Tips, Tricks, Arguing, and Bullshit

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;5231562]Have you ever tried meeting women in person? That is what I recommend. Go to a place where women who need money hang out. Like a food stamp office, a place where women apply for low paying jobs, a drug rehab facility, convenience store on Sullivant, something like that. Ask them questions like "how interested are you in making some easy money?" You would be surprised at how many are willing to do the job for cheap, even good looking ones. The internet was supposed to make it easy to meet women but I just waste my time using a site like tinder or whatever alternatives there are to backpage. Ask yourself "where would a hot young girl who is poor hang out?" Then go there.

The economy is not in the shitter. It has just changed. I have had to change careers in the past year due to the pandemic, and now I make more money, but I don't spend any more than I used to. Again, if the economy was in the shitter, girls would be begging to service you for 20 bucks, not demanding 400 an hour or telling you to send them money via cashapp or some shit like that. If the economy was really bad, there would be no men willing to overpay these women. Stop the pity party and get out of the house and start talking to women. Shit, I should just start charging guys on how to talk to women and get them to fuck for little to no money. You guys should be overpaying me![/QUOTE]Hello All.

I am thinking the same thing! Rent a ballroom at an airport hotel charge 499 for a Sat / Sun seminar on how to do this using pay to play and civilian strategies. I have been a total man ***** for atleast 40 years. I use many methods to get with them at my age the chase and word tracks used are the fun part the actual finishline with the ladies is secondary to the chase. Hell I've even developed a conversation standing inline at a get go and got with her later that same day! Oh you say " you must be rich" hell no I'm blue collar, oh you say " you must be good looking" no actually I am prob a five or six with levis and a hoodie old man! But you got to be able to gab. I always say if a man can sell, be a salesman he can score pussy. Just sayin.

Usedtobedoctor

[QUOTE=UsedToBeDoctor;5231823]Hello All.

I am thinking the same thing! Rent a ballroom at an airport hotel charge 499 for a Sat / Sun seminar on how to do this using pay to play and civilian strategies. I have been a total man ***** for atleast 40 years. I use many methods to get with them at my age the chase and word tracks used are the fun part the actual finishline with the ladies is secondary to the chase. Hell I've even developed a conversation standing inline at a get go and got with her later that same day! Oh you say " you must be rich" hell no I'm blue collar, oh you say " you must be good looking" no actually I am prob a five or six with levis and a hoodie old man! But you got to be able to gab. I always say if a man can sell, be a salesman he can score pussy. Just sayin.

Usedtobedoctor[/QUOTE]Yeah. Well I sucked at sales. Never got the knack for it. I don't have the gift of gab. And you know what. I don't feel like expending the energy. I could've built my own privacy fence. But I paid someone to do it because my time was worth more to me than the savings. Same thing with the ladies. I just want to find one at a decent price that will get the job done with the fewest hassles possible. And I'm willing to pay for quality but what we seem to have out there is the kinds of pop-up roofers who show up after hurricanes down south.

Just my 2 cents.

Don't you guys think it's odd that being gay or trans is being widely accepted and celebrated now but straight guys seeking the affection of ladies is sexual harassment or engaging in human trafficking if you are trying to pay to have a good time. Strange times gentleman.

[QUOTE=YAskWhy;5253868]Don't you guys think it's odd that being gay or trans is being widely accepted and celebrated now but straight guys seeking the affection of ladies is sexual harassment or engaging in human trafficking if you are trying to pay to have a good time. Strange times gentleman.[/QUOTE]Stay tuned. We haven't seen nothing yet. I'm looking forward to when the first transsexual wins a girl's state HS championship in wrestling, track & field or some other sport and watching all the commotion it causes.

[QUOTE=YAskWhy;5253868]Don't you guys think it's odd that being gay or trans is being widely accepted and celebrated now but straight guys seeking the affection of ladies is sexual harassment or engaging in human trafficking if you are trying to pay to have a good time. Strange times gentleman.[/QUOTE]Nope. For years the War on Drugs was what got people elected. Now, since that has been discredited as being ineffective, they have to move on to something else.

