2000-2004 Archived Reports

LoveLOS,

You are so right about having my head firmly and securely up my ass since my return from LOS/Cambo. Why can't I just step outside and select one or more hot, juicy and lovely poonie tangs to play hide the salami? Why do I have no desire to go street mongering for skanks? Why am I converting every purchase into Baht and getting pissed off having to pay 500 Baht for a burger, fries and a coke at my local watering hole -- and going home alone when finished? Hell! 600 Baht will buy me a bbbjtcim at Lolita's and I just blew 500 on a fuckin' burger that's giving me heart burn! Why am I tormenting my married friends with tales of my orgasmathons? Why is it that my only motivation to work is so that I can make enough money to return to SEA? When will it end? Woe is me!

BTW, congratulations on 500+ posts!


[b]SEA Roundtable Report[/b]

We enjoyed a delightful Korean BBQ dinner, where LL and XS took advantage of my LOS-addled brain to insinuate -- nay, insist -- that I'd taken a ladyboy, and have me now doubting myself, despite their claims of playful harassment. Afterward, XS bailed to count sheep and LL and I headed for yellower pastures.

I definitely needed a fix to get well and we ended up at Downtown. We'd previously agreed to swapping Mimi and Maya. I had Mimi last time, so I took Maya. Quite a lovely lady, and excellent English language skills, as well as French and Asian. Built like the proverbial brick shithouse. My impression of Maya is that she's not as immersed in the role of courtesan as Mimi is, but shows up instead as herself -- the beautiful girl next door wired for sex. She was chatty and revealed a bit about herself and her family while we waited for LL to finish in the TS. She's got the goods and knows it, but worked to set me at ease.

My experience with Maya can be graphed as a step function, with each step increasing my excitement.

Step 1: Nice relaxing TS with attention to all the tender bits.

Step 2: Nice massage, tit rub, hair tickle (hers on my back, legs & bum).

Step 3: Had me up on my knees where she administered baby oil on my equpment and some skillful and titilating Asian. OMG! I almost blew my load.

Step 4: CBJ, CG, RCG, offer of doggie (declined)

Step 5: Mish --- BANG!!!

In retrospect, each step to the next level seemed to be very well choreographed, not in a mechanical way at all, but in a practiced, easy and natural way. I can highly recommend Maya. She played me like a fiddle, and seemed to know exactly what to do to jack up my excitement to the next level. Right up until cumming (which I thought snuck up on me), I thought I was in control, but I definitely wasn't. Maya was driving.

While Mimi seems to bend space and time to create a totally sureal experience, Maya's modus operandi seems to be much more terrestrial. I like them both, and I think I need to take Maya a few more times for further research.

Robux

Ahhh, a Maya, Mimi debate. It is a debate over the finer points. Both excellent, for sure. I think Mimi is more natural acting. Her DT skills are outstanding. Maya is more of a tease and her English is better. Mimi has the better body, IMHO, but isn't as cute as Maya. Both are very, very satisfying. I lamented my choice of Paula the other night, when it was likely that I had both Maya and Mimi to choose from. I think my preference is Mimi.

Lick,

When you find a sexy black provider in this area that is worth the $$$, you let me know. I haven't had any dreams since I came up here. (I love black women). The SW scene sounds too risky and expensive (compared to ATL) and there doesn't seem to be any good ebony strip clubs to get action in.

After frequenting the AMP scene in DC for a few years, I decided to experiment with an escort. Part of the fun of this hobby is to try new and different things and so I took the plunge. After doing research of reviews including one on the WSG Forum, I called Lila and set up a meeting for after work.

Her incall location was discreet and very clean. As soon as I walked in the door she gave me a big DFK and moved right into the bedroom. I knew a good time was about to be had when she told me how much she loved to have men cum on her face. After an incredible BBBJ, I blew a load all over her face and she moaned. After some nice conversation and a glass of wine, she went back to a BBBJ to get me ready for round two. We started with doggy and finished with missionary. She was no clock watcher and wanted to make sure I had a good time.

Lila has a very sexy foreign accent and is good GFE. She is probably in her early 30s, 5’3”, 125 pounds. The fee is about $100 more than the usual AMP FS donation, but it was two shots and a full hour. As an added plus, she is educated and can actually talk to you (unlike the AMP girls). For my first escort experience, it was worth it.

I picked up a girl on L St. this morning. After cruising k,l,m between 14th and 17th. for about 2 hrs, I finally settled for Platinum. She is a tall very light skinned black girl about 8 face, 9 body (B cups) We agreed on full service for a benjiman. She was very good and pleasant, but no DATY and everything covered. I wish I would have spent another 40-60 and went to an AMP. This experience was just okay. I saw a couple other girls that really turned me on, but I couldn't get to them in time. I think I was already disappointed before giving her a chance. She just wasn't worth the price, other than looks.

