BBQ and fight thread

[QUOTE=LimpNoodle;2781451]Well, I have visited some of the penrose seal approved providers, not because of his seal, and at best, for me about 50% of them were good providers. Some were addicts, some just weren't worth my trip!! The old addage, YMMV does apply in this hobby. I personally have had way better success, reading reviews, weeding thru the novels, and building a concensus on a privider before seeing them. Some I just took a chance and saw, with measured enjoyment. Katana was one that I saw based on several outstanding reviews, and there was DEFINITELY no dissapointment from me AT ALL!! I will continue reading this forum, and seeing any provider based on reviews, my own judgement, and rejecting anyones "Seal of approval". There are many great reviewers contributing to this forum. Read and WEED, and decide for yourself![/QUOTE]After lurking and learning a few things your post has given me the courage to make my first review, dream, report to whatever you want to call it. I saw Miss Katana a few days ago and I agree with everything you said about her. When I first saw her in person she put me at ease and let me know that she would take good care of me. I won't go into a lot of the details because I've been noticing on here that most of the members don't like to read all that so I will keep it simple and say that Miss Katana kept her word and took good care of me. She gave me one of the best BBBJ that I have ever had. She didn't even laugh at me when I had trouble getting dressed because my legs kept trying to buckle on me. All she said was the same thing happens to a lot of her guys then she said it was ok and giggled a little bit. I'd like to recommend her to everyone and I will go back for more.

[QUOTE=KentuckyKatana;2781089]Penrose my friend I just knew that I was going to get a reaction from you, that's why I said it. But first I reached out to you via Goddess Hailey? Well if I did, I was unaware of that one, but then again I was in the basement at her house on the computer when you came over to have her shave your back and that's how she got her titanium seal of approval. At least what she told me after you left. If she mentioned me to you, it was all her.

Now lets go back farther than that to NR when I first started, you contacted me to meet you and when I told you my rates, you then told me I was too large for that price range and I should take it down a notch if I planned on making it in the hobby and if I did then you would see me. That you have heard all about my head game from other mongers it was very interested. And I told you that you had brass balls to think your anymore special than any other hobbiest and that my fat ass must be doing something right since at the time I was at the top 5 reviewed and Louisville. I actually still have those pm's because I always forwarded my NR mail to my Gmail.

Recently, yes I did contact you about the Seal shit because unfortunately in Louisville with naughty reviews going down the Penrose seal of approval for on here is a resource that guys use. Instead of actual reviews written on a providers profile like NR, which I was#1 reviewed for awhile. Depending on the day Lindsay and I back and forthed the spot for a solid year maybe even 2.

Anyways I asked you about it and you said sure I would love to meet you and I would take your picture holding up a penrose seal of approval sign and you can show me some house hospitality while your there. Aka suck your dick. And at first I was like oh ok cool well then my apartment renovations get finished I'll let you know and you can come over because I did not take you saying house hospitality as in free head until our second conversation about meeting. That's when I told you okay well we can do all that, and I'll do $100 but I want to make sure I like the picture that you post. And you said alright be in touch.

Not exactly sure if pm's here or text, but when I didn't hear from you when we were supposed to meet I asked what was up and you said that when first contact that you would take my picture and based on the reviews and everybody's words about me that you would put me on the seal of approval with the picture you would take. That the $100 just wasnt best for you to do or something like that. I said then that would be a fake seal review from you.

Since you would not be experiencing my head game. You then said that's what I meant by you could show me some house hospitality while I was there. Thats when it all clicked and I was like. Um no. I had been very unsure with this whole thing Seal label anyways and that just killed it. And you said well you contacted me so I thought I would be doing you a favor. All the other girls business has improve from having the seal but maybe that's just me. And we haven't spoke since until now.

KATANA MADISON.

100% DENIED "Penrose Seal of Approval".

You're prettier is entertaining and a little fun for you to put your name on a girl but in the past three years I have 100% not needed your seal of approval to build my reputation and the credibility that I have. My business has never lacked from not having Your Brand on my ASS.[/QUOTE]Amen Katana! I've tried to say similar things in the past. Everyone of us has different taste and we will all have a different take on service. What I like may not be what the next guy likes. Penrose will "approve" a girl that will do cim, even if that girl is an 80 year old junkie. For me, I like young, thin and sober and would take a CBJ from one of thoes vs a swallowin' toothless addict granny. There is NO substitute for your own research. Some of his "approved" girls are hot but others I wouldn't touch with a pole!

