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[QUOTE=CactusIago;2216285]If this were not a fantasy it would go like this. Set up with Stormy for a few days--finalized today and got her address about 2 hr before the appointment. Showed up at her residential incall--good location. Hopefully no nosy neighbors! Met me hiding behind the door in cute lingerie said Hi to her roommate (another local provider just getting started) and went to the play room! We both got comfy, left the donation and sat on the bed just talking for a few minutes. Overall stuff to know--she is fairly submissive, has a pretty large menu and an open mind for old friends--YMMV--but don't be afraid to ask! My experience was fairly vanilla--Cuddling and LFK, DATY for a bell or 2, a little G-Spot Orgasm with a tiny squirt--BBBJ, with COF, then talk for a bit. Wake up for second verse--same as the first--but add finish in the fetal, behind thing. Pros: Attitude--this lady loves it, Atmosphere was nice and inviting--clean sheets and no clock watching! Full menu and the ability to expand it with more of a comfort level, Also a bit of a den mother to provide help for the local ladies and mongers! Cons: Not really any--Don; t go to Stormy expecting a 20 YO spinner and you'll get WAY more than your moneys worth!

Looks: 6.

Performance: 9.

Fee: $175 + $25 tip. (90 minutes).

Location: Eastgate.

Incall Cleanliness:8.

Will See again.[/QUOTE]You are so sweet and good at all you do! Next time you come to visit the other "play room" should be done! So we will have more room to romp. Stay safe.

Xoxo,

Stormy.

I have seen several girls on short notice when my goto is not available.

Leah (Budda Girl): had short dream on westside on two different occasions Body a bit damaged and saggy however she was ok for a BnG and she was pretty good at it so I left satisfied and the value was reasonably low. I would repeat the dream if she was close by and still in the market.

CincyPassion: One hour dream, she was nice, she was a little heavier than pictures, massage and GFE was just ok and did not last a full hour. Not that great but she tried to satisfy but chemistry just was not there and her body type is not something that I get excited about. Would not repeat my dream but others may really find her fun.

Susan (40): Had two short dreams with her. Value is very good, I did feel rushed on both occasions which I hate and can cause performance issues but she has a great body for a 40 something and she enjoys herself and does not have many restrictions. Would repeat dream if needed another short dream since the value is great.

Felicia: had a BnG dream when on the westside. She does not have my body type but she is nice and tries to accomodate. I did not feel rushed and left satisfied. The value and experience was good. However I probably would not repeat just because of other options.

Westside Toni: Had 2 dreams. 1st was a quick BnG when she first started. It was good, she has decent body and the value was nice. She did not rush and I left satisfied and happy. 2nd dream was for an hour and it was a giant mistake. Waited at the door outside too long, when brought inside I was lead to one apartment while the other apartment door was left open and what I saw inside made me real uncomfortable. Little head however forced me to stay. She was very dazed, constant dry mouth and getting up to look at her phone. After 35 minutes she told me I had 8 minutes left. For more details on what really happened trusted seniors can PM me. Will never repeat and do not recommend.

Desi: had one dream really cute young lady, real shy but clean and accomodating. She doesn't make much noise or show emotion so it was hard to tell if she was just going through the motions or inexperienced. I did enjoy my hour dream and will probably repeat again if time permits. I would recommend to anyone who enjoys the shy spinner type.

Heidi: Had a one hour dream and she was very accomodating. I enjoyed my entire time with her and I hope she returns because I would definitely have a repeat dream with again. She does not have many restrictions and knows how to take care of man. If you like the older hot MILF with no restrictions and a big sexual appetite then she is your girl.

Vanessa (when with Budda): well I scheduled a time with Cupcake and when I showed up Vanessa opened the door. I was not real happy. Vanessa is very young and pretty but when you are expecting and anticipating a certain dream and it changes you tend to get a little peeved. Since I went a long way for my dream I decided to dream of Vanessa. In my dream her body was incredible and she tasted great, however the passion of Cupcake was missing. I did leave somewhat satisfied despite my irritation of being duped. I probably would repeat again because she does have a great body and does try to please. I recommend to anyone who like shy young ladies with great bodies.

