Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Southernceo]I'd have to respectfully disagree with you Fobu, and I hope it doesn't make you mad.[/QUOTE]

Naw, I don't get mad because other's have different opinions, hell that's what this board is for. Given that I am 50, my significant other is 50 and I just got back from a classs reunion of a bunch of raving 50yo's, I feel good in saying that while she's no spring chicken but I just don't think she's that close to 50. We'll just have to agree to disagree. As they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure. Anyway, the age number doesn't mater, I've seen way too many people that don't look anything close to their and unfortanately far too many who don't act it either. LOL

Everyone's mileage will always vary, a lot of it depends on chemistry. Maybe we just clicked really well. The times I've seen her, I always made it a point to be her first appointment (I try to arrange that with any girl I see), moods and temperment just seems different that way.

Anyway, it's all good in the neighborhood, don't sweat having a different opinion.

Stay cool !!!
FM

Golfcart

I too went back and read over all the 100+ post you made during June; sometimes a dozen on the same day in a dozen different cities.

Have to agree with Booty Call; other than making yourself feel good and/or giving yourself something to do; you haven't told us anything about GETTING serviced in Memphis.

Chica

[QUOTE=BootyCall]Golf why don't you get off our board. You know no one here. Your not from Memphis. You no nothing. In June you made 100 posts all across the boards. Not one word about you receiving a BBBJ, or FS. All the hell you do is make comments on an area or a subject. Memphis is the town and we don't need guys like you telling us what to do.

MY .05

BC[/QUOTE]

Sorry for the late post, but Booty Call has been keeping me busy. If he doesn't kill you, he will most definitely bankrupt you. LOL

During the last few weeks had great meetings with the following ladies:

-Sweet Sarah. Yes she is very sweet and very sexy

-Tammy4U. WOW, what a body, with the skills that only maturity can bring

-Sunshine. Tall, fit and VERY friendly stripper at Babes

All of these ladies made all my dreams come true.

Several, several, several others that BC has MADE me visit. All of his recommendations have been great!

On a sad note; had a visit scheduled with Molly, but we got our wires crossed and were not able to meet. We both were saddened by the mix-up and have rescheduled for sometime soon.

Thanks again BC. I hope you get a little rest prior to this weekend.

Chica

[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xxx-busty-hot-sexy-blonde-playmate-xxx-new-to-area-reviewed-25/2753400[/url]

I believe she was introduced as Dawn by Amber but I see ads on BP with the same pic as Dawn as well as Brooke... not sure what's going on

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[QUOTE=Sanptn][url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xxx-busty-hot-sexy-blonde-playmate-xxx-new-to-area-reviewed-25/2753400[/url]

I believe she was introduced as Dawn by Amber but I see ads on BP with the same pic as Dawn as well as Brooke... not sure what's going on

[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-busty-blonde-25/2970161[/url][/QUOTE]

Check back on this thread on Monday. Got a hell'va week end planned and Amber Silk is on the menu. I believe I see this girl the other day close to the Motel I'm staying at.
BC

[QUOTE=BootyCall]Golf why don't you get off our board. You know no one here. Your not from Memphis. You no nothing. In June you made 100 posts all across the boards. Not one word about you receiving a BBBJ, or FS. All the hell you do is make comments on an area or a subject. Memphis is the town and we don't need guys like you telling us what to do.
MY .05
BC[/QUOTE]

I have added Golfcart to my ignore list. A few months back while visiting Boston, I reviewed a local provider named Suzanne. While monitoring the Boston board afterward, I noticed several posts from a guy named Golfcart, which were mainly drivel. I assumed he was a local Boston monger. A couple of weeks ago, I noticed a post from Golfcart on our board and thought WTF? When checking out his posts, it seems he posts hundreds of posts across several boards from numerous cities but from what I can tell, has never posted a review of anyone. Since he lacks any connection with Memphis, I don't need his advise.

[QUOTE=Glockman]I have added Golfcart to my ignore list. A few months back while visiting Boston, I reviewed a local provider named Suzanne. While monitoring the Boston board afterward, I noticed several posts from a guy named Golfcart, which were mainly drivel. I assumed he was a local Boston monger. A couple of weeks ago, I noticed a post from Golfcart on our board and thought WTF? When checking out his posts, it seems he posts hundreds of posts across several boards from numerous cities but from what I can tell, has never posted a review of anyone. Since he lacks any connection with Memphis, I don't need his advise.[/QUOTE]

Chica andI went back like you and checked his posts. Like I say he don't know nothing about Memphis. I invite other members that know some of the local gals or providers passing thru posting about them.
Thanks for your comments on GC.
BC

[QUOTE=BootyCall]Ret you need to take care of the deal I made for you. Then you can send back pics of her. Are you in town. Give me a call so we can talk. Monkey Business.
BC[/QUOTE]
I'm back in town for a few days. I know, I gotta get over there and see that young lady! I'll call you today sometime.

Ret

Called Sonya last week but her message said she was having phone problems. Left my name, number and why I was calling her but never heard back. Anyone else have problems getting a hold of her?

[QUOTE=Retskir]I'm back in town for a few days. I know, I gotta get over there and see that young lady! I'll call you today sometime.