Long-time lurker, first time poster.

Before I forget, I have a question I've been wanting to ask - how often do some of you senior members visit amps and, since it sounds like at least a few times a month, how the hell do you afford it? Do you have trust funds? Are you high-priced attorneys? At $160 a pop, once a month would be about it for me.

Anyway, on to the report. After some uninspiring trips to Maryland amps (though it was at Lily's in Laurel that I had the most beautiful "masseur" (Coco?) I've ever seen), I learned about the DC locations through the WSG Forum. SInce last summer I've been going exclusively to the Sun Club by the sports center, simply out of convenience to work. The experiences have varied, with the standouts being the first time (first FS of this sort, very exciting) and the third or fourth, with a very pretty girl named Yumi, pardon the spelling if incorrect. However, the last time I went there a month or so ago, was a catastrophe; the usual mamasan was nowhere to be seen, and the girl who answered the door--the only one I saw there--was the one who came in the room with me. Maybe all the others were having lunch but, whatever the reason, this was a far cry from the previous practice of getting my choice of two or three different girls. So, she was semi-tall and thin and had blonde, punkish hair, a definite turn off for me and my fetish for the typically long, silky Asian hair. She seemed disinterested throughout. I never got her name and, even though I think I got shorted time-wise, I really just wanted to get out of there with the bad taste lingering in my mouth (no, not from doing that).

Of course, my vow not to return lasted only a couple of weeks, but I was determined to at least try somewhere new. Based on the rave reviews in the Forum, I decided to go for a Downtown trip. It was a little further but still only about a 20 minute walk, so it was manageable. Interesting location, over an empty store front right in the middle of a busy street (at 1:00pm on a Thursday, anyway). Yes, the four flight walk-up was a little odd and exhausting, especially after the long walk, but I knew I was in the right place when I saw the credit card stickers on the door.

I played it honest with the mamasan, saying it was my first time there but not my first amp, and I was ready with a few names I've read about here several times (Mimi, Maya, Connie) just in case. Nice enough on the inside, and in short order I was led to a small room, about one-fifth the size of that in the Sun Club, handed over the $60, and soon the girl came in. It turned out to be Maya. She was pretty, with more or less the perfect body--petite and I'm guessing somewhat enhanced B-C cups--though her expression made her seem to be sort of jaded, like she had maybe been doing this a little too long.

No GFE, but certainly the TS was more than acceptable. Back in the room I laid down the $100, and she got undressed quickly; as I think someone else posted, she appeared to look at herself for a few moments in the mirror while doing so. Not sure what that was all about, but she massage was decent enough, a combination of hard rubbing and the soft blowing of air, followed by a full body to body rub. Sidenote: do they put people in different rooms according to their height? I'm 5'8" - 5'9" and just about fit on the bed that was sandwiched between two walls. Back to the fun - She had me get on all fours (though it took a minute to understand what she was saying--I've read that she speaks OK english but not so much with me) and she stayed positioned behind. She used either her hand or tongue between the cheeks while giving such a fine hj with oil or lotion that I had to concentrate on not giving it up right then and there.

Next she had me roll over and did the usual licking around before slipping on the condom and going full blast in that area. She complimented me on my size, though I'm realistic enough to suspect she tells everyone that, and, in order, we proceeded to do reverse cowgirl, missionary (having to pace myself again to avoid an early finish) and ended with my favorite, doggy style.

She cleaned me up and we made a little more small talk, and she took me in for another quick shower before showing me to the door. On the way, I saw another girl in a dress, pretty with long hair and what I'm guessing were C-D cups, unusually large for amp girls. Any idea who she might be (for next time)?

All in all, a positive experience, and plans will be made for a return visit. Thanks for all the helpful info you guys have provided over the months.

Very few of them are worth the price, but has that ever stopped us? Hell No!

A very minor point to consider though is the wisdom of cruising an endless loop around the blocks you mentioned for two hours. Often that can attract unwanted attention of cars with lights on top. An alternative that I've always practiced is to make a few loops around any of the strolls in any city and then move on while you're still under the radar. DC and Baltimore both have multiple stroll areas and by moving from one to the other and looping through each no more than 2-3 times, you significantly reduce your visibility. Staying put in one spot for more than a short while produces the opposite.

Another rip off in Silver Spring - Ebony!

Yo folks,

last week I posted, inquiring about nice black providers. No response so I looked in the Citypaper and found Ebony 30156531XX. $120, full service, 30 minutes.

I arrived and it was the same apartment in which I was so disappointed from Carmen.

O.K. black girl - but the service, forget it.

