Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SirCody;3810658]Good to be back mongers! I was over on W. Mich ave the other day and saw a new massage spot just opened. It is across the street from Oasis. I stopped in and it is all legit. Very good massage but nothing else (not even self service like Massage Works) so if you are looking for a change or different massage (and massage only) then you should try it. Remember Massage Therapy is still on Whitcomb St. BTW, they prefer appointments also.

Later,

Sircody.[/QUOTE]I gave this one a try as well. It's part of the Blessings chain in Grand Rapids. No extras to be had. They give a great massage though! Just be weary, they will let you go undraped with lots of teasing but nothing will come of it. Also some of them upsell you on time during the teasing, trying to imply that if you go longer you will get happy. You won't. Realize this when you go in, and you will get a great massage and won't leave too disapointed.

[QUOTE=MD2020;3826341]I gave this one a try as well. It's part of the Blessings chain in Grand Rapids. No extras to be had. They give a great massage though! Just be weary, they will let you go undraped with lots of teasing but nothing will come of it. Also some of them upsell you on time during the teasing, trying to imply that if you go longer you will get happy. You won't. Realize this when you go in, and you will get a great massage and won't leave too disapointed.[/QUOTE]Went back for a solid CMT massage, and left a little happier this time with a new lady, YMMV. PM for details.

Just recently I went to see a specialist at TLC, she went by the name of Monica and while I'm not in the habit of judging my medical specialists, she might have used her own face when she was learning about plastic surgery. It was a tad distracting, but I digress. After paying the clinic fee I was taken the the table shower to be cleaned before the procedure. I was a little nervous so she gave me something to hold onto to calm my nerves. After she sent me to a rather warm waiting room to dry off while she got the operating theater ready. Once inside she starts the procedure like many of my other specialists. I'll be honest and say that I have had better surgeons. When we got to the second half I had the sudden craving for a couple of small mounds, so I asked if we could have a snack and even promised to buy her a creamsicle if she would let me. When she told me the prices for the snack room I was shocked. I decided that it wasn't worth it but I would still get her a bag of peanuts for letting me know. Well she talked to someone because I was able to get a deal and get my mounds and her a creamsicle, though it all felt like she was in on it. Almost like she was party to the mark-up compared to other establishments. After that revelation our snack wasn't nearly as fulfilling as I had hoped. Maybe there os another surgeon there that has a better handle on things, but I know I'll probably be taking my treatments elsewhere.

I tried this place. A girl named Amy I believe walked me in to my massage room and she looked like she had just woken up from sleep with messy hair. This was like 4 pm so I didn't get why she looked a mess. Then she starts the massage. This must be the worst massage experience of my life. She just wasn't into giving massage. She had her iPhone on my massage table the whole time. Every few minutes she would stop massaging me and text someone on the phone. Some times it would be good 40 seconds or so and I would look up from face down position so she would put her phone down and get back to massage a little bit but in 5 min back on the phone again. Most of the time of my 1 hour with her she was massaging with 1 hand and reading messages on her phone and responding to messages with the other hand. I thought about telling her to not be on the phone but little head was hoping to get some action towards the end so I tried to be nice and didn't say anything. Last 10 min, self serve was available but nothing else. I would never give this woman my money again. Her half ass massage made me more angry than relaxed. When I go to massage parlor, I want to be appreciated as a customers and I want my therapist to actually massage me and not be on her phone. This place might still have potential but I hope they hire different girl to work there.

