie. I recently saw a provider that said she had a doctor's appointment after and her GF was picking her up. When I left, I casually decided to go out the side door and avoid the lobby. When I got to my car, I see some young dude hanging out smoking. Lo and behold, he meets her at the front lobby door and they start walking down the street. She never saw that I saw. I then hit McD's drive thru just down the road and I'm sitting waiting in the traffic lane and to my surprise, who comes walking past the parked cars and heads inside? You guessed it. Walked right past my car and didn't recognize me. I couldn't resist and texted her and said, oh, you and your BF get hungry? She texted me back and said what are you talking about? I told her I was in the drive thru and saw her. Then nothing but crickets. LOL. Live and learn fellas, these girls think they are all slick and all and Einsteins. They are far from it.[/QUOTE]Carli was not a fan of oral from the get go but would do it at my request.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2348320]Carli was not a fan of oral from the get go but would do it at my request.[/QUOTE]Terrible.

[QUOTE=HotDamnXXX;2348227]This always busts me up. I don't care what the bf said or tells her not to do. Is he in the room with you and her? No. How would he ever know unless you post that we kissed or whatever. I've run into these "walls" in the past but was able to convince the girl to leap over them. Sometimes its just being a regular, sometimes doing some smooth talking, sometimes adding some green backs to the pot, etc. All of these girls have a price and will do ANYTHING. Its the challenge of finding what it takes. And well it helps that I'm not ugly but sometimes I have to work for the "extras" I prefer.

And kissing and DATY is more "intimate" than banging your GF?? PUH-leeeze! Most girls use the BF excuse too to ward away things they don't want to do and most guys won't pursue it anymore once they hear BF. So its less of a hassle to do it that way.

Dudes, remember that biz girls do 3 things: 1. Lie 2. Lie 3. Lie. I recently saw a provider that said she had a doctor's appointment after and her GF was picking her up. When I left, I casually decided to go out the side door and avoid the lobby. When I got to my car, I see some young dude hanging out smoking. Lo and behold, he meets her at the front lobby door and they start walking down the street. She never saw that I saw. I then hit McD's drive thru just down the road and I'm sitting waiting in the traffic lane and to my surprise, who comes walking past the parked cars and heads inside? You guessed it. Walked right past my car and didn't recognize me. I couldn't resist and texted her and said, oh, you and your BF get hungry? She texted me back and said what are you talking about? I told her I was in the drive thru and saw her. Then nothing but crickets. LOL. Live and learn fellas, these girls think they are all slick and all and Einsteins. They are far from it.[/QUOTE]LMAO that is a riot. Spot on.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2348313]Great review. Where do I get the vitamins you take?[/QUOTE]Five Hour Energy and lots of M&Ms. By the way, I'm seeing Jocelyn tomorrow, because of your Intel many months ago. Her and Jayla are greeting me bright and early.

Cot damn she is pretty. Xfings for full GFE. [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-well-reviewed-carli-today-for-in-call-fun-doing-dblspecials-wnew-girl-renee/14716696[/URL].

I live in the 9th ave area of St Pete known for a high volume of snake charmers. This one I met while she was walking one day. She was wearing a blonde wig at the time. I see she has a dark one now. She looked done up when I met her, but now looks eaten up with drugs. She came to my appt and she performs great in bed. I even called her the next day and had her Polish some wood again. She had some guy watch my house and when I was walking into work she called me to make sure I wasnt there. When I returned home that night my appt was broken into and all my valuables were gone. She will set you up and rob you! Beware.

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[QUOTE=Reaper400;2349376]Cot damn she is pretty. Xfings for full GFE. [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-well-reviewed-carli-today-for-in-call-fun-doing-dblspecials-wnew-girl-renee/14716696[/URL].[/QUOTE]Carli looks like Ke $ha (in her sans make-up shots) and her friend reminds of Katy Perry. Might try to arrange a Super Bowl party with the two of them.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2349687]Carli looks like Ke $ha (in her sans make-up shots) and her friend reminds of Katy Perry. Might try to arrange a Super Bowl party with the two of them.[/QUOTE]Yea, I guess you can see the likeliness. Very interested in what her friend is like.

[QUOTE=Reaper400;2349694]Yea, I guess you can see the likeliness. Very interested in what her friend is like.[/QUOTE]Hang onto your seats fellas. From my contact with her yesterday, and as what seems her ploy, she quotes outrageous donations and then says she is running specials so you think you are getting a great deal. Puh-leeze, I am not stupid. Note, I warned you:

Normal Qv / Hh / Hr (solo): 15/120, HH /200, HR /350 LMFAO!

Specials: 15/100, HH /140, HR /300 and also said QV /80 LMFAO!. Isn't 15 and QV the same amount of time? Or is Quickie Visit like 5-7 1/2 minutes? LMFAO!

Duos: 15/160, HH /240, HR /500, QV /120 LMFAO!

Good luck with these prima donnas! And at the infamous Express on top of it all where you might get shanked. Unbelieveable!