Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ump1969;3428235]This is a great post, right to the point, and matches my experiences with massage places. I quit going to them years ago and, from what I read here, they haven't changed much. First, you pay premium for what is usually a lousy massage that you could get at your local mall for a third or less of the price. But who cares? Who's going to these places for the massage? The key is extras and what they cost. The providers are scared to death of LEO, so chances are you'll get either nothing or an overpriced hand tug. Even if you self serve, the girl will expect a tip. But let's say you get lucky enough to actually get FS. If you're lucky it won't be a 50+ mamasan, and whether it is or isn't, you'll be paying escort prices after you throw in the door fee. And then there is the expected tip. I say why? If there are exceptions to what I just related, feel free to educate me, because as a horny monger, I'd love nothing better than to be wrong. But based on what I read here and personal experience, I'd say check out the strip joint and escort sections, Craigslist, or Backpage before hitting massage places.[/QUOTE]Price wise strip clubs aren't much better. You are still paying 250 or 400 for an hour. The plus is that you are most likely getting a younger girl and she isn't Asian. Asians are hot but if you want to eat the same meal every day get married. The down side is obviously the price. If you have an attractive Asian parlor girl that will give you FS for an hour at 200 you are lucky when compared to paying twice that at a strip club. Sometimes more. At the club your door is usually a curtain or nothing at all. The chairs may not be conducive to umm playing either. Some clubs will try to sell you on VIP and charge you a fortune for nothing. The plus about strip clubs though is if you are a girl's regular she might let you see her outside the club. Discounting the club's cut. Strippers tend to be more ummm enthusiastic too. They are competing with a whole bunch of attractive girls. Massage places are me or her and that's it. It really is about if you click and what is offered. I see a certain stripper about once a month or two in VIP. I walk out not only smelling of stripper but wet pussy too. At the price it is a rare indulgence though. I have seen a few girls on backpage but they better have reviews and I will cough up the cash at TER. One bit of advice avoid Korean places. The Chinese and other Asian groups give better service.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;3430173]....... The Chinese and other Asian groups give better service.[/QUOTE]I've been to the KS at Darien and Lombard. I had one disappointing service.

Curious now which Chinese and others your referring to.

[QUOTE=Poogee;3434834]I've been to the KS at Darien and Lombard. I had one disappointing service.

Curious now which Chinese and others your referring to.[/QUOTE]It is really about if you are getting FS. Koreans are very regimented on the come in, sit in room for 3 minutes, go to table massage for 10 minutes, sit in sauna for 10 minutes, get massage for 15-20 minutes, extras even FS no longer than 10 minutes and you are out. In many cases you are out before 40 minutes. If you are going to pay for FS then I want 60 minutes of FS. If I want a massage then I want 60 minutes of a massage. Koreans are more likely to screw you out of time and / or service. I assume this isn't always the case but it is much of the time.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;3437098]It is really about if you are getting FS. Koreans are very regimented on the come in, sit in room for 3 minutes, go to table massage for 10 minutes, sit in sauna for 10 minutes, get massage for 15-20 minutes, extras even FS no longer than 10 minutes and you are out. In many cases you are out before 40 minutes. If you are going to pay for FS then I want 60 minutes of FS. If I want a massage then I want 60 minutes of a massage. Koreans are more likely to screw you out of time and / or service. I assume this isn't always the case but it is much of the time.[/QUOTE]Hence I stopped going to AMP if I want FS.

Spa at Morris up to Ivy, what you've mention is the regiment I've experienced.

Got tire of that routine, and progressed to apartments. Mostly Koreans.

Now curious to try Chinese, but RS2 K source is limited. Can you PM for details?

[QUOTE=Bts597;3426342]Any you guys recommend me starting at?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3426163]Your best bet is to try places. You will only get so much info from here. Try then report back.[/QUOTE]The best thing I can tell you is to read the reports on here, pick a place and GO. Then, write a report and I'm sure many of us will give you some advice.

The only way to gain personal experience is to do what the rest of us have done and that is go, spend the money and report your experience back. You can't learn how to play ice hockey by just asking questions. You have to actually get on the ice and the same goes here as well.

Good luck,

AJ.

