In the Right Place at the Right Time
There isn't much intel in this report but maybe a small lesson for our newest hobbyists. Take notes.
Yesterday afternoon, I was doing some holiday shopping in the new Austin center area south of Dayton. I won't say the name of the retail establishment, but it's a fairly busy store, especially this time of year. As I was browsing, minding my own, I hear a sweet voice behind me say, 'Excuse me sir, can I ask you an embarrassing question?' I turn around to see a mid-20's, above average looking young woman. She tells me she has a Kroger gift card with $8 on it and was hoping to trade it to me for $10 cash, needing gas or something to do with her kid. So, I look around, make small talk and ask her if she was there with anyone or alone. She tells me her son and boyfriend are waiting in the car and that she was so embarrassed to ask. Low and behold, we were relatively close to the public restrooms in the store, so after feeling her out a bit, I offered her a better solution. Two minutes later, we were in the men's room, my pants around my ankles and her mouth wrapped around jr. Not only was she great with BBBJ, before I was ready to finish, I had her bent over in the stall enjoying a rear view as she rocked back and forth all over me. We were only interrupted by one patron, not sure if he heard or noticed us or not. After I came all over her chest, I told her to keep the gift card and gave her a 20 for whatever she needed to begin with. She couldn't give me her number because she 'didn't want her bf to know'. True or not. Who cares.
If you haven't already, get started on your holiday shopping. Oh yeah, keep some cash on you to treat yourself if the opportunity knocks.
Capt.