General Reports

Ive lived here in San Antonio for about 6 months or so.. and there is nothing here, except for the girls that occasionally visit. Your best bet is getting a taxi and going to a strip club, my advice is the Palace. I was from phx, az and they had quality girls and your from cali, so nothing compares to anything that is here. The people that do pick up girls here think they are hott, but to be honest I don't think they have seen quality like other places. Go to the Palace, but dont expect extras from the club or any good CL girls in this city.

Chitrapa, I am in no way suggesting you get busted; instead you need to draw enough attention to yourself so all of LE within a two mile radius is called to your location. If your lucky they will beat the s**t out of you and you will have a seven figure lawsuit (for a small cut I'll video it for you-if the batteries aren't dead). I know what you mean about bad teeth and drug use but in this case it was only one bad tooth, the others were white and straight. I did not see any other actions or behaivors indicating abuse or even use. I will hint around a bit and see what she says. She does have a kid and talks a lot about him and claims to do a lot for & with him which leads me to believe she is a good mom, but Dr. Pepper not milk??? Not a great mom!
Would it count for my tribute if I do a little photo shop work to an existing pic?? LOL

M&M,
We mongers know SA doesn’t have the greatest looking girls in the world (on the streets) but there are some gems in the gravel. By the way how much is it for a hot cali girl?? Action can be found t clubs but it certainly won’t happen on your first visit, trust must be established over time. As a general stereotypical statement most really hot girls know it and perform poorly. I’ll take a cute petite Hispanic who enjoys her job over a hottie who just lays there and asks if you’re finished yet. Sadly the correct combination of the two finds me hard – oops, I mean is hard to find. Remember you usually get what you pay for (in looks) and San Antonio is an economy city for SW’s. Great fun can be had with the proper attitude. Welcome to SA and enjoy what you get and don’t dream about what isn’t available.

Have fun, happy hunting (HFHH)

[QUOTE=Mega Man]

Ive lived here in San Antonio for about 6 months or so..

The people that do pick up girls here think they are hott, but to be honest I don't think they have seen quality like other places. [/QUOTE]

LOL... What other places are you talking about? I lived in San Diego back in the 70's when you didn't have to bother going to TJ to find your thrill.

... not to mention, I have traveled many countries in my lifetime.

.... add to this, the little known fact that I have lived in AZ for 2 decades. I know about PHX.

Most of my posts are in S.A. because that is where I choose to get to know most of the girls and their extended families. LOL ... along with some family pet dogs by name. The dogs don't bark at me anymore when I approach the house. Noooo, they now come up to me and try to hump me… but I tell them only if you pay me! LOL :) ... and I don't come cheap, I'm QUALITY!

If I want quality, I'll buy a FORD, if that is how people want to define quality. (a little sarcasm here) LOL Personally, I would go with Toyota.

When it comes to the girls though, I am looking for a good time as defined by my standards, not anyone else's. I am rarely disappointed with the girls I have gotten to know well... but I understand others may have different objectives and their own standards. That is OK too. There is nothing wrong with that.

To put it in other words, I am not looking for a trophy fuck and pretend, much less believe she is going to fall in love with me. LOL I just want to have a good time and I don't need a centerfold quality to accomplish my objective. I can afford escorts and strip club quality girls. I can even afford a blowup doll. The better quality ones, complete with peach fuzz.. :) Sometimes it is hard to tell the difference between them. They just lay there like a dead fish when I want a Flipper!

I just have my preferences at the moment, but it has come with a variety of threesomes.

So, I've being around to know what is available out there in terms of what others consider quality, but don't even think about asking Chitrapa how many states and countries he has traveled to in his lifetime. He will overload the server! LOL

CV,
The Riverwalk and the Alamo are prime tourist attractions for the city. There are working girls at the Riverwalk, but they are very subtle in how they operate. You just have to keep an eye open and be able to recognize them.
I am just not able to tell you how active they are though. You also have to keep your other eye open, especially in the fall when the grackles use the S.A. Riverwalk as their pit stop in their migratory path south. The grackles will shit all over you from the treetops. LOL

So as you are enjoying your evening dinner outside on the Riverwalk with your new found honey…

You:"What kind of salad dressing is that!?"

