Massage Parlor Reports

Having driven long distances on Saturday, I decided to drop in to Ocean Spa for a nice stress-relieving massage. I was greeted by Crystal and shown to a room. I noticed another customers hat, glasses, and watch were in the room. After waiting about 20 minutes, a different girl named Heather, very cute early 30's and I was very into her looks, came to get the items and said 2 minutes. 5 minutes later, she came to get me and had me move to a different room. I opted for a scrubbing which was perfunctory but did pay attention to certain places.

Back in the room, she gave me a decent medium massage even though it was softer than I like. I noticed that she would cough every now and then, which was the first warning. I drifted off to sleep and dreamed I started thinking with a smaller head. $. 6 flew away and her clothes fell off. Then, things started to go wrong. I wanted to nibble her upper assets but she stopped me and refused to do let me do anything at all until my hat was on. This was the second warning. Even though I had just started to enjoy myself, she quickly moved to speaking French to me, but in a half-hearted manner. Having a bit of a fetish for dining at the why, I asked her to let me reciprocate. At first she discouraged me saying she had oiled things up but eventually moved into position. But, every time I tried to engage her, she shifted around or moved away. When I triend to reposition her, she jumped like I had stuck her with fork. It was very off-putting and I was not having a good time and things just weren't happening. She later said that she get's sick eaily and didn't like to be touched. I expressed that I should probably have asked for Crystal who always does a good job. She said that if we had a hand shake. 4 would reappear (that is $ for her conversation and the handshake and. 2 for my highly abortive attempts at dining at the Y). I agreed as an attempt to salvage the visit but she was now defensive and it was just awkward and unpleasant.

As things got more unpleasant, I woke up with a started and decided to writing the night off as misadventure. The. 4 was in my pocket and I dressed to leave. Just after walking out the door, I noticed my wallet was missing. I came in and called out and Heather showed up with my wallet. I gratefully accepted it and turned to go, but looked in it and noticed that the extra. 2 I had was now missing. This led to a very unpleasant conversation.

While I can't speak for anyone else's experience or any of the other attendants, I cannot recommend Ocean Spa any more and highly recommend avoiding Heather due to her poor performance and the disappearing. 2. If I ever return to Ocean, which I seriously doubt will happen, I will only see Crystal. It seems every other attendant there, with the exception of Anna, has been problematic to put it nicely.

Stay safe out there.

I saw that the OPEN sign was on for this place (which had been closed for a couple of months) on a Monday morning so I stopped in. Was greeted by Sophia. Early 40's, tall and a decent body for someone older, she wore shorts and a t-shirt. Paid the $ . 7 house fee and off to the room. No TS was offered or mentioned so it was face down right off the bat. She then started a pretty OK massage for about 30 minutes and I was off to dreamland, with a towel over whole body, then removed for a regular massage. She was a little heavy on the oil / lotion for my taste but cleaned off with hot towels. No teasing at all but things weren't hurried either and though I wasn't that attracted to her, she was pleasant and friendly enough, speaking good english.

On the flip. Got totally draped in a towel again from top to bottom. Massaged my face, chest, arms and then each leg, leaving rest of the body covered except what she was putting oil / lotion on. Right before the last leg, she got interrupted by someone coming in (she said the other girl hadn't come in yet) but came right back in and I dreamed she finally started to pay attention to junior with only a nod of encouragement from me. Clothes stayed on the whole time and OTC roaming was allowed. HE was pretty ok but things weren't quite getting there, so she explored with one of her digits and that finally lead to a happy result. I tipped her $ . 5 only for the extra exploration at the end.

Not sure what to make of this place. She said that they closed because it was a new owner and they had to "get licenses with the government". I've had the wide range of experiences there, from a very hesitant BBBJ over 2 years ago to fun FS to a reluctant HJ so it may just depend on who is working. Will repeat in a pinch because I'm nearby but not at the top of my list. YMMV.

[QUOTE=ElAgua;3164603]... As usual, Kims never fails to disappoint.[/QUOTE]Reading that statement as is would indicate that you [B]WERE[/B] disappointed with the girl at Kim's! In my personal experience, being [U]DIS[/U]appointed at Kim's would be extremely [B]unusual[/B], as I have never walked out of there with anything less than a stellar visit. I would have to say that it's right near the top of my favorite places (for the price. . . Which is higher than I would like) and certainly one of the most dependable, as far as looks, services, and skills of the talent.

