Kenosha

[QUOTE=Ditkaless]Any fashion shows in the Kenosha area?[/QUOTE]

Nope, Kenosha County is a clean, quiet town, hooker free zone and they aim to keep it that way!

The last couple of years have seen the closing of several adult bookstores, Texas Jays is the only strip club around for many many miles (and it's in Pleasant Prairie not K-town).

The only shows that I'm aware of, are some stripper/fashion show services advertised in the yellow pages, but they're $$$ to come out to you, and generally ripoffs.

[QUOTE=cowchip40]Other afternoon just driving down 60th and see what's GOT to be a WSW blonde and slim. Cute but does the act. As I turn around a cop pulls up in unmarked Tahoe or something and talks to her for a few minutes (I saw the guy's uniform sleve. Anyway, I meet up with her a few later on side street and she says "sure" to a ride. Twice she asks me to prove I'm not a cop. As I go to she says ok I trust you. But then she keeps saying " I can't go to jail and have to go to the doctor".

I don't know if she was spooked by the real cop or thought I was one too. Anyway, I end up dropping her off with no action. She definitely was a WSW though. Haven't seen her since. Forgot he name but you will know she's a SW if you see her.[/QUOTE]

Cowchip,
She must have felt those anal probing eyes looking right through her pants at her stinkstar, and then the thought of you driving into her arse and all she could think of was the doctor!! LOL

Seriously though, kuddos on finding SOMETHING on 60th! I've always felt like 60th would be the best place to have SW's if K-town ever had walker action. But unfortunatly over the last 5 years of passing that way I've only ever spotted (and this is a sad but true fact) probably less than 7 total in the whole town, and only one was a really great score, the rest I dont think I even picked up.

This doesn't even rate a report, but what the heck. Had a little more than an hour to kill Friday afternoon so I went to Texas Jay's. I got there about 2:45 PM and left about 3:15 P.M Three girl line up. One unattrative black girl, one Amazonian white girl, and a one younger white chick. The last white chick I rate as follows hair 9, face 7, ass 11, boobs 6. God damn she had a great ass. I didn't get anyones names and did not opt for the "lap" dance because, as we know, they suck there.

Just a quick heads up for those who strike out on the strolls, or just don't have the time to cruise, and are looking for something better than Nancy's. There's a asian massage place in kenosha that I've visited a few times that offers a decent massage, depending on who you get, for $40 a half hr, $60 an hour + tips. No table shower or sauna, but better than nothing. PM for details if you're interested. I don't check in here too often any more, so bear with me if it takes a while to respond.

Happy hunting.

After Mr. Goodbar's report I went to this place this morning. I had Lilly. She was in her 40's. I requested a table shower, denied. Her English was very limited. I think the only words she knew were "hour", "sixty", "no shower", "2 girls work here". Sixty bucks for an hour massage, that lasted the full hour. The massage was average. She did get naked for the happy ending. Her body was very average. When everything was done I pulled out $30 tip, and she said tip was $40...I paid like a chump...This place was a little farther into Kenosha than I expected at 158 and 39th on the south side of the street. If I was local, I wouldn't like this place because the parking lot touches a main street and is very visible...if someone saw your car was parked there, it means you are there..as opposed to amps in strip malls....

I tried posting this last night. I don't know what happened. I'm a long time lurker on this board and participant on other boards under other names. After reading R&T's posting about the AMP in Kenosha, I decided to do a drive by just for satisfying my curiosity. I headed west out on 158 to 39th, missed it, turned around, and found it. On the east side of the building at the first window was a guy, wearing a Packers jacket, trying to look through closed horizontal blinds with his hands cupped over his eyes. He was driving a white SUV. A woman was sitting directly under the window facing the same direction and probably didn't know he was there.

Is this guy stupid, crazy or what?

Never knew about this place until recent post. Reports are accurate, parking is very open and obvious. Got masssage from Tina, maybe mid to late 30s, good looking girl.

Asked for hard massage which was actually very good on shoulders and spine. Took some convincing to get her to lose the clothes for the typical finish. Bit of an upsell after the deed was not successful on her part. Typical amp experience with no shower offered.

She said her 'mother' was on vacation, whatever that means. Another girl showed up after my appointment started, but did not get a look.