Seasoned Vet girl: "Just a little Grey Poop On" :) :)

You: "Oh French!… how romantic"


Ivel

Thanks for the info guys. I know that everyone has their own preferences and what causes they are willing to donate to. I will keep my mind and eyes open and have a good time one way or another.

[b]The Polls Are Now Closed![/b]

When I posted (4) different PICS in my last report, I wanted to see which image (i.e. gurl) received the most views (i.e. votes).

It's officially unofficial!

The "King of the World" PIC of my current Thai gf won this recent mongering election!

Remember, Texas doesn't do recounts (only Florida and California). Here, the crooked politicians just stuff the ballot boxes BEFORE the polls open. For the right amount of money, the [i]ass shot[/i] would've won this recent election...lol.

It's amazing how many lurkers cruise the photo gallery section searching for the latest self-pleasure type material. LOL. Indeed, mongers from around the world are waiting to read Camnasty's next PERV REPORT!

[b]Educating Rita & Juan - The Saga Continues

Chapter Five

[i]Part One - Non-Fat Milk, Running Shoes, Big Red Soda, Bill Millers & a regular J-O-B[/i]!!![/b]

Last month, a young monger asked for advice regarding the whole SPUR CITY mongering scene. Father Ivel and I attempted to enlighten this fresh newbie on the fine art of mongering.

Here's what I originally wrote Cheeesay:

[i] "I'll let you in on a little SPUR-CITY secret. Since I'm in the process of down-sizing my USA life before a permanent relocation to LOS, this Gringo moved himself into a cheap apartment in "The Hood"...lol.

Before I go any further, here are FIVE simple test questions:

(1) Do you have a stable job with a regular paycheck?
(2) Do you have a phone?
(3) Do you drive a car that works 6 out of 7 days of the week?
(4) Are you willing to help out every now and then with some HEB MILK money?
(5) Do you have a clean police record (current)?

If you answered YES to ALL five of these questions, then you my friend have landed in the Mongering Promise Land!

That's right, SPUR-CITY has THOUSANDS of YOUNG, single mothers looking to find the perfect SUGAR-DADDY. Indeed, this monger is in the process of hooking up with a 25 year old, 4'11 Latina spinner. Her current "DADDY" is 60 plus years old. As for myself, I'm ONLY 20 years her senior. [For those that have problems with math, I'm 45 years old.] LOL.

Without giving out too many details (just in case her DADDY is a fellow monger who reads this board), it's X-TREMELY possible to have a LOVE connection for the small price of...

a couple of short TAXI rides to Wal-Mart...
hosting a Bud Light BBQ for her family and friends (i.e. to meet more single mothers)...
helping her sell stuff at the flea market...
BUYING her a CHEAP cell phone (Cricket or Pocket)...
paying for a babysitter (Mom) so you can go to the movies (and/or NO-TELL)...
allowing her to Blah...Blah...Blah...Blah...Blah about nothing really important...
purchase her a NEW Spurs T-Shirt...
and talking to her kids while completely sober!

If a MONGER can't find a SW or Single Latina Mother in this SPUR-CITY...

He's 100% GAY!"[/i]

I normally don't reprint an entire quote, but I wanted to put this next story in the proper context. Based on the theory that ALL men pay for sex (to include any simple Karma Sutra position rendered by a wife or girlfriend), ALL men are mongers!

[i]"Father Ivel

If a warm-hearted monger buys a gurl a new cell phone, and at some later time and date, the monger has sex with this girl, did the monger actually pay for the No-Tell Motel stress relief? Do you get more bedroom positions with a Cricket, Pocket, or Sprint phone? Does an Apple I-Phone earn a monger an entire night of action?

