Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mikaele41]John:

I have no idea what made her talk to me about it. Massage was going great except that I thought it was strange (after reading other posts) that she kept a towel on my private areas the whole time. I kept talking with her to keep her at ease. On the flip, she started to tear up and asked me if I got her number from the internet. I told her "no" that I was referred by a friend. Then she spilled the whole can of worms and was very emotional in doing so.

I know what the purpose of these boards are. Erlinda even mentioned that she appreciates when clients write good things about her and her massages but dos not like when a HJ was talked about. Especially since this is an open forum and can be read by many. Her license is also at risk.

For those of you who think what I am saying is bullshit, you are entitled to your own opinion. However, I am telling you the truth about my experience. All in all, the massage was very good. Bottom line is that if you are just going to see Erlinda for a release, it is not going to happen.[/QUOTE]Yeah I think what you're saying is BULLSHIT.

I'm willing to bet that the next time I see Erlinda, I will get release in addition to an awesome massage and friendly service.

So screw what you say.

FYI. Just so that the rest of you are aware. There are those of us who frequent licensed massage therapists in Hawaii and for quite a long time now on a regular basis. Several licensed massage establishments have been busted and shut down and/or the owner imposed a fine as long as the LMT whom was caught is dismissed whether you agree or disagree with this fact. True, it is the LMT that provides extras that is soley accountable for their actions. True, it is also the LMT's discretion whether to trust that a monger that has received extras uses discretion whether or not to post such activity in a public or private forum. Fact is that there have been numerous LMT's that have lost their licenses and/or dismissed from the MT. True, it is a monger's responsibility to respect the privacy of the LMT's actions since the monger and the LMT both have an implied agreement via monetary remuneration to ensure such privacy is put forth and in compliance. Bottomline, show a little more respect and discretion otherwise your valued hobby will be under more scrutiny from not only LE but also the neighborhood board members who also lurk on these sites. It is not a matter of whether they have not done anything in the past or now to address the issue. It is a matter of when they finally make the decision to do it and let's hope that you nor any of our fellow mongers are not impacted by such publicity whether or not the law has reason to detain, fine, or uphold any written statute. I do not think any of us who have defended the ideals of protecting the LMT's privacy are doing it for selfish reasons. Those who allegedly receive extras from an LMT allegedly know how to ask for it compared to an upfront request of "Do you provide extras?" or "I would also like a happy ending." It is in the end truly referred to as a gentlemen's hobby. So be a gentlemen and be respectful especially with an LMT. Do as you wish at an AMP where it allegedly might be okay to act as most noobs allegedly do. Enough said. Commercial break is over. Happy mongering folks.

Bronze Beast,

No offense friend, but from a grammatical standpoint, that is one of the worst posts I have ever seen. It's just difficult to understand. Why don't you try using some punctuation? If you don't write so people can understand you, what's the point of posting?

LexLuther

Lex,

Thou art truly the "distinguished gentleman" with your near flawless posts. Assertive, honest, positive, you are like a walking dictionary!

Braddah BB,

He is badass. He must be the same astrological sign as me; hes a cut-to-the-chase kinda guy, no grey's with this guy, just black and whites. Which is cool, no BS, just straight to the point. His other posts (especially escorts) regarding this forum have been nothing but informative.

Personally I understood everything he said. Lex, if you from HI, mah bad-- im going to be a racist asshole here and say that you presumably are caucasion in ethnicity. If you arent, then more power to you, what Im sayin is, not everybody is great in punctuation, grammar, spelling, like some others. Thats manini and petty if you ask me. All the OGs have so much to report, I love to read Hypo, Kapalua, AT2 gotta be a young guy at heart; he cracks me up!

We all in this together, more so, because we live in the 50th state. And people wonder why local people get offended so easily, DAS DA KINE BRAH- "das the how". If mongers such as mikaele41 and braddah rod like get all mad, go jack some fuckin ragheads instead of flaming our brothers, while our soldiers in Iraq are dying for our freedom!

