Candy Massage In Candyland
Wow. If you think you know Candy / Candyland, think again.
The reviews told me that she is just what I crave: busty MILF with a legit massage setup and who not only has a malfunction in her gag reflex but who also likes to taste parts of a man's anatomy that most SPs wouldn't even consider.
She was warm and friendly on the phone. Her building was professional and inviting. I walked into her suite.
And was greeted by a prime MILF-type Pamela Anderson lookalike. String black tee and jean shorts. BUSTY. Blonde. Beautiful. Middle-aged, but in that youthful, sultry way. Just enough hints of age to say that she's beyond the bullshit that plagues younger beauties. So anything goes.
She was almost TOO hot for me. I tend to like my MILFs a little on the ugly side so I can relax and not worry that their beauty keeps them distant and unengaged.
Not a problem with Candy.
I told her she is not what I expected. That she was a lot hotter. She told me that she lost a few pounds and submitted to a fantastic hairdressing session. She looked like something out of your wildest Brazzers fantasy. Her performance only enhanced that impression.
Her back rub and conversation were so hot. Then she got progressively naughtier with her hands. And her mouth.
I was on my back when her tongue reached its first stop. I convulsed, offered worshipful thanks, and did everything I could to hold off for the sword-swallowing act I came to see.
She didn't disappoint there either on the flip. She should wear a t-shirt that says, "What's a gag reflex?
My only quibble is that while she hungrily devoured my hole and my poke, she didn't want any milk in her mouth. Normally I'd be annoyed. But everything else was so fucking hot that I am writing this glowing review.
She is super MILF hot, non-judgmental, and naught. Her willingness to rim me into catatonia makes up for her not wanting milk with my cookies.
I will be back for more.
The last time I gushed about a provider like this (under a different USG handle) it boosted her rep so much that she was able to quadruple her prices. I hate to destroy another good deal. But Candy is definitely worth her current prices. If demand increases and she gets to raise, she deserves it.
Do yourself a favor, however. You're now informed. Act on it now. If this woman is unworthy, her prices will continue to reflect that fact even if my review causes a temporary spike. But if I were you, I wouldn't wait.
[blue]Before all you douchebags start quoting this and calling it fake, it might be but the user name was registered months ago and chicks usually don't do that.
If you think it's a selfie then add the user to your ignore list, otherwise leave it alone or take it to the Rat Trap.
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Big booty snowbunnii, not for everyone, or anyone
Well, I actually already reviewed her once before, but since that review, I have seen her at least 2 or 3 other times. In case people don't feel like searching for that review, I'll just say this: don't expect GFE whatsoever. Don't expect lots of different positions, don't expect a BJ or headache relief, I mean. Hell, there's not really much to expect to be honest! She is very quiet when you meet her, and by quiet I mean she will greet you, ask you for the donation before entering the room, and she may say goodbye on your way out. No sounds, no moans, no talking unless you talk to her. She is very down to business, and is a definite clock watcher. The last time I saw her, she told me "you have a minute left". I've never been told that before, or at least I've heard the "are you almost finished?" line that we all hate. To be honest, I really don't recommend anyone to go see her, and I'm wondering if I should have posted this in the Negative reviews or Ripoff reports, because you probably won't get much of anything you're expecting.
You're probably asking yourself, "So why did you go see her, multiple times at that? Seems like a waste to me". Why did I see her? Simply put, she has a lot of ass LOL. That, and the fact that it was so bad the first time, that I figured she couldn't actually be that horrendous all the time, maybe it was an off day or something. So, to test that hypothesis, I had to check and check again. And you know what. I proved myself wrong LOL. She really is bad. Don't expect her to be all done up when you open the door either, she was in some fairly ho-hum clothing, nothing to turn anyone on. This is what happens: You walk in, awkward greeting, asks for donation, she drops her pants and gets into K9 position on the mattress on the floor, you get your soldier to salute manually, you may get lucky enough to get a very slow CBJ to help you put the hat on, you pound at her as she sits there quiet as a mouse or checks her phone as you pummel away, she may do mish, you might get lucky if she gets on top, hopefully you release, awkward farewell, and you drive home wondering WTF just happened. However, with that said, the more I saw her, she did get a tad bit more talkative, and just a smidgeon more personable. But I think I figured out why she acts the way she does.
Apparently, she has a fianc. I'm assuming he's in jail or something. What it is, is that she only gives "the best" to her fianc. She said she doesn't do BJ, but she has given me some oral advice, at least just enough to get my soldier to salute. And that was covered. She even stated once "I only do that for my man" ("I'm your man for the next 15 minutes!" is what I should've said to that LOL). I asked her for reverse cowgirl, she said "I can't do that, I'm not a gymnast", but then said "I could probably do it with my fianc, but not right now". She was in CG at the time, which I might add, was another thing I had not experienced any time prior, and she was bouncing that ass, so I already know she could do it. She wouldn't let me touch / suck on her girls either, kept her shirt on the whole time. It didn't really bother me but just throwing that out there too.