If the answer to these questions are YES, does that mean that EVERY married guy in America is guilty of paying for sex at one time or another? (i.e. when and if he gets it...lol)

If a monger takes a gurl to buy some new clothes at Target, and once again at some later time and date, the monger has sex with this same girl, did this monger actually break the law? Does a monger still get points on his driver's license if he took her to the Goodwill instead?

If a monger posts a gurl's bond so he can sample some semi-fresh meat, and then this gurl says Thank You in her own special way, did this monger actually pay for sex?

As long as this particular gurl is not directly connected by blood, didn't this monger perform a public service by reducing the tax burden for providing her with free food, clothes and shelter?

If a new gurl at an AMP has an allergic reaction to some Chinese herbal body oil, and then accidently has one of those extended muscle spasms while holding onto a monger's Mr. Johnson, did this monger actually pay for a HJ? Or, was he just providing a medical service so she wouldn't fall off the table? Wasn't he legally obligated to provide aid and comfort at the scene of the potential accident? Shouldn't OSHA required special safety rails on all massage tables? What a poor gurl to do after a 10 hour shift?

If a single mom calls you asking for help with the rent money, and then you spend the afternoon in bed (i.e. while her kids are at school), did a monger actually pay for sex? Does it matter if you buy either whole or skim milk?

And finally, if two Mongering Knights share different gurls phone numbers, and both mongers happened to make various LOVE Connections, did they actually violate the provisions of the Texas Crime Victim Act? What does the term consenting adults really mean? What if these afternoon dates include lunch at Bill Miller's? Does it matter what she orders from the menu?"[/i]

[B]DVD: FUTURE ARMY GURL
INSERT DISC #1[/B]
[i]Track #1[/i]
In early August, I met a young, single mother at a poolside BBQ. Sometime during the Bud Light conversation, she mentioned that she always wanted to join the Army. After I making a few 1-800 phone calls, within 24 hours, a reserve recruiter contacted this future soldier at home.

[i]Track #2[/i]
The recruiter met with her and said, "you need to drop 15 pounds and finish your GED."

[i]Track #3[/i]
She enrolls in a GED Program and starts working out once a week with her new fitness trainer (i.e. at her apartment while the kids were in school). Later, this [i]athletic[/i] monger buys her a new pair of [i]running[/i] shoes and a couple bags of H-E-B groceries (to include a gallon of non-fat milk).

[B]INSERT DISC #2[/B]
[I]Track #1[/I]

DATE: Shortly before journey to LOS
TIME: 0845hrs.
CRICKET TEXT MESSAGE FROM FUTURE ARMY GURL:
"How are U? Are U busy today?"

CHITRAPA:
[On the phone]
"How's life?"

FUTURE ARMY GURL:
"Blah, blah, the kids are at school until 11:45 and I'm just kicking back. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

CHITRAPA:
"Do you need anything? Do you want to work out today?"

FUTURE ARMY GURL:
"Blah, blah, I really need to take the kids to replace their stolen Social Security Cards, blah."

CHITRAPA:
"Well, we could work out and and then pick up the girls up from school and head over to the Social Security Office."

FUTURE ARMY GURL:
"Are you sure? Do you have time? OK!"

CHITRAPA:
[Takes one MAGIC pill and grabs pre-packed monger backpack]

[I]Track #2[/I]
[APARTMENT SCENE ]

FUTURE ARMY GURL:
"Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah."

CHITRAPA:
"Interesting."

FUTURE ARMY GURL:
"Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah."

CHITRAPA:
"Really?"

FUTURE ARMY GURL:
"Blah, I like guys who are blunt, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah."
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

CHITRAPA:
"So, we have more than an hour before we have to pick up your kids, do you feel like going back to the bedroom for a special work out?"

