Strip Club Reports

If you go to Skybox in IL they actually have some really sexy girls. Nice white girl named Bianca is usually there gives great dances and she is also interested in fun outside the club. Its turned into my favorite strip club in the area.

Anyone visited lately? How is it these days (dancers, prices..)?

Anything arount the Portage area? Been to Honeys last year. Got a nutt but it was high dollar. Going to be staying in Portage this yr and do not know area at all.

Can't tell by reading posts where any of these are at. Thanks.

My 2 favorites are gone, Talia and Kathleen. Can anyone PM me with a new girl that works there or any other club where I can get extras please? Thanks.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;2084317]Anything arount the Portage area? Been to Honeys last year. Got a nutt but it was high dollar. Going to be staying in Portage this yr and do not know area at all.

Can't tell by reading posts where any of these are at. Thanks.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.stripclublist.com/y.asp?s=IN[/URL]

Fantasy hasn't been updated, I think it is still listed under deja vu Hammond. I wouldn't put too much into the reviews or comments but it is a good way to find a club near you.

[QUOTE=DeepSubman;2084587]My 2 favorites are gone, Talia and Kathleen. Can anyone PM me with a new girl that works there or any other club where I can get extras please? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Are you saying that extras are available or were available at Fantasy's. I have never heard this before. More details. Please!

Mwvoyeur.

Did this place close down? If so, does anyone know where I can contact Danielle or Candi. Love those girls.

Waste of time. Girls are average at best. Music is very loud... They only play thug music. No variety.

Took a stroll through Chicago's backyard and discovered that Pandora's was closed (shed a tear for all the DNA I left there), further down passed Temptation's (we'll be back there) and stopped off at Honey's and discovered that all the OLD and yes I mean OLD dancer's from Pandora's are now in residence at Honey's. Sat down and on came the geriatric bum's rush, Misty's blonde formerly of Pandora sat down and tried the old the regular dances are fine but you want to try a VIP I'll make it worth your while" line and trust me there is NO way in hell I would waste money like that, it seems like the management has the girl pushing hard for the VIP.

Guys a little advise DO NOT fall for it these old working girls know how to play the game. Overall I don't think I will be returning there again.

I have never been disappointed in the VIP rooms at Honeys. Of course it can get a little pricey between the room at paying for extras.

[QUOTE=Bishop69;2088934]Took a stroll through Chicago's backyard and discovered that Pandora's was closed (shed a tear for all the DNA I left there), further down passed Temptation's (we'll be back there) and stopped off at Honey's and discovered that all the OLD and yes I mean OLD dancer's from Pandora's are now in residence at Honey's. Sat down and on came the geriatric bum's rush, Misty's blonde formerly of Pandora sat down and tried the old the regular dances are fine but you want to try a VIP I'll make it worth your while" line and trust me there is NO way in hell I would waste money like that, it seems like the management has the girl pushing hard for the VIP.

Guys a little advise DO NOT fall for it these old working girls know how to play the game. Overall I don't think I will be returning there again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=mwvoyeur;2089999]I have never been disappointed in the VIP rooms at Honeys. Of course it can get a little pricey between the room at paying for extras.[/QUOTE]Trust me I have fully taken advantage of Honey's facilities, but there is NO WAY IN HELL I am going to pay top dollar for some half century twat. These ladies are well past their prime but think that since this is a captive audience they can run up the prices, most of these girls were not getting top price at Pandora's and at least they sold booze. Fellas BEWARE.

Just got back. Place was empty, except for the girls. Several got ones, one brand new. Bella. First night. It was a dream cum true! She was so fresh I had to help her find the room! Take advantage as I don't think she will be here long.

Just a quick FYI. Polekatz changed names and is now Scores. Mostly the same talent. Still very little chance of getting any extras, either in a lapdance or in champagne rooms. Also, no more $10 dances except on Sunday, I believe.

BO-ring!