Little oral, no touching, didnot like her nice nipples sucked. She likes doggy - and her ass is made for that. Nice bounce with every thrust. Yet she was not into it, so I stopped ramming her. She intended to ride me - but no touching of her titts allowed. I got bored, asked her to lay next to me so that I could see her twat and asked her to jerk me off without rubber. She declined - so I did it myself looking at her clit, which I wasn´t allowed to lick, neither.

I got dressed, asked $40 back, got the money and left.

This place on 8201 Eastern in Silver Springs is really really bad. Guys safe your cash. Dont go there. I am cured.

I am still looking for some hot black providers. Let me know. To compensate for my loss I will check out Mimi in Downtown.

Again, do not frequent Ebony.

Hope that helps

ATL Slam: I used to live in Atlanta -a nd it was heaven. Tons of beautiful black hookers and regular chicks. Big plus: lots of gay guys around so more black princesses for me.

Is the action still on Ponce De Leon?

Entropic,
I know I'm in the minority here and in other forums, but my experience with Maya was lousy. I agree, she's more than a bit jaded. To her, you're just another schlong to milk for $100.
I'm not saying the other guy's experiences aren't real, just that's how she seemed to me.

Dawg,
That's the Lila I reported on! Ain't she a sweetie? That pic and report brought memories back. I may have to give her a call soon....

If that was MIMI - forget about it!

Today at 3 pm I went to downtown due to the obvious lack of nice black girls in DC ;)

I arrived there, asked for MIMI and supposedly got her. With plateau shoes about 5`10, 11o lbs, slim, nice 34 B´s (at least) with perky nipplesm flat ass, long legs, long black hair to her butt, average face, bright red lipstick, a red bikini and a belly chain.
During TS she sat on me and massaged at the same time - and that was the best of my experience - the massage.

In the room she continued massaging. Than she starteed rimming me. I turned around and she licked my shaft uncovered. that was nice. But once the action started, this girl started to moan in pain. and worst of all she started crying - tears!!!!!

I am no Long Dong Silver and I am not so hughe that any girl ever cried - or even harsh, rushed or insensitive. What a turn off. I speak lenough korean that I understood that she called me names and insulted me while I was in action.

Than she lay next to me , like a deer that was shot, holding herself like in pain - and I had to jerk off myself.

Unfreakingbelievable.

If that was indeed the "famed" Mimi in Downtown- forget about it. I rate even the disappointing Ebony higher than that.

What a waste - even though I was so kind to leave her 3 bills.

These past sessions have been absolutely disappointing, to say the least.

Gentlemen Slim,

if Ashana and Reyna perform only as half as good as they look I will be in paradise. I will certainly check them out.

Thanks for the lead.

Let me echo what Huge said regarding first Lila ( she's great ) and also the Maya issue. Now I've been to Downtown multiple times, may have had Maya but just don't remember the girls names too well at my age, but they ALL view ALL of us as a meal ticket, nothing more. If any of you are so self delusional as to believe these girls are in it for anything more than that you are fools. Sure they light up when you show up and tell you how big your dick is and how they only come with you.....dude, it's an act!
A pleasant act to be sure, but it is an act.

Trashman somebody told me that on New york ave heading towards the 295 is where you get more sw at cheaper prices by the greyhound. Howdo the sw look out there

Lickalong and ATL Slam,

The last time I was in DC was approx June of 2003 and K to L street was swarming with SW's of all kinds. To me that is no comparison to ATL. Unless DC has drastically slowed/shutdown, the DC SW scene, IMHO, far outshines ATL. The sheer numbers alone in DC could not be beat. As a matter of fact, I ran into several SW's from ATL working in DC when I was there!

I lived in the ATL from 1995 to 1999 and go prowling there at least 5 to 6 times a year. The odd thing about the ATL SW's is that they now demand the money before they take off with you where they usually hand it off to another SW outside your car. Very strange and uncomfortable indeed. I am sure Lickalong is thinking of the time when the SC Nikki's on Stewart Av (now Metropolitian) was open and the huge joint across the street, Chocolate City, was at it's heyday.

Now Cholocate City was a sight to behold. There were literally at least 50 girls of all types, along with their pimps, and mongers circling the huge parking lot and many more ladies and more of the same mentioned here were inside. It was very surreal. You had to have seen it to believe it. It was like the "Matrix", I can't describe it, I would have to show it to you. And if you tired of that scene, you could head down to Peachtree between 10th and 14th street for some gorgeous SW action! Now those were the days but now back to the future.

I really do think DC tops the ATL but then, that is my opinion.

Wow! That took me back. Peace and safe mongering!

NC Hunter

PS. Ponce De Leon is now full of TV's with an occasional female SW.

lickalong,

If you can't find a girl that suits, you must not know about eros dash dc dot com. There must be 50 black girls on there. Also dc independent escorts dot com has about a dozen. Do your homework, cross reference with the review sites, and you should be very happy.