[QUOTE=GrayFoxMg1;3853035]Just recently I went to see a specialist at TLC, she went by the name of Monica and while I'm not in the habit of judging my medical specialists, she might have used her own face when she was learning about plastic surgery. It was a tad distracting, but I digress. After paying the clinic fee I was taken the the table shower to be cleaned before the procedure. I was a little nervous so she gave me something to hold onto to calm my nerves. After she sent me to a rather warm waiting room to dry off while she got the operating theater ready. Once inside she starts the procedure like many of my other specialists. I'll be honest and say that I have had better surgeons. When we got to the second half I had the sudden craving for a couple of small mounds, so I asked if we could have a snack and even promised to buy her a creamsicle if she would let me. When she told me the prices for the snack room I was shocked. I decided that it wasn't worth it but I would still get her a bag of peanuts for letting me know. Well she talked to someone because I was able to get a deal and get my mounds and her a creamsicle, though it all felt like she was in on it. Almost like she was party to the mark-up compared to other establishments. After that revelation our snack wasn't nearly as fulfilling as I had hoped. Maybe there os another surgeon there that has a better handle on things, but I know I'll probably be taking my treatments elsewhere.[/QUOTE]The last time I went to TLC the woman was huge, not thick, huge. She did give a good massage though.

[QUOTE=GrayFoxMg1;3853035]Just recently I went to see a specialist at TLC, she went by the name of Monica and while I'm not in the habit of judging my medical specialists, she might have used her own face when she was learning about plastic surgery. It was a tad distracting, but I digress. After paying the clinic fee I was taken the the table shower to be cleaned before the procedure. I was a little nervous so she gave me something to hold onto to calm my nerves. After she sent me to a rather warm waiting room to dry off while she got the operating theater ready. Once inside she starts the procedure like many of my other specialists. I'll be honest and say that I have had better surgeons. When we got to the second half I had the sudden craving for a couple of small mounds, so I asked if we could have a snack and even promised to buy her a creamsicle if she would let me. When she told me the prices for the snack room I was shocked. I decided that it wasn't worth it but I would still get her a bag of peanuts for letting me know. Well she talked to someone because I was able to get a deal and get my mounds and her a creamsicle, though it all felt like she was in on it. Almost like she was party to the mark-up compared to other establishments. After that revelation our snack wasn't nearly as fulfilling as I had hoped. Maybe there os another surgeon there that has a better handle on things, but I know I'll probably be taking my treatments elsewhere.[/QUOTE]GrayFox, This posting was Inargueably The Most Discreet, Best description of Provider Service That I've Ever Read here. Entertainment as well as Informative Reading! Thanks GrayFox. Keep on Posting. Best, JJ.

Based on 2 recent postings, older postings & my Experience- TLC, The New Place (W. Michigan) & Massage Works, Are All Less than Good & Satisfying Places to Get a Kzoo Massage. The Only 1 in Kzoo, That Seems To Be Worthwhile, Is The newer Place labelled "Massage" in building On Whitcomb St / Kzoo (bottom of Westnedge Hill- Near Cork / Whites area. That IMO is the Only Place delivers Good Massage & a happy Value for about 60 hr+40. Of course, YMMV. JJ / Kzoo.

[QUOTE=JJletsplay;3860008]Based on 2 recent postings, older postings & my Experience- TLC, The New Place (W. Michigan) & Massage Works, Are All Less than Good & Satisfying Places to Get a Kzoo Massage. The Only 1 in Kzoo, That Seems To Be Worthwhile, Is The newer Place labelled "Massage" in building On Whitcomb St / Kzoo (bottom of Westnedge Hill- Near Cork / Whites area. That IMO is the Only Place delivers Good Massage & a happy Value for about 60 hr+40. Of course, YMMV. JJ / Kzoo.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the synopsis. Any details available on the Whitcomb St. Massage?

A constructive suggestion that would make your posts easier to read and understand--- don't capitalize words except the first word of a sentence and proper nouns.

[QUOTE=JJletsplay;3859949]GrayFox, This posting was Inargueably The Most Discreet, Best description of Provider Service That I've Ever Read here. Entertainment as well as Informative Reading! Thanks GrayFox. Keep on Posting. Best, JJ.[/QUOTE]Ehh I figured I would try and have some fun with it. For people that prefer to just get straight to the info. Masseuse looked like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every on the way down. Paid for an hr at $60. Started with a table shower with above the clothes roaming, she then stuck me in the sauna while she got the room ready. Came back to the room to an okay massage, on flip asked for BJ and she quoted $120. I tried to haggle down but she struck firm, so I decided to just get an HJ, she quoted $60, so I said forget it. She turned around and said okay BJ $80. I took it but at that point I was not anywhere close to being in the mood anymore. Finish was on her chest.