If you were, in fact, disappointed (particularly if you find that as a 'usual' experience), additional info on the girl would be good to know. Thanks.

So first & foremost I'd like to say thank you to those of you who tried to defend me. As most of you may or may not know, we, as providers, do look at these reviews in order to make ourselves better or give extra appreciation to extra special clients, which you PhatDaddy will be getting. *WinkWink*.

Also, as many of you may already know from experience, I LOVE what I do.

If for any reason you got less than an amazing experience with me, you were probably less than amazing yourself. (BTW I remember EVERY client from the day in question & the douche who complained is either a fake or the little guy who I actually gave extra work to but he felt it was my fault that he didn't work for more than 4 minutes. Extra Time is NOT an upsell. I'm just that damn good!

That said, guys please keep in mind when you come to see us ladies that the same way you don't like funky smells and dirty hands we don't either. Anyhow, for those of you who don't have a negotiation issue (we don't negotiate here) I am available M, W, F 9 a-3 p. My rates are $. 40 for. 5 hr mutual & $. 60.5 hr complete. I don't BS & I don't upsell. Think of me as that h0 rnee house wife who doesn't get her plumbing done. LOL. I need it as much as you. Hope this helps for those of you who are curious. Still want to see me? PM me for a discount code. XOXO. Hope to see you in your dreams soon.

[QUOTE=PhatDaddy;3155694]It is only fair that they can see the reviews, after all they can not change anything if they can not see the reviews. Much like anywhere anybody goes that has service. FYI this is a public site and anybody is free to see what any if us write. After all Nina's has there own account on here, as well as any provider if they wanted could sign up for an account. So me showing a provider is not a big deal at all. As for the Upsell, the first one is a fact and it got addressed by Nina and the client that it was unacceptable, then somebody else came along and wrote another review. About a provider I just saw and had no Upsell. Makes me wonder if he was calling it an Upsell and wanted more time or a paricular service that's all.[/QUOTE]

That was a brain fart. Meant to say never fails to impress.

[QUOTE=MrBill469;3165438]Reading that statement as is would indicate that you [B]WERE[/B] disappointed with the girl at Kim's! In my personal experience, being [U]DIS[/U]appointed at Kim's would be extremely [B]unusual[/B], as I have never walked out of there with anything less than a stellar visit. I would have to say that it's right near the top of my favorite places (for the price. . . Which is higher than I would like) and certainly one of the most dependable, as far as looks, services, and skills of the talent.

If you were, in fact, disappointed (particularly if you find that as a 'usual' experience), additional info on the girl would be good to know. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AngieRose09;3165855]So first & foremost I'd like to say thank you to those of you who tried to defend me. As most of you may or may not know, we, as providers, do look at these reviews in order to make ourselves better or give extra appreciation to extra special clients, which you PhatDaddy will be getting. *WinkWink*.

Also, as many of you may already know from experience, I LOVE what I do.

If for any reason you got less than an amazing experience with me, you were probably less than amazing yourself. (BTW I remember EVERY client from the day in question & the douche who complained is either a fake or the little guy who I actually gave extra work to but he felt it was my fault that he didn't work for more than 4 minutes. Extra Time is NOT an upsell. I'm just that damn good!

That said, guys please keep in mind when you come to see us ladies that the same way you don't like funky smells and dirty hands we don't either. Anyhow, for those of you who don't have a negotiation issue (we don't negotiate here) I am available M, W, F 9 a-3 p. My rates are $. 40 for. 5 hr mutual & $. 60.5 hr complete. I don't BS & I don't upsell. Think of me as that h0 rnee house wife who doesn't get her plumbing done. LOL. I need it as much as you. Hope this helps for those of you who are curious. Still want to see me? PM me for a discount code. XOXO. Hope to see you in your dreams soon.[/QUOTE]Well that's something to share.

As I'm leaving my work last week I've already heard about a place that just opened in Tampa "Nina's Oils" so I decided to check it out because I've been before at The Ritz and Gemini many times. So I drove up there. Someone said before that the place is trashed and full of drugs I didn't believe because I thought they just opened and I had to check it out myself.

NEVER EVER EVER.

1st I have a lot self respect and just by touching anything at that shop you could possibly catch something besides while you walking from your car to the shop there is I believe a beauty salon or something like that and yes ALL EYES ON YOU!

2nd I can't believe what I saw there. I remember girl Angie when she was at the ritz:

Upscale. Yes!!

Service. Not even 2 out of 10.

Looks - 😂128514;128514;.