[b]QUICK REFERENCE STATS:[/b]
Hispanic (see attached image)
Age: 25 Years Old
Kids: (2) At school
Location: Apartment (Shower & Bedroom)
Attitude: (9.9) VERY GFE
Looks: (7.1)
Body: (7.1)
Performance: (9) DATY, MISH, DATY, MISH, DATY, MISH, PIC
[Her bedroom window wouldn't completely close, so she kept biting one of her pillows to keep from screaming!]
Condoms Used: (3)
Total Damage: HEB groceries, running shoes, lunch at Wendy's and a monger provided taxi ride to the Social Security Office

TIME: 1505hrs.
CRICKET TEXT MESSAGE FROM FUTURE ARMY GURL:
"U are ONE OF A KIND!"

The Moral of this Story:
SPUR CITY remains a target rich [i]mongering[/i] environment. For every monger that knows a single mother, it's a good idea to [i][b]actually listen[/b][/i] to their monthly complaints.

"Blah, blah, RENT, blah, blah, SHOES FOR THE KIDS, blah, blah, PHONE BILL, blah, blah, blah."

You'd be surprised what a few gallons of Non-Fat Milk and Big Red Soda buys these days. Even a married monger can score a daytime grocery date with a struggling mom. SPUR CITY gurls know the game. It's a part of the younger generation's [i]hook-up[/i] culture.

Can you say, "Who's Your Daddy?"

"MILK: It does a body good!"

[b]Special Note:[/b]
[i]Mongering Commandment #2 [/i]
"In the interest of fair play...NEVER mention this board to a working girl."

In order for the theory behind Social Networking to work, [i]Juan[/i] should [i]avoid[/i] educating [i]Rita[/i] on this particular corner of cyberspace. [b]This idea also includes keeping ALL published images away from curious eyes.[/b] While it's bad enough that Uncle LEO reads this board, it's counterproductive for our Spur City gurls to know that certain [i]medical[/i] service exploits and No-Tell Motel pictures were being published on the internet. Even though it no longer impacts the undersigned directly, guys like Father Ivel and LexLuther still have significant stock options invested in the various Z-Street bus stops...

I even heard a rumor the city's considering naming a pothole after our beloved [i]Father Ivel[/i]! Donorita, if you want to lobby the city council on my behalf, I'd love my very own [i]special[/i] VIA bus stop. That way, IF I ever return to SPUR CITY, I'll know exactly where all the best gurls are sitting...lol. It'd suck to come back and have to drive around for hours searching for a [i]possible[/i] gem.

Anyhow, IF I ever posted some unedited PICs of what's available on the SPUR CITY menu, I think my fellow mongers would be AMAZED! Believe it or not, some of the gurls on Craigslist once worked the streets! Thankfully, guys like Father Ivel and Camnasty still receive the original street rates.

Until Next Time...
As Always...
Stay Safe, Happy Hunting and [b]try to maintain a sense of humor...[/b]
Signed Your Putrid Little [i]Elitist[/i] Pissant
LOS

[i]PS[/i]
(a) I'm still in contact with a fun SEMI-PRO who's always looking for the monthly rent money. PM your phone number and you MAY get a special call. Remember, I'm NOT A PIMP, so what happens between two consenting adults is none of my business. I'd hate to have a couple of SPUR CITY LEOs suddenly show up at my rice farm in LOS. The fall harvest begins in just 9 short days!

(b) I hope this last POST doesn't overload Jackson's server. Every time I attempt to keep my POSTs short, I end up writing 500 plus words.

(c) [b]Could someone PLEASE answer this question:[/b]
Why would a three year lurker make his VERY FIRST report about a [i]possible[/i] Escort bust? Considering NO ONE has posted ANY reports about the various escort businesses around town, I find the POST itself very, very strange. So Uncle Leo seized a bunch of computers...who really gives a twisted fart?