[QUOTE=Golf9979;2781945]Amen Katana! I've tried to say similar things in the past. Everyone of us has different taste and we will all have a different take on service. What I like may not be what the next guy likes. Penrose will "approve" a girl that will do cim, even if that girl is an 80 year old junkie. For me, I like young, thin and sober and would take a CBJ from one of thoes vs a swallowin' toothless addict granny. There is NO substitute for your own research. Some of his "approved" girls are hot but others I wouldn't touch with a pole![/QUOTE]I can agree with that it all about personal preference.

Be safe,

Mamba out!

[QUOTE=BlackMamba74;2782229]I can agree with that it all about personal preference.

Be safe,

Mamba out![/QUOTE]I've seen girls that were recommended by almost every reputable monger on here, some I liked and some I did not. Here lately I've been on a run of good luck with a few UTR girls that I've came across. They are always on time, seem to enjoy it more and never watch a dam clock. I got the best BBBJCIM that I've had in a long time from one yesterday. Well, I got it after she had a big O and almost ripped the skin off my ass with her fingernails. Ha! When I complimented her on her BJ skills she said it's easy to do if you really enjoy doing it. Needless to say she'll be seeing more of me. BTW, since this is the bbq thread and almost anything goes a little bragging without revealing contact info should be acceptable. There is a few on here that I've pm'ed her contact info to so go get her while she's here boys.

I second your comments about personal preference. There is no single standard for any type of sexual activity. Some guys like them young, some like them old. Some go for hand jobs, some only BBFS. Some guys like dolled up types with bolt on titties, some like girl next door types. Some like head with teeth, some like a gummy mouth. Some like them fast, some like them slow. So to me, this whole Penrose approved thing is useless, no offense intended.

I don't live in Louisville, but I come here almost every month. I travel all over the country (and internationally). So naturally, I use the board for the purpose of getting intel to maximize my experiences when I come into town. Most of the time, I focus on picking up SW because hassling with BP providers here has always been a problem. I will get a list together of possible candidate to bang before I get to town, then when I get into town, I cannot reach anyone.

It is here that I have a criticism of Louisville mongers. This is something somewhat unique with Louisville, I don't know why, that doesn't really exist anywhere else to this extent. On the Backpage section, it is very hard to sort out HJ activities and reports versus FS activities. I would be really pissed if I paid a girl good money and all she was going to do is yank my wanker. Sorry, but getting your dick tugged went out in middle-school, adults are supposed to fuck girls, not have them pull your pork. You guys should have three sections. One Backpage for infantile activities like backrubs. Another backpage section for FS-type activities. And then a BBBJ / BBFS section for more adult activities.

[QUOTE=BusterHymen;2782595]So to me, this whole Penrose approved thing is useless, no offense intended.[/QUOTE]I thought about starting a Team Mojo blog (for about 2 seconds) but I decided better of it because I figured it would go over about like a stinky fart in a diving bell would. Lmao.

[QUOTE=MojoGuy;2782642]I thought about starting a Team Mojo blog (for about 2 seconds) but I decided better of it because I figured it would go over about like a stinky fart in a diving bell would. Lmao.[/QUOTE]Unless, like the theme of my last post, you are one of those kindof guys that gets jollies from stinky farts, LOL.

[QUOTE=BusterHymen;2782719]Unless, like the theme of my last post, you are one of those kindof guys that gets jollies from stinky farts, LOL.[/QUOTE]Not into that. Fresh smelling pussy is what I get my jollies from. Let the fart box loving dudes on here have the stinky farts.

Didn't know where else to put this so putting it here. Spent a few days in Louisville and had a great time. Big reason was this board. I had saved up my play money and was looking for different experiences. Found the lesbian couple of CL, played with Gizelle off BP, and ended my trip with BR girl Joy. I reviewed in the appropriate places. Just want to leave some advice for the newbs! You can learn just as much from these guys and their pissing contests as you can from their reviews. The whole YMMV thing is for real. Look for guys that hate what you hate, and like what you like. And 90% of the guys on here are willing to help you out if your not a dick about it. So for me to you senior members I say thanks- the rants, posts, inter-wars, the lists and seals, - for me it's all entertaining and if I weed thru it also informative. So thanks for a good few days in Louisville- and I'll be back reading, laughing, and learning for the next trip! LOL.