Lickalong,

Sorry to hear of your experience with Mimi. I think that experience is contrary to what most everyone has said about her. The recent discussions do tend to underscore what we all know: these girls give BJs and MPCFS all day long and the days ARE long. There's no excuse for what you experienced. If she felt badly or thought you were too big, she should have said something. I had a poor experience there in January, but the girl wouldn't take my money.

Lickalong,
Man, you're hitting a spot of bad luck, aren't you?
2 bad experiences in a row, that sux.
Thanks for taking one for the team at the place in Silver Spring.

Biggy,

The NY ave extended girls are fewer and farther inbetween and tend to be skankier

Lickalong,

Sorry to hear about your bad luck. The ladies that work at AMPs potentially could have 7-10 customers a day. I would imagine there were quite a few before you that day and Mimi's sugar wall was running thin . That's probably why she was in so much pain. Lets think about it. Downtown is one of the most if not the most popular AMPs. Mimi is one of the most requested providers there, just read this board. Do the math and put yourself in her position. Maybe try going earlier next time.

Better Luck!

ML2

Yeung at CPHC

After my less than stellar visit with Paula, I wanted to try something new, so I went to CPHC. Very interesting location over top of the Subway sandwich shop and next to the fire house.

Like the last time, I had to wait for someone to come available. After a 10 min wait, I got taken to a room and Mamasan brought by Yeung. Wavy hair, very cute, dark complected and who looked racially mixed.

Went for TS. Probably one of the best TS ever. I was clean when I got there, but boy was I clean after she was done! Then short sauna and to room.

Her English is pretty good and she is very pretty. A great smile. She is mixed Japanese and Korean. A/B cups. Nice and slim. Nice tan skin. She turned the mirror to us so we could see ourselves, if we wanted. She stripped and gave me a very nice massage. It was then her turn, and I massaged her as well. I turned her over and gave lots of attention to her front. She's ticklish, so I had to be careful of that.

She is shaved except for a small patch up the middle. It looks nice. I provided some DATY and she really responded. Lots of pelvic movement and held my head tight between her legs. I love that! She seemed on the edge of an O for a long time. When she finally let me go, I asked if she had O'd. She said "twice".

Then it was her turn. Good attention down below with lots of licks before installing the cover in the usual AMP way. She then climbed on cowgirl. We then went mish and doggie. I was having some trouble completing, so we moved to HJ, which she did with great skill. At one point, she stood over me and I got a view straight up to her kitty and rear. What a wonderful view.

A bit business-like, but very nice. I never did look in the mirror at us. She asked if I had had a lineup. I told her that I didn't, even though I had wanted one. I did specify that I did not want the CPHC Paula, either, as I had had a less than stellar time with her. It must be a problem I have with Paulas.

Lickalong,

Not sure what your problem was with Mimi, but my own experiences, and those of several people I trust tend to make this unbelievable. Either your post is BS or you're leaving out some important details. Sorry, but you don't have the creditability on this board yet to dis one of our favs. I am trying to be nice, no malice intended. Just MHO.

XS

NC Hunter,

My work has kept me busy, but I think I'll go out and get more familiar with the area. (I'm still very nervous about LE). In Atlanta, I had learned the offspots to get some FS in the car and not be bothered.

Dick-too-long,

Damn! You made Mimi cry!? Bad monger! Bad monger! :D

But seriously, she was probably having a generally bad day and you shouldn't blame yourself. She's been an uber-sweety with me on the two occasions we've been in session, but that's what YMMV is all about. You must be hung like a horse! What was she saying in Korean, aside from any racial/ethnic slurs?

Robux

RoboCop,

That is one funny fuckin' post!

Before I begin this report, thank you to those who have provided such an abundance of information on AMPs. I don't go to AMPs often, so I do not post here much, but I have posted before. I have worked really hard to write a review that I hope everyone will find detailed enough to be helpful. Here goes:

My report is about my first session at CPHC. I was greeted at the door by the mamasan who immediately lead me to a room and asked if I had been there before. Although I had not, I told her that I had so she asked me the name of the girl that I had been with before. Because I had read some old reports on this board, I was expecting her to ask and had already prepared to drop Yoko's name. From what I had read, I thought I would really like Yoko. I did not understand all of the mamasan's response, but I do know that she said a girl would be with me shortly.

After waiting for a few minutes, a girl came in. Based on what I had read, I did not think it was Yoko. I did not ask her name at that moment because I did not know what the mamasan had told her and I did not want it to be obvious that I didn't know who she was and that I had not been there before. It wasn't until the end of the session that I finally asked her if her name was Yoko and she told me her name was Gi (pronounced like the letter "G").