[QUOTE=Poogee;3437672]Hence I stopped going to AMP if I want FS.

Spa at Morris up to Ivy, what you've mention is the regiment I've experienced.

Got tire of that routine, and progressed to apartments. Mostly Koreans.

Now curious to try Chinese, but RS2 K source is limited. Can you PM for details?[/QUOTE]In the last 15 years whenever I find a good girl at a massage place that a keep going back to and don't mention online (I'm a dick for not sharing) she is almost always Chinese. At the moment I don't have a regular girl. I can't point you in the right direction because all the girls I have seen in the past have moved on. I particularly miss a girl from Rose Spa in Naperville and another girl at a Rose Spa in Montgomery. This was 2-3 years ago though. I spent small fortunes on both girls. Once they left the other girls did not provide anything beyond basic service. You need to click with the girl like it is f- ing dating or something. I need to go back to both places and scope them out. Lightning rarely hits twice though. I have hopes for that Relax place or the new line-up at Switzerland. Summer will bring out some new talent in lots of places. I have never done the apartments but I occasionally do the VIP room at strip clubs. This is only sometimes worth it. You have to pay the extra club cost though but you can occasionally see a girl outside of the club. Hoping for something more economical.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3438752]The best thing I can tell you is to read the reports on here, pick a place and GO. Then, write a report and I'm sure many of us will give you some advice.

The only way to gain personal experience is to do what the rest of us have done and that is go, spend the money and report your experience back. You can't learn how to play ice hockey by just asking questions. You have to actually get on the ice and the same goes here as well.

Good luck,

AJ.[/QUOTE]I agree, many good places are YMMV to get the extra menu. The more you go and explore the more enjoyable this hobby will be.

TOFTT, went to Ruby by Liquor store at 6 corners.

100% legit.

Good massage, but nothing more.

Too much traffic for my liking in the area too.

Will stay away.

[QUOTE=FeetFeetFeet34;3458609]TOFTT, went to Ruby by Liquor store at 6 corners.

100% legit.

Good massage, but nothing more.

Too much traffic for my liking in the area too.[/QUOTE]

Any reports on Cozy Massage 98 e. Schoolhouse Rd in plainfield?

[QUOTE=ChicagoFan76;3472497]Any reports on Cozy Massage 98 e. Schoolhouse Rd in plainfield?[/QUOTE]I walked in, older lady. I asked price and said I would be back. I didn't go back. There are too many massage parlors near Oswego. That is either a good or bad thing. This place is in yorkville not Plainfield. I go to a place in Plainfield for an excellent regular massage and basic service. It is near Fox's bar. There is another one down the road that has been advertising a lot. As I said lots of massage places. I need more money to really research all of them adequately.

[QUOTE=FeetFeetFeet34;3458609]TOFTT, went to Ruby by Liquor store at 6 corners.

100% legit.

Good massage, but nothing more.

Too much traffic for my liking in the area too.[/QUOTE]I went there about theee months ago when different advertisements started coming up. I try the place out every couple years. Maybe 95% legit. There is always hope. I agree with review.

I am moving to Joliet soon, and I am looking for either a massage parlor or and independent provider who gives a decent massage and HE for around $. She does not have to provide more than HJ, but must provide HE. Greater Joliet area is fine.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;3474506]I walked in, older lady. I asked price and said I would be back. I didn't go back. There are too many massage parlors near Oswego. That is either a good or bad thing. This place is in yorkville not Plainfield. I go to a place in Plainfield for an excellent regular massage and basic service. It is near Fox's bar. There is another one down the road that has been advertising a lot. As I said lots of massage places. I need more money to really research all of them adequately.[/QUOTE]I assume you are talking about this one:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/plainfield-chinese-massage-815-782-6826/66663618[/URL]

I guess I TOFFT. I got massage only. No extras, no teasing or even hint at extras being available. Of course, YMMV.

Went once and legit only.

[QUOTE=HornyDog#2;3475969]I assume you are talking about this one:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/plainfield-chinese-massage-815-782-6826/66663618[/URL]

I guess I TOFFT. I got massage only. No extras, no teasing or even hint at extras being available. Of course, YMMV.[/QUOTE]