Mojo, just because a guy likes to tongue a fresh showered, clean, sweet smelling butthole doesn't mean he likes stinky farts, its the same (for me at least) as eating pussy its got to be clean, look good, smell good and taste good, There are some gross people out there that don't care where or what they put their tongue or dick in.

BG.

[QUOTE=MojoGuy;2782761]Not into that. Fresh smelling pussy is what I get my jollies from. Let the fart box loving dudes on here have the stinky farts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;2788768]Mojo, just because a guy likes to tongue a fresh showered, clean, sweet smelling butthole doesn't mean he likes stinky farts, its the same (for me at least) as eating pussy its got to be clean, look good, smell good and taste good, There are some gross people out there that don't care where or what they put their tongue or dick in.

BG.[/QUOTE]Don't be offended brother, just having some fun. When eating a good pussy and while I was already in the neighborhood I've been to known to take a few tongue swipes at a clean browneye myself.

What are these Ladies thinking? Keep hearing and have run into it myself stinky pussy! This isn't a good business model for a provider if she wants repeat business. If I see any girl I want fresh showered, clean, smelling good, all over, (don't forget to wash that butthole) I have just walked out before when this has happened. I used to be a smoker and quit 15 years ago, now I have a keen sense of smell and a week stomach and won't see a Lady if I'm gaging or need to hold my nose. If they want repeat customers the girls that are doing this better change.

BG.

PS , I did have a Lady fart one time when I was getting ready for daty , she grabbed my head and kept me from going down , but the smell came up , it was funny (wasn't that bad ) but it killed the mood for me .

Play safe, have fun, do your research, get and give respect, find some crazy good and TPHFB! And please everyone be clean and fresh!

[QUOTE=MojoGuy;2789412]Don't be offended brother, just having some fun. When eating a good pussy and while I was already in the neighborhood I've been to known to take a few tongue swipes at a clean browneye myself.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;2790241]What are these Ladies thinking? Keep hearing and have run into it myself stinky pussy! This isn't a good business model for a provider if she wants repeat business. If I see any girl I want fresh showered, clean, smelling good, all over, (don't forget to wash that butthole) I have just walked out before when this has happened. I used to be a smoker and quit 15 years ago, now I have a keen sense of smell and a week stomach and won't see a Lady if I'm gaging or need to hold my nose. If they want repeat customers the girls that are doing this better change.

BG.

PS , I did have a Lady fart one time when I was getting ready for daty , she grabbed my head and kept me from going down , but the smell came up , it was funny (wasn't that bad ) but it killed the mood for me .

Play safe, have fun, do your research, get and give respect, find some crazy good and TPHFB! And please everyone be clean and fresh![/QUOTE]I give them the finger test before my tongue goes down there. I take my fingers and play with her some and when she isn't looking I'll slip the finger to my nose and give it the sniff test. Yeah I know, don't get caught doing that. LOL. If she passes the finger sniff test it's dining time, if not she gets my revenge in the form of a mouth fucking then I'll bust it on her face.

This has been discussed a few times, but I just want to vent a little. A very good friend of mine is quitting the hobby because of what he has seen. Its on the news all the time and maybe it's next door, and we see a lot of it in this hobby (I walk away or help if I can) Heroin is fucking up this hobby and out streets!

Is this some kind of Terrorist attack from with in? Is ISIS getting this cheep H on the street so cheep is destroying peoples lives? Do they care so little abut life? If you have ever seeing anyone with this addiction, you know how bad it is.

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Freckle Freak.

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Help is Available.

It's called Sexaholics Anonymous and it's just for those that have a lot of self-hate, grossed out, no longer enjoying the hobby, affecting their home life and life in general. It has a twelve step program to deal with your pain and sobriety. If you don't feel comfortable with SA (not to be confused with Seeking Arrangements) then try NA or AA which are similar in design.

By the way I don't participate in AMPs because I think there is a definite hint of some type of trafficking. Not saying it's true, just don't feel comfortable with the possibility. I also have never nor will I ever see a SW because it's a drug infested avenue of sex. The first time I ever saw one up close was a preview of the walking dead before it was ever written. I drove by her and 30 seconds later a guy picked her up. No thanks, neither are for me but I don't have a problem if others partake. It's called freedom of choice.

