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AD TITLE: COME AND GET SOME ASHLEY - w4m - 26
NAME: Ashley
GENERAL LOCATION: Waterloo,Il
INCALL OR OUTCALL: incall
AGENCY OR INDEPENDENT: independent
AGE: 26
PHOTO MATCH: yes
RACE: white
FACE: cute
BODY TYPE: 5' thin
CHEST SIZE: A cups
BEST FEATURE: BBBJ
CARPET: trimmed short
HAIR: blond
EYES: forgot
TATTOOS: ?
SCARS: no
SMOKES?: Yes
MOANER OR A SCREAMER: moaner
ENERGY LEVEL DURING THE SESSION: low
MULTI SHOTS DURING THE HOUR: didn't ask
CLOCK WATCHER?: no
KISSES: noSPEAKS FRENCH CBJ OR BBBJ: bbbj
CIM?: ?
SWALLOWS?: ?
LISTENS to FRENCH: did not ask or try
FS: yes
GREEK: NO
PHONE: 618-719-97xx
EMAIL:
WEBSITE: CL
DONATION: $150
RECOMMEND: yes, see comments
REPEAT?: No
COMMENTS: Pleasant quiet somewhat shy girl, Cute thin body and ok face. I bit of a drive to get to her place but had a nice home in a nice subdivision. Home and bed were immaculately clean and she was freshly showered. She was fairly passive but willing and waiting for instructions on what I wanted her to do. I prefer a more aggresive seductive aproach from women. BBBJ was good. A few seconds into a decent CG I was hit with a heavy very strong fish smell. Needless to say that is a major turn off and despite her efforts I had to have her resort to a HJ to finish things. Other than the smell factor I think she is worth a trip to see. With as clean as everything is at her place I would like to think that this is not normal for her.

[QUOTE=Bonerfide]AD TITLE: COME AND GET SOME ASHLEY - w4m - 26
NAME: Ashley
GENERAL LOCATION: Waterloo,Il
INCALL OR OUTCALL: incall
AGENCY OR INDEPENDENT: independent
AGE: 26
PHOTO MATCH: yes
RACE: white
FACE: cute
BODY TYPE: 5' thin
CHEST SIZE: A cups
BEST FEATURE: BBBJ
CARPET: trimmed short
HAIR: blond
EYES: forgot
TATTOOS: ?
SCARS: no
SMOKES?: Yes
MOANER OR A SCREAMER: moaner
ENERGY LEVEL DURING THE SESSION: low
MULTI SHOTS DURING THE HOUR: didn't ask
CLOCK WATCHER?: no
KISSES: noSPEAKS FRENCH CBJ OR BBBJ: bbbj
CIM?: ?
SWALLOWS?: ?
LISTENS to FRENCH: did not ask or try
FS: yes
GREEK: NO
PHONE: 618-719-97xx
EMAIL:
WEBSITE: CL
DONATION: $150
RECOMMEND: yes, see comments
REPEAT?: No
COMMENTS: Pleasant quiet somewhat shy girl, Cute thin body and ok face. I bit of a drive to get to her place but had a nice home in a nice subdivision. Home and bed were immaculately clean and she was freshly showered. She was fairly passive but willing and waiting for instructions on what I wanted her to do. I prefer a more aggresive seductive aproach from women. BBBJ was good. A few seconds into a decent CG I was hit with a heavy very strong fish smell. Needless to say that is a major turn off and despite her efforts I had to have her resort to a HJ to finish things. Other than the smell factor I think she is worth a trip to see. With as clean as everything is at her place I would like to think that this is not normal for her.[/QUOTE]

Bonerfide-

Thanks for the review. It is tough to find someone thin on the STL/CL. The odor thing is just something I can not stand either.

Generally, the word "over" comes to mind as I see the CL list of providers here lately.

Overweight, over priced, and over 50.

In addition to Bonerfides report below here is a review quote from CL.

"i haven't been with ashley but remember a couple of reviews. both said she was good, both were positive reviews. one guy was wierded out that her husband knew what she did and all -maybe the husband was home, i dont remember - but once he got past the husband idea he said it was all good."

The husband is her pimp?