Daddysgirl: I have had two dreams with Anna and they were both fine. She is a very nice and accommodating girl and in both my dreams she tried really hard to please me. Typically not my body type but I do find her attractive. Her attitude is extremely good and I will probably repeat because of her attitude and eagerness. I do recommend her. Not my body type but a lot of fun.

Sasha: dreamed of her once this year, had an incredible time and I have reviewed her before and there is nothing more I can really add. I know most of us who have had a dream with her, wish her the best but miss her as well.

Cupcake: Have had many dreams and is my ATF. Just wish my schedule could align with her more often.

As always please feel free to PM me if you would like more details and I apologize for putting all these dreams in one post.

While I have not finished sampling all the fine providers the post here, I did return to a few that I felt were worth a return visit.

TriState Tori. Visited her for a massage and some other fun in her new digs on the east side near 275. Nice residential area and a nice atmosphere in the play area with clean sheets and candles. I had a pleasant time and left happy, but I'm still trying to get a chance to sample more of the FS menu. Can't seem to get past Tori's talented mouth and hands. On a side note, I've just noticed Tori's pictures up on the EE site. She was having a few financial issues which was why I made it a point to see her again, so I hope her new association with Steve and EE works out for her. I would recommend.

SexySassy. Despite her ongoing phone issues that others have reported, I was finally able to hook up with her for a return visit. Her location is just so darn convenient for me. Took advantage of a special she was running, and got nice value with an attractive girl with a tight spinner body. Her incall location is first class, but I got the feeling it was a temporary living situation that would end soon. We didn't click quite as well as the first visit but she worked hard to make me happy. I wish she would clean up her ads and get rid of all the nonsense rambling. And she need to get her phone issues resolved. I'm surprised she gets any visits at all.

Remmy. I had such an outstanding first visit that I just had to see if it was a fluke. I called her and she said that she hadn't had any visitors all day and to come on over. Music to my ears. Although it was good, and she really tried hard to please me, it just didn't click like before. I'm sure the problem was mostly mine. We had a nice visit, and because it was a slow day for her, we went to lunch afterwards to just shoot the breeze. For those that don't already know this, these providers talk to each other about us too. So be sure to treat them right.

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This is a late report on Mia from a while ago. Kind of TOFTT but I knew she was legit due to her association with Stormy. Her in-call is on the far eastern side of town. Not totally inconvenient but not next door either. Let me start by saying she is a very nice woman who is doing this out of necessity. Her photos are flattering but are taken from an angle that doesn't indicate her "full" figure. I would also guess that they are not too recent either. She changed the sheets on my arrival so I was assured of their cleanliness. Her opening move was a BBBJCIMWS with DT action and was also her closer for a second round in the time allotted. Her skills are par excellence. She is GFE and CFS was surely on the menu but I did not avail myself of that offering. I'm on the fence on repeating. It is something I only do on occasion and there are other ladies I still want to see and some of which, at the price point, are more appealing to my tastes. Thanks Mia.

Luv.

I am fairly new to this lifestyle and because of so many great reviews for Sandy I had to check out myself. I'm very glad I did! Setup was very easy, a few texts and a pm from here and my profile on NR. Prior to the dream I had texted to confirm app where Sandy gave me the address. Easy to find location, clean and safe. A small hint of smoke smell but nothing to extreme at all! I have to say that Sandy looks much better in person than her pics. Not that she looks bad at all in her pics. She is a very sexy woman!! She wore a very sexy pink teddy that had me ready the minute I saw her in it! I made myself comfortable on the bed and she began a nice back rub. Just the right touch to calm me down and work me up! As a matter of fact I was very eager and made the flip before her direction to do so. She has great oral skills and I had to stop her for fear of early eruption. Not that it mattered much because shorty after with her CG ride and incredibly tight my dream was over in a matter of minutes. That's one thing I was not expecting. She is very tight!! She finished the dream off with more massage. I will definitely see her again as she was a true sweetheart. For those of you who have not seen her I recommend highly! For those of you who have you already know!! Thanks Sandy, I can't wait until our next dream!!

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I met today with Nadia, who has been on my list of people to meet for quite some time. Her reviews are always stellar, and her pictures are great. Being our first time together, I will use my usual review format. I enjoyed our time together very much, and I will repeat.

