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I stopped in the other day without an appointment and got a girl named Coco. Funny I was expecting an ebony girl. Coco is a white girl with long black silky hair. She carries an extra couple pounds but not much. She has amazing tits which she enjoyed having them played with and squeezed. She is a real sweetheart and didn't mind stripping down to her panties which came down also. Nice light touch massage with lots a teasing and the H. E. Was excellent. All the roaming I wanted also. After we finished she said repeat costumers get more on the menu. I will be back to find out. Paid for half hour and tipped. 60. Was very worth it. I've read lots of reviews here about Anita but I can never catch her there. Does anybody know how to get a hold of her?? Pm Me if you like.
I'm curious if anyone has had experience with this one.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/playboy-bunny/18491689[/URL]
Pics seem legit, although she is well traveled if they are. She's just ridiculously hot and possibly TGTBT, so I figured I'd ask first.
Dreamt about Mercedes last week and it was probably the most GFE dream ever. She was quite thin and a spinner except for her height. Says she needs to gain 10 pounds and that seemed about right to me. She is saving for a boob job; too bad because I like soft Bs and no talking her out of it. Recent arrest was for driving while suspended, so moved close to kid's school to avoid future issues. Highly recommended professional dream.
[QUOTE=SexScandal;2400490]I'm curious if anyone has had experience with this one.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/playboy-bunny/18491689[/URL]
Pics seem legit, although she is well traveled if they are. She's just ridiculously hot and possibly TGTBT, so I figured I'd ask first.[/QUOTE]As you can see the same set of photos are used all over the USA with different phones numbers and names when used, looks like they were taken from here.
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/tampa/832-770-0502/4/203009[/URL]
[QUOTE=SexScandal;2400490]I'm curious if anyone has had experience with this one.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/playboy-bunny/18491689[/URL]
Pics seem legit, although she is well traveled if they are. She's just ridiculously hot and possibly TGTBT, so I figured I'd ask first.[/QUOTE]TGTBT. No way she is that picture. TOFtT please. Becareful.
That does look way too good to be true. Let me know if you dive in!
[QUOTE=SexScandal;2400490]I'm curious if anyone has had experience with this one.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/playboy-bunny/18491689[/URL]
Pics seem legit, although she is well traveled if they are. She's just ridiculously hot and possibly TGTBT, so I figured I'd ask first.[/QUOTE]
Search her name, there are posts in this thread. Much higher than most mongers expected price range. She puts ads on Muskegon BP also.
[QUOTE=SexScandal;2400490]I'm curious if anyone has had experience with this one.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/playboy-bunny/18491689[/URL]
Pics seem legit, although she is well traveled if they are. She's just ridiculously hot and possibly TGTBT, so I figured I'd ask first.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ChewDog57;2401014]Search her name, there are posts in this thread. Much higher than most mongers expected price range. She puts ads on Muskegon BP also.[/QUOTE]Ouch. Glad you posted. Once again. A great picture. But the fantasy goes away.
[QUOTE=ChewDog57;2401014]Search her name, there are posts in this thread. Much higher than most mongers expected price range. She puts ads on Muskegon BP also.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I did the search, but the posts were old with dead links, so I couldn't be sure if those were for the same girl or a different one using the same name. And I hadn't remembered seeing those pics before.
Looks like no one's gotten past the rate, which is understandable. Too bad.
[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2400841]As you can see the same set of photos are used all over the USA with different phones numbers and names when used, looks like they were taken from here.
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/tampa/832-770-0502/4/203009[/URL][/QUOTE]Hmmm, that link did not pop up on my Google Images search. As for the numbers, I wasn't sure how much these ladies burn through phones. It seems possible that some of the smarter ones might want a number with a local area code for wherever they go, so it various numbers seemed somewhat feasible.
That link, though, convinces me and makes me sad.
Originally Posted in San Diego.
Quote Originally Posted by Bwetfan.
I'm starting to think that just about anybody that says "down to earth" is going to suck (in a bad sense, not a using their mouth sense).
On the same note, long ago when I started the hobby, I was doing a little research and had stumbled upon a write up somewhere and I had saved it. I still use it for reference. Helps me decode the ads better.
Apologies in advance for the long ass post.
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, [URL]myredbook.com[/URL]'s pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.
[QUOTE=Donntee;2401794]Originally Posted in San Diego.
Quote Originally Posted by Bwetfan.
I'm starting to think that just about anybody that says "down to earth" is going to suck (in a bad sense, not a using their mouth sense).
On the same note, long ago when I started the hobby, I was doing a little research and had stumbled upon a write up somewhere and I had saved it. I still use it for reference. Helps me decode the ads better.
Apologies in advance for the long ass post.
Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, [URL]myredbook.com[/URL]'s pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]Very good. Quite a bit of truth in there makes it funny.
[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/baby-let-me-keep-you-companyopen-till-9pm/18410711[/URL]
Can anyone direct me to a review on her? I havn't seen her post for that long, and a few, slight red flags are hinted, but seems to be pretty hot to me. Havn't found anything on limited searching.
[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2401910]Very good. Quite a bit of truth in there makes it funny.[/QUOTE]This is a fun. And accurate -post. Thanks!