Haven't gone to Texas Jays in a couple of years because the last time I was there the dancers were marginal and they still had the stupid railing that the girls stayed behind for the private dances. Dropped in recently and the place has really changed, most notibly in that there is now a "vip" room for the lap dances. Totally separate from the rest of the club, with little booths for your privacy. Big improvement, and my lapper was better than expected. The girls that were on while I was there were cute and took care of themselves. Definately worth a trip back in my book.

Mr. Goodbar:

I haven't been there in about 2 years. Last time there, it was strictly air dances. What can be expected grindage wise? I know YMMV depending on the girl. They are pretty close to me so if good lappers are now available that would be great news.

Hick

As I said, my lapper was decent, not the best, but for this area (se wisconsin) it was par for the course. Check it out.

[QUOTE=Local Hick]Mr. Goodbar:

I haven't been there in about 2 years. Last time there, it was strictly air dances. What can be expected grindage wise? I know YMMV depending on the girl. They are pretty close to me so if good lappers are now available that would be great news.[/QUOTE]

I wasn't crusing (really) but drove through a section of town where you might expect to see a naughty girl if there was one in kenosha. She gave me the eye so I circled the trusty Taurus back and she came over and got in. Her name was A**, a little over weight but cute and we did the "you a cop? no, you a cop?" routine which immediately told me "hey, this girl didn't graduate from law school!"

I took her to the bat cave and we didnt discuss money or anything until there. She said I was her FIRST date ever... not likely but she gave a great bbbj and was very enthusiastic and she had a pretty good back story....

well I got her digits and called her and the phone actually worked then she actually called me back...

Round 2 the next day was about the same but I gave her the free cowpie pollup check during which she didn't object to...nice clean and tight...I'm gettin' married!

So anyway, she borrows my phone to call her "sister" which I can hear is a black dude and her dealer....she claimed it wasn't and kept the lie up until I dropped her off...

I've never seen this girl before and she isn't new to k town so maybe she doesn't walk much. She went to rehab before so she isn't new to the business... but the bottom line is she was 10 times better at her job and cuter than any of the Racine skank holes I've met...

She is now my steady girl...until she asks to borrow money which will probably be the next date or the one after.... then I'm back in retirement until I luck on something else....

On the Chicago board under massage parlors there is an article about VIP spa in Chicago, cops busted it and found the patrons were getting secretly videotaped and the film being sold on the internet and DVD's ...the suntimes article is better with one chick admitting that they sold them on the internet.... monger warning.....

[QUOTE=Rub & Tugged]On the Chicago board under massage parlors there is an article about VIP spa in Chicago, cops busted it and found the patrons were getting secretly videotaped and the film being sold on the internet and DVD's ...the suntimes article is better with one chick admitting that they sold them on the internet.... monger warning.....[/QUOTE]


Cool idea! There's a gal I've visited in Chicagoland who always had a laptop running in her room & I assumed she had a webcam hooked up to it. I've always wanted to see myself performing on the internet, so if you find one of these sites featuring mongers like me please post info here! If I had the time I'd set up a webcam in a hotel room & publish my activity. So many women.....so little time.

Craven Morewebporn

Last Saturday morning I found a local girl on quest. 18yo black girl who, a real BBW. .3 for F/S at her place. Good bbbj finished with an unenthusiastic f (bb was offered, but I passed for safety). She was clean and just looking to make a few $'s. Definately a good value.

Tonight found another girl on quest. Early 20's, white, red hair, thin. Again, .3 for F/S at my place. Met at Family Dollar on 22nd. I hosted this one. Again a decent bbbj and offered the bbf. On a SW scale she would be around an 7 (if she had just taken a shower today she could be an SW 8).

I have so far met 3 local girls on quest for this rate. I have felt much safer than the SW scene, of which there is none here anyway. The most interesting thing is all 3 offered me bbf, don't know what that's about...

The moral to my story is I have found quest to be a very worthwhile investment for me and can ALWAYS find someone in Milwaukee when I am there.

I know several of us in the area are looking for safer alternatives and this has been good on my wallet as well when compared an AMP or CL girl.

I see that one the USASG board sponsors is Fling, anyone sign up and give it try yet? Any success? Please tell.

Went and signed up with Quest, I'm going to see if I can get as lucky as 225 has.

Drove around the K-Town loop the other night, on top of not being very active the below freezing temps seem to be keeping the streets empty altogether. Cant wait until spring gets here!