And there was also another girl with her but I can't remember her name and them two been known for using drugs and many many other things. Both of them looked so skinny and sick.

Place looks just awful so as my understanding what people are talking about Nina's Oil is a 100% true.

I literally ran out washed my hands with sanitizer about 5-6 times, went to Gemini, saw Carmen and left a very happy man.

[QUOTE=ElAgua;3166575]That was a brain fart. Meant to say never fails to impress.[/QUOTE]What's the rates for Kim's?

[QUOTE=AngieRose09;3165855]So first & foremost I'd like to say thank you to those of you who tried to defend me. As most of you may or may not know, we, as providers, do look at these reviews in order to make ourselves better or give extra appreciation to extra special clients, which you PhatDaddy will be getting. *WinkWink*.

Also, as many of you may already know from experience, I LOVE what I do.

If for any reason you got less than an amazing experience with me, you were probably less than amazing yourself. (BTW I remember EVERY client from the day in question & the douche who complained is either a fake or the little guy who I actually gave extra work to but he felt it was my fault that he didn't work for more than 4 minutes. Extra Time is NOT an upsell. I'm just that damn good!

That said, guys please keep in mind when you come to see us ladies that the same way you don't like funky smells and dirty hands we don't either. Anyhow, for those of you who don't have a negotiation issue (we don't negotiate here) I am available M, W, F 9 a-3 p. My rates are $. 40 for. 5 hr mutual & $. 60.5 hr complete. I don't BS & I don't upsell. Think of me as that h0 rnee house wife who doesn't get her plumbing done. LOL. I need it as much as you. Hope this helps for those of you who are curious. Still want to see me? PM me for a discount code. XOXO. Hope to see you in your dreams soon.[/QUOTE]My apologies.

I MEANT SHE IS UPSALE because that's exactly how she was along with horrible service when I by HUGE mistake saw her at The Ritz.

[QUOTE=DeuceBigalow;3168069]Well that's something to share.

As I'm leaving my work last week I've already heard about a place that just opened in Tampa "Nina's Oils" so I decided to check it out because I've been before at The Ritz and Gemini many times. So I drove up there. Someone said before that the place is trashed and full of drugs I didn't believe because I thought they just opened and I had to check it out myself.

NEVER EVER EVER.

1st I have a lot self respect and just by touching anything at that shop you could possibly catch something besides while you walking from your car to the shop there is I believe a beauty salon or something like that and yes ALL EYES ON YOU!

2nd I can't believe what I saw there. I remember girl Angie when she was at the ritz:

Upscale. Yes!!

Service. Not even 2 out of 10.

Looks - 😂128514;128514;.

And there was also another girl with her but I can't remember her name and them two been known for using drugs and many many other things. Both of them looked so skinny and sick.

Place looks just awful so as my understanding what people are talking about Nina's Oil is a 100% true.

I literally ran out washed my hands with sanitizer about 5-6 times, went to Gemini, saw Carmen and left a very happy man.[/QUOTE]Well I can not speak for what you saw. There is a salon next door and you could get a weird feeling walking into Nina's while the salon is open, but I have been to the place twice and did not see anything dirty. The place was very clean. On my first visit I was disappointed by an attendant named Mia with up sell BS, but the second time there was nice and I got what I paid for. As for going to Gemini and being satisfied I say HMMMMM because I have been there and got nothing but up sell but I guess everyone has a story.

[QUOTE=TManXX71;3168556]Well I can not speak for what you saw. There is a salon next door and you could get a weird feeling walking into Nina's while the salon is open, but I have been to the place twice and did not see anything dirty. The place was very clean. On my first visit I was disappointed by an attendant named Mia with up sell BS, but the second time there was nice and I got what I paid for. As for going to Gemini and being satisfied I say HMMMMM because I have been there and got nothing but up sell but I guess everyone has a story.[/QUOTE]As I previously posted, I attended Nina's Oils and they place was very very clean, Nina was awesome and no up sell. Gemini, I have seen Carmen there, while she was good and I enjoyed my visit I definitely overpaid. Gemini, again imo, was in much worse condition than Nina's. I also ALWAYS try to use the backdoor to AVOID the eyes. I was fine, simply knocked, waited maybe 30 secs MAX, and boom inside.

Told Nina I read the reviews here and definitely had to try out the establishment, very easy friendly, no hassle and amazing experience. I hope you give them another try, and sorry for your experience.