But they have to mean it. They have to give up their cock and balls or they are still men as far as the sports go. None of this half-assed bullshit!

[QUOTE=JizMan;5253976]Stay tuned. We haven't seen nothing yet. I'm looking forward to when the first transsexual wins a girl's state HS championship in wrestling, track & field or some other sport and watching all the commotion it causes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Prim0;5255575]But they have to mean it. They have to give up their cock and balls or they are still men as far as the sports go. None of this half-assed bullshit![/QUOTE]It doesn't matter what body part they give up. Their DNA doesn't care, it remains the same and determines what sex they are.

[QUOTE=EdibleButtPlug;5231172]So, I've noticed a lot of you complaining about the quality anymore. For one, we have a famous porn star in our city that is only 3/ hr to see. A very Wild lady if you catch my drift. For another, there are several 8-9's on the 10 scale on alligator. Kimbaby looks like Emma Watson's sister and Stacey Banks is just a dime piece for examples. You guys just got lazy and went for the easy pickings.[/QUOTE]Sorry fellas, new to the thread, but who is the porn star you are referencing?

She has some mixed reviews.

Rebecca Wild. Wikiporno.

[URL]https://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Rebecca_Wild[/URL]

[QUOTE=ElChiro;5256511]Sorry fellas, new to the thread, but who is the porn star you are referencing?[/QUOTE]

If you remove the testicles, you remove the source of the testosterone. And that's what makes us bigger, faster and stronger in general. After a few months without testosterone, a guy won't be nearly as athletic as he was before.

[QUOTE=JizMan;5255939]It doesn't matter what body part they give up. Their DNA doesn't care, it remains the same and determines what sex they are.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Prim0;5257314]If you remove the testicles, you remove the source of the testosterone. And that's what makes us bigger, faster and stronger in general. After a few months without testosterone, a guy won't be nearly as athletic as he was before.[/QUOTE]I don't think that's true, but I'm not here to argue. Studies have shown that trans women will only lose about 5% of their muscle mass. As far as bone structure and strength, they don't lose any.

[QUOTE=JizMan;5253976]Stay tuned. We haven't seen nothing yet. I'm looking forward to when the first transsexual wins a girl's state HS championship in wrestling, track & field or some other sport and watching all the commotion it causes.[/QUOTE]Google Dr Renee Richards.

[QUOTE=HornySenior;5258867]Google Dr Renee Richards.[/QUOTE]Yes, I remember her. The funny thing is that Martina Navratilova is coming out strong against transgender women competing in women's sports and Rene Richards was her coach for two of her Wimbledon titles.

Now I know that the general rule is "don't give money until after". How do you approach it? Most chicks ask upfront and in these situations I like to avoid drama. How would why'll recommend addressing it?

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;5267210]Now I know that the general rule is "don't give money until after". How do you approach it? Most chicks ask upfront and in these situations I like to avoid drama. How would why'll recommend addressing it?[/QUOTE]GoodMorning All.

Never pay upfront either before arrival using cash app etc or any portion thereof. Once there they want it upfront explain you never do that you're sorry if they've been ripped off in the past but afterwards they will be donated and not until, you'd be glad to show them that you have it but be careful some will grab it and run and never never never leave it laying out. Offer an apology thanking her and you understand but start to leave they have your money already spent she will relent most times. I've had them once get on the phone calling Dude to collect and I managed to beat feet post haste to my car before he arrived. You must remain in control of the situation and stay in a position of power and once the money is exchanged she can toss you or leave you sitting in an empty hotel room with your pants around your ankles. I never carry cash to a visit anymore checking in advance that I can do cash app afterwards I am not the warrior I once was carrying cash into some of these situations is asking to be robbed by a skinny nervous handler.

Usedtobedoctor.

[QUOTE=UsedToBeDoctor;5267460]GoodMorning All.