I love this board and the new hobby (well not nowadays, trying to save up for the Thailand trip) I have been introduced to, were it not FOR YOU GUYS, I wouldnt have had the "upper hand" in knowledge to know a good place from a bad one. Thank you all for sharing your reports. All the braddahs in Hawaii rule!!

Born and raised.. Hinode :cool:

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Bronze Beast,
No offense friend, but from a grammatical standpoint, that is one of the worst posts I have ever seen.
LexLuther[/QUOTE]
Hi Lex, here's a post from you last month...

[QUOTE]06-17-07, 02:05
General Reports
Views: 37,045
Posted By LexLuther

Sexyracer,

Please check your [B]PM's.[/B] I sent you one asking for some info.

Thanks.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]
You're not supposed to use apostrophes to pluralize initials or abbreviations. It should be PMs, or AMPs, or KBs. Also, another common error in the case of years, there is still no apostrophe after the abbreviation, but there is one before the decade, which denotes the "19" being left off -- '70s, '80s, '90s, etc.

See, we all make mistakes!

Just having fun!

;-D

I would really like to be a peacemaker like Hinode, because I do get really turned off by reading post after post about philosophical arguments that seem to go nowhere. But I can't stay neutral on this one.

It is just really weird to me that her family would know so much about her business, this website, and what "HJ" and "release" would mean (or whatever was actually said). Oh, and be checking up on this website constantly (that was a quick response on their part after the "offending" post was made).

So now, did it (the illegal activity) happen or not? Are those mongerers who said they had happy endings with Erlinda LIARS? My guess is it probably did because she HAS been mentioned before and we all know how those posts ended.

If I was in a worse mood, I'd say LMTs take a chance everytime they give extras, because it IS illegal and they damn well know it.

Are they risking getting busted by LE? Yup.

Are they risking getting talked about on this forum, or as Rod pointed out, on any other forum? Hell yeah!

So, if someone's talking about them on a forum, their risk taking didn't pay off for them. Boo-hoo. Next time they should ask their entrusted clients to sign a contract swearing silence. Hey wait, that's not a joke. How about her asking the clients not to say anything since her family is so familiar with massage/sex related forums?

This is bull.

Somebody please post something about getting laid.
Wish I could've been a better man - sorry all
Primal Needs

Yeah man, the general rule is if there aren't any posts about the MP, it usually is for good reason. However, you know how exciting the "hunt" is and how we are always trying to find that diamond in the rough.

[QUOTE=RadioHazard]I went to VIP a few days ago to try apple. Wow nice experience. Damn she has the smoothest skin. Nice tight body too.

talks alot i think she was afraid of me at first. but she got down to business with an awesome CBJ almost blew my load in the first 5 mins. at first i though she was in a rush to "finish me off but i ask her to slow down she did.
finished with her on top. She gave a great massage after too.

A = 9
S = 8
L = 8

I saw another hottie with some asian tatoos on her arm and lighter colored hair did not get her name any 411 of this girl? Also i went to CS looking for yumi but no luck mama said she comes in late after 12:00. hence going to VIP for apple.

Another funny thing was there were a bunch of hotties outside one of the bars tsunamis i think. Looked like SW at first but they were just a couple of teaser club girls.[/QUOTE]

I had seen Apple on a previous occassion and I'm somewhat surprised by her rave reviews and following. She's attractive, but not stunning. She talks a bit too much and is very skittish and like you said "afraid", probably thinking too much about LE. If you are a regular at VIP, that will probably not be an issue, but if not .. be aware.

She's got a nice tall frame with great legs. Up top, she's ok, but that's probably her weak point. Not bad, mind you, but just not a strong point. The sex and attitude would be better, if not for the chatter and if she were not so paranoid. It does feel really nice being inside her, and multiple positions was not an issue.

My views are probably in the minority, but I thought I should chime in with a different view point. Would I repeat? Maybe, if I thought that she might loosen up a bit and chill a little more.

Ling Ling was looking very good and saw her walking around on my way out. What she was wearing really enhanced her rack and legs. But don't they always! LOL!

I would rate Apple: L=7, B=7, S=7, A=6.

AT2

Woooooo it's getting hot in here! This is always an emotional subject, because the girls who are licensed are generally in it for the long haul and it's usually their only means of making a living.