Her name: NADIA.

General area of town: NORTH OF 275.

How might one find her: [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/0/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/1500-Certified-Freak-Im-Yours-All-Day-amp-All-Night-In-Mason-.html[/URL].

Did she look like her pictures? YES.

Boobs: BEE, BUT WILL BE INSTALLING NEW CEES IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS.

General body type: PETITE SPINNER.

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? EASY WITH PROPER REFERENCE.

Was she on time? YES.

How did you set it up? TEXT MESSAGE. NOT VERY MANY.

REFERENCES NEEDED (or not). YES.

Incall? Outcall? Car date? Or what? INCALL.

Safety of incall and safeness of neighborhood. (These are definitely different.). SAFE COMMERCIAL INCALL IN BUSINESS AREA.

Was the incall clean? VERY.

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? COVERS WERE PULLED BACK.

Cleanliness of girl: (describe). VERY. SHOWER CLEAN.

Smoking smell: NONE.

Attitude: 9.

Skill: 9.

Performance: 9.

Comfortability level: 9.

Chemistry: 9.

Personality: 9.

What's on the menu for everyone? BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY.

Is she a kisser? A VERY GOOD ONE.

Today's experience: SHE MET ME AT THE DOOR IN SEXY ATTIRE WITH A GREAT KISS. WE TALKED A LITTLE, UNDRESSED, MOVED TO BED, AND MOVED FROM MAKING OUT TO BBBJ, THEN TO SEVERAL COVERED POSITIONS. SHE IS LOTS OF FUN AND VERY ENTHUSIASTIC.

Her finishing move today? MISSIONARY.

Did she provide clean up after the pop? WITH CLEAN LINENS.

What was her specialty? ITS MY FIRST TIME, SO I DON'T KNOW OF A SPECIALTY YET. I'LL NEED TO SAMPLE THE MENU MORE TO DETERMINE THAT.

Overall pros: (reasons a monger might want to see her). SAFE, CLEAN, SAFE, SKILLED, PRETTY, CLEAN, AND SAFE.

Overall cons: (reasons a monger might not want to see her). IF YOU PREFER A MUCH LARGER WOMAN, YOU WON'T LIKE HER. SHE'S TINY. SHE HAD SOME SURGERY THIS YEAR, AND HER BREASTS, ALTHOUGH BEAUTIFUL, ARE NOT AS BIG AS SHE WANTS THEM. SHE KEPT THEM COVERED DURING OUR TIME TOGETHER, WHICH WASN'T A PROBLEM FOR ME, BUT SOME GUYS PREFER TO SPEND LOTS OF TIME ADORING BREASTS AND NIPPLES.

Cost: $$/ HR.

Overall value: MORE THAN I USUALLY PAY, BUT WORTH IT TODAY.

Would you repeat or recommend? And why? I WILL REPEAT, BUT PROBABLY NOT AS FREQUENTLY AS I WILL REPEAT WITH PROVIDERS WHO PROVIDE SIMILAR QUALITY FOR A LOWER DONATION.

Thwack!

[QUOTE=LuvdaLadys14;2217666]This is a late report on Mia from a while ago. Kind of TOFTT but I knew she was legit due to her association with Stormy. Her in-call is on the far eastern side of town. Not totally inconvenient but not next door either. Let me start by saying she is a very nice woman who is doing this out of necessity. Her photos are flattering but are taken from an angle that doesn't indicate her "full" figure. I would also guess that they are not too recent either. She changed the sheets on my arrival so I was assured of their cleanliness. Her opening move was a BBBJCIMWS with DT action and was also her closer for a second round in the time allotted. Her skills are par excellence. She is GFE and CFS was surely on the menu but I did not avail myself of that offering. I'm on the fence on repeating. It is something I only do on occasion and there are other ladies I still want to see and some of which, at the price point, are more appealing to my tastes. Thanks Mia.

Luv.[/QUOTE]You did not TOFTT. She was oft reviewed when she was under the radar as Leah in Western Hills.

A friend visited these 2 ladies on lunch break recently. They are close to where he works, but not so close he'd get in trouble for leaving too often! : He had a great time and will repeat. The room was clean and they were quite accommodating. Not much to report that has not already been reported.