Never pay upfront either before arrival using cash app etc or any portion thereof. Once there they want it upfront explain you never do that you're sorry if they've been ripped off in the past but afterwards they will be donated and not until, you'd be glad to show them that you have it but be careful some will grab it and run and never never never leave it laying out. Offer an apology thanking her and you understand but start to leave they have your money already spent she will relent most times. I've had them once get on the phone calling Dude to collect and I managed to beat feet post haste to my car before he arrived. You must remain in control of the situation and stay in a position of power and once the money is exchanged she can toss you or leave you sitting in an empty hotel room with your pants around your ankles. I never carry cash to a visit anymore checking in advance that I can do cash app afterwards I am not the warrior I once was carrying cash into some of these situations is asking to be robbed by a skinny nervous handler.

Usedtobedoctor.[/QUOTE]Thanks Doc. I do know enough to not pay via cashapp, but what if they do an outcall to you?

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;5267521]Thanks Doc. I do know enough to not pay via cashapp, but what if they do an outcall to you?[/QUOTE]If they ask upon arrival say I'm sorry afterwards we will take care of that. But remember in her head she has your money spent. Follow up with I understand if you won't do that as yoau are walking towards the door to show them out. But really the subject should of came up before her arrival if there was going to be an issue. I never bring it up I just assume that's what we're doing afterwards. Like James Brown used to say. Static don't start none won't be none.

Usedtobedoctor.

[QUOTE=EdibleButtPlug;5231172]So, I've noticed a lot of you complaining about the quality anymore. For one, we have a famous porn star in our city that is only 3/ hr to see. A very Wild lady if you catch my drift. For another, there are several 8-9's on the 10 scale on alligator. Kimbaby looks like Emma Watson's sister and Stacey Banks is just a dime piece for examples. You guys just got lazy and went for the easy pickings.[/QUOTE]Who, Stacey Banks? Thanks!

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;5267521]Thanks Doc. I do know enough to not pay via cashapp, but what if they do an outcall to you?[/QUOTE]Never Pay Up Front or In Advance zero zip ziltch, never, Ever. Ever.

Only have on hand the agreed amount, if robbed give it up, it"s Not worth the troubles to put your Life at risk.

Still looking for a reliable, good cocksucker, UTR preferred. 20's to 30's. 7+ Cute Face and Eager to swallow a load If anyone would be so kind to shoot me a PM if you wouldn't mind sharing??

I'm pretty new here. What's the best way to send the message to the masseuse that your interested in a HE?

[QUOTE=Brak1760;5279570]I'm pretty new here. What's the best way to send the message to the masseuse that your interested in a HE?[/QUOTE]Lay down face down butt ass naked.

Open your legs a little when she gets close to the boys or your asshole.

On the flip, flex your dick every time she gets even close maybe stroke her leg or ass if either gets close to your hand.

Most of the time, if she doesn't throw a towel on your dick on the flip, and you're relatively hard after the flip, she'll let you know what's available. If not, just just motion.

It's usually a standard offer if available, or just a hint that more is available but only on repeat visits.

I know of at least one member who screens providers by taking them to lunch or dinner first. He says it saves him time and money. What is the protocol for that? I assume that you pick up or meet the provider, eat, and / or maybe buy them a drink or 2. Do you pay them anything for their time?

My idea is that the dinner and / or drinks is payment for their time. There are several opportunities to back out. My preference would be to have them meet me at the restaurant and tell them to go to the entrance. If they are too late, I'd be out. At the first sign of being catfished, I'd be out. If they make it inside and get to the point of ordering, but I sense that further time would be wasted, I'd be out without buying drinks. If they make it to the end of dinner and I've offered to buy them drinks, I assume that I'd want to either continue the date at a negotiated rate in a more intimate environment, or end it and schedule something in the near future.

Honestly, I really don't want to hook up with a provider who is "all about her business". I look for a bit of a connection and somebody I might want to give repeat business. Advertisers who come off as all business are a turn-off and an automatic no-go for me. I prefer providers who make the effort to have their customers feel wanted and liked. I enjoy providers like Neveah with whom you can connect. I've taken her out to eat after a date, even though I'm sure her husband was staying in the next room and happened to pull up next to me while I was dropping her off afterward. I've had casual dates with most of the providers with whom I was a regular customer.

Does that sound fair?

Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=RockyRhodes;5295673]I know of at least one member who screens providers by taking them to lunch or dinner first. He says it saves him time and money. What is the protocol for that? I assume that you pick up or meet the provider, eat, and / or maybe buy them a drink or 2. Do you pay them anything for their time?

My idea is that the dinner and / or drinks is payment for their time. There are several opportunities to back out. My preference would be to have them meet me at the restaurant and tell them to go to the entrance. If they are too late, I'd be out. At the first sign of being catfished, I'd be out. If they make it inside and get to the point of ordering, but I sense that further time would be wasted, I'd be out without buying drinks. If they make it to the end of dinner and I've offered to buy them drinks, I assume that I'd want to either continue the date at a negotiated rate in a more intimate environment, or end it and schedule something in the near future.

Honestly, I really don't want to hook up with a provider who is "all about her business". I look for a bit of a connection and somebody I might want to give repeat business. Advertisers who come off as all business are a turn-off and an automatic no-go for me. I prefer providers who make the effort to have their customers feel wanted and liked. I enjoy providers like Neveah with whom you can connect. I've taken her out to eat after a date, even though I'm sure her husband was staying in the next room and happened to pull up next to me while I was dropping her off afterward. I've had casual dates with most of the providers with whom I was a regular customer.

Does that sound fair?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Are we talking about 500 dollar plus providers? Because no low end girl posting on STG is going to meet up for lunch, especially for free. No to mention, I wouldn't want to be caught anywhere in public with 99% of the girls I see. I don't deem any of them up to my real scale of taking on a date, I'll pay to bang them, but never for their actual time. However some high end girls who post on other sites offer dinner dates as part of their service for a fee, then you can extend that to something else for an additional fee, but none of that is my style.

[QUOTE=RockyRhodes;5295673]I know of at least one member who screens providers by taking them to lunch or dinner first. He says it saves him time and money. What is the protocol for that? I assume that you pick up or meet the provider, eat, and / or maybe buy them a drink or 2. Do you pay them anything for their time?

My idea is that the dinner and / or drinks is payment for their time. There are several opportunities to back out. My preference would be to have them meet me at the restaurant and tell them to go to the entrance. If they are too late, I'd be out. At the first sign of being catfished, I'd be out. If they make it inside and get to the point of ordering, but I sense that further time would be wasted, I'd be out without buying drinks. If they make it to the end of dinner and I've offered to buy them drinks, I assume that I'd want to either continue the date at a negotiated rate in a more intimate environment, or end it and schedule something in the near future.

Honestly, I really don't want to hook up with a provider who is "all about her business". I look for a bit of a connection and somebody I might want to give repeat business. Advertisers who come off as all business are a turn-off and an automatic no-go for me. I prefer providers who make the effort to have their customers feel wanted and liked. I enjoy providers like Neveah with whom you can connect. I've taken her out to eat after a date, even though I'm sure her husband was staying in the next room and happened to pull up next to me while I was dropping her off afterward. I've had casual dates with most of the providers with whom I was a regular customer.

Does that sound fair?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]You are lucky you can get any of these addicts to answer a text or show up for a session on time, let alone a dinner date. Their lifestyles and priorities revolve around getting their next fix. This isn't a job for them where they want to provide exceptional service to build up a loyal clientele. They could care less about getting to know you and would prefer not to have any sexual contact with you and still get paid, if that were possible. I couldn't envision myself being seen in public with any of the local providers. If you want to have dinner and get to know a girl before you spend money to screw her, go on a sugar daddy site, like SA. It's worth the extra cost.

[QUOTE=RockyRhodes;5295673]I know of at least one member who screens providers by taking them to lunch or dinner first. He says it saves him time and money. What is the protocol for that? I assume that you pick up or meet the provider, eat, and / or maybe buy them a drink or 2. Do you pay them anything for their time?