The only things I have to add are the following. I have been getting massages for a long time and have never had any of the woman I know, lose their license or go out of business. If someone knows a name, I would be interested in hearing about them. I'm not a lawyer or LE, so I can't say for sure, but I can't imagine any of these postings are admissible in court or to the state licensing board. I also know that so many of Hawaii's finest, frequent these places, so there are no surprises. I'm sorry, but there really aren't (ain't?). LOL! If someone did lose a license, got fined, or had to dismiss someone, it's only because they got caught in the act. They gave extra's to someone they should not have, not because of what was posted.

There are a few woman that I will not talk about, only because over time we have become friends. I can't bring myself to discuss what happens between us on a board. Just a personal choice and I don't judge others if they do.

The internet is an unstoppable source of info. You cannot stop information on the web .. IMPOSSIBLE! Trying to hush people on a thread/board will not work. I'm sure you are aware of dozens of other sources of intel on the web. Someone somewhere will post about them if they provide extra's. So I can't see wasting energy trying to hush another member or chastising them. I just can't.

I understand the emotion that is involved. In all likelyhood Erlinda came across the post and not her family. Probably stunned her, so that's a shame. Her history, however is already well documented (Years of it). I do feel for her, though.

Peace,
AT2

Information on this board will not cause her to lose her license, getting caught in the act or servicing undercover law enforcement will. I really think ULE or whoever polices LMT has more to worry about than giving someone a HJ.
This is more like networking, I guaranty her business has increased 30%-50% because of the information on this board.

I have never been to one of those adult video stores that advertise Live shows. How does that work? I heard some places have GH's but I am not into that stuff if it is a guy on the other end. Is there any places like that but with girls on the other end? How does the "live shows" work? Are the girls hot? Do what do they do? How much does it cost? I have been to KB's and AMP's but never tried one of those. Maybe one day I will give it a try but I thought I ask around and see what it is like first.

[QUOTE=Tiantain]Information on this board will not cause her to lose her license, getting caught in the act or servicing undercover law enforcement will. I really think ULE or whoever polices LMT has more to worry about than giving someone a HJ.
This is more like networking, I guaranty her business has increased 30%-50% because of the information on this board.[/QUOTE]

I agree that no one looses their license over what is written on this or other boards. On the other hand, if a LMT is mentioned often as one that provides extras, it may trigger an attemp to use an undercover officer to bust them for professional misconduct or prostitution. For example, Ohana used to be a licensed massage establishment. Lot of mentioning about extras, including FS on the boards. They eventually got busted for massage license violations in 2005 or 2006, and as far as I know is now operating as a regular AMP under different owners. So busts DO happen, although it is hard to say if posts on the boards played a role or not. I am sure the moral detail in the vice squad knows what is happening out there.

Most of the LMTs are very careful and only provide HJs if they feel confident that the customer is not LE. Rarely, if ever, do they provide BJ or FS, and I assume that is one reason that LE is less concerned about their activity - unless they start operating like an AMP like in the case of Ohana.

[QUOTE=Myren1900]I agree that no one looses their license over what is written on this or other boards. On the other hand, if a LMT is mentioned often as one that provides extras, it may trigger an attemp to use an undercover officer to bust them for professional misconduct or prostitution. For example, Ohana used to be a licensed massage establishment. Lot of mentioning about extras, including FS on the boards. They eventually got busted for massage license violations in 2005 or 2006, and as far as I know is now operating as a regular AMP under different owners. So busts DO happen, although it is hard to say if posts on the boards played a role or not. I am sure the moral detail in the vice squad knows what is happening out there.

Most of the LMTs are very careful and only provide HJs if they feel confident that the customer is not LE. Rarely, if ever, do they provide BJ or FS, and I assume that is one reason that LE is less concerned about their activity - unless they start operating like an AMP like in the case of Ohana.[/QUOTE]

All I wanna know, is the ho errrrr Erlinda, still doing HJ's, BJ, or Fuckin? This is one reason it annoys me to go back to RTFF, too many useless posts.

