[QUOTE=Junky11]YOu ever get laid in one of those famous Tampa strip clubs?[/QUOTE]
Yes. PM for details. But it doesn't matter since a lot has changed since then.
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[QUOTE=Junky11]YOu ever get laid in one of those famous Tampa strip clubs?[/QUOTE]
Yes. PM for details. But it doesn't matter since a lot has changed since then.
My second daydream about supra allowed me to meet Jenny.
Jenny was not as pretty as Seven in my last dream, but very cute nonetheless. She had a rockin body with no flab, tremendous natural perky titties, nice firm tight ass, and neatly trimmed landing strip.
Started with an average table shower, then on to a decent massage (with roaming hands around the taint and ass). I then requested AR, she obliged ( I don't care if it's a finger pretending to be the tongue it feels damn good). Then on to CBJ, 69, DATY (tremendous juicy vagine with lots of great moaning sounds)... I got some AR in on her as well, then mish with a lot of titty sucking and a fantastic finish where she faked orgasm.
Afteword some nice cuddling, she gave me three ZRBTTs on the belly button, sucked my nipples a bit and massaged my chest arms and feet. The typical hot towels followed, I also got a cup full of listerine to wash my mouth out. I don't know if that was a sign that I should not have done DATY, or just a courtesy, I definetly swished and gargled tho.
Jenny's personality shined throughout my dream, great talk, sounds, moaning, attitude. This is the second time I've had such great service (many years ago in Columbia, MD) and the first time I've had a dream like this from such a hott woman.
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/9/9/9
Again I am new at describing these dreams and am not ready to hand out a 10 just yet.
Happy hunting
S1
Hey PC.
Ever been to the VIP suite? A small gift to the mamasan has ushered me to the VIP suite lets see. 8 or 9 times. Total out of pocket. Maybe $40. The VIP usually means a few extra things.
Better/faster/longer service.
Seems everyone involved gets down to business quicker and it seems the quality goes WAY up
No waiting when the place is crazy busy.
Ever been stuck in a room for 30 min BEFORE someone comes in. For the small $$ of some fruit or other incidental, I get kicked to the front of the line less constraints on time.
Pace is a little more relaxed.
A larger room.
Enough said here. No stretching and smacking a wall with your hand a larger surface for a massage.
Just nice when group activities call for that second body nobody walking by when you're busy.
It really drives me nuts to hear people walking around in front of the room. Really kills my concentration (personal choice on this one)
It seems to break the ice for a new location as well. The question as to whether I'm LE or not IMMEDIATELY goes away if I have a gift. Works the same for visiting the inlaws (no longer have 'em), a housewarming party, visiting a friend I haven't seen in a while, etc etc.
Don't knock it until you try it.
Emetib!
Cabbie
A little humor. lol
ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.
Ultimate GFE........ Has a good imagination
I enjoy my work........A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth........Isn't high.
Energetic ........Is high.
Discreet ........Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Outcall only ........Has a car, lives in a motel.
Incall only........Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.
BBW...........Pick a fold, any fold.
I answer my phone ........No computer.
E-mail me only ........ No phone.
Fill out my online booking form........ You will never get an appointment, ever.
Punctual........+/- 2 hours.
Educated........5 years of high school.
Wants to spend time getting to know you........Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.
Appreciates tips........$200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.
Girl-next-door..........Has a face like a basset hound.
Mature.............Take her photo, add 15 years.
Classy..........Washes.
University Educated.......... Bartending School.
Sensitive..........Doesn't laugh at you to your face.
Loves meeting new people..........She needs the money.
Lingerie available..........BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.
Sensual..........Turns the TV off.
Referrals required..........Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.
Deposit required..........Primadonna.
Sophisticated..........Stops the action to take cell phone calls.
Blonde..........Bad dye job.
Redhead..........Wig.
Couples welcome..........At least women usually wash.
Can bring a friend..........Anything to get you off faster.
Smoker..........6 packs a day.
Non-Smoker..........2 packs a day.
Doesn't do drugs..........That happens after the session.
Face obscured on site for privacy..........Butt ugly.
Elegant Dinner Companion..........A free meal is always nice.
Tight butt..........No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.
B cup ..........BB's on a breadboard.
C cup..........B cup.
D cup..........C cup.
DD cup..........Fat.
115..........140.
125..........150.
135..........160.
140+..........A house.
New pics on site..........Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.
I only take 1 appointment per day..........The other 5 are just friends.
My car broke down..........She has better things to do.
My email crashed, I lost everything..........She has better things to do for the next week.
Retirement..........She met a BF who doesn't like her job.
Coming out of retirement..........She was dumped.
Holiday Specials..........Kids need winter clothes.
Light Domination..........You don't want FS? All the better.
If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere..........look elsewhere.
Nice apartment..........Doesn't live in a motel.
A few piercings..........Face and bod look like a pin cushion.
