Kison

[QUOTE=HornyBoy13;3594873]Does she turn 50?[/QUOTE]No, Horny Boy, she didn't!

What happened with her last week.

All my appointments with her, she's was always on time 100%, a few time we had to readjust the appointment to accommodate her schedule at times mines not more then 30 minutes, and I always get the full hour.

Last week Friday we finish in 30 minutes, she left for the room then returned and mentions to me a walk in asking for her, sounded like the guy was hot for her big time, told her give me my thing I'll dress in the shower and leave, she replied nooo, again nooo, I said yesss, yesss, said she don't want to short him time, I said use my 30 minutes and another 15 minutes and your next client wait 10 minutes, but make sure he understands up front.

Then she said get your fat ass on the bed you need a good massage you look like shit after that 30 minutes (end of story) poor guy hope he makes an appointment the next time.
She's booked up most of the time, I always make an appointment way ahead

[QUOTE=OneShort;3597409]What happened with her last week.

All my appointments with her, she's was always on time 100%, a few time we had to readjust the appointment to accommodate her schedule at times mines not more then 30 minutes, and I always get the full hour.

Last week Friday we finish in 30 minutes, she left for the room then returned and mentions to me a walk in asking for her, sounded like the guy was hot for her big time, told her give me my thing I'll dress in the shower and leave, she replied nooo, again nooo, I said yesss, yesss, said she don't want to short him time, I said use my 30 minutes and another 15 minutes and your next client wait 10 minutes, but make sure he understands up front.

Then she said get your fat ass on the bed you need a good massage you look like shit after that 30 minutes (end of story) poor guy hope he makes an appointment the next time.
She's booked up most of the time, I always make an appointment way ahead[/QUOTE]Prior to the above appointment, I rang the door bell, hidden away from the door, Chanel came to the door, who's that, oh you, handsome boy, pretty boy, you still cute, etc. Long time no see, how you, (now I'm old, fat, and short, etc.).

How's your gang still making the rounds, she said bring them around like old times talk to the girls, well got one 6'1,200, good looking, well dressed guy, girls always eye him up first, so some time we no bring him, leave in the bar and dig out (Chanel know him well) any way they all get gf problems, wife problems, finance problems, tax problems, dead or in the can, at one we were in the monies and the good times, with an unlimited expenses account representing Japan clients. Chanel wanted to talk and catch up on them.

Time for my appointment with the golden egg (Paula) told Chanel better not knock or I shoot down her ceiling LOL, private joke, Paula always say wow lots, lots, lots.

Well so much for Chanel.

Goddam the English in here is embarrassing.

WTF, who you referring to, your's the shits too.

[QUOTE=Tyrus;3597484]Goddam the English in here is embarrassing.[/QUOTE]

Short, read your report, nothing wrong, what this high class guy talking about, and chanel don't look good, guys trying to get her, me too.

[QUOTE=Tyrus;3597484]Goddam the English in here is embarrassing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tyrus;3597484]Goddam the English in here is embarrassing.[/QUOTE]No ack, Jack!

[QUOTE=Tyrus;3597484]Goddam the English in here is embarrassing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OneShort;3597491]WTF, who you referring to, your's the shits too.[/QUOTE]I would say it is more atrocious, than embarrassing. However, that is a part of living in Hawaii.

[QUOTE=MondoBadfoot;3596885]No, Horny Boy, she didn't![/QUOTE] H boy Not yet, she said I turn 50. mondo is 55.

[QUOTE=JohnRoss;3597541]I would say it is more atrocious, than embarrassing. However, that is a part of living in Hawaii.[/QUOTE]He no under the hawaiian english.

[QUOTE=Tyrus;3597484]Goddam the English in here is embarrassing.[/QUOTE]Most of the grammar or spelling mistakes are the result of people using their phone to post. We are not getting graded on our grammar so it is of little consequence if we make mistakes.

[QUOTE=OneShort;3597802]He no under the hawaiian english.[/QUOTE]That fo sure bruddah! I luv read your pidgin posts. Make me cracking up and laugh because the way you say is real kine feeling and so the kine funny bra. Please because, keep write like that.

Writing Pidgin is not an easy task. One needs to smart to write pidgin and keep it funny. I commend the pidgin writers, I would assume he is a retired lawyer or doctor or even an accountant or engineer. Definaltely not a politician.

What is interesting is the English language is ass backwards as other languages with the exception of Chinese. Reading short ones stories brings back great memories of Rap Replinger and Frank DeLima to the present the Brahdas. Adjective before noun or is it noun before adjective.

Why does English have to be backwards. Remember also for most providers English is a second language so pidgin is what they speak, just like my great great grandparents.

Much Mahalos are for the backing bra da for the bra da s

[QUOTE=Raiden;3598070]That fo sure bruddah! I luv read your pidgin posts. Make me cracking up and laugh because the way you say is real kine feeling and so the kine funny bra. Please because, keep write like that.[/QUOTE]

Ing, appears you one intelligent guy, mahalos, couldn't have said it more badda.

Hope that plick understands that LOL 😂.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Ingwa;3597888]Most of the grammar or spelling mistakes are the result of people using their phone to post. We are not getting graded on our grammar so it is of little consequence if we make mistakes.[/QUOTE]