Anyway here are some photos. She is 26 years old according to her ad.

Bonerfide, thanks for the review of Ashley. On a now defunct board I read a couple of good reviews about her earlier this year. I'd been thinking of checking her out myself. The low energy and passive attitude isn't what I really want though. I also prefer a more seductive approach from an escort. But the price isn't bad and I've wasted more before.

AD TITLE: 75 ROSES BLOW___ 150 ROSES FOR F/S CALL ME NOW 5.1.2.6.7.1.????
NAME: Didn't Understand it, Sandra I think
GENERAL LOCATION: Spanky's Area
INCALL OR OUTCALL: incall
AGENCY OR INDEPENDENT: independent
AGE: 27
PHOTO MATCH: YES
RACE: white
FACE: cute in an odd way
BODY TYPE: Tall and Skinny
CHEST SIZE: A/B cups not really my most important thing.
BEST FEATURE: Willingness
CARPET: almost bald
HAIR: black
EYES: forgot
TATTOOS: none that I noticed
SCARS: none that I noticed
SMOKES?: ??
MOANER OR A SCREAMER: moaner
ENERGY LEVEL DURING THE SESSION: Medium-low
MULTI SHOTS DURING THE HOUR: available
CLOCK WATCHER?: Didn't seem to be
KISSES: unknown
SPEAKS FRENCH CBJ OR BBBJ: prefers cbj - provided a good bbbj
CIM?: no
SWALLOWS?: no
LISTENS to FRENCH: did not ask or try
FS: yes
GREEK: did not ask or try
PHONE: 5.1.2.6.7.1.0.4.?.?.
EMAIL:
WEBSITE: CL
DONATION: $100
RECOMMEND: Yes
REPEAT?: Probably
COMMENTS: This lady speaks with a lisp or something. When I first spoke with her I thought she was high on something but now am convinced I was wrong (but not that she doesn't get high).
Tall, skinny and willing. Easily negotiated down (almost too easily) and gives a solid BBBJ. That tall skinny ass in doggie was a welcome site also.

The worst drawback (if you can get past here speech impediment) was the incall location at the ACI near spanky's. But, she was willing to meet elsewhere and happily went through a serious run-around town before I meet her.

[QUOTE=Bonerfide]AD TITLE: 2 HOT 2 HANDLE

COMMENTS: This is a girl to avoid. Pictures on CL were not even close to what she looks like in person. She was cute enough to give a try. I should have just turned around and walked out but the little head got its way. Just straight down to business, total lack of interest and energy. She was obviously high on something.[/QUOTE]

Bone,

If this is the same girl, (I recognize the "tramp stamp") I saw her about two weeks ago and she was a blast. I thought she looked pretty good compared to the others on CL. However, I only paid $100. She went by the name of CeCe when I saw her. This may be a YMMV.

Be Safe

SoBo

Here is a repost from CL of an anonymous review of Hannah in Illinois. Accuracy unknown. Seems to be no argument about the body. She runs her ad a lot on the STL/CL.

"I saw Hannah yesterday, Monday. While she has a pretty face, and a really nice body, she has an attitude that sucks. She seems bored with her "work" and is less than interested in making the time enjoyable. If you are driving all the way from Sr Louis, it is not worth the gas money. Its a shame because she has, I think, a beautiful body, but she has all the warmth of a post office clerk. Don't waste your time,there are other providers here that appreciate their clients and show it. Just my two cents."

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky]Here is a repost from CL of an anonymous review of Hannah in Illinois. Accuracy unknown. Seems to be no argument about the body. She runs her ad a lot on the STL/CL.

"I saw Hannah yesterday, Monday. While she has a pretty face, and a really nice body, she has an attitude that sucks. She seems bored with her "work" and is less than interested in making the time enjoyable. If you are driving all the way from Sr Louis, it is not worth the gas money. Its a shame because she has, I think, a beautiful body, but she has all the warmth of a post office clerk. Don't waste your time,there are other providers here that appreciate their clients and show it. Just my two cents."[/QUOTE]


I hear what your saying on the lack of focus - but wow what a body I'd still like to try a mount could you share some cost info and a link.