Ret[/QUOTE]

Call her not me. She's the one waiting on you. LOL<LOL>. Course if all else fails we have plenty stock on the shelf you can choose from. We guarantee our girl friends will deliver.
BC

[QUOTE=Sanptn][url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xxx-busty-hot-sexy-blonde-playmate-xxx-new-to-area-reviewed-25/2753400[/url]

I believe she was introduced as Dawn by Amber but I see ads on BP with the same pic as Dawn as well as Brooke... not sure what's going on

[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-busty-blonde-25/2970161[/url][/QUOTE]Sorry for the confusion. She was introduced to me by a family member. She asked to be put on some sites. You know me. I'm always trying to help. She only seen 2 people I know. Good reports. I guess she wants to do her own thing now. So now I will remove my ads of her. Thanks gentlemen. I am always available.

Oxoxo

Well I decided to give valerie a try last night. If you've read my reviews of other providers you know that I always try to be honest and upbeat with my reviews. In as honest and upbeat a fashion as I can say it this expierience just plain sucked. I first tried calling val on Thursday and after leaving a message on her machine I never received a call back from her. On Friday morning I tried again and was able to talk to her and was told to call back later so thats what I did, started trying to call her back at 1:30 and finally got ahold of her at 3:30and was told to call back at 5:00. Called back at 5 and we made a date for 6, headed to her place at 5:30 and got caught in heavy weather and traffic going down hwy 302 and knew I was going to be late so I called to let her know. She said this was fine and suggested I pick up condoms and while I was there would I get her a coke, LOL. Hey no problem, right? So I get to her place at 6:30, I do have to say she has a clean apartment in a nice complex, we went into the bedroom and got comfortable and then after a few minutes we discussed her prices which immediatly started going up with different upsell items. We agreed on the rate but things just went down hill from there with constant text msgs and phone calls all while I'm trying eat at the Y (this is a fairly thick chick but not a bad figure over all). We proceeded to some CBJ and me having to listen to her complain about not liking the flavor of the condoms I purchased(trojan fire and ice)and although I suggested just taking the damn thing off I guess she just prefered to *****. We then attempted to have intercourse but for whatever reason she was angling here hips away from me so that I couldn't get inside. Within a couple of minutes she complained of a back spasm and would'nt even try for sex anymore. When asked to just get on top she said she couldn't due to pain from childbirth some YEARS before. In the end she broke out a very conveniently placed bottle of baby oil and attempted to give me a handjob after I had already told her that I really didn't care for that and thats was not what I was paying for. After a few minutes of trying she started in with how she had to meet a friend and how I needed to hurry up, so with me being completly discusted at this point, I just told her to stop and got dressed and left with half of the money she could have made if she had acted right(I did leave her some cash for her time but in hindsight I regret even doing that.) I do not recommend this young lady from my personal experience and I will never do business with her again. I have tried to make sure this report is both honest and detailed and I hope others will learn from my mistake.

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "foodstamps2009@yahoo.com" regarding the above report.

[quote]Hi. I hate to bother you. This review is COMPLETELY untrue. This person was very offensive when I met him and its not appropriate to post on a public website that my family, friends, and leo can see that says that I attempted intercourse with someone. This man didnt even bother to use any code words and honestly this whole situation NEVER happened. I'm sorry for the caps on certain words but he has me very upset. The only part of this that is true is the part about the coke. Please please please take this down. I really don't want or need a posting that is soooo explicit on a public website for the world to see that will only attract leo cause so many problems with my home life. I provide a massage. Saying such things about any provider on this site is only opening up doors for leo and others that can cause me major problems. Please remove this posting and let this person know not to write explicit things about girls espcially since its not even a truth to this story. Thanks
so much and again sorry to bother you again.[/quote]Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Kinkymemphism]My advise is DON'T. I have been out going to them for 2 years now so don't know if any still open. I do know that most swingers know many providers here and if you get caught in the club with one you will be banished for life and your info will be forward to other clubs around the nation giving them a heads up.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.. Hmmm. I am surprised they would care.

I had the pleasure of finally meeting Amber today and our meeting when very well. She"s definately the body type I prefer and her skills are wonderful. I especially enjoyed the part where she rode me like a horse and made herself shiver. After that, we acted like dogs and made me shiver! LOL!

She tried to be gentle with me since I'm still getting over a serious motorcycle accident. She gets high marks for that too!

All in all, she's a great gal, and I love her car too! Thanks again, Amber! See ya soon!
Thanks to Uncle Booty too!

I finally had the pleasure of meeting Sarah after far too long of a wait. We've been speaking here for a while and we are mutual friends with uncle Booty so references were not an issue.

We met at an incall of her choosing and she was actually ready before I was. She met me in the parking lot with a hug and laughed with me since I locked my keys in my car as I got out. We fooled around with that for a minute to no avail so on to the room for something much more fun. We still can't decide if the keys were my bad luck or hers!

Sarah is smoking hot and her pregnant belly is just starting to show. Her breasts are full and sensitive and the sensitivity doesn't stop there! We talked, played and flirted until the cover came out for a nice CBJ. I played and caressed until it was time for more, and I couldn't wait!

I had a great time and will certainly be repeating in the near future. After we were finished, I pretty much had to make her leave while I fooled around trying to get into my car. She was willing and offered to wait with me to make sure I got in. Even then, she called a few minutes after she left to check on me. Very sweet of her! Luckily I gotten back in by then.

Sarah, I had a great time; thank you.

Go see her fellas!
Ret