My idea is that the dinner and / or drinks is payment for their time. There are several opportunities to back out. My preference would be to have them meet me at the restaurant and tell them to go to the entrance. If they are too late, I'd be out. At the first sign of being catfished, I'd be out. If they make it inside and get to the point of ordering, but I sense that further time would be wasted, I'd be out without buying drinks. If they make it to the end of dinner and I've offered to buy them drinks, I assume that I'd want to either continue the date at a negotiated rate in a more intimate environment, or end it and schedule something in the near future.

Honestly, I really don't want to hook up with a provider who is "all about her business". I look for a bit of a connection and somebody I might want to give repeat business. Advertisers who come off as all business are a turn-off and an automatic no-go for me. I prefer providers who make the effort to have their customers feel wanted and liked. I enjoy providers like Neveah with whom you can connect. I've taken her out to eat after a date, even though I'm sure her husband was staying in the next room and happened to pull up next to me while I was dropping her off afterward. I've had casual dates with most of the providers with whom I was a regular customer.

Does that sound fair?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]I have to agree with the other responses mostly. Some of these girls are looking for serious help sometimes. One girl many of you know suggested moving into my house because it looked like I had room. She's a sweet girl but I can't have a known provider living in my neighbourhood. You run the danger of getting too close to someone who will potentially be a drain on you and your resources, or god forbid legal trouble. That's not to say I haven't clicked with providers and had experiences that were maybe a little more than just a transaction. I think a few were relieved to see me again because they had good experiences with me before. Better than meeting someone new and going into an unfamiliar situation. But for the most part I prefer to ejaculate and evacuate. Like Charlie Sheen said, I'm not paying them for sex I'm paying them to leave afterwards.

[QUOTE=BlowInHer;5296100]Are we talking about 500 dollar plus providers? Because no low end girl posting on STG is going to meet up for lunch, especially for free. No to mention, I wouldn't want to be caught anywhere in public with 99% of the girls I see. I don't deem any of them up to my real scale of taking on a date, I'll pay to bang them, but never for their actual time. However some high end girls who post on other sites offer dinner dates as part of their service for a fee, then you can extend that to something else for an additional fee, but none of that is my style.[/QUOTE]I'm definitely not talking about 500 dollar escorts. I assume that when paying that much, you guys get what you pay for. I look for what I call hidden gems, like Neveah who I mentioned. She's pretty, has a good personality, aims to please, and has a well-proportioned body even if she is larger than the spinner types I prefer.

The most I've ever paid is 200 except for my best ever, who was ebony pornstar Jayden Hart on an overnight date. I used to say I wouldn't go above 160, but these days guys must be paying more for less, so I might have to pay 200 like I did once before with Pretty614 who now wants 400. She wasn't even worth 200. I didn't even pay 200 for Rebecca Wild, with whom I had 2 good dates (YMMV and most guys weren't as lucky as me with her). It might have helped that I didn't mind that she ran late on them because she made up for it with completely unrushed time. It was very much like experiences I have with my FWBs except I hired her, and she performed like she does in her scenes.

Since a person can be friends with anyone, I have no qualms about being seen in public with anyone else, but I also have certain standards. I'm not looking for addicts, ugly or fat chicks. I could care less if they are younger, a different race or cause people to stare at us.

Do you actually enjoy the risk factor with unknown providers and the chance they could be Uncle LEO? I know you have a lot more experiences than I do, even when disregarding your massages. How do you screen escorts to avoid wasting time / money / rip-offs / Uncle LEO? It seems like you're more carefree about it than me.

My question related to using a lunch / dinner date as a way to pre-screen an escort that nobody has already reported on. The one I'm thinking about is Coco. You said you don't use Duo or Facetime, which I have used successfully.

[URL]https://columbus.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/come-play-with-ms-coco-dont-mi/204486654808[/URL]

[QUOTE=JizMan;5296150]You are lucky you can get any of these addicts to answer a text or show up for a session on time, let alone a dinner date. Their lifestyles and priorities revolve around getting their next fix. This isn't a job for them where they want to provide exceptional service to build up a loyal clientele. They could care less about getting to know you and would prefer not to have any sexual contact with you and still get paid, if that were possible. I couldn't envision myself being seen in public with any of the local providers. If you want to have dinner and get to know a girl before you spend money to screw her, go on a sugar daddy site, like SA. It's worth the extra cost.[/QUOTE]I am lucky. I have mostly avoided addicts, but I have hooked up with some bipolar chicks that I wish I hadn't. There are plenty of chicks who avoid all sexual contact and still get paid by morons and idiots. I have young female friends who occasionally escort that would and do have sex with me for free. Somehow they are able to get other guys to give them cars, jewelry, 3 grand a month allowances, and other benefits. I just don't get it. They aren't addicts, but they use drugs.