I was disappointed when she walked in, not because I thought she was unattractive, but because she just was not what I was expecting. She was not as thin or tall as I like. Also, there was nothing about her appearance that I found particularly attractive (e.g., breasts, butt, legs, hair, lips, eyes). It is always nice to find that one physical feature that you can focus on for added motivation. I am not good with descriptions, but she has a cute, innocent, girl next-door look. She is about 5'3, 115-120 lbs., average breasts, and an average butt. Her hair was brown and came down just shy of her shoulders, her skin was smooth, and she smelled really nice.

After greeting me, Gi asked me to undress for a shower. She folded all of my clothes neatly and placed them on the table. The table shower was really nice, soothing, and thorough. She used her hands to scrub me, making sure that she did not miss a spot and she checked with me frequently to make sure that I was comfortable. Throughout the shower, she made conversation and was playful. Her english was pretty good, but there were a couple of times where I did not understand her and vice versa. After the shower, she dried me off, took me by the hand, and led me to the sauna where she left me to dry off completely. She came back a few minutes later and guided me back to the room.

She asked me to lay on the table on my stomach, and after asking me whether I wanted a gentle or firm massage, she climbed on top of me and went to work. Like the shower, the massage was thorough and she asked me frequently if I was comfortable. She continued to be playful and made funny comments. The massage was good. She gave a decent firm massage that I rated a 7.5 on a scale of 1 to 10.

After the massage, she asked me what she could do for me and I told her everything. She dimmed the light, undressed and layed on top of me rubbing her breasts all over me. Her breasts were delightfully soft and smooth. As she rubbed them against me, she gave me soft, wet, sensual kisses all over my body before using her tongue to treat me to some asian rimming. It was my first rimming experience and I literally quivered in extreme pleasure. A brief CBJ followed. I was not impressed, but she more than made up for it during the main event.

We started in the cowgirl position, but quickly changed to missionary at her request. The reason for the request was interesting, but I will not get into it right now. The eye contact that she made with me, her moaning, and her telling me to go deeper inside of her made it even better for me. I could feel her pussy getting wetter and then a few minutes later she had an orgasm. We had been going at it for a while and were both getting tired, so she gave me a HJ to keep me hard while we rested for a few minutes.

When we resumed, we switched to doggystyle which made her pussy feel much tighter than missionary. A few minutes later, the mamasan knocked on the door and said something to her in Korean, then Gi told me that my hour was almost up. I didn't feel anywhere close to cumming so I negotiated another 15 minutes. It was another Jackson for the mamasan, but no additional tip to Gi.

Gi gave me another CBJ until I got hard again and then it was back to missionary. Within seconds, I exploded. She congratulated me as we layed there for a few minutes, then she got up so she could clean me up. If I were the type to see the same girl repeatedly I would see her again, but I like to see a different girl each time. Gi has a great attitude and definitely aims to please. I left completely satisfied and already thinking about my next visit to CHPC.

Made a trip to CPHC yesterday afternoon and they were quite busy. In comes Yung looking yummy as ever, I have seen her a couple of times before and found her to be mechanical. Yesterday she was in an excellent mood ..headed for the TS, where every nook and corner was cleaned. Asked for two shots, one in the shower and one in the room and the request was granted for an extra $20. It was a long TS with her fingers working excpetionally well. After the first bell, had a head shower and a gentle neck massage.

On we went into the room and the mirror was adjusted for the perfect view. Had a decent massage and then the festivites resumed. The pacific rim exploration with a lot of hand motion and then came the flip.

On the table she stood with a gentle stripper motion and down came the landing strip and the cow girl postion was taken, then doggie and a very satisfying conclusion. The mirror was definitely a plus a very beautiful view.

Infact this time she was quite chatty and asked about her boody, if it was too small or her breasts. Asked me to rate her against the other girls and also differences in methodology. The gentleman that I am had to say she was the best of them all.

Overall another satisfying trip at CPHC.

A hobby like no other.

Be safe and happy hunting

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On February 21 Mr. Jon reported thusly on his trip to the IHC at 1818 New York Avenue NE, where he saw Nana:

"Very pretty, about 5 foot 5 with a sweet body, short black hair just to her shoulders and small, exceptionally perky breasts with large tasty nipples."

I recently did a session with Nana as well, and to my eye she looked about 5 foot 6. She was wearing a miniskirt with a flouncey hem that rode low on her hips and a bikini top that was just a little too large for her B cup breasts. It's not that Nana is flat-chested. But her boobs are definitely on the small side and she would have looked totally hot in one of those tiny, flimsy bikini tops or sports bras. Nana is slim, with nice legs but not waiflike or a total hard body. Later I was to discover a pleasantly round ass. So in the figure department, I'd say Nana is nice, but too tall and too heavy to qualify as a spinner. Her best feature IMHO was her face, which was really pretty with fine features and a cute smile. I also liked her short hair, which she put up in a scrunchy during our session. She had VERY nice golden skin. All in all Nana's look was cute and pretty but not hot or gorgeous.

