Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=John in Tampa; 1350338]okay. I got a few inquiries about places that are open and offering some form of HE. I am no expert but you can give these a try (YMMV, of course).

Central Spa (older, always reliable though). BBBJCIM no prob here.

Asian Massage (Hopkins). HJ for sure, more is uncertain. But let us know what you find out.

That is all the info I have.[/QUOTE]Sounds like since their LE run-in that Hopkins has been a bit more hit and miss.

Central. Makes Kim's look like a Sorority house full of young girls!

Here is a message to all the massage girls who are just into playing games. It does not matter how good looking and sexy you market yourself to be, In the end, if it is inconvenient for a paying customer to schedule a session, you have lost a customer forever. This is where Drie shines, call the phone number she answers. If you leave Drie a Voicemail, she returns the call.

Postives: Scheduling is easy: No emailing back and forth, and then being stoodup. Reasonable price. Safe and Easy to find incall. Great massage.

Negatives: Drie is not much of a talker. There is nothing sexy or sensual about the massage. Tiny, and I do mean "walk sidewards" tiny massage room.

This was my first ever massage. I had left a voicemail for Drie Wednesday. Drie returned my call with a very professional message. Come Saturday, I decided to schedule a massage. Called 4 phone numbers, sent out 3 emails. Heard back from no one. Then I called Drie, she answered on the first ring. Drie, sounds stern and to the point on the phone. We decided to schedule a massage session 3 hours later.

Simple, clear directions to Drie's safe incall in South Minneapolis. Drie walks me into the massage room, asks me to get comfortable and then walks out. I get undressed, leave my boxers on and lie face down on the massage table. Drie returns, asks where I saw her ad. I mention, I read her reviews online. That made her smile. And she says " Then do you want to get more comfortable". Sure, why not, off with my boxers.

Drie has no time or energy for small talk. Most open ended questions are answered with one word. Drie stays clothed for the whole session. A good strong massage for 45 minutes. On the flip, she asks if I want to touch her breasts. I counter,"Can I suck on them?", she says sure. The she starts a HJ with massage oil. Few minutes later I blow. She smiles, laughs, leaves to get some warm wash cloths.

She cleans me up, asks me to get dressed, waits for me outside the massage room. I walk out make the payment, Thank her and walk away. Done deal. I will say, it is nice to have a great massage with a HE, as opposed to a lame massage, with lots of teasing. Yes, Drie is worth a repeat.

PM me for info.

I really should start carrying my smartphone to new-to-me massage places. That way I can walk out when the massus looks nothing like the pictures posted on backpage. Add to that the fact, there is a hefty upcharge for nude and sensual. Plus, I paid for an hour: But walk-in to walk-out was 40 minutes. Meaning, the massage was no more than 25 minutes. This is definitely a No Repeat for me.

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/no-disappointments-21/6116803[/url]

But if you are looking for a massage with HE, and do not have high expectations, this qualifies

[QUOTE=Happtrav; 1373607]I really should start carrying my smartphone to new-to-me massage places. That way I can walk out when the massus looks nothing like the pictures posted on backpage. Add to that the fact, there is a hefty upcharge for nude and sensual. Plus, I paid for an hour: But walk-in to walk-out was 40 minutes. Meaning, the massage was no more than 25 minutes. This is definitely a No Repeat for me.

[url]http://minneapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/no-disappointments-21/6116803[/url]

But if you are looking for a massage with HE, and do not have high expectations, this qualifies[/QUOTE]The pics hit 3 on Tin Eye test. That means 99. 999% chance that it isn't her.

I originally saw the ad on BP in body rubs area since then they moved it to services. Massage section.

Beautiful Asian girls. Seems to be a possibility.

Being spontaneous is a lot of work. I called at least 10 providers. Vanessa was the only one available on short notice. She called back 30 minutes after I left her a voicemail, and we decided to meet in about 2 hours. There is an upcharge for anything besides fully clothed, and she mentioned this on our first phonecall: I appreciate knowing this before I am facedown on the massage table.