If the FBI wants to do something useful for the citizens of SPUR CITY, they'd investigate the contract padding on all the road construction going on around town. Indeed, why does it take (5) different subcontractors (6) months to fix 100 yards of the same road?

Better yet, the FEDS should set up a special task force to monitor the [i]illegal[/i] vehicles searches going on every day around town. Racial profiling is ALIVE and WELL in this Texas city. I guess a basic respect for individual civil rights is no longer a priority in America.

As far as this monger goes, the FEDS won't find Chitrapa's real name on any of those index cards seized during the raid. While living in SPUR CITY, I was strictly a MILK & CRACK monger...lol. Most of the gurls I knew didn't even have a bank account...much less a Social Security Card or Birth Certificate. LOL.

The next time Police Chief William McManus wants to hold a news conference, it should be under the Bexar County Hilton bridge. That way, the citizens of this city can witness the real [b]crimes against humanity[/b] going on less than five minutes from our beloved Alamo.

In 2007, why is the murder rate in San Antonio higher than the casuality figures coming out of Afghanistan? Is this city in the middle of a drug war that nobody wants to talk about? Bryan Chu of the Express-News and Ross Palombo of KENS 5 should have asked the Police Chief how Afghanistan's record bumper crop of opium is making its way onto the streets of San Antonio.

Here's another question these fine journalist could have asked:
Why wasn't a former Sheriff sent to jail for tax evasion for accepting a free vacation to Costa Rica?

This city has much a bigger problem on its plate than a few escort businesses. It's a complete waste of taxpayer money to continue monitoring the private bedroom behaviors of two or more consenting adults.

And people wonder why I moved to LOS...

[b]QUOTE OF THE DAY:[/b]
"I go from ZERO to horny in 3.5 beers!"

Well, I am Glad to say that connections I have made on this board have really helped me out on my last rip to SA.

Got Number from fellow Member.

Sent few text, Then made a few calls.

She called me back.

I asked if she was availiable. Of course she was. Will she come to my Hotel. Can I pick her up. Of course I can.

I get directions and am on my way.

WHen I get close I call, I miss road, call again. She puts mother on line.

Mom tells me how to get to house. Stays on phone with me. Until I park out front.

5 mins. Then mom comes out. Tells me. Daughter will be right out.

Mom loves the fact that I am from NYC.

Few more mins. And a sweet little latina spinner comes rolling out.

She jumps in, Mom says treat her right.

I say Bye. We go to hotel.

On way to Hotel I ask if she wants anything.

She ask for Peanuts. And soda.

There is Big Walmart by my hotel. We stop there.

We shop. I get her what she wants. Then head to hotel.

We get to hotel. And talk and hang for a while I put on Porn. She LOVES IT.

I ask if I can take Pics. Of course she says. I have feather mardi gra mask to cover her face. She really likes the mask.

I take a shit load of pics. AND Video.

Start with Her on top. Just rubbing her pussy and ass on my cock.

She gets cover. And we switch to Covered Oral.

She gets me hard climbs on Reverse CG.

Then to Doggie.

I get deep into her and she actually cums. Her pussy starts to drip.

I pump and stroke for good 10 mins. Until I cannot hold out.

Finish. And go clean up.

She takes shower.

Comes back we talk for another 20 mins. Round Two

Straght Mish.

I finish pretty quickly cause she is super tight.

I dropped her off later at a Friends house.

70 roses and walmart 1300 pennies made her very Happy

Almost 4 hours.

Not bad, Not bad at alll!

I'll post video link as soon as web site hosting it approves it.

If you ask me for her Number I'll direct you to the member that gave it to me. I will not give her Digits out directly, unless you are a VERY VERY senior member.

We demand a recount. I personally went for the ass shot.

[QUOTE=Chitrapa]When I posted (4) different PICS in my last report, I wanted to see which image (i.e. gurl) received the most views (i.e. votes).

It's officially unofficial!

The "King of the World" PIC of my current Thai gf won this recent mongering election!

