Massage Parlor Reports

Is the preschool the one who tries to slap you with goo in her hands?

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3001458]I was at AD Spa for almost 2 hours today playing with the Greek. When I was leaving, Lucy was having a nap on the couch and the tiny one was sitting in a chair. The tiny one is the pre-school teacher and she is really weird, and that is the first time I have seen her there in a while. Trust me, you don't want a session with the pre-school teacher. If you had a nice time with Lucy then stick with her. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3001511]Is the preschool the one who tries to slap you with goo in her hands?[/QUOTE]She is the one who acted like a grizzly bear when her hands were covered in Chuck batter and I thought she was going to attack me. The only one that was worse would be Amy and she was there in January. Amy was very short, probably under 5 feet and thick. She was the one that was into biting and then out of nowhere she launched an oily finger up my butt (OUCHHH). I am glad that she wasn't around long. SaintChuck.

Yes. I've had a couple bite lightly into my finger and one lightly bit the butt. I've had many try the "prostate massage" but they were jabbing at it and it was not comfortable so I told them to stop. A grizzly bear, LOL.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3001561]She is the one who acted like a grizzly bear when her hands were covered in Chuck batter and I thought she was going to attack me. The only one that was worse would be Amy and she was there in January. Amy was very short, probably under 5 feet and thick. She was the one that was into biting and then out of nowhere she launched an oily finger up my butt (OUCHHH). I am glad that she wasn't around long. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by AD over the weekend and drew Lucy again. A short girl, long hair pony tail, hard looking face, not very friendly took the door fee. I think her and Lucy were the only ones working. Shortly after she started my massage someone else came in and the other girl took him. Then for some reason the other girl came out of her room and started having a conversation with Lucy while our door was closed. Kinda hard to relax when that is going on. That finally stopped and she gave me a good massage. On the flip she was working the stick pretty good and once again miss happy comes out of her room and this time Lucy said she wanted to talk to her outside. I was like, huh?. So she leaves, I deflate. She comes back in, re oils, starts again and finishes. She usually continues a some more massage after the extraction but not this time. I get out to the car and sure enough I got shorted about 10 minutes. Overall a good session but a bit disappointed with all the extra chit chat and being shorted on time.

Alight, this piqued my interest. If some kind monger can please let me know where AD is. Thanks.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2990521]It takes less than that. She was massaging by calves, feet and she brushed against my foot and it was soaked. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IndianChief;3008192]Alight, this piqued my interest. If some kind monger can please let me know where AD is. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Never been there but I believe this is the ad for AD.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-management-ad-spa-1430-w-army-trail-rd-carol-stream/22681269[/URL]

And there is even a link to google map so now anyone can find the place.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3008448]Never been there but I believe this is the ad for AD.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-management-ad-spa-1430-w-army-trail-rd-carol-stream/22681269[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3008557]And there is even a link to google map so now anyone can find the place.[/QUOTE]I told you the AMP Tour bus is a great idea. There seems to be a ton of people out there that don't know you can find ad's for just about every AMP on CL and BP. Then you have other people that can never seem to find these elusive AMP's with the glowing neon signs in the window. For instance, a while back you and I spoon fed a Monger plenty of intel on the 2 AMP's in Minooka. This was intel that he requested, but he never found the time to go to either place or he just couldn't find them because it was hard to see them in that strip mall. I know it is really hard to find these AMP's when you are driving in the parking lot of a strip mall and there are so many businesses with blacked out windows and flashing red lights that say MASSAGE. I really need to get that bus and start the AMP Tour company. LOL. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3008557]And there is even a link to google map so now anyone can find the place.[/QUOTE]Here are detailed instructions:

1) Turn on Computer.

2) When Computer is ready open favorite web browser.

3) Go to Google and enter "AD Spa".

4) Click on search results and carefully note address.

5) Now you will need to drive to this address (instructions on starting car available on request).

6) You have found the AMP!

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3010089]I told you the AMP Tour bus is a great idea. There seems to be a ton of people out there that don't know you can find ad's for just about every AMP on CL and BP. Then you have other people that can never seem to find these elusive AMP's with the glowing neon signs in the window. For instance, a while back you and I spoon fed a Monger plenty of intel on the 2 AMP's in Minooka. This was intel that he requested, but he never found the time to go to either place or he just couldn't find them because it was hard to see them in that strip mall. I know it is really hard to find these AMP's when you are driving in the parking lot of a strip mall and there are so many businesses with blacked out windows and flashing red lights that say MASSAGE. I really need to get that bus and start the AMP Tour company. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I.

St. Chuck great reply, LOL. Tour bus is perfect, but some great massages are hard to find, nail spas that don't advertise, massage, usually are great, old women up front are getting their bunions rubbed off and scales scraped, while you're in back, in a tiny room, getting a HJ from the owner. Been there done that a few times.

[QUOTE=CakeLover13;3010357]I.