A few tats..........More ink than bare skin.
Very accommodating..........Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.
Now independent............Too flaky even for the agency.
Genuine pics...........Just not of her.
34-23-34.................. 34-32-40
pc out
Hi Cabdriver52,
WTF is a VIP suite?
LargeRed:
I have only occasionally sampled the SW fare and I find it impossible to co-mingle a SW rating system with one for AMP girls. This is undoubtedly due to my overwhelming preference for Asian women.
One man's opinion.
Lax
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]That is so GAY. LOL
All the girls want is something call Benjamin Franklins. Anything else is just not that important. For the fruit bearers on the board, please give us a break on this GAY thing you're doing. Before long, your going to bring them Tampax or Massengales.
PC out[/QUOTE]
What in holy hell is gay about going a little bit out of your way to be nice to someone? Treating these girls better than 99% of the guys who see them isn't exactly a dumb thing to do. Especially if you don't mind being treated better than 99% of the guys who see them. Of course the girls are there for the money, I have no illusions about that - but treating them like real people and bringing them a bag of navel oranges or tangerines is worth more than money - in fact, I'm not sure that *any* cash tip can produce the results in service and attitude that having some basic human decency does.
Benchseats Rock
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]LargeRed:
I have only occasionally sampled the SW fare and I find it impossible to co-mingle a SW rating system with one for AMP girls. This is undoubtedly due to my overwhelming preference for Asian women.
One man's opinion.
Lax[/QUOTE]I agree Lax:
I was very impresed with the effort you generated for LARS, you can't compare SW, Escorts or AMP's with the same system. There are not many Asian SW unless you go to Hawaii, British Columbia, Philipines or Thailand. I did see quite a few in Amsterdam, but here on the east coast we are f**ked.
Thanks for the LARS
Big Red
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock] in fact, I'm not sure that *any* cash tip can produce the results in service and attitude that having some basic human decency does.[/QUOTE]
Alright, who the fuck got hold of BSR's password?
Redman,
As one who occasionally strays across the line dividing AMPs and SWs, I guess I have solved the rating problem (in my feeble little mind) by grading on a curve.
There are many that see an Asian woman as the ultimate fucking machine. I am included in that lot (hence my handle). However, I have attempted to expand my horizons and tastes, and I have been able to effectively do so. Now the white female, the only kind I sought after as a kid, is about fourth in my taste preference--after Asian, Hispanic, and Black ladies. Go figure, but this kind of preference colors the judgement as much as mongervision, making any ratings a personal subjective thing.
AMPS, Strippers, and Escorts are IMHO, expected to be a higher calibre.
The lower tier are SWs and Craigslist girls, and I guess there is about a two point curve I give them... Except at the higher end, where I give them only 1 point to keep from handing out 10's or 11's. (SW's like Essence, Special and the infamous India are true gems) I feel we are lucky in DC, some of the finest quality SWs I have had the pleasure of sampling.
So how does it work? A "7" AMP girl would be about an "8" or "9" on the street and vice versa... I have to agree with you that a "5" on either scale is the lowest I can go when not impaired or desperate to bust a nut... Yes, a "4" in an AMP is like a "6" on the street, but with the average quality and accessability of AMP girls we have here, Atlanta, SanFran, LA, Chicago, etc; why the hell would you accept an average looking woman? Same goes for a stripper or escort, but that is significantly money driven. If I'm going to pay those prices, I expect quality. OTOH, when on those mean steets, you rarely see anything better than a "6" so you gotta take what you can get...
In a bar they serve the basic well brand until you ask for top shelf or extra reserve. In tequilla terms, you see each brand has the regular "silver" stuff, Repasado, and Anejo, and it just keeps getting better. Occasionally you see the special reserve bottles, but the shit is hard to find and very spendy. Sure wish they would label women like that, so you have a clue what you are getting into before you take them to bed...
Oh, that's what this board is for, silly me.
As always YMMV
LoveLOS
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Alright, who the fuck got hold of BSR's password?
[/QUOTE]
I know, I know - I worked with 9 girls from SEA pretty closely for a year or so in my last job, can't help it if I have a soft spot in my heart for them - and knowing this about myself I very rarely hit the AMP circuit, I [i]will[/i] walk out of there with a wife if I do go with any regularity - but when I go, I always bring something nice to guarantee I'm remembered and treated well - Toblerone works nicely. So nicely I once got a recipe for marijauna chicken in addition to not regularly offered anal from a Burmese chick I used to see.
BSR
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Alright, who the fuck got hold of BSR's password?
Redman,
As one who occasionally strays across the line dividing AMPs and SWs, I guess I have solved the rating problem (in my feeble little mind) by grading on a curve.