[QUOTE=TManXX71;3168556]Well I can not speak for what you saw. There is a salon next door and you could get a weird feeling walking into Nina's while the salon is open, but I have been to the place twice and did not see anything dirty. The place was very clean. On my first visit I was disappointed by an attendant named Mia with up sell BS, but the second time there was nice and I got what I paid for. As for going to Gemini and being satisfied I say HMMMMM because I have been there and got nothing but up sell but I guess everyone has a story.[/QUOTE]I guess I went at the wrong time and they were leaving and the new girls were coming but place was very unattractive, maybe I feel that way about Nina's shop because I saw two girls who was obviously on drugs and have a horrible reputation. Sorry but not sorry. Well about Gemini, I only see Carmen because of a great connection between us and there was no upsale with her because we have a long time relationship and financial underpinning.

I can assure you that we adhere to very strict sanitation standards and have a brand new facility. We also administer random drug test to all of the attendants to ensure a safe and clean environment. We are next to a salon and do sell Oils candles and bath supplies to the general public so there should be no concerns with frequenting our establishment. I hope that your concerns are genuine but I did notice that two of your other 3 total post are related to another studio of which I was once a member. We always welcome feedback but I must say that I find some of your concerns questionable.

[QUOTE=DeuceBigalow;3168069]Well that's something to share.

As I'm leaving my work last week I've already heard about a place that just opened in Tampa "Nina's Oils" so I decided to check it out because I've been before at The Ritz and Gemini many times. So I drove up there. Someone said before that the place is trashed and full of drugs I didn't believe because I thought they just opened and I had to check it out myself.

NEVER EVER EVER.

1st I have a lot self respect and just by touching anything at that shop you could possibly catch something besides while you walking from your car to the shop there is I believe a beauty salon or something like that and yes ALL EYES ON YOU!

2nd I can't believe what I saw there. I remember girl Angie when she was at the ritz:

Upscale. Yes!!

Service. Not even 2 out of 10.

Looks - 😂128514;128514;.

And there was also another girl with her but I can't remember her name and them two been known for using drugs and many many other things. Both of them looked so skinny and sick.

Place looks just awful so as my understanding what people are talking about Nina's Oil is a 100% true.

I literally ran out washed my hands with sanitizer about 5-6 times, went to Gemini, saw Carmen and left a very happy man.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeuceBigalow;3168069]Well that's something to share.

As I'm leaving my work last week I've already heard about a place that just opened in Tampa "Nina's Oils" so I decided to check it out because I've been before at The Ritz and Gemini many times. So I drove up there. Someone said before that the place is trashed and full of drugs I didn't believe because I thought they just opened and I had to check it out myself.

NEVER EVER EVER.

1st I have a lot self respect and just by touching anything at that shop you could possibly catch something besides while you walking from your car to the shop there is I believe a beauty salon or something like that and yes ALL EYES ON YOU!

2nd I can't believe what I saw there. I remember girl Angie when she was at the ritz:

Upscale. Yes!!

Service. Not even 2 out of 10.

Looks - 😂128514;128514;.

And there was also another girl with her but I can't remember her name and them two been known for using drugs and many many other things. Both of them looked so skinny and sick.

Place looks just awful so as my understanding what people are talking about Nina's Oil is a 100% true.

I literally ran out washed my hands with sanitizer about 5-6 times, went to Gemini, saw Carmen and left a very happy man.[/QUOTE]So I was planning on checking Nina's oils out. Other people have not reported same situation as you. I am wondering if you are just a competitor? I will probably still go checkout Nina's.

[QUOTE=TantraMan0607;3168650]As I previously posted, I attended Nina's Oils and they place was very very clean, Nina was awesome and no up sell. Gemini, I have seen Carmen there, while she was good and I enjoyed my visit I definitely overpaid. Gemini, again imo, was in much worse condition than Nina's. I also ALWAYS try to use the backdoor to AVOID the eyes. I was fine, simply knocked, waited maybe 30 secs MAX, and boom inside.

Told Nina I read the reviews here and definitely had to try out the establishment, very easy friendly, no hassle and amazing experience. I hope you give them another try, and sorry for your experience.[/QUOTE]I have given them another try as I stated in my post. My second experience was what the first one should have been like.

[QUOTE=RstyBaron;3163083]This place in Brandon is a legit massage parlor. On the sign it is called Pure Massage. . 60 for an hour, decent massage, overpriced. No extras.[/QUOTE]AMPs in Brandon are mostly just massage only. Most of therapists are older and not sexy outfit at all. Self service is allowed but that's about it.