I asked the question about honeys below. Not getting any feed back, I decided to simply go and share my dream and report back good or bad.

It was just me and my best man. That was probably a good thing. Not a lot of other people and the girls ranged from 5's to 9's.

I was looking for one type of girl: skinny, cute, black or Latina and most importantly possessing a good attitude and is at lease a tiny bit real. An actual conversation. Some enjoyment for both parties on at least a shallow level. I knew that I had a better chance at hitting the lotto. But one has to set a bar at some point, right?

The place is an old bank and the budget for renovation was very small. I happen to like a dive though. I'm always the smartest guy there. It's comforting.

We were in no hurry and thoroughly took everything and everyone in. I was not overly impressed with the selection of dancers. The attractive ones had attitudes which made it not worth it and the lower numbers were sad because they are strippers with below average looks. Being nice does not compensate for being just above ugly. And they were very nice and fun to talk to but not invest funds into.

Then I see this skinny, short, actually hot dark skinned girl on her phone in a bikini sittings against the wall looking seeming disinterested in general. But she had the looks I was after.

I lite my 73rd cigarette and start staring her down in a non creepy way that indicated I'd like to converse. She looks up caught my gaze and gave me a simple honest smile, which says a lot in most cases.

I introduced myself, and asked her name. I had to stifle a chuckle when she said "Suave", although it was easy because she was seriously hot. I asked her if she had some time to talk and hopefully get a dance after I could verify she wasn't crazy.

She was certainly not crazy. She was actually fun and interesting to talk with and did not try to pressure me or bullshit me in any way.

So I told her I was getting married and I was looking to have a wonderful night. She said it shouldn't be a problem with a smile that made it clear she was confident we would get along, nooooo problem.

She was right. Went in for a four song (that turned into five) dance. We talked and I got to know body her as best I could with cameras present. (I guess that's normal now? WTF) had a great time. She helped with mouth watering glimpses and "accidentally" brushing up against me in the right ways.

And then she felt my Prince Albert piercing which is a curved barbel with two large. 75 inch balls on each end. Stainless and if you accidentally brush against it, it's quite noticeable. I've never seen a strippers eyes get so big.

That is the moment that things went from great to inconceivably better.

Without quoting her, because it's a bad idea, she looked me straight in the eye and demanded that I allow her to do things I had never thought would happen in a club environment.

Since I had come prepared with a decent amount of funds I was willing to throw away, we talked about the VIP lounge. That was a Benjamin for 15 (more like 25) minutes of private time.

She even negotiated her tip down to. 60 for "the dance".

Private message me and I'll give you all the ridiculous details, pics so you understand the quality I speak of, a real name and digits. She was the coolest dancer I've met (and that is many), and the money I did not come home with was totally worth misplacing.

I could not have planed a better time except by finding an escort, which would have cost much more.

I believe I got really lucky. I will also be going back. Repeatedly. There is a gem in ever establishment usually, and I found one.

By the way, when I met back up with my best man he simply said with a smile that he was glad I talked him into it. He had a similarly enjoyable time.

Be safe and have fun!

Tuesdays used to be 2 for 1 dances at $15. Now they are $10 Tuesdays. So a $5 increase on Tuesdays for 2 dances. FYI. And not so BO-ring if you guys have magic underwear. And find the right girl who knows what she's doing. I don't want to sound like a shill, but these things changed how I do strip clubs. PM me for info. You can get them on the net. Saves me lots of money. They are a little weird, but shit. Yes. Make lapdances Soooo much nicer. And keep everythign contained. Disposable. Safe. I don't know why they don't sell them at the bar. I sound like a shill. Seroiusly though, highly recommended.

[QUOTE=HottieHunter42;2140582]Just a quick FYI. Polekatz changed names and is now Scores. Mostly the same talent. Still very little chance of getting any extras, either in a lapdance or in champagne rooms. Also, no more $10 dances except on Sunday, I believe.

BO-ring![/QUOTE]