Vanessa has a calm, nice smelling massage room in a commercial office building. Her Pictures are accurate. Vanessa has a sexy, exotic look. Her body is tall, athletic with a bubble butt. The massage is strong, with great pressure: Best I have ever had. Apparently, Vanessa used to work with a Chiropracter, hence, she really knows her way around a mans body.

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A good enjoyable time.

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Scheduling is done over email. No upcharges are available. Hard to describe in words, this a wonderful, pampering experience that should be had by all.

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Been fighting the urge for weeks, but finally broke down and slunk back into Central Sauna. Good enough time, but it's what happened to me on the way out that you might find disturbing.

As soon as I crossed the threshold onto the sidewalk, an older black woman (with short-cropped pink hair?) waiting across the boulevard at the bus stop yelled You go in THERE? Bad. Bad!" at me.

I stopped in my tracks, then headed to the crosswalk to wait for light and go ask her what business of hers it was where I came and went. But then I noticed a cruiser parked across the street and the driver heading back to it and thought better of arguing for my right to not have my business minded by old busybodies. I cut back the other way toward my car, trying to break line of sight before I headed to it. When I got to it I hopped in and took off as quickly as I could.

I've pursued this hobby all over the continent for nearly two decades. First time anything like this has happened. I'm more pissed than anything else. Just venting and giving a heads up if you are inclined to visit the area.

The last time it happened to me I just identified myself as a cop and asked to nosy old bag to move on as the area might not be safe in a few minutes. She looked like she was having a crap attack and bugged out.

I think the thing to keep in mind is that they are trying to shame someone who can't be shamed. I forgot where I kept mine.

Wolfe.

[QUOTE=Danny Grish; 1421229]Been fighting the urge for weeks, but finally broke down and slunk back into Central Sauna. Good enough time, but it's what happened to me on the way out that you might find disturbing.

As soon as I crossed the threshold onto the sidewalk, an older black woman (with short-cropped pink hair?) waiting across the boulevard at the bus stop yelled You go in THERE? Bad. Bad!" at me.

I stopped in my tracks, then headed to the crosswalk to wait for light and go ask her what business of hers it was where I came and went. But then I noticed a cruiser parked across the street and the driver heading back to it and thought better of arguing for my right to not have my business minded by old busybodies. I cut back the other way toward my car, trying to break line of sight before I headed to it. When I got to it I hopped in and took off as quickly as I could.

I've pursued this hobby all over the continent for nearly two decades. First time anything like this has happened. I'm more pissed than anything else. Just venting and giving a heads up if you are inclined to visit the area.[/QUOTE]

Dead link.

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Easy 3 call system good on short notice outcall to my place.[/QUOTE]

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I'm really beginning to fucking hate this state. Pickings are pretty slim and heading toward none.

Sorry, I'm new. The link is a dud, probably due to some kind of censorship for newbs?

[QUOTE=Happtrav; 1395747]If you are looking for a relaxing, wonderful massage, in an amazing, classy, upscale atmosphere look no further. Lily is a charming, cute, bubbly, intelligent blonde who makes you feel comfortable from the time you walk in.

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Scheduling is done over email. No upcharges are available. Hard to describe in words, this a wonderful, pampering experience that should be had by all.[/QUOTE]

Just had a wonderful CMT massage at a Franchise massage place. No extras, but the massage is amazing for achy muscles. The hour long massage costs way less than any BP advertised providers. Here is the catch, the salespeople surround you on the way out and use high pressure sales tactics to make you sign a contract for a year.

If you are strong enough to say NO, and are only looking for a massage (with no extras) , I would recommand this massage place. PM for info.

Nothing I hate more than a report about a good massage with no HE. Whats up with the Twin Cites? All the BP and CL ads but no reports, other than a few busts. One thing I know is you cannot stay in the massage business without at least providing a HE. CMTs go get a job at Target by the time they are 30 if they don't provide HE. I've seen lots of ads but really hate having to TOFFT. Don't like showing up and finding the provider is 10 years old and 50 lbs heavier than her pic, with smokers breath and a buzzing cell phone. I'd like to see some decent reports. I spent a week in the Twin Cites and found plenty of youthful and willing gals on Nicolet Mall after dark, looking for a place to keep warm. But most of them had some kind of mental issue.