"Mama warned me that Nana was very new and that her English was not very good. Nana told me she had only been there one week, strait from Seoul. Despite this, we communicated quite well."

No warning from the Mamasan for me, but I did notice Nana was struggling with English a little bit. But if you've been to an Asian spa before you know the drill so it wasn't any big deal. Just don't plan to impressing her with your witty bon mots.

"At first Nana acted a bit cool, and engaged in little or none of flirtation one usually gets. No hand holding while going to the room, nor to the shower and back."

She held my hand, but Nana's demeanor during our session was about the same. No flirtation, no giggling, no effort to convey the impression that the session was going to be fun. I will note that when we first stepped into the room Nana stayed and helped me undress. This was a nice change from the other girls who just toss you a towel and disappear. As I sized her up Nana struck me as nervous and shy rather than stuck up or aloof. I suspect that her lack of language skills and relative inexperience accounts for this.

On the way to the shower, I spotted another girl. The glimpse was fleeting and I saw her only from the back. But she looked about 5 foot 2 with dark wavy hair cascading over her shoulders and down her back between her shoulder blades. She was wearing a orange or red bikini that showed off a slim figure and creamy skin. Anybody have further information on this girl? And while we're at it, does anybody have an opinion in respect of whether it's considered bad spa form to ask the girl you're with about a girl you see in the hall?

"The shower was average. All the spots were taken care of but the focus was lacking. Afterwards, I got to dry myself off, except for my feet."

My shower was slightly better. Nana seemed relaxed and she cheerfully accommodated my request for hotter water. She used a scrubby thing for most of the washing, which I like. [The Queer Eye guys on TV say it aids exfoliation. ;-)] But she also made a few passes over Mr. Wood using her hand, which was nice albeit too brief. Nana dried me off head to toe and we headed back to the room.

Once we arrived, I looked around and noticed a surfeit of decorative and personal touches, like all manner of Hello Kitty stuff, candles and various bric a brac. I theorize that we were in one of the rooms that the girls live in. That has happened to me just once in all the times I've visited the IHC, so I suspect they were rather busy on the night I dropped by. My suspicions were increased when Nana came back from freshening up and announced we were switching rooms. "Five room small. Eight room big," was her only explanation. The new room was, indeed larger. And it lacked some of the personal touches as well.

"This led to a soft massage, lip action on the back of the legs and thighs."

I requested a soft massage and I must say Nana did a nice job. Her tongue bath technique was nice and her hands felt very good indeed. Definitely a fun way to get started.

"On the flip, there was more lip action along the full upper body and some mutual nipple sucking. An above average CBJ turned into a sort DATY session."

One thing I liked after the flip was how Nana stroked my cock with her hand. Mr. Wood likes a little manual stimulation before any oral attention, so I usually request this. But to my surprise lots of the girls seem reluctant to yank my crank. This strikes me as odd give that the standard spa session features a blowjob and then fucking. You'd think that starting with a little handjob would be no big deal, but apparently the girls don't like it. I find this irksome. Anyway, Nana did better than most girls in this regard, so she scores points with me. She also added a little ball licking to the hand job before she finally applied the condom with her mouth. I thought her technique was good, especially when she occasionally returned to licking my balls. Nana also accommodated my request to blow me while I stood up and she squatted in front of me. Again, ball licking was cheerfully supplied in copious amounts. Given Nana's willingness to give Mr. Wood a little manual attention, her willingness to blow me standing up, and her ball licking efforts, I'll rate my CBJ as significantly above average. In fact, watching Nana's gorgeous young face as she sucked my dick and licked my balls was easily the hottest part of the session.

"We then when strait to missionary work, and never changed. For the first few minutes Nana seemed distant, and kept her eyes closed."

About the same for me. Totally out of it during a brief DATY interlude. Absolutely not a peep. (Pubic hair not trimmed, but sparse all the same.) Slightly better, but not by much during a couple of the usual positions. Nana has a really pretty face, but more eye contact and engagement would have been better. I did notice that her nipples stiffened and lengthened nicely under my tongue. And you ass men will find that Nana has a surprisingly round and nice butt for an otherwise slim girl.

"When she finally opened her eyes and looked at me I told her just how good she felt and her demeanor changes and she got much more responsive and took more of an active role in things."

I guess Mr. Jon is better at flattery than I. Despite doing my best to engage Nana with some positive feedback she remained largely disengaged during the deed. Which is too bad because her pussy was pretty tight, especially doggy style.