The damage was 60 for QV. I asked her if she offered anything else the longer the session, and she said no. Go figure. If you're an optimist, the most positive things about her are: 1. The booty. 2. She is a down to business type, no games, no bs, you just put in work and get what you came for, well. If you came for just K9/ mish, and 3. The booty. But hey, maybe she just doesn't like me! Maybe she thinks I'm ugly or scum of the earth or something! So as always, YMMV. But, I doubt it.
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Thanks for the review tasha
[QUOTE=Disciple74;2404607]I paid a visit to a young lady named Tasha and was pleasantly surprised when she answered the door she looked just like her pics she was a very beautiful, clean, and easy going girl. Not only was she very skilled at what she does, she had an amazing body. I am so tired of girls who look nothing lime there pictures or who rooms are littered with drug paraphernalia and or there arms are bruised from needle marks so if you are looking for an attractive young lady who is actually what she appears to be in her pics then I highly recommend you give her a call! [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-amazing-headache-and-pressure-relief-in-kissimmee/9819729[/URL].[/QUOTE]Business a little slow?
Where to start here, she is goofy
[QUOTE=LucBelaire;2403758]Well, I actually already reviewed her once before, but since that review, I have seen her at least 2 or 3 other times. In case people don't feel like searching for that review, I'll just say this: don't expect GFE whatsoever. Don't expect lots of different positions, don't expect a BJ or headache relief, I mean. Hell, there's not really much to expect to be honest! She is very quiet when you meet her, and by quiet I mean she will greet you, ask you for the donation before entering the room, and she may say goodbye on your way out. No sounds, no moans, no talking unless you talk to her. She is very down to business, and is a definite clock watcher. The last time I saw her, she told me "you have a minute left". I've never been told that before, or at least I've heard the "are you almost finished?" line that we all hate. To be honest, I really don't recommend anyone to go see her, and I'm wondering if I should have posted this in the Negative reviews or Ripoff reports, because you probably won't get much of anything you're expecting.
You're probably asking yourself, "So why did you go see her, multiple times at that? Seems like a waste to me". Why did I see her? Simply put, she has a lot of ass LOL. That, and the fact that it was so bad the first time, that I figured she couldn't actually be that horrendous all the time, maybe it was an off day or something. So, to test that hypothesis, I had to check and check again. And you know what. I proved myself wrong LOL. She really is bad. Don't expect her to be all done up when you open the door either, she was in some fairly ho-hum clothing, nothing to turn anyone on. This is what happens: You walk in, awkward greeting, asks for donation, she drops her pants and gets into K9 position on the mattress on the floor, you get your soldier to salute manually, you may get lucky enough to get a very slow CBJ to help you put the hat on, you pound at her as she sits there quiet as a mouse or checks her phone as you pummel away, she may do mish, you might get lucky if she gets on top, hopefully you release, awkward farewell, and you drive home wondering WTF just happened. However, with that said, the more I saw her, she did get a tad bit more talkative, and just a smidgeon more personable. But I think I figured out why she acts the way she does.
Apparently, she has a fianc. I'm assuming he's in jail or something. What it is, is that she only gives "the best" to her fianc. She said she doesn't do BJ, but she has given me some oral advice, at least just enough to get my soldier to salute. And that was covered. She even stated once "I only do that for my man" ("I'm your man for the next 15 minutes!" is what I should've said to that LOL). I asked her for reverse cowgirl, she said "I can't do that, I'm not a gymnast", but then said "I could probably do it with my fianc, but not right now". She was in CG at the time, which I might add, was another thing I had not experienced any time prior, and she was bouncing that ass, so I already know she could do it. She wouldn't let me touch / suck on her girls either, kept her shirt on the whole time. It didn't really bother me but just throwing that out there too.
The damage was 60 for QV. I asked her if she offered anything else the longer the session, and she said no. Go figure. If you're an optimist, the most positive things about her are: 1. The booty. 2. She is a down to business type, no games, no bs, you just put in work and get what you came for, well. If you came for just K9/ mish, and 3. The booty. But hey, maybe she just doesn't like me! Maybe she thinks I'm ugly or scum of the earth or something! So as always, YMMV. But, I doubt it.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/big-booty-snowbunnii/10938162[/URL][/QUOTE]Everything you said was right, I said after 2 times, this goofy behavior is not a fluke here. Yeah she ain't a gymnast but a damn gymnast for the dope boy that gives her the street medicine though. Yeah she turns into Mary Lou Retton. Anyway, not to totally knock her. She got a nice ass, that is what got me interested in her. Oh yeah and the goofy glasses she got on. I put my hand on the bible. I have never seen a white girl with goofy glasses and a big ass. I had to see this in person man. Anyway, I am out.