There are drug and alcohol users, and there are addicts. I use alcohol and / or drugs occasionally, but not regularly. I do it when partying with others like me. For example, I know that Neveah smokes weed, but she doesn't seem to be an addict to anything. Addicts can't control a physical need and get sick when they don't use. I had no problem being seen in public with her either.

I had an escort back in 2014 that I saw twice before she became a FWB. I wanted more of a sure thing with frequency, so I made her my sugar baby. It didn't work out after one date, and I dropped her as my sugar baby and didn't want her as a FWB or friend anymore either. Sugar babies are out.

I consider getting together with escorts every day. I also don't have any interest in SWs. Looking at the TRG page and driving along Sully regularly, I wouldn't be interested in 99% even if they offered to pay me, unless it was 10's of 1000's of dollars. Kimmy and Payton look great but are exceptions. I had Payton when she was 19 and had never been a SW to my knowledge. I took a chance with Kimmy as a SW in the Summer 2016 because she looked great, was very sexy and it turned out to be a good move. Ashley Firefantasy actually looks prettier in her TRG mugshot than in her ads IMO. Cecilia (RIP) looked good in her ads, but her mugshots were ugly.

I want to define my use of FWB. These are attractive women with whom I'm friends. Some of them I see frequently, and others once in a while. There is no guarantee that we will have sex, but we have had good sex at least twice. Some are past girlfriends. Some have boyfriends and see me on the side. For me there is a certain excitement about getting together with them. Sometimes I know I will be getting laid when they call to hang out. We get along well. There's always a chance of getting laid again, otherwise they revert to being friends, acquaintances or ex-friends. If a woman is my FWB, she gets a higher priority for hanging out than other friends because of the sex angle.

I appreciate the advice.

Wasn't sure exactly where to put this, but whereas I generally consider OnlyFans to be a waste of money, I was wondering if anyone has experience or knowledge of the possibility of subscribing to and DM'ing enough with a given pornstar to arrange an irl rendezvous. I am aware that some pornstars list themselves on specialized escort services, but I wonder if there are some who do that, but keep it on the downlow.

[QUOTE=LecherousMonk;5298226]Wasn't sure exactly where to put this, but whereas I generally consider OnlyFans to be a waste of money, I was wondering if anyone has experience or knowledge of the possibility of subscribing to and DM'ing enough with a given pornstar to arrange an irl rendezvous. I am aware that some pornstars list themselves on specialized escort services, but I wonder if there are some who do that, but keep it on the downlow.[/QUOTE]That platform specifically prohibits real life meetings. They flag all kinds of words that reference it. Girls get kicked off.

Might be able to move it to a snap or something else but you'd have to figure out how to get the message across so it doesn't get flagged.

[QUOTE=SevenInche;5296813]I have to agree with the other responses mostly. Some of these girls are looking for serious help sometimes. One girl many of you know suggested moving into my house because it looked like I had room. She's a sweet girl but I can't have a known provider living in my neighbourhood. You run the danger of getting too close to someone who will potentially be a drain on you and your resources, or god forbid legal trouble. That's not to say I haven't clicked with providers and had experiences that were maybe a little more than just a transaction. I think a few were relieved to see me again because they had good experiences with me before. Better than meeting someone new and going into an unfamiliar situation. But for the most part I prefer to ejaculate and evacuate. Like Charlie Sheen said, I'm not paying them for sex I'm paying them to leave afterwards.[/QUOTE]I have it under good authority that the line, "I don't pay women for sex; I pay them to leave", was first uttered by Clark Gable. . . Though he's likely to have pilfered it from someone.