Well I've been to the three that are in town for massages, not TLC, I've had mixed responses with all of them! I'm still looking for that FS action! Looks like I have to go to Grand Rapids for that!! Please stay safe! Pleased if you guys can send me a private message! Thanks Jim.

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;3903309]Well I've been to the three that are in town for massages, not TLC, I've had mixed responses with all of them! I'm still looking for that FS action! Looks like I have to go to Grand Rapids for that!! Please stay safe! Pleased if you guys can send me a private message! Thanks Jim.[/QUOTE]Hey Jim / LM, How long has it been since you checked out BC (Spring & Happy) for what you seek? 3-4 good AM / FS providers between those 2 places. Just got to catch the timing right, as far as who's there at bat. The usual names that are chatted about tho- nothing really new. Of course, GR is definitely much better, from what I hear. Consider BC again maybe, although YMMV. PM'd you also. JJ / Kzoo.

Anyone have info on Bunni Strokes?

[URL]http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/?clients=men[/URL]

Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy;3908616]Anyone have info on Bunni Strokes?

[URL]http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/?clients=men[/URL]

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]I have seen her numerous times.

She is a petite and very slim girl with small boobs but great hips. She is kind of pretty and she does look like her pictures although they are embellished a little. While her writing skills in her ads and texting skills give the impression that she is a bubbly outgoing lady, she is actually very shy and will avoid eye contact when you are new to her. In time, she does get better but she is still very shy and avoids conversation. Having said that, she is a nice person who is honest and fair. She will not cheat you knowingly.

Her massage is not really good, and her incall is not that great. She will not allow much roaming if at all and doesn't disrobe much either, which is probably due to her shyness. Since she is smaller than my taste, that didn't matter to me. Her finish is a HJ for most of her customers. Rumor has it that if you stick around and have a few massages and gain her trust, then she will give a better ending for a little bit higher price. Truthfully, her French skills are much much better than her English. However, do NOT ask for a better ending at first or you will never get it. But if you are a die hard who is willing to suffer through the first few massages, then a brighter time with her awaits.

I have mixed feelings about her. Going to her for a massage is not high on my list. However, after I heard that she is excellent in French and heard her speak it, then she moved much higher up on my list.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;3908820]I have seen her numerous times.

She is a petite and very slim girl with small boobs but great hips. She is kind of pretty and she does look like her pictures although they are embellished a little. While her writing skills in her ads and texting skills give the impression that she is a bubbly outgoing lady, she is actually very shy and will avoid eye contact when you are new to her. In time, she does get better but she is still very shy and avoids conversation. Having said that, she is a nice person who is honest and fair. She will not cheat you knowingly.

Her massage is not really good, and her incall is not that great. She will not allow much roaming if at all and doesn't disrobe much either, which is probably due to her shyness. Since she is smaller than my taste, that didn't matter to me. Her finish is a HJ for most of her customers. Rumor has it that if you stick around and have a few massages and gain her trust, then she will give a better ending for a little bit higher price. Truthfully, her French skills are much much better than her English. However, do NOT ask for a better ending at first or you will never get it. But if you are a die hard who is willing to suffer through the first few massages, then a brighter time with her awaits.

I have mixed feelings about her. Going to her for a massage is not high on my list. However, after I heard that she is excellent in French and heard her speak it, then she moved much higher up on my list.[/QUOTE]I'll have to give her a try.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy;3909069]I'll have to give her a try.[/QUOTE]Texted her, asked for location. She said motel 6 off sprinkle.

I Did not set anything up but did a drive by.

What a shithole. As a cpl holder and one who carries 99% of the time, I have a rule I follow. If there is an area I would not go in without a gun, I don't go in with a gun either.

Hope she relocates. Love to give her a try.