Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]God I love this club. Son of a BIITTCH these chicks are HOT!!!!!

Bella, Chanel, Entice.....

Bella has the greatest real tits. She let's you fully suck on em during the $15 dollar lap dance & she is moaning the whole time. My bro ate her pussy duriing his lap dance with her.

Chanel is one of the cutest little spinners. Black/Latina li'l hottie. Nice conversation & great grindage.

Entice is super tall - 5' 10". Sweet girl & good mileage dances.

Sweeney behind the bar pouring the drinks. Flat screen monitors all around for Final Four viewing. All nude upstairs!!!

Is this a great country or what.

Baldy (LuvStarz) Cruiser[/QUOTE]

What a post!!!! Right on, Baldy.

[QUOTE=Keybored 56] If they answer your question with vagueries like, "you'll be satisfied," or "we can do what ever you want," they are ROB's (rip-off bitches trying to con you.)[/QUOTE]I always Post the same, the girl who [b]tells[/b] you she is "nastY' is the worst b i t c h in the joint! You can barely touch these girls!
[QUOTE=Keybored 56]The girls know what you're there for and the ones who provide are more than willing to give accurate descriptions of what you can expect for your money. Even the high mileage clubs have ROBs. So, don't be shy. Ask for specific answers. You'll be fine.[/QUOTE]I myself avoid this simply because I don't want to offend the one prude stripper who is gonna run to the bouncer and start trouble, [b]I WILL begin[/b] this process now simply because it is to fuckin expensive to run through the girls, and haven't found anyone to share intel on the girls who "do".
[QUOTE=Keybored 56] It's not a cheap hobby like visiting the street girls but it's a hell of a lot cheaper.[/QUOTE]
I assume you meant Fun and not cheap because we both know the VIP is an expensive ride :)
[QUOTE]I've never heard of an undercover cop posing as a stripper.[/QUOTE]I agree, I don't think they could, Unless it was a federal agency who let's there cops go deep undercover like that, Vice is just not that big a deal.

Some more random tips;
Pick a place you like and feel comfortable in, wait for the buy one get one free dance, and then go topless only, there you can see how loose the girl is if she lets you touch etc, 95% of the girls won't let any finger action go on unless you fork over for fully nude, but it's a good way to judge her, But remember the rule above, don't buy into I am super nasty if you spend more line it has dissapointed millions of men worldwide.

Ask the other dancers about the other girls, If your girl doesn't do anything she will tell you how nasty and disgusting one of the other girls are and how she hates her cause she gets all the dances etc. In stripper babble this translates into the other girl fucks and takes in 10g's a week while she gets screwed cause she doesn't do anything in order to remain faithfull to her unemployed musician boyfriend who is asleep at 2 in the afternoon. This girl will also sadly lose her looks and figure before she figures out the game of life.

Head out to the clubs during daytime, This avoids the poor, 18-25 year old horny guys who are loud and obnoxious and rude, not to mention they want the goodies for free. The Line " I got a 94 ford ranger without a bumper in the lot baby" Or I will give you a whole twenty extra if you suck my cock doesn't go very far with these girls, Yes some can be dated outside the club but most won't date a guy they meet there, and the girls who "date" a guy outside the club usually requires a very large payroll to satisfy, I know of one girl who has more stamps on her passport then the post office has stamps, she works at a Rhino, and really rich guys take her on exotic vacations for "Company".Daytime is much slower and has a diff. atmosphere.

Let your fingers and $ do the talking.
Get that full nude with the stripper you have determined may be the one, try a dance and let your fingers roam everywhere, slowly of course to avoid the dreaded slap, but soon enough you will be able to tell, which girl will and won't let ya get stinky finger. When a girl closes her legs or turns around when you get near the golden entry you know she is not gonna play ball, don't be fooled they know what you're doing all it takes is one song to know how far she will go.

Always discuss the "cost" of doing business First.
Don't be surprised to find out the girl has a price of 200-500 as a Tip after a dance, for f/s some I am "sure" do it for the cost of a vip, but always tip even if you get lucky enough to find the right girl who does it on the cheap.

