The Villages--my very first HE
I was on vacation with the family down in Florida this winter, and as usual for my vacation I get a massage. But it was New Years Eve, and a lot of places were closed. So I called around to every place I could in the area. The Village Massage was open, so I made an appointment. But when I showed up the lady in the window behind the curtain said, "Sorry, forget about your appointment. Can you come back in half an hour?" I wasn't thrilled about that, but whatever. I just hung out in the parking lot wasting time on my phone. Then when it was time I got out of my car to see a guy coming out, giving me a weird look. Anyway, I went in an got handed off to a not so attractive (but not ugly), younger Asian woman. Not the best body. I couldn't understand much of what she said as she led me to the room. She said something like "shower', but I couldn't understand, so I just said Okay". She left the door open a crack as I changed, and then came in while I was still getting undressed. Okaaaaayyyy. Then she wrapped a towel around my waste and led me out into the hall. I had no clue what was going on. She led me into a room with a TS. I honestly had never even heard of these things before. When she told me to hang my towel up on the door and lie down my suspicions about what kind of place I was in were confirmed. I suddenly be came an instant fan of the TS. After that she dried me off and led me back to the first room. Not the greatest massage ever, nor the most relaxing atmosphere. I like James Taylor, but not when I'm getting a massage. Anyway, I didn't know what to expect or what I should do or say. Not a problem though because she led me through the whole thing. After the HE, she leaned over to me with a big smile on her face and said "Happy New Year! I wish I would have caught her name. Because she made a monger out of me.
Hawkeye49 is a longtime respected poster here
[QUOTE=JoesGarage;3290894]I know I will probably regret this post, but it needs to be pointed out. Really? 3 visits with 3 different ladies and not one review here. Why bother posting? It contributes NOTHING. In fact, looking back there are many posts and very few reviews. All potatoes and no meat! Of course it helps make the post count look very impressive.[/QUOTE]He has left many helpful reviews over many years on this site and others. His reviews on other sites go back to 2005 or earlier. I think this complaint is unwarranted. My 2 cents.
Lucy at New AMP hwy 200 half mile west of On Top Of The World Subdivision
60 min for $60 Unbelievable quality of massage. Lusy has little to no English. I Did not try but she wsa seen ed on the edge on doing it herself but did not as I did not respond to her short stopping at the end looking at me like she was expecting a play for it. As I live close I'll try a move on her next trip and if it don't go well I'll self service in her presence if she will stay.