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]All I wanna know, is the ho errrrr Erlinda, still doing HJ's, BJ, or Fuckin? This is one reason it annoys me to go back to RTFF, too many useless posts.[/QUOTE]

Bobby,

Only for guys she knows and trusts. You will probably need to invest some time and money, if you expect to get a happy ending. Really, if you want a hj, you can also get them at AMP's. About the same cost. Usually $50 house and $60 tip will do the trick.

AT2

[QUOTE=AsiaTraveler2]Bobby,

Only for guys she knows and trusts. You will probably need to invest some time and money, if you expect to get a happy ending. Really, if you want a hj, you can also get them at AMP's. About the same cost. Usually $50 house and $60 tip will do the trick.

AT2[/QUOTE]

While I agree if you just want a HJ AMPs may be a better bet. I'd like a good massage with a HJ whenever possible, which is unlikely to be found at an AMP.

Since I don't hit AMPs much (once ever) I was wondering how much is the usual tip for BJs. I know FS is around $.2 I was figuring BJs may be in the .7-.8 range. Is that right?

[QUOTE=Magnod]While I agree if you just want a HJ AMPs may be a better bet. I'd like a good massage with a HJ whenever possible, which is unlikely to be found at an AMP.

Since I don't hit AMPs much (once ever) I was wondering how much is the usual tip for BJs. I know FS is around $.2 I was figuring BJs may be in the .7-.8 range. Is that right?[/QUOTE]

Magnod,

I agree that AMP's don't normally give you any kind of real massage. My feeling, is that I enjoy the massage for the massage. The hj is a bonus if I get it. I just got the sense that the last poster was simply looking for a hj, and the massage was not very important. I could be wrong.

The AMP's are very simple. $50 to the house, $50-$60 for hj, $100 for bj (hj usually included in the mix), and $150 for fs (bj and hj included in the mix). A lot will depend on the girl.

AT2

[QUOTE=AsiaTraveler2]I had seen Apple on a previous occassion and I'm somewhat surprised by her rave reviews and following. She's attractive, but not stunning. She talks a bit too much and is very skittish and like you said "afraid", probably thinking too much about LE. If you are a regular at VIP, that will probably not be an issue, but if not .. be aware.

She's got a nice tall frame with great legs. Up top, she's ok, but that's probably her weak point. Not bad, mind you, but just not a strong point. The sex and attitude would be better, if not for the chatter and if she were not so paranoid. It does feel really nice being inside her, and multiple positions was not an issue.

My views are probably in the minority, but I thought I should chime in with a different view point. Would I repeat? Maybe, if I thought that she might loosen up a bit and chill a little more.

Ling Ling was looking very good and saw her walking around on my way out. What she was wearing really enhanced her rack and legs. But don't they always! LOL!

I would rate Apple: L=7, B=7, S=7, A=6.

AT2[/QUOTE]At2,

Very much appreciate the report. I've seen her available several times on my visits to VIP but have always been skeptical to pick her. At least now I know your ratings of looks/body is very close to mines. IMHO, there are better pickings at VIP.

Kg#1

[QUOTE=Bronze Beast]FYI. Just so that the rest of you are aware.
[snipped for length]

Enough said. Commercial break is over. Happy mongering folks.[/QUOTE]No worries BB, I understood it.

I never ask for extras. I never specify HJ, BJ, or FS from any LMT. If I want that, I go to an AMP.

So my. 02

Let them make the offer to you. Yes, it will take time and money, but once they know they can trust you.

And while I have and do post where one can get a good massage and extras, I don't specifiy names. So please use your head (you know which one) and be discrete.

Back to the report.

Yes, I finally tried Jean. And it was a great massage.

A little pricey for my taste, but eh, the massage was worth it.

[QUOTE=Asian Guy 1234]I have never been to one of those adult video stores that advertise Live shows. How does that work? I heard some places have GH's but I am not into that stuff if it is a guy on the other end. Is there any places like that but with girls on the other end? How does the "live shows" work? Are the girls hot? Do what do they do? How much does it cost? I have been to KB's and AMP's but never tried one of those. Maybe one day I will give it a try but I thought I ask around and see what it is like first.[/QUOTE]Video Store with Live shows?