Signed Your Putrid Little [i]Elitist[/i] Pissant
LOS[/QUOTE]

Just something I saw, and did not see any of the vets here say anything about it

[/quote]Police raid escort service on Northwest Side

Web Posted: 10/26/2007 02:25 PM CDT

Bryan Chu Express-News and Ross Palombo KENS 5 Eyewitness News

The San Antonio Police Department's vice unit raided a home and an apartment on the Northwest Side on Friday morning in what police said was an extensive, elaborate prostitution ring that posed as an escort service.

Police are calling it the biggest prostitution sting in San Antonio history. Authorities, including the Internal Revenue Service and the Drug Enforcement Agency, have had an eye on the business, Executive Playmates, since 2005.

The multimillion-dollar business, based in the San Antonio-Austin area, is believed to extend across Texas, including the Rio Grande Valley, said police spokesman Sgt. Gabe Trevino.

Authorities said the business included an in-call service where customers would go to an apartment in the 4000 block of Horizon Hill Boulevard to pick up the females and an out-call service in the 9300 block of Callaghan Road where females were sent to the customer’s location.

No arrests have been made, but authorities said they seized computers, ledgers, business transactions and thousands of index cards with client’s names.

"We are here just serving a search warrant and are seizing a lot of different pieces of evidence, " Police Chief William McManus said. "This information will go to the grand jury. After the grand jury testimony we fully expect, based on what we have here, that there will be federal indictments. "

He said those associated with running the business will likely face state and federal charges, which include money laundering, tax evasion and organized crime. Nearby neighbors were not shocked by the news.

"We knew something, but how do you complain and say a renter put up a security camera or we see cars coming and going because there has never been a disturbance, " said a neighbor, who did not wish to be identified.

"That's bad. I mean not knowing what's really going on in your neighborhood, you know. I mean especially at the corner, " said neighbor Jeany Arredonu.

Of the clientele, which includes professionals, McManus said, "I suspect there will be some nervous people, " as the investigation continues.[/quote]MAN I wish I would have known about that place! But all good things I guess. Damit I should have known about that place, how the hell did I fall out of the loop?

[QUOTE=WhenIn Vegas]We demand a recount. I personally went for the ass shot.[/QUOTE]


Gee, thanks for the vote! That was a self portrait of my ass, using mirrors, freshly shaved. LOL :) :) :)

You are not taking me seriously here, I hope!! :)
No one ever does!

Ivel

[QUOTE=ExpressNews]
Police raid escort service on Northwest Side

Web Posted: 10/26/2007 02:25 PM CDT

Bryan Chu Express-News and Ross Palombo KENS 5 Eyewitness News

The San Antonio Police Department's vice unit raided a home and an apartment on the Northwest Side on Friday morning in what police said was an extensive, elaborate prostitution ring that posed as an escort service.

Police are calling it the biggest prostitution sting in San Antonio history. Authorities, including the Internal Revenue Service and the Drug Enforcement Agency, have had an eye on the business, Executive Playmates, since 2005.

The multimillion-dollar business, based in the San Antonio-Austin area, is believed to extend across Texas, including the Rio Grande Valley, said police spokesman Sgt. Gabe Trevino....
[/QUOTE]

That is one of the problems with getting screened when using an escort service.

All my posts on this board have been a complete fantasy. I am just exercising my rights of free speech and practicing my life long dream of being a fiction writer. How did I do over the years? Did I sound convincing?

Also, this may be news to everyone here except for one or two. I am also moving out of the country within a very very very short time myself to practice my fiction writing in a nice warm cottage on the beach where it is legal to write fiction.

I am not a pimp! I am an American! but I always wanted to be a PIP! and hop on the midnight train named Georgia.

:)

Oh Man!

I just read about the bust.

Here I am just starting out and now I am probably on the list of Executive Playmates.

What do I do now?

I need MANSWERS here to cover my ass!

And I've just barely