That would be much appreciated

MW10

[QUOTE=Midwest10]I hear what your saying on the lack of focus - but wow what a body I'd still like to try a mount could you share some cost info and a link.

That would be much appreciated MW10[/QUOTE]
...knockout

Petite.............Busty.....................Beautiful................ - w4m - 27

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Reply to: [email]pers-364982513@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2007-07-02, 11:44AM CDT


Available until 2:30pm.
Taking Selective Appointments.
150 f/s half hours.
No full hours available today.
Should be available again from 6-9pm.
Stats are 36F-26-34
five foot two and 125 pounds.
$$618$$540$$3860$$
NO BLOCKED/PRIVATE CALLS OR TEXTS WILL BE ANSWERED!

Location: In-Call Only Collinsville
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 364982513

I saw 22 year old Brandi's ad and decided the blue eye shadow and the long string of pearls in her photos was just the right combination on southern belle and trailer trash. I like those southern girls because as Willie said, "they can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch". I have to say she did not disappoint in any department.

When she opened the door I was pleasantly surprised. The word that comes to mind is voluptuous. She has a real sensuality about her that makes you just want to jump on her immediately. So I did.

She has gained a few pounds since her photos but is no where near BBW status. She is toned and firm and has beautiful skin. The good news is most of the weight gain went into her really nice natural breasts which are now quite spectacular. Not the best set I have ever seen but in the top 10%. I don't like fake boobs and I was happy to feel the real deal.

She was very sweet and accommodating and takes you on a nice, unrushed trip around the world. I can't find one bad thing to say about her. She is a traveler though, so you are dealing with a moving target.

When she is running her 100/30 special only a fool would miss it. A real bargain for such a clean, attractive performer.

Easy to find with a CL search.

Saw this lady who advertises on CL most days this past week.

Her ad generally reads like this and has two to four pics:

[quote]hello gentlemen........
i offer full service gfe incalls...from my home NOT a hotel...
with a cozy,sexy,relaxed atmosphere....
******************************************************
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D&D free..non smoker....
mature....never in a rush.....
*************************************
just 200 kisses....
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safe clean discreet location,near downtown....
*******************************************************
call to set up your appt....my day fills up quickly![/quote]The pics are accurate. (Copied one for this post) The lady is a total class act, fun to be with, the complete GFE experience. CBJ, DATY, fs mult position incl miss, doggie and cowgirl.

No rush. no upsell. You can get her number from the ads. I did not include it in this post.

I will definitely see her again... $$

CL ----- Sasha Lynn ---- 19 yr old, blond, petite, super duper body, incredible session, airport incall, FS, GFE, three bills for hour, drenched bedsheets. Area code eight-one-six....

CL ----- "FLY G5" ----- Erica - Great girl with great personality, mixed black & white, about 20 years old, super nice butt, large but saggy breasts, incall airport, FS, no GFE, two bills for the hour, drenched bedsheets. Area code six-six-zero....

[QUOTE=Doug985]Saw this lady who advertises on CL most days this past week.

Her ad generally reads like this and has two to four pics:

The pics are accurate. (Copied one for this post) The lady is a total class act, fun to be with, the complete GFE experience. CBJ, DATY, fs mult position incl miss, doggie and cowgirl.

No rush. no upsell. You can get her number from the ads. I did not include it in this post.

I will definitely see her again... $$[/QUOTE]

Doug,

Looks like the photo did not upload.

Here are Stacie's pics from CL. 618-540-39xx

I guess this girl got the message. Now the sisters are showing their own, current photos but now Mica has gone from being an AA masseuse to a FS Latina on CL. She has also decided to double the price to 150. I hope she is better at FS than she was at massage.

I will say she is nice, clean, a very thin spinner, almost an A cup, and no problem to deal with but YMMV.

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky]I guess this girl got the message. Now the sisters are showing their own, current photos but now Mica has gone from being an AA masseuse to a FS Latina on CL. She has also decided to double the price to 150. I hope she is better at FS than she was at massage.

I will say she is nice, clean, a very thin spinner, almost an A cup, and no problem to deal with but YMMV.[/QUOTE]

I usually dont like em that lanky but she could settle for a nice lil snack LOL!!!