Always bring your own rubber, so If you get the line of God I sure would love your cock in me but I don't have any rubbers can quickly be conqoured with I just happen to Have a 12 pack right here Stripper lady.

Always pay a vist to the restroom afterwards and dispose of the condom NOT in the toilet, but discreetly wrapped inside of toilet paper and thrown itno the TRASH CAN, I can't tell you how many times people call the cops because they claim Sewer Lines get clogged with Condoms, Plumbers ain't cheap, and we all know the religious assholes always say that condoms are strewn around the area, I ain't never seen it but they claim it.

Don't forget alot of locations have a small cooking area and most if not all are rated "A" by the Health Department, I can say the Oddball, or Valley Ball in the SFV has decent grub.

Have Fun & remember strippers are a very addictive and costly habit, Soon they wil carrry a tattoo warning you so.

Thanks for the pointers gang. I appreciate it.

Checked out the day shift at SRDTLA. About 8 girls. A couple of 4's, a couple of 6's, a couple of 8's, a 9, and a 10.

Got a few lappers from the 8's. The 9 and 10's didn't look good on the mileage chart and were too busy to walk in my area.

Both 8's allowed groping, fondling, and upper body tasting. No action below the belt for either of us. SRCOI is probably more accomodating for that kind of work up.

Total fare
5 to get in.
10 bucks for 1 topless lap dance (ticket purchased at time of entrance)
100 for 5 additional topless lap sets
(2 for 1's and 3 for 1's are bullshit, you guys know that. Cut songs.)
About 40 in drinks and tips to the waitress, dancers, and lappers.

Total damage is about 155 for a decent time. Would go back, but not for a little while.

Highly recommend getting the 10 dollar special ticket if you plan on doing laps. Saves you 10 bucks right off the bat.

All these prices are available before 6PM. The entrance fare goes up after that. The special ticket may not be available after that.

Bender

Does anyone remember a stripper at SRDTLA by the name of Platinum? I was there about 3-4 years ago and she was really hot. Gave me her number too, but I lost it!!!!! Arghh. I'm in LA right now and asked if she's still working there and was told no. Anyone familiar with her and know where she is?

OK So I'm stil here in LA. After being unsuccessful in trying to book an escort, I decided to check out SRCOI. I went around 6-7. I got a few dances from this HOT latina that looked like Penelope Cruz with a nicer body. After 3 dances I told her I'm gonna need to get more for my money. So we go to VIP 3 dances for $120 and got a HJ. Unfortunately she won't do more than that. Her technique sucked, I had to show her how to hold it and guide her hand.

Got off though. =)

[QUOTE=D Brasco]OK So I'm stil here in LA. After being unsuccessful in trying to book an escort, I decided to check out SRCOI. I went around 6-7. I got a few dances from this HOT latina that looked like Penelope Cruz with a nicer body. After 3 dances I told her I'm gonna need to get more for my money. So we go to VIP 3 dances for $120 and got a HJ. Unfortunately she won't do more than that. Her technique sucked, I had to show her how to hold it and guide her hand.

Got off though. =)[/QUOTE]

120? Holy.... well, to each his own I guess. Got the "virgin" whats-a-dick-for job.

I usually skip the VIP's as nothing ever ever happens for the money described. I would rather enjoy the lap burns, the grabs, and the neck nudges for that much from 3 different girls.

At that price, I myself would try and find a hookup from the club to go outside the club for maybe a bit more, and get the whole tango.

;-)

[QUOTE=WulfgarX]120? Holy.... well, to each his own I guess. Got the "virgin" whats-a-dick-for job.

I usually skip the VIP's as nothing ever ever happens for the money described. I would rather enjoy the lap burns, the grabs, and the neck nudges for that much from 3 different girls.

At that price, I myself would try and find a hookup from the club to go outside the club for maybe a bit more, and get the whole tango.