Now more to the point. Yes, I am turned off. I was talking to several hobby friends yesterday afternoon at the incall of a blond car date. I was telling them that the hobby just isn't what it used to be when Sensory Surprise, Elle, SlutCake, Megan and many others were active, clean and fun. BP is 90% druggies and now the drug of choice is Heroin. After my experiences with Ursula and most recent Leslie / Daisy I'm done. For those of you that want a reliable and clean BP provider see Leah, Erica and Allison, Natalie or Sara. There may be a couple of others that I am missing but do your research. It's time for the freckle freak to bow out because the very narrow band of providers that are clean, fun and my type just are disappearing faster than heroin's Mach 1 take over in society. I have a freckled GF that I care very much for and even though her health is not good she does her best to meet my needs. I still will be on the board, continuing to give out info, provide help when needed. You will no longer have to put up with all my Post Script notes because that was my active hobby side (I know many of you will not miss them and are thankful they are gone.) I have many friends on here that will be friends for life. I am finished because it's just not fun anymore. BP sucks. Research is so much more important than it used to be because of the loss of some major sites. The sister site is promising and hopefully will be a top notch ad site but you still will have to do your research.

I still love the thrill of the hunt in strip clubs, met my GF there, and will continue but ammunition is lacking. I have found some great GFE providers in the past but so few anymore. It's just not as much fun as it used to be in the old days. I am older, not necessarily wiser, balding and heavier. I still give one hell of a freckle massage, love connecting the dots and have been told by two lesbian ladies that I have a typical white mans dick and a black tongue. So I'm not gone, just on the sidelines, so all of you serious mongers can take the lead and plow through the current drug infested world of providers. I will always be on the look out for a very freckled full GFE clean lady. I just can't' help looking because a lady like that, red, brunette, or blond is soooooo hard to find.

So IG 1009 hobby posts. Oh well, play it again Sam!

FF.

P.S. Last time for freckled post scripts and they are still the best thing mother nature ever bestowed on a female body.

P. P.S. Hopefully I will not get a PM asking me once again "What do freckles really mean, some type of code word?" It is a small patch of light brown color on the skin. Got it!

[QUOTE]=MojoGuy;2790342]I give them the finger test before my tongue goes down there. I take my fingers and play with her some and when she isn't looking I'll slip the finger to my nose and give it the sniff test. Yeah I know, don't get caught doing that. LOL. If she passes the finger sniff test it's dining time, if not she gets my revenge in the form of a mouth fucking then I'll bust it on her face.[/QUOTE]

I travel all over the country, and make lots of visits to Indianapolis and Louisville. So I usually drive between the two cities. Maybe 5-6 years ago, I discovered the little town up north, perfect pit stop when driving between the two cities. Well this place recently made national news, but their drug problem was already years in the making. When I first started doing the girls there, they were all shooting up Oxycontin. Then there was a crackdown, and they all switched to Opana. A couple of years ago, I met a girl in town that I thought was a worker, but wasn't. I became friends with her, because she knew everyone in town, and was hooked herself. So I started using her as a psuedo-pimp. She was the only one in town that had a phone the entire time I knew her. I would pay her money, not for sex, but to hook me up with other girls. There were plenty of young cute girls that were hooked, but not all of them worked the streets. It was basically a pussy goldmine.

In the process, though, I saw the shady side of the drug addiction crisis. Opana is the worst drug for withdrawal, much worse than Oxy, and ten times worse than Heroin. I would see some really, really dopesick young girls that would do anything to get their next fix. I would watch my "friend" shoot up, right in my car. It upsets me still today. Before that, I had never seen someone in person shooting up.

Then the national news hit. I had done tons of those girls in that town. I called my "friend", who told me some bad news about her, and many of those she had referred to me were in a bad state too. I told her I was not coming back and she said she understood. She told me she was in a program of meds and addiction treatment, and was in a good place as could be. I haven't spoken to her since. I waited 6 months after my last contact and had my test, negative.

Heroin would have taken over that town if not for their health disaster. I have driven through there about 6 times since, not looking to pick up anyone, but to see if anyone was still working. Haven't seen any workers at all.