[QUOTE=DreamMonger;5300033]I have it under good authority that the line, "I don't pay women for sex; I pay them to leave", was first uttered by Clark Gable. . . Though he's likely to have pilfered it from someone.[/QUOTE]I had a friend that wanted to stay with me she said in her ad she had all it took for the walk and talk I never let her in my house I have let other providers in but that was the days of agencies.

Humpty is missing odds.

1 to 10 he never resurfaces and we never know why.

1500 to 1 he was really rap legend Humpty Hump who just died.

100,000 to 1 he's a fed undercover and got pulled to testify.

1 to 1 caught by an SO.

7 to 1 dick rotted off from antibiotic resistant syphilis.

3 to 2 busted and retired awaiting hearing.

1 to 1 on vacay.

[QUOTE=TBobber;5318350]Humpty is missing odds.

1 to 10 he never resurfaces and we never know why.

1500 to 1 he was really rap legend Humpty Hump who just died.

100,000 to 1 he's a fed undercover and got pulled to testify.

1 to 1 caught by an SO.

7 to 1 dick rotted off from antibiotic resistant syphilis.

3 to 2 busted and retired awaiting hearing.

1 to 1 on vacay.[/QUOTE]My vote is he died, not a fed I don't think they are deep cover for streetwalkers.

BTW I heard on the radio NY is no longer pursuing prostitution cases how long before Ohio follows suit?

My take on things:

[QUOTE=TBobber;5318350]Humpty is missing odds.

1 to 10 he never resurfaces and we never know why.
Humpty loves the attention, if he is around and able, he will post.

1500 to 1 he was really rap legend Humpty Hump who just died.
Maybe, he did seem to be a creative soul and had an interesting listening library.

100,000 to 1 he's a fed undercover and got pulled to testify.
Million to 1

1 to 1 caught by an SO.
1000 to 1, even if a so or if he got caught, he would seek the attention.

7 to 1 dick rotted off from antibiotic resistant syphilis.
2 to 1, while i do believe him about his superior genetics, between covid and the shit he has stuffed raw... likely he is in some CDC deep lab for research.

3 to 2 busted and retired awaiting hearing.
10 to 1, even if busted, he would post possibly under another name to let us know he is out and about

1 to 1 on vacay.[/QUOTE]Vacation? He sticks to $20 SW's, it isn't like he is mr frugal, 100,000 1.

So there it is, most likely imo he is a lab rat as we speak.

Hopefully one of you old farts (joking) can help me out here. This is honestly the biggest group of older local guys I can consult so I thought I'd respectfully throw it your way.

I've had a bunch of injuries over the years through work and play (two shoulders that need repaired right now) and had surgeries, but I've only taken what pain meds they give me and flush the rest. Now I can see that was a mistake apparently the docs can't hand a damn thing out to people who need it anymore.

Lord we all see how ugly that stuff gets, but I haven't needed anything than Advil or a Tylenol III in about 5 years. Started getting arthritis symptoms in both knees, ankles, hips, lower back, fingers etc) and I got referred out to sports medicine for imaging. They told me to get some over the counter numbing cream and take steroids. Told them when I walked in that I haven't slept a full night in a week and apparently steroids were the answer. Inflammation is going down but I'm on my last nerve.

Anyhow, I've got good insurance and hate going to the doctors, so if I'm going to spend a whole day of my life to get a night's sleep, I don't want to waste my time. Any advice or help from anyone with chronic pain, feel free to msg me. Watched my mom start dealing with this stuff around my age and it isn't pretty.

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[QUOTE=AnonymouCol;5335413]Hopefully one of you old farts (joking) can help me out here. This is honestly the biggest group of older local guys I can consult so I thought I'd respectfully throw it your way.

I've had a bunch of injuries over the years through work and play (two shoulders that need repaired right now) and had surgeries, but I've only taken what pain meds they give me and flush the rest. Now I can see that was a mistake apparently the docs can't hand a damn thing out to people who need it anymore.