There are many that see an Asian woman as the ultimate fucking machine. I am included in that lot (hence my handle). However, I have attempted to expand my horizons and tastes, and I have been able to effectively do so. Now the white female, the only kind I sought after as a kid, is about fourth in my taste preference--after Asian, Hispanic, and Black ladies. Go figure, but this kind of preference colors the judgement as much as mongervision, making any ratings a personal subjective thing.
AMPS, Strippers, and Escorts are IMHO, expected to be a higher calibre.
The lower tier are SWs and Craigslist girls, and I guess there is about a two point curve I give them... Except at the higher end, where I give them only 1 point to keep from handing out 10's or 11's. (SW's like Essence, Special and the infamous India are true gems) I feel we are lucky in DC, some of the finest quality SWs I have had the pleasure of sampling.
So how does it work? A "7" AMP girl would be about an "8" or "9" on the street and vice versa... I have to agree with you that a "5" on either scale is the lowest I can go when not impaired or desperate to bust a nut... Yes, a "4" in an AMP is like a "6" on the street, but with the average quality and accessability of AMP girls we have here, Atlanta, SanFran, LA, Chicago, etc; why the hell would you accept an average looking woman? Same goes for a stripper or escort, but that is significantly money driven. If I'm going to pay those prices, I expect quality. OTOH, when on those mean steets, you rarely see anything better than a "6" so you gotta take what you can get...
In a bar they serve the basic well brand until you ask for top shelf or extra reserve. In tequilla terms, you see each brand has the regular "silver" stuff, Repasado, and Anejo, and it just keeps getting better. Occasionally you see the special reserve bottles, but the shit is hard to find and very spendy. Sure wish they would label women like that, so you have a clue what you are getting into before you take them to bed...
Oh, that's what this board is for, silly me.
As always YMMV
LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Hey LL,
I think you have the AMP/SW handicapping system down. Of course the Oriole Man Y/N system is simple and can probably be used drunk or stoned.
I am with you and not sure exactly why white females are lower on my list, could be marriage to one for 20 years, breeds complacency. I have had many Asian civilians, and SW in the 70’s and they really did not rock my world, different time different place.
Right now my preference is Hispanic, Black, White and Asian, I have not been to an AMP in years, perhaps it is time to visit. I know how to cure monger fever and a Hispanic/Black Booty attack. I think I need a yellow fever cure.
Does it really run sideways
Big Red
In the interest of research, and satisfying my own curiosity, I daydreamed I visited MiniSpa again.
The door was open this time. I was sat in the waiting room for 30 seconds. I was presented with Sofia. I asked for another provider, but was told 'we are very busy now'
I wasn't thrilled but went with it because I didn't want to drive across town. Standard TS, but no thorough rectal scrub. You can imagine what that didn't lead to.
Sofia is 5'4, maybe 110#. K-girl / HK mix.
Face 6
Bod 6 too thin for me, soft a cups, no ass, but long gummybears which work for me
Rub and Service was a 7
Attitute was an 8.
Very enthusiastic french lession followed by a very tight ride in several positions. I would take it or leave it. Based on service I would repeat. Based on attraction I won't. YMMV.
PP
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]What in holy hell is gay about going a little bit out of your way to be nice to someone? Treating these girls better than 99% of the guys who see them isn't exactly a dumb thing to do. Especially if you don't mind being treated better than 99% of the guys who see them. Of course the girls are there for the money, I have no illusions about that - but treating them like real people and bringing them a bag of navel oranges or tangerines is worth more than money - in fact, I'm not sure that *any* cash tip can produce the results in service and attitude that having some basic human decency does.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]Well in all fairness, I did get the response I was looking for however it wasnt meant to seem like Im a cold and heartless person. I know the game well and I know what they really like, and thays Ben Franklins to send the the motherland.
PC out
[QUOTE=pussprowler]In the interest of research, and satisfying my own curiosity, I daydreamed I visited MiniSpa again.
The door was open this time. I was sat in the waiting room for 30 seconds. I was presented with Sofia. I asked for another provider, but was told 'we are very busy now'
I wasn't thrilled but went with it because I didn't want to drive across town. Standard TS, but no thorough rectal scrub. You can imagine what that didn't lead to.
Sofia is 5'4, maybe 110#. K-girl / HK mix.
Face 6
Bod 6 too thin for me, soft a cups, no ass, but long gummybears which work for me
Rub and Service was a 7
Attitute was an 8.
Very enthusiastic french lession followed by a very tight ride in several positions. I would take it or leave it. Based on service I would repeat. Based on attraction I won't. YMMV.
PP[/QUOTE]
What the hell is a gummybear?
Van
I have to respectfully disagree with my learned colleague LL. While I share his preference for asian and hispanic women, in my view there is no way that SW and AMP girls get rated on the same scale. They are completely different categories.
Question: How would you rate the former Maya from DT if you saw her hanging out on the stroll at 3 AM? Talk about a traffic jam!
Lax