Axxion? on Kapiolani (across the Papa John Pizza?)

basically it's a peep booth. you sit in a small viewing booth, and you put your money in. then the blind slides up and you watch a solo woman act. how long it lasts depends on how much you invest.

there's a phone for some nasty talking between the two.

Some offers shower shows (never been to one. I assume you watch someone showering/playing with her tamborine)

Been away from the forum for awhile. Thought I'd also chime in, re: Apple.

I agree with AT2's assessment, particularly her physical attributes.

I had seen her a few times, and AT2 is correct that she's better when she knows you aren't LE and loosens up...but she still *does* talk quite a bit.

Does anyone know of any AMP with japanese providers?

[QUOTE=Rod Farva]Just saw Erlinda for the first time this afternoon. She's Hot for her age.

She was wearing a tight fitting shirt that showed her cleavage and jeans.

Got an AWESOME massage from her (dare I say better than Evelyn at I'm)

This was my first time seeing Erlinda and I told her a "friend" of mine from work recommended her.

I also told her that I've been to Island Massage and saw Evelyn, Cecelia, and Margarita.

(I never saw Erlinda when she was at I'm, I always tried to see Evelyn)

Telling her that I've frequented I'm in the past seemed to break the ice with her and also seemed to set up the mood for the HJ.

While I was face down on the table, she was rubbing my toolbag and jr and also had her fingers graze my browneye in addition to the standard back, legs and arm massage.

On the flip, she finished massaging everywhere else before getting into the HJ.

She was moaning during the HJ to help me finish. And she was fingering my browneye at the same time. She allowed me to feel her up during the HJ. My hands were roaming all over her legs and ass and she didn't seem to mind.

After I got happy, she cleaned me up and also wiped my head neck and shoulder area with a couple of hot towels. Then she had me sit up and she got behind me on the table and massaged my neck and shoulders a little bit more before we were finished with the session. It was cool because there was a mirror right in front of me where I could check her out while she finished up the massage.

Donated a gift of $ for the session.

I highly recommend Erlinda if you’re just looking for a legit massage with happy ending.

I wonder if she will do more with time since she has her own business now (although it IS legit one) I would love to do some daty on her!

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Hi guys,

A couple of forum members have contacted me to express their concerns that this report contains too much information and thus could somehow be used by LE. Just to put this in perspective:

1. Please don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town. There is no club, massage parlor, streetwalker location or other place described on this website that the local police don't already know about, with or without this website.

2. No Forum Member had ever been detained, questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this Forum.

3. No information in this Forum has ever been used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.

4. The police have never contacted this website or requested any information from me about any Forum Member, and they never will because the Forum's servers are located in Montreal, Canada, safely beyond the reach of the USA court system.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

FYI - these comments were attached to Rod's original post.

It's all good...

[QUOTE=Qman90]Does anyone know of any AMP with japanese providers?[/QUOTE]I have been reading this forum and it seems they are rare or non-existent. Some Korean providers claim to be Japanese, but many memebers are skeptical.

A little late, but went to Pt week before last. OK looking K-girls in the house, but one petite lady stuck out and I went with her. I think her name was Toy or Coy...I was drunk so names were not that important. Good shower action. My first time with her, so I think she had some hesitation. Talked a bit, got comfortable, then FS. Nice and tight. Cuddled after money shot. Very cute and would go back to her again.

[QUOTE=Qman90]Does anyone know of any AMP with japanese providers?[/QUOTE]

Dont worry about rtff, lot of these posers havent been out in awhile so they may not be up to date with current talent. Currently, most of the places you'll find in pennysaver or touring around have korean girls, there may be that place that has a japanese girl but the best thing to do is take the tour and look for yourself. The dynamics of this industry changes pretty rapidly, new girls coming and going, that it is best just to do a little window shopping. This is probably a little old info but there was a japanese hapa girl at Hula's. Not likely she is still there but worth the visit to check out the talent.

Good luck in your search.