Lord we all see how ugly that stuff gets, but I haven't needed anything than Advil or a Tylenol III in about 5 years. Started getting arthritis symptoms in both knees, ankles, hips, lower back, fingers etc) and I got referred out to sports medicine for imaging. They told me to get some over the counter numbing cream and take steroids. Told them when I walked in that I haven't slept a full night in a week and apparently steroids were the answer. Inflammation is going down but I'm on my last nerve.

Anyhow, I've got good insurance and hate going to the doctors, so if I'm going to spend a whole day of my life to get a night's sleep, I don't want to waste my time. Any advice or help from anyone with chronic pain, feel free to msg me. Watched my mom start dealing with this stuff around my age and it isn't pretty.[/QUOTE]Get a referral from your family doctor for a Rheumatologist. Ohio Health's Grant Rheumatology has helped me. She is a D. O. But learned from one of the best. You don't want to take steroids long term if you can avoid it. There are many options to treat the condition that causes the pain. I also have chronic pain in most joints. For fast temporary relief, Diclofenac creams are now available over the counter (don't get it on your dick, it's an anti-inflammatory).

I also learned that changes in barometric pressures aggravate my condition so I found a seasonal home in Florida where they don't get constant low and high pressure weather fronts. The hobby is an extra bonus in Florida. Check out Orlando's massage forum. The massage parlors in Orlando offer specialty therapists that will make you feel young again.

[QUOTE=AnonymouCol;5335413]Hopefully one of you old farts (joking) can help me out here. This is honestly the biggest group of older local guys I can consult so I thought I'd respectfully throw it your way.

I've had a bunch of injuries over the years through work and play (two shoulders that need repaired right now) and had surgeries, but I've only taken what pain meds they give me and flush the rest. Now I can see that was a mistake apparently the docs can't hand a damn thing out to people who need it anymore.

Lord we all see how ugly that stuff gets, but I haven't needed anything than Advil or a Tylenol III in about 5 years. Started getting arthritis symptoms in both knees, ankles, hips, lower back, fingers etc) and I got referred out to sports medicine for imaging. They told me to get some over the counter numbing cream and take steroids. Told them when I walked in that I haven't slept a full night in a week and apparently steroids were the answer. Inflammation is going down but I'm on my last nerve.

Anyhow, I've got good insurance and hate going to the doctors, so if I'm going to spend a whole day of my life to get a night's sleep, I don't want to waste my time. Any advice or help from anyone with chronic pain, feel free to msg me. Watched my mom start dealing with this stuff around my age and it isn't pretty.[/QUOTE]Topical CBD (usually a cream). I was incredibly skeptical, but find it really helpful for like a shoulder joint, or knee, or even painfully tight muscles in my neck. This would be a spot adjunct to whatever a rheumatologist tells you. It's certainly not going to fix the problem, and with your family history, you're going to need long-term management. Good luck!

[QUOTE=AnonymouCol;5335413]Hopefully one of you old farts (joking) can help me out here. This is honestly the biggest group of older local guys I can consult so I thought I'd respectfully throw it your way.

I've had a bunch of injuries over the years through work and play (two shoulders that need repaired right now) and had surgeries, but I've only taken what pain meds they give me and flush the rest. Now I can see that was a mistake apparently the docs can't hand a damn thing out to people who need it anymore.

Lord we all see how ugly that stuff gets, but I haven't needed anything than Advil or a Tylenol III in about 5 years. Started getting arthritis symptoms in both knees, ankles, hips, lower back, fingers etc) and I got referred out to sports medicine for imaging. They told me to get some over the counter numbing cream and take steroids. Told them when I walked in that I haven't slept a full night in a week and apparently steroids were the answer. Inflammation is going down but I'm on my last nerve.

Anyhow, I've got good insurance and hate going to the doctors, so if I'm going to spend a whole day of my life to get a night's sleep, I don't want to waste my time. Any advice or help from anyone with chronic pain, feel free to msg me. Watched my mom start dealing with this stuff around my age and it isn't pretty.[/QUOTE]This is outside of the box but try DMSO. You can find it at feed stores, get the roll on bottle. You can Google it to see if you want to try it. Also use sparingly if you have sensitive skin.