;-)[/QUOTE]

"There's NO SEX in the champagne room"

Stopped by the strip club outside of LAX on Century, the one that is a combination of a bookstore and a strip club. It cost me $5 to get in and then the manditory $4. 25 drink. There were 8 girls in the club and even fewer guys, so it was really dead and the girls were anxious to get some action going. I sat until the had a 2 for one special. The private nude lap dances are $27. I selected a nice brunette who said she had formerly worked at Mitchel Brothers in San Francisco. She told me for an extra $10 per song I could feel her up all I wanted. She had really long nipples and let me roll them between my fingers. I loved that. She was really nasty and really turned me on. I shorted her $5 because I only had $42 rather than the $47 she wanted. She was a little disappointed. I apologized and pretty much left the club after that, but I had a super nasty lap dance for two songs for $42. I think I really could have had anything I wanted for the right price. All in all, this was a great experience. It sure blew away my hostess club experience from the previous night. This girl's grindage was outstanding, really got me over good. I hope this helps.

Great post, and glad you enjoyed yourself.

That is what this hobby (is this a hobby?) is all about. It's about us having fun, and not getting completely ripped off.

That club has its hits and misses. I've gotten great laps as well as bogus laps from there. Try going there when its packed. Quite a different atmosphere.

Wulf

[QUOTE=dannyz2004]Stopped by the strip club outside of LAX on Century, the one that is a combination of a bookstore and a strip club. It cost me $5 to get in and then the manditory $4. 25 drink. There were 8 girls in the club and even fewer guys, so it was really dead and the girls were anxious to get some action going. I sat until the had a 2 for one special. The private nude lap dances are $27. I selected a nice brunette who said she had formerly worked at Mitchel Brothers in San Francisco. She told me for an extra $10 per song I could feel her up all I wanted. She had really long nipples and let me roll them between my fingers. I loved that. She was really nasty and really turned me on. I shorted her $5 because I only had $42 rather than the $47 she wanted. She was a little disappointed. I apologized and pretty much left the club after that, but I had a super nasty lap dance for two songs for $42. I think I really could have had anything I wanted for the right price. All in all, this was a great experience. It sure blew away my hostess club experience from the previous night. This girl's grindage was outstanding, really got me over good. I hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BenderOver]
(2 for 1's and 3 for 1's are bullshit, you guys know that. Cut songs.)
About 40 in drinks and tips to the waitress, dancers, and lappers.
[/QUOTE]I'll just tell you what a few girls told me, NEVER buy a stripper a dance!, the line would you like to buy the lady a drink is total bullshit politely say no, of course always tip the waitress but never ever buy the stripper a drink it's a scam for the clubs benifit at least the girls I have befriended always said "Don't buy me a drink" Just thought I would pass that on, as the girl is always standing there when the waitress ask's you like most people might feel like a dick saying no, but don't sweat it, it's not like your at a real club where you might spring for a drink, this serves no end at the strip clubs, I myself Never do but to each his own. Like I said just passing on what girls who worked there told me, Don't fall for the drink line.

Spearmint Rhinos are by far one of the top clubs though.

I myself don't get why they cut the songs both regular and 2-1 down, is a 3 minute song really all that long? If your getting the VIP for 120, I think it should be 5 songs since there so cut down. Or offer a longer amount of time like 30 minutes, 99.9% of guys are gonna bail as soon as they get there nut anyways... Why am I ranting ?

Be Safe || Have Fun

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I used to visit the Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara and one of the dancers explained to me that they had a minimum quota of drinks expected to be purchased for them in a shift (maybe 5 - 10). If they didn't get their quota, she said she had to pay the club for those drinks.

I don't recall the girls ever asking me directly for a drink, but the waitresses always swooped down like vultures if you had a lap dance or even if the girl just sat and talked with you.

The waitress really does use psychology against us, trying to make us feel like dicks if we don't "Buy the lady a drink." But I found a quick "No Thanks" with no apology or explanation was the best reply.

Also I found that if I did cave in and by the girl a drink, often she'd make up an excuse and run off, moments after getting her drink. One would think we we're buying a little more time or conversation.