Sorry, been SUPER busy and this report is from 2 months ago. Still, it may be of some use to people

Went by VIP around 1:30am on a week night; there was very little foot traffic around and the Wal-Mart crowd had apparently gone in from break. In other words, very light foot traffic. I went to the back of the parking lot, turned the corner.

. And there was the biggest dude I'the seen all day just chilling on a chair near the couch. Two haole girls were chatting with him, both of them white. The mama came out and directed me to the couch. Basically, they acted like it was 100% normal to have a huge guy just sitting there. Okay, fine. One of the girls took the initiative and asked me why I was there. I apologized for the awkwardness and explained that the human mountain threw me off my game. She said he was there for security since there had been problems with a customer in the past. Ugh.

Anyway, she was sweet (and hot) enough so I went with her. Haole, looks like perky enhanced boobs (see or the cup), strawberry blonde iirc, and I *think* she said she was from Georgia. Is that Ling Ling? Anyway, nice chat in the shower (but she kept asking if I was rich), and a non-GFE session in the room. *EVERYTHING*, even HJ, covered. No cumming on her. Almost any playing with her nipples was too rough. However, aside from that (not deal breakers for me), she was really good and allowed for multiple positions. I think we might have even gone a bit longer than average. All in all, I probably won't see again. I didn't get her name and hope this wasn't the famous Ling Ling; I'the heard so many good things.

.5/1.5

Speaking of haole providers, has anyone been to The Mika? I've seen bad things from a reputable poster, but it's all single-source.

[QUOTE=Asian Guy 1234]I have never been to one of those adult video stores that advertise Live shows. How does that work? I heard some places have GH's but I am not into that stuff if it is a guy on the other end. Is there any places like that but with girls on the other end? How does the "live shows" work? Are the girls hot? Do what do they do? How much does it cost? I have been to KB's and AMP's but never tried one of those. Maybe one day I will give it a try but I thought I ask around and see what it is like first.[/QUOTE]It costs $20 for a basic strip show. I believe the girls will quote you for 10 minutes? The prices go up for manual masturbation shows, toy shows, etc. and there are locks on the doors and tissues in the room. (Use your imagination) Depending on the girl, you may have different experiences and may or may not get a good show. Sometimes there are some really hot ones, other times they aren't so great looking. I have not seen a GH at the shop on Kapiolani with the live girls, but they do exist in various porn stores with video booths. As to the gender of the person on the other end, I am willing to bet that it will most likely be a male, but I could be wrong. Anyway, the booths are not a bad deal if you get a hot girl and just want a quick self-release.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Bronze Beast,

No offense friend, but from a grammatical standpoint, that is one of the worst posts I have ever seen. It's just difficult to understand. Why don't you try using some punctuation? If you don't write so people can understand you, what's the point of posting?

LexLuther[/QUOTE]As you have been given freedom to criticize for quite a long time this will be one of very few responses to you. There is no offense taken. The last time you criticized my posts I enabled my ignore option. I suggest that you exercise your right to do the same. Most of your posts by the way span across several forums throughout the world and consist mostly of criticizing others. Your brazen demeanor and grit is certainly not entertaining to me compared to other mongers. That is your entitlement and your freedom. Enjoy your fame. I enjoy providing useful information to the masses of mongers rather than bashing them with constant "personal" annoyances including and not limited to punctuation. I am not asking you a question when I say this: "What is the point of posting if you criticize so much and report so less?" You reap from the hard work and expense of others. Cease begging for information at the cost of those TOFTT like us locals. You are quite selective with whom you criticize and it is unfortunate that in reality you find my grammar a thorn in your self-proclaimed feifdom. My apologies if this should offend anyone includiung the moderator and administrator. If LexLuther is entitled to make comments as he may, then so are the rest of us. {{Re-enabling my ignore option now}} Mahalo.

LexLuther
A: 0
S: 0
L: 0

Went to Emmas last week and saw Julie. Nice massage, very good CBJ
and was into the CFS. Did not rush me at all. Actually went over 1 hour.
Very nice and clean room and shower.

Julie: Korean, dark shoulder length hair, 5'1"
F: 8 (I think she's kinda cute)
B: 7 (athletic, only A cups)
A: 9
S: 9

Will repeat!