Nana perked up during a post fuck massage and her personality came back a little bit. While her technique was good, and it was nice to see her less morose, I was a little peeved at her sudden change in demeanor. We pay for the fantasy and it always bugs me a little to be reminded that a girl found fucking me to be a chore.

"I think Nana is one that that will improve with cultivation and attention. I will defiantly see her again to see if the experience improves, as I expect it will."

My experience was better than Mr. Jon's in some respects, and worse in others. So I suppose it's possible that Nana has relaxed a little since February 21. But for me to repeat, the session has to be well above average - which usually requires a hot girl who makes a good effort. Nana is pretty enough, especially from the neck up. But she's not smoking hot. And while she does a good job with her face buried in my groin, her cold fish act otherwise is not enough to convince me to repeat.

Eden: A dream that ended.

Hi punters,

I just like to pass on some information about my former most favorite provider. Her name: Eden. You can find her under eros-dc dot com. Tel. [blue][Contact information deleted by Admin][/blue]. 250/hour

Without a doubt, she is the best provider I ever had. Petite latina with nice titts. An ass you would never expect witha person that tiny, a BJ and shaft licking that is almots unparalleled, a passion that is more than GFE. In short: the perfect fkc for your money.

She loves to be licked, even spreads her pussy for you, so that you can easily access her clit – she enjoys it and gets off. Eden also likes doggy style like ther is no tomorrow. I fusually fuked her so hard that she was screaming and the sweat was pouring down from my forhead and chest. I finally got nher primed for anal – first sessions with tongue anal, than the thumb on her asshol and last time I really finger fuked her ass. Next step would have been nailing her musky hole.

I only have positive thinhs to say. She is pretty, bubbly and horny. Nice skin, enjoying a good fukc. But why did I decide not to frequent her any longer and let you horny punters in on the fun?

Well, my reasoning might sound incredible due to the always pleasant, horny and satisfying past experiences, but that is just the way I am.

When we started our last session she started licking my dick and balls as always. No problem there. Than we fukced the living daylight out of each other. I liked it when she pulled my covered dick out of her tasty pussy, smeared her juiced on my „de-rubberized“ pole, spit on it and jerked me off against her tits, usually licking my shaft and balls.

Well, this time, when I asked her to lick her pussy juice of my rod she snipped at me „I already did that today when we started today!“ She finished me with great enthusiasm, letting me cum on her titts and belly, milking every little drop out off me. But her snippy comment „killed“ something in me. In a split second something was broken which can not be replaced.

I kept her a secret, if that was ever possible. Now I hope you guys will have lots of fun with her. For me Eden was the perfect provider. Be careful, you guys might fall in love. She ranks in my top 3 DC providers.

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Report on Mirage:
I was met at the door at about 11:00 AM by a hideous hag. Oh my gosh, what a set of teeth on her! Thank goodness she quickly turned me over to Lucy-23 years old, about 5-4, maybe 115 or so. Very pleasant, nice personality.
She led me to the room, took the money, and quickly returned to help me undress. She reached down for Mr. Happy and had him hard in a millisecond. This doesn't take much, but it was nice of her anyway. In the TS, she was great. First with the washcloth, then with the hands only. Very thorough cleaning all the nooks and crannies. On the flip, it was more of the same and the Big Dipper still hadn't settled down. She said, "You want hand job now?" I said sure and she made me give a good impression of Old Faithful. She cleaned me up and we went back to the room.
There, she gave me a fine massage all over the back, butt, and legs. She was working up a lather so she went to take a shower before the main event.
She came back wrapped in just a towel. I made room for her on the table and we explored each others bodies-well, I explored hers anyway. She has a lightly-trimmed bush, a nice tan, and small but responsive breasts. She initiated the BJ with some ball licking and after she put on the condom, I got her in front of the mirror on her knees. Something about this postion really does it for me. She gave a good nasty, slurping BJ and I told her I was ready.
She got on the table with her cooch just at the edge. It's the perfect height for me to slide right in. I put her ankles on my shoulders, held them out wide, put them together above my head, all the while going in and out. She's got a nice nasty mouth on her and she kept encouraging me to slide my jogi into her bogi. You Korean speakers-did I get that right?
She then got into doggie position, again with her cooch at the edge of the table. We hammered at this for a while. I must say, her bogi isn't the tightest I've ever encountered, so it was taking a while for me to bust. Course, with a pencildick like mine, a virgin would probably feel loose.
She had me pull out. She laid on the table, face down. I climbed on and straddled her. She kept her legs together and slid me inside. By keeping her legs together, she could provide more friction and after about 5 more minutes, I had a powerful shangrila.
We laid together a while, then she went off for a hot towel. The usual 5 Jackson tab. She was exceedingly friendly and nice and I had a great time.