Basically, I hate the Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara, because it's way too NOISY for my tastes, and half the music is unpleasant angst ridden metal music. Also I feel those 2 MINUTES per song lap dances are a total rip off. I'd much rather save my money for a good Full Service session at a local AMP.

There I get to get totally naked, in a peaceful little room, where I can grope my masseuse, and generally get the FS. All for $.2 for 30 minutes.

I did visit the Rhino last Friday to see porno superstar Vivid girl Tera Patrick and she was truly amazing to behold nude in person. What a gorgeous face and perfect body. The crowd went nuts, cascades of dollar bills flooded the floor. Her tattooed Boy Friend / Bodyguarded eagerly scooping them up into a suitcase. I went to Pornstar Finder and found a gallery of her getting f#cked by him. (Major body tattoos.)

The SB SPR RHi is in the middle of a remodel job and they've made it worse for the customers. Harder to watch the strip dances.
That place sucks IMHO. I escaped only spending .5 (.2 twice - I brought a friend with me. and .1 at the tip rail.)

Jurassic

The drinks were for me. ;)

Bender


[QUOTE=Webcams]I'll just tell you what a few girls told me, NEVER buy a stripper a dance!, the line would you like to buy the lady a drink is total bullshit politely say no, of course always tip the waitress but never ever buy the stripper a drink it's a scam for the clubs benifit at least the girls I have befriended always said "Don't buy me a drink" Just thought I would pass that on, as the girl is always standing there when the waitress ask's you like most people might feel like a dick saying no, but don't sweat it, it's not like your at a real club where you might spring for a drink, this serves no end at the strip clubs, I myself Never do but to each his own. Like I said just passing on what girls who worked there told me, Don't fall for the drink line.

Spearmint Rhinos are by far one of the top clubs though.

I myself don't get why they cut the songs both regular and 2-1 down, is a 3 minute song really all that long? If your getting the VIP for 120, I think it should be 5 songs since there so cut down. Or offer a longer amount of time like 30 minutes, 99.9% of guys are gonna bail as soon as they get there nut anyways... Why am I ranting ?

Be Safe || Have Fun[/QUOTE]

Just had a great time at Starz again. This place is unreal. My brother & I like our woman like we like our coffee. Hot, black & with a side of prune danish. LOL. LMAO.

Anyways. We head into Starz & we see all new girls. Ones we hadn't seen before. One cute dark honey catches my eye. We head upstairs & you want to talk about HIGH MILEAGE!!! Holy Shit. This chick is 5 foot 2. Nice tits, cute ass. Great legs. She stands there before the dance starts & is wearing only a g-string bottom & bikini top.

My brother & I split a Cialis, so we have rock hard wood. This girl is a nympho. When she realizes I have a ball pean hammer in my shorts, she rubs up against it & she says, grab my ass. She rubs up & down on my rod. I'm thinking, I hope there is more to this than this. Then she turns around & sticks her ass in my face. She pulls the g-string to the side & I proceed to mow into her pussy with my tounge.

She is goin nuts & pulls my dick out & starts to suck it. I'm thinking this is what I call high mileage!!!! I have been going to titty bars for 20 yrs. & this is the best dance I have ever received bar none. I know there are cameras & I can see one up in the ceiling across the way.

Her hair over her face hides her mouth on my cock. My face in her twat I guess is hidden by her ass. Z-Bone tells me that Starz management doesn't care. It seems true. I lick her clit & tounge her pussy good. She wants me to suck her clit & she says don't stop!!

Then she flips over & starts stroking my cock between her tits. She spits on my cock & starts jacking it. I say to her, can I cum? She says yah. She catches most of my cum in her hand & says, cover up, I'll be right back. She goes to the head & returns. I busted a big nut. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was over the length of 4 songs. Total cost - $60. Not bad.

I love this place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baldy(LuvSTARZ)Cruiser

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]Just had a great time at Starz again.
Baldy(LuvSTARZ)Cruiser[/QUOTE]

Great post B.C.

I was at Starz on Thurs ... was a little surprised to see Kwame Brown (Lakers) and Jim Hill (Chanel 2 Sports Anchor) getting their freak on.