St. Chuck great reply, LOL. Tour bus is perfect, but some great massages are hard to find, nail spas that don't advertise, massage, usually are great, old women up front are getting their bunions rubbed off and scales scraped, while you're in back, in a tiny room, getting a HJ from the owner. Been there done that a few times.[/QUOTE]I understand what you are saying. There are UTR places and foot places that you can get extras. I am talking about the AMP's that are most frequently discussed and reported on here. If an AMP has 5 pages of reports here, they have ad's on CL, BP or both. If you really want to find one of the AMP's being reported about, you don't need a Mensa card. If I put out a report that 123 Spa was giving free BJ's, I bet that every Monger would find the place and not have to post asking for directions and the phone number. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3010561]I understand what you are saying. There are UTR places and foot places that you can get extras. I am talking about the AMP's that are most frequently discussed and reported on here. If an AMP has 5 pages of reports here, they have ad's on CL, BP or both. If you really want to find one of the AMP's being reported about, you don't need a Mensa card. If I put out a report that 123 Spa was giving free BJ's, I bet that every Monger would find the place and not have to post asking for directions and the phone number. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I gave the member who requested it a pass because he was a senior member. This forum is ultimately about helping people. Sometimes people help me and sometimes I can return the favor and help them. All I did was google it so I'm not sure how helpful I was haha! The spa has been talked about a lot so any le interest- well I'm sure they already know about the local AMP's. The fact that I shared a link on one of AD's advertisements on here isn't breaking news to them.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3010689]I gave the member who requested it a pass because he was a senior member. This forum is ultimately about helping people. Sometimes people help me and sometimes I can return the favor and help them. All I did was google it so I'm not sure how helpful I was haha! The spa has been talked about a lot so any le interest- well I'm sure they already know about the local AMP's. The fact that I shared a link on one of AD's advertisements on here isn't breaking news to them.[/QUOTE]I understand what you are saying and I am sure that Uncle LEO is well aware of what goes on in their local AMP's. Hell, I've been going to this place since June of last year and I am sure that they have figured out what goes on there. Yes, I like to help people and share information. I even put a report here when I found a real GEM, the young girl with the great body who liked to put on a great performance and make sure you left very happy. I could have been a tool and kept the info to myself, but I didn't and a lot of Mongers got to go see her and have a good time. I could have even been a real tool and reported that I had finally found my ATF and then not even given the name of the Spa. Kellster, you know that I have no problem sharing because I tried to give you as much info as I had about a certain provider. What I was saying wasn't 100% aimed at the guy who asked where AD is, it was kind of a blanket statement. You see it all the time, for example a guy will ask for the address of the well known places that offer FS in Mount Prospect and that is a bit comical because those places flood BP with ad's everyday. I was just simply trying to state that if 123 Spa was offering free BJ's and it got posted here, you can bet that a lot of these guys would spend 5 minutes looking at the ad's on CL and BP instead of asking here for the address and phone number. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3011100]I understand what you are saying and I am sure that Uncle LEO is well aware of what goes on in their local AMP's. Hell, I've been going to this place since June of last year and I am sure that they have figured out what goes on there. Yes, I like to help people and share information. I even put a report here when I found a real GEM, the young girl with the great body who liked to put on a great performance and make sure you left very happy. I could have been a tool and kept the info to myself, but I didn't and a lot of Mongers got to go see her and have a good time. I could have even been a real tool and reported that I had finally found my ATF and then not even given the name of the Spa. Kellster, you know that I have no problem sharing because I tried to give you as much info as I had about a certain provider. What I was saying wasn't 100% aimed at the guy who asked where AD is, it was kind of a blanket statement. You see it all the time, for example a guy will ask for the address of the well known places that offer FS in Mount Prospect and that is a bit comical because those places flood BP with ad's everyday. I was just simply trying to state that if 123 Spa was offering free BJ's and it got posted here, you can bet that a lot of these guys would spend 5 minutes looking at the ad's on CL and BP instead of asking here for the address and phone number. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]No worries Saint Chuck. My post wasn't aimed at you. I appreciate your posts. They're helpful and your stories are classic. I wasn't sure if some mongers were upset with me that I gave a link to the spa. I didn't think they were. My take was they were on the poster for not making much of an effort. I mean it took me literally 10 seconds to find it and I've never been there. I figured it was no big deal with the reasons I stated earlier. I figured since he's a senior he probably helped others in the past so was just trying to return the favor.

Thanks to Kellster and Kda Kodiak.

Well, had chance to visit AD. Lucy, Sophia and Lily were available. Lily seems to be youngest of all. Went with, tried and tested, Lucy. Paid for hour. Had a great time with her.

Only intreption was a monger came in and wanted to see Lucy, but then I guess he went with other.

They were kind of confused when asked about Geek, unless you guys called Sophia, a geek.

All in all, will go back and see other two as time & $ work together.

Peace,

IC.