D.C. Mongers,

I'm planning to visit the famed Downtown spa (Mimi, Maya) when I return to D.C. in a few weeks. I've had two trips to Young's in Tyson over the last few months and have been impressed with the clean environment of the spa.

I've heard loads about the ladies of the Downtown spa but I haven't heard very much about the actual spa surroundings (overall cleanliness, etc.). The only thing I've read on this board concerning environment was in regards to the urine smell in the stairwell.

To be honest, I'm a little concerned this place is a dive on the inside, which would be a turnoff no matter how hot Mimi and Maya are. Yeah, I know this is a weird qwerk I have. Could someone who's been to both Young's and Downtown compare the environment of the two? If no one meets the previous criteria, could someone who's been downtown enlighten me about the atmosphere there? Based on the number of fans of the downtown location I'm hoping the only anomaly in cleanliness is the stairwell.

In addition, could someone advise me on when's the best time to catch Mimi and/or Maya. I'm assuming pre-lunch or mid-afternoon. Finally, is $60 door knocks and $100 provider compliments is the standard for getting to enjoy Fanciful Singing by the downtown providers?

Thanks,
Word Wizard

I read on another BB that Downtow was closed today (Tuesday), and they aren't answering the phone. Can anyone confirm this?

PLEASE SAY IT AIN"T SO!

Crazy Dick

Word Wizard,
I've never been to a spa in Va, but I've been to Downtown plenty of times. The approach is real nasty. The insides are okay. I've never paid that much attention to the surroundings, which must mean they're acceptably clean.
I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't like Maya. She's always after more than the 5 Jacks tip, and I just didn't like her.
To "reserve" a certain girl is hit or miss. If you call right after they open and say, "I want an appointmtnt with X" the mamasan will tell you to come right over. If X is there and you go right over, you have a good chance of getting her. If X is on vacation, Mamasan will probably still tell you to come over and give you a "new, pretty" girl. If it takes you a long time to get there and other customers come in the door, they will get her. This might be different if you're well known at a parlor. I tend to like some variety in my AMPs as well as the providers.

Hey Wiz,

What are you looking for? To visit the Ritz Carlton amp (there isn't one). I have been to Downtown a few times and it is plenty nice inside. Small hallway that you are barely in, and some of the rooms are smaller than others with a massage table but some do have a queen mattress and are bigger. Standard sauna halfway down the hall on the left and a shower room is near the front. It is clean and that is all that really matters; hell, even that really doesn't matter. The girls are clean and smell good. THAT, my friend, is what matters. Good luck.

Crazy Dick: I just called Downtown (3/10) and no answer. If another place has been hit or visited by the LE than the owner of Downtown closes for a few days. I have not heard anything.

Wiz,

Haven't been to Young's but been to Downtown, as well as numerous others in DC. Personally, I'm partial to Accu-fitness and Olympic. Olympic because they hook me with the Master Suite plus it's not very busy, and Accu-fitness because a) the rooms are big and nice and b) they seem to have hot chicks every time I go.

I've never been pleased with Downtown although I know others love it. To me, the girls seem to realize they work in the "city's #1 spa" and act like it. How can I explain... okay, it's like guys on the Yankees have a certain swagger that, say, guys on the Tigers don't, if that makes any sense. I'll take less swagger with my pussy please. The girls there are hot I guess, but also to me they seem more "used" than the girls from slower spa's.

But yes, your $$ figures are accurate. I also feel Downtown is a bit dirty. Hope this helps a bit but take it with a grain of salt because I've only been to Downtown twice.

Lickalong: Damn fine post. I'm tempted to call her right now. I will do so shortly for a quick lesson. I'll report back. Thanks for the info.

I just called Downtown myself and same no answer. That is not good. I guess it was getting too popular! Has anyone stopped by?

Say it ain't so, Joe!

Dear Word Wizard:

I agree with Hugh Jardon - please don't let the crappy-looking and smelly stairway at Downtown scare you off from going to this great AMP. The insides are just fine, nothing fancy, and both the massage rooms and the table shower rooms are clean.

Downtown is NOT a dive on the insides!

Stopped by Downtown at about 12:30 tonight and the whole building was locked up and the lights were off. This truely sucks.

Goodnight, Gracie!

Robux

Dear Robux and all:

Hmmm, if the Downtown was closed by LE, usually there is some poster/placard on the door detailing the "percieved" activity indoors - was such a notice posted?

Otherwise, a more benign possibility is the well-known fact that when you put a group of women together in close quarters, they very quickly start to have synchronous menstrual cycles - whats a Mamasan to do if all of her girls are on the rag?

Alternatively, maybe the lease ran out, or the owners finally decided to do something else with the property.

We'll see - if its truly closed for good, its a sad day for mongering.