[QUOTE=DGoesDown;2214803]Had the extreme pleasure of seeing this lady on her birthday. She has been away from the hobby for a spell but wishes to re enter as a low volume provider seeing one client per day.

We met at her incall, a nice hotel on the northern side of town. She met me at the door in sexy lingerie complete with fishnet thigh high stockings. Very sexy! She is a very petite girl with an ass to die for. Very cool girl. After some get to know you conversation, we moved towards the bed.

Our session started out with very nice LFK, DFK to get our engines going. After we fought over who was going to please who first, (I lost which means I won) I rec'd the best BJ I've had in the hobby. She does something with her tongue that is amazing! After a very enthusiastic display of oral skills she asked if I were ready for RCG. I said yes, after I show you why my board name is, what it is. She is very well kept. Fresh and tasty as well as very responsive to my efforts. After I'd had my fill, I suggested that RCG that was previously offered. The view of that gorgeous ass while sliding in & out is a sight to behold! My concerns of her petite frame vanished as she bounced harder on top of me than any predecessor. REALLY HARD! Finished with a version of k9 with her very vocal.

I know many of you know how wonderful she is to spend time with. This was my first time enjoying her but will not be my last.[/QUOTE]Thanks sweety I had a great time and was FUN as well LOL. Very interesting session I must say! BTW, Thank you for the be-day gift! OH MY hehehe. See you soon Kisses, Naughty Nadia.

[QUOTE=LTL429;2216063]I am officially kicking myself in the ass for waiting so long to dream about her. Setup was easy and the Dream was well worth it.[/QUOTE]Thank You babe. Hope to see you soon. Kisses, Naughty Nadia.

I met with Khloe very recently for her morning special. A clean hotel room (non-smoking). Khloe is attractive and does try and give a "massage". Non-scented lotion is available. Very nice BBJ CIM with spit ending. I will repeat for the half hour special.

BTW, she also advertises on CL. I asked which was better for her. She said USASG guys want to schedule a day or so in advance, whereas CL guys want right away.

I recently spent some time with Jazmyn and her girlfriend up near Springdale.

Positives about the experience:

- Her incall was a hotel -- they were freshly checked in to a hotel room so no issues about whose ass has been on the sheets or anything like that.

- Jazmyn smoked, but neither her nor the room had any hint of smoke.

- Prices were advertised and so were their services.

Negatives about the experience:

- None.

Jazmyn and her girlfriend made me feel at ease, and gave me the PSE of a lifetime, and I wasn't even asking for it.

Would I do it again? Yup.

If you're paranoid, the one thing that was a bit of a warning flag was that the safety lock in their hotel room had been tampered with -- while I didn't have any issues during my stay, it was something that I noted when I walked in.

Had the pleasure of experiencing my first duo in the hobby. Very excited when I booked with Stormy and then transitioned to moments of panic as I wasn't sure I could keep up with these two. Easy setup with previous reference verification so all I had to do was show up at their Eastside in call (private residence, very nice and clean). Also mentioned that they had something special / new for my dream.

Door opened a crack when I walked up and I was met with a kiss from two beautiful and lingerie-clad ladies. They could immediately tell I was a bit nervous, but definitely put me at ease. Off to the bedroom for the festivities and started off with some kissing of each lady individually and then some double kissing (easier said than done). They worked their way down to my member and undressed me as they went. As Sweet TNA finished undressing me and started a BBBJ, Stormy went off to ready the surprise. When she returned she proceeded to take Sweet TNA from behind with a red strap on while she continued to work on me. We both helped her O and then proceeded to have them give me my first double BBBJ with Sweet TNA handling the NQNS portion.

Had a nice chat about our mutual interests while I regrouped and while there was a lot more on the menu, I opted for another DBBBJ when I was good to go again. Stormy was the recipient of round two (to the last drop and then some). We again relaxed and chatted about the hobby and they were both kind enough to give me some more pointers. In summation, I loved my first duo, would do it again as well as seeing both ladies again individually to further explore their menu and talents. Thank you ladies for an amazing hour on a Friday afternoon.