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[QUOTE=Tonsil Hockey; 1086741]For lack of a better term,"I had ant's in my pants for some strange", is as close as it gets to describe the reason[s] that I decided to head to Philly's "K" for some adventure on election day.

I was lucky enough to have found a gal who was listed in the Philly threads as "Mandy", a mid-30's-ish, blonde [real], who accompanied me to a pre-rented motel room near the airport. Now I won't go into a more detailed description, but suffice to say that I had one helluva time.

The moral of this story is: hey, make a day of it, life's too damn short to be bored stiff with the offerings around here [at least of late]. For less than the cost of an R&T here, I spent and entire morning and early afternoon knocking the bats out of my plumbing. [/QUOTE]Great advice TH. I've been going to the "K" for the last couple of months and must say you have to see it to believe it. You can literally spend all day window shopping, having fun, more window shopping, having more fun, even more window shopping and having even more fun for less than the price of 1 hr with a local escort. I highly recommend it but be sure and read the "22 Rules of Mongering" and follow them. The great thing about the "K" is that LE literally has bigger things to worry about than worry too much about the small fry as long as you're being careful.

Great call on Chloe, Freak.

A great story about her:

One time she was dripping hot oil over her shoulder and down her back as my rod was in her a$ crack. Screaming and moaning (fake of course. But it was hot. And this was probably my 3rd or 4th time at a MP. I think I may have been 25 or so.

BOOM!

She had hair extensions too, that were pretty hot.

Yep. Chloe sure loved to get into it. I remember the first time she offered to stick a finger in my back door. She really loved the kinky stuff like that.

Did anybody get more than a HJ from her?

Found her on b p yesterday morning, and with a few-call system was able to meet just off of 83. Pics are fairly accurate, although not 100% sure of the face (candlelight) Got comfy right away as the cover went on, CBJ followed by mish and then some rcg. She seemed to genuinely enjoy the fill (YMMV) She is from "the city" (big apple) and moves around.

Will repeat, with her friend next time. Damage was as ad stated:.8 and no upsell.

Be safe,

Pc

[QUOTE=Pelt Collector; 1088551]Found her on b p yesterday morning, and with a few-call system was able to meet just off of 83. Pics are fairly accurate, although not 100% sure of the face (candlelight) Got comfy right away as the cover went on, CBJ followed by mish and then some rcg. She seemed to genuinely enjoy the fill (YMMV) She is from "the city" (big apple) and moves around.

Will repeat, with her friend next time. Damage was as ad stated:.8 and no upsell.

Be safe,

Pc[/QUOTE]I looked for the ad but couldn't find it.

[QUOTE=Sam;1088907]I looked for the ad but couldn't find it.[/QUOTE]I mistakenly reported in the wrong area, but after asking the moderator to help remedy the situation, nothing has happened. Jada was in YORK, not Reading. MY MISTAKE.

Pc

I went into Reading today and stopped in at Elite. I waited for about a minute or so when a light-skinned black girl opened up the door and said something like "Do you have an appointment? We're extremely busy. Have you been here before?" When I told her that I had Heather there she told me that she doesn't work there any more. I then said that I've seen Bleu there before but never had a massage from her. So she went back in and about 10 seconds later she came back out and said that "Bleu's extremely busy tonight. You're better off calling tomorrow morning and scheduling an appointment. I got up and left extremely pissed. Since when were appointments required at the Elite? I suppose she could've suspected that I was LE. Who the hell knows. I sure am not going back there.

So I went to Spa 61 up there near Pottsville. I had a half hour massage from Daisy. Overweight but her weight was distributed quite nicely. I took the shower and a few minutes later, she took me back to the room. The usual half-assed massage from my back down to my calves. I flipped over and more of the same. She said that if I wanted anything else massage, I should put her hand there. After a few minutes of light teasing, I asked her if she did any extras. She told me yes and then I motioned for a BJ. She wrote the price on the erasable board. $100. I agreed and gave her the extra. She walked out of the room and came back a minute or so later. While I was laying down, she had her back to me and I heard her rip off a few paper towels. I was thinking that hey. Maybe she'll let me CIM. But when she turned around she had a rubber in her hand. Ok. I can live with that. She put it on (not quite like the AMPs do) and proceeded to perform. It felt great and it didn't take me long to get to the breaking point. As I started, she took me out of her mouth and finished me with her hand.

Don't get me wrong, it felt great but why in hell would I not be able to CIM when I was wearing a rubber? Made no sense whatsoever. Nude massage $50 plus the $200 extras was a big waste of money.

Since she came back into the room with a rubber, I would be willing to bet that more can be had.

Was cruising south and saw a sign in front of a single house for Debbie's massage. Not a strip mall, but a private house. Assume it to be a straight place. Anyone else been there?

P Chop

Yes. I've been there a few weeks ago. I was only there one time. When I got there, I parked my car around back as instructed and I thought I stepped onto the set of the Beverly Hillbillies. There was junk everywhere. I got out of my car and that's when I noticed that there was a roomful of people (turned out to be her family) watching me walk up to the back door. Debbi greeted me and walked me through more junk and into a separate massage room. I filled out some paperwork, she left the room, I got undressed, and laid on the table (on my stomach) and put a terrycloth bath towel on my ass. I was given the option of that or the standard sheet. It was a legit massage but it honestly felt great. When she massaged my ass, she did slide the towel almost all of the way down which made me think that maybe something more could happen, but nothing did on the flip.

If you're looking for a great massage, I'd say go see her. If you don't mind fat women giving you a massage.

Afterwards, I drove around and stopped at Peace of Mind. See my report on that.

Football,

Thanks for TOFTT. If you want a good massage with decent HE try the one in Phillipsburg (rte 22) behind the Jersey truck stop-just before getting on 78 East. Its a drive but reliable.

The places in Reading are getting too pricey and unpredictable.

P Chop

Hey Porkchop,

You're right, the MPs that I've been to in the Reading area (including Spa 61) are getting way overpriced. I remember the days of going to the Imperial and paying 35 bucks for a massage.

I never knew there was a MP in Phillipsburg. I love driving so I will definitely check it out.

Thanks for the tip.

I'm still laughing at the Beverly Hillbillies writeup on that place in suburban Bernville. Anyone been up "Allentown way" lately?

BTW: Did Debbie say "Y'all come on my back now, ya' hear?"

Sorry, the devil made me do it!

LMAO. I think I would've died from laughing if Debbie DID say that.

Other than the Whirl, Peace of Mind, and Spa 61, I've never ventured out of the Reading area. I definitely want to do some driving and I would like to check out Allentown's offerings as well as the one up in Phillipsburg.

I can't bring myself to driving the streets though.

Haynabonics: "up nort dare"

Should you decide to travel above Schuylkill County (and even in Pottsville) , you will encounter an entirely different language called "Haynabonics" Refer to: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sMI2jb16eo[/url] For assistance.

So,"Hello, young lady, would you care to fellate me for a fair price" becomes "hay dare babe, gots a twenny for some knob action".

Or.

"Let's go a nearby motel for some casual romance" becomes "ok dare, I gots a fifty if youse R willin ta bam on the springs".

I am eagerly awaiting the publication of the 2011 "wimmen of the coal region" calendar, which includes a coupon for a "koalbasz sandwich" and a Yuengling.

Life's a safari!

P. S. Don't forget,"dey got connoms at the counter at the "Ac uh mee" (Acme Markets)

I was just wondering if anybody heard about possible re-openings; used to like having fun in the area. If not, guess a little more driving is on the menu. Thanks if you have any input on other places and, s and w.