Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MrDerp;3510771]In a few weeks I'll be staying a Laurel for a few days. Wondering what's out there. I'm not interested in AMP's, nor am I interested in FS. I just want an independent provider who I can talk to that gives a good massage and HE.

I'm interested in Roxanne, does anybody have any experience with her?

[URL]http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/limited-by-popular-demand-36ddd-curvy-kardashian-type-persian-princess/29960223[/URL]

Or how about Elaine / Vicky?

[URL]http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/soothing-hands-in-greenbelt-md/34840393[/URL]

Anyhow, I appreciate any recommendations I can get.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Elaine / Vicky are really Ellis Express Accupressure. I've seen Vicky once and had a good time. There are plenty of reviews and comments in the PG thread in the MD forum. You can also consult Rubmaps, which is linked here on USASG.

What was the damage?

[QUOTE=BobDingle10;3511152]Long term patron of Roxanne here. Nice massage, perfect huge rack. Good massage. Never opted for the HE. I always go all the way with her. But if you want to stop at HE I'm sure you'll be fine. But extras are available.[/QUOTE]

Long time monger from Tennessee. I have been doing my research and going to try to prove the board that maybe DC is not dead yet. I Definitely realize that Tyson and Greenbelt is the new relocation. However like most on the board, I too reminisce about the good ole days, and I am lazy and do not wish to travel far. ! In my past, I spent much time in DC, but now retired. I am around for ten days and will be exploring. I will be reporting discretely, so PM me if you desire more details. So far I am checking: 8, 13, M, W, and C. Please let me know if I should be more discrete, as this is not my local board. I do not want to be the rotten apple in the cart, just trying to share.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;3511632]What was the damage?[/QUOTE]I get $.20 for everything. But I'm an old friend at this point.

But it should be in that neighborhood.

Well, 8th street is a bust. And I did dream about 13th street. Great beginning. Mama san greeted me with warm words. Said very good masseuse would be in room to take care of me. GOOD sign. Then entered the good girl. Blue jeans and full t shirt. Wow. Talk about straight. Ok so everyone is on point with DC is dead. Like I said 8th st is also a no go. I still have C and D to try out. But I may be working to Tyson / Greenbelt soon. Will update as I waste my money. LOL. Have fun. Hope the board benefits.

[QUOTE=Biminitn;3513641]Ok so everyone is on point with DC is dead...Will update as I waste my money. LOL. Have fun. Hope the board benefits.[/QUOTE]We could have told you so. Actually, we probably did. It sounds like you haven't been in DC for a while. It has changed in ways you probably couldn't imagine and among those ways is that AMPs no longer operate in the District. Even when it comes to Tysons your menu will be very limited.

[QUOTE=Biminitn;3513641]Well, 8th street is a bust. And I did dream about 13th street. Great beginning. Mama san greeted me with warm words. Said very good masseuse would be in room to take care of me. GOOD sign. Then entered the good girl. Blue jeans and full t shirt. Wow. Talk about straight. Ok so everyone is on point with DC is dead. Like I said 8th st is also a no go. I still have C and D to try out. But I may be working to Tyson / Greenbelt soon. Will update as I waste my money. LOL. Have fun. Hope the board benefits.[/QUOTE]Or out to the suburbs. I used to stay in DC proper when I come to town. I fancy the HOtel George or Residence inn near 3rd and C streets. But now, I stay out in NOVA or up in MD so I can get to some fun areas without much of a drive. DC and even tysons is dead Unless you go for a private incall provider.

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/paris-in-dc-real-pics-incall-limited-availability/35675103[/URL]

This girl is real. Pictures are totally accurate. For the price it was not enough activities for me, but she was super hot and very friendly. Only minor mutual touching and a happy ending after a light, nice rub. Would not repeat unless more was on the table for the price -- and it is not.

LTM.

Some of the AAMP providers have rates listed as GFE and GFE+. Anyone know what the difference between services is?

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/college-students-asian-experience-japanese-1st-day-nuru-massage-21/35883703[/URL]

Anyone tried this spa?

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-girl-grand-opening-art-massage-private-room/32094033[/URL]

I experienced this joint last week; I needed a strong massage after helping a friend move apartments this week. It was. 6 for a 30 min session and near my commute. The location is a basement level AMP right off of 13th St NW. It was a promising when I walked there. I was greeted by one asian lady (mid 30's) who also was my masseuse. She brought me to a "private room" which she kept the door cracked open. She kept going in and out during our session with no apology or explanation. The only pro was that she gave a very hard massage, like I felt everything cracking. I was feeling her up a bit here and there without her paying much heed or trying to stop me. When it came down to the flip and I was a bit hopeful as I turned around. Unfortunately she barely paid any attention to junior and covered him in a towel. It was really quite bland after that with zero teasing. I tipped her. 1 as I left, and she gave me a "punch card" that said my 10th visit was free.

So yeah, just therapeutic.

[QUOTE=CoolKent1982;3537087][URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/college-students-asian-experience-japanese-1st-day-nuru-massage-21/35883703[/URL]

Anyone tried this spa?[/QUOTE]Someone needs to tell this spa that they inviting themselves into a huge lawsuit. "No blacks, sorry!" What are they thinking? You cannot discriminate any nationality in a public building, on federal land, in the heart of Washington DC. If this spa is reported, they will either change this practice or someone will close them down.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Propilot;3544690]Someone needs to tell this spa that they inviting themselves into a huge lawsuit. "No blacks, sorry!" What are they thinking? You cannot discriminate any nationality in a public building, on federal land, in the heart of Washington DC. If this spa is reported, they will either change this practice or someone will close them down.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]It's always best to keep a low profile, however given the nature of the hobby there are not really inspectors checking the heights of railings etc. Many providers have preferences these days. I'm more of a libertarian and I tend to think people get to make there own choices. I would imagine that you are free to take your business to places you approve of. Haha actually let's keep the bureaucrats out of the hobby.

[QUOTE=Propilot;3544690]Someone needs to tell this spa that they inviting themselves into a huge lawsuit. "No blacks, sorry!" What are they thinking? You cannot discriminate any nationality in a public building, on federal land, in the heart of Washington DC. If this spa is reported, they will either change this practice or someone will close them down.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]I just clicked on the ad and it didn't say anything about blacks. The only "no" in the ad as it's currently worded refers to FS.

[QUOTE=CoolKent1982;3537087][URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/college-students-asian-experience-japanese-1st-day-nuru-massage-21/35883703[/URL]

Anyone tried this spa?[/QUOTE]This might be a LE. Why do they mention about FS in the ads?