I was in Honolulu for vacation couple of weeks ago and decided to go check out the scene one night (see my strip club report). Anyway after we left the sc we head over to the establishment next door with "relaxation" sign on it (this was in waikiki area). Apparently this place is opened all night, went through the gate and was met with a HOT white chick, my first impression was this is TGTBT I have never seen a hot white chick in an AMP that does fs (or otherwise it was gonna cost me $$$). Anyway the asian mamasan collected the room fee and the girl (CeCe) took me back to the room. Right off the bat she asked for tips and I asked what was included and she said everything. Long story short I highly recommended she said she's 23 and has been working there only for a while. Typical AMP rules but way above avg looks if that is what you are going for.

[QUOTE=Waikiki808]Sorry, been SUPER busy and this report is from 2 months ago. Still, it may be of some use to people

Went by VIP around 1:30am on a week night; there was very little foot traffic around and the Wal-Mart crowd had apparently gone in from break. In other words, very light foot traffic. I went to the back of the parking lot, turned the corner.

. And there was the biggest dude I'the seen all day just chilling on a chair near the couch. Two haole girls were chatting with him, both of them white. The mama came out and directed me to the couch. Basically, they acted like it was 100% normal to have a huge guy just sitting there. Okay, fine. One of the girls took the initiative and asked me why I was there. I apologized for the awkwardness and explained that the human mountain threw me off my game. She said he was there for security since there had been problems with a customer in the past. Ugh.

Anyway, she was sweet (and hot) enough so I went with her. Haole, looks like perky enhanced boobs (see or the cup), strawberry blonde iirc, and I *think* she said she was from Georgia. Is that Ling Ling? Anyway, nice chat in the shower (but she kept asking if I was rich), and a non-GFE session in the room. *EVERYTHING*, even HJ, covered. No cumming on her. Almost any playing with her nipples was too rough. However, aside from that (not deal breakers for me), she was really good and allowed for multiple positions. I think we might have even gone a bit longer than average. All in all, I probably won't see again. I didn't get her name and hope this wasn't the famous Ling Ling; I'the heard so many good things.

.5/1.5

Speaking of haole providers, has anyone been to The Mika? I've seen bad things from a reputable poster, but it's all single-source.[/QUOTE]This doesnt sound like her. Ling Ling has bleached platinum blonde hair, tall, thin, fake c's(?). She has a tat on her lower back. She looks mid 20's, but is actually 21.

Hey Jackson,

Thanks for the heads up with the comments!

There's been too much said already about all kinds of stuff so I thought I'd throw in some random comments:

BB - I thought the A/S/L for Lex was frickin' H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!

Lex. I think you gotta post a pic just to prove that you got some A and L that don't rate at 0 my friend.

Hinode. Still jealous that you're going to Thailand. Know a good surgeon that can reattach Pedro after it falls off?

Speaking of surgeons and Thailand, did anyone see that video of a diver getting his thumb bit off by an eel and then having his second toe cut off and reattached as his thumb? Sick ass shyeet, but damn funny.

Erlinda's family. If you are reading this. Howzit.

Mike41 and Rod. Right on. We should have a celebrity deathmatch bout for you two. Chee-hoo.

I'm gonna go jack off to some free porn on the computer in the privacy of my own home.

My Hand (Keri/Aloe/Palmella/Handa)
A: 8
S: 15
L: -1.75

[QUOTE=BallnChain808]Hey Jackson,

Thanks for the heads up with the comments!

[snipped for length][/QUOTE]LOL! hope this doesn't start a trend for ranking posters now...

And shouldn't you have two rankings... that is you do have two hands right? :D

[QUOTE=Asian Guy 1234]

I have never been to one of those adult video stores that advertise Live shows. How does that work?[/QUOTE]
Here's a message that I posted on another site in reply to a similar question:

[QUOTE]My one and only visit to a "fantasy booth" occurred years ago, so this information may be outdated by now, but here is what I remember.

The newspaper advertisement says "Live Girls!" and "Private & Very Intimate," and the same (or a similar) advertisement was being used when I went. However, the advertisement didn't mention that the customer's booth was separate from the enclosure where the woman was located, and that those two areas were divided by a wall with a window (so there was no physical contact). As I recall, the cost of a session at that time was $20.

The woman I observed through the window was a fairly young and attractive local lady, probably in her early or middle twenties. She had full breasts, a nice brown complexion, and pretty hair. She was somewhat chubby, but I actually like chubby women. During the session she showed me everything, including spreading her legs to display her pussy, and she pretended to passionately masturbate. (Presumably a customer is also allowed to masturbate, although I didn't do so.) I would estimate that the session lasted about five minutes, perhaps slightly longer. If I had wanted more time I could have paid more money, but personally I didn't feel it was worth it. Being separated from the woman by a wall and window made the experience seem too artificial and much less interesting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Qman90]

Does anyone know of any AMP with japanese providers?[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately I don't, but Bebe at Golden Massage said that she is half-Japanese and half-Korean.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Unfortunately I don't, but Bebe at Golden Massage said that she is half-Japanese and half-Korean.[/QUOTE]Is Golden still open?

<i>It costs $20 for a basic strip show. I believe the girls will quote you for 10 minutes? The prices go up for manual masturbation shows, toy shows, etc. and there are locks on the doors and tissues in the room. (Use your imagination) Depending on the girl, you may have different experiences and may or may not get a good show. Sometimes there are some really hot ones, other times they aren't so great looking. I have not seen a GH at the shop on Kapiolani with the live girls, but they do exist in various porn stores with video booths. As to the gender of the person on the other end, I am willing to bet that it will most likely be a male, but I could be wrong. Anyway, the booths are not a bad deal if you get a hot girl and just want a quick self-release.</i>

That sounds like fun. So it is like going to a strip club but you get to do your own manual release. How many booths are their? Is her time divided up between other people in the booths? . You know like a strip show, the girl moves around between different people. Well actually some strip clubs they pretty much stay with you. How many girls are there? Too bad their is no "Glory Hole" between you and the girl. Now that would be awesome! I would go there all the time if there was. Hahahaha

[QUOTE=BallnChain808]Hey Jackson,

Thanks for the heads up with the comments!

There's been too much said already about all kinds of stuff so I thought I'd throw in some random comments:

BB - I thought the A/S/L for Lex was frickin' H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!

Lex. I think you gotta post a pic just to prove that you got some A and L that don't rate at 0 my friend.

Hinode. Still jealous that you're going to Thailand. Know a good surgeon that can reattach Pedro after it falls off?

Speaking of surgeons and Thailand, did anyone see that video of a diver getting his thumb bit off by an eel and then having his second toe cut off and reattached as his thumb? Sick ass shyeet, but damn funny.

Erlinda's family. If you are reading this. Howzit.

Mike41 and Rod. Right on. We should have a celebrity deathmatch bout for you two. Chee-hoo.

I'm gonna go jack off to some free porn on the computer in the privacy of my own home.

My Hand (Keri/Aloe/Palmella/Handa)
A: 8
S: 15
L: -1.75[/QUOTE]Right on ball.

This board need guys like you.

You made my day.

Have a good trip hino

[QUOTE=Qman90]Does anyone know of any AMP with japanese providers?[/QUOTE]

I'd love to experience a genuine Japanese provider, but I don't expect to find one here working in an AMP.

I have had the privilege of experiencing ethnic Koreans who were raised in Japan and spoke fluent Japanese as well as a half Japanese/half Korean girl once in other states. These girls seem to have trouble fitting in with the "real" Koreans at the Korean AMPs, so they seem lonely. If you're nice to them, they'll rock your world.

One particularly memorable Korean girl in another state told me she was raised in Yokohama and her Japanese seemed pretty good. This particular AMP had a king size bed in one of the rooms and she loved to DFK and made it a fantastic GFE for me.

Jet Ranger,

Keep in mind that there is a long, bitter history between Korea an Japan. This may account for the apparent discomfort of Japanese or Korean/Japanese women working in spas, which are mostly Korean.

I'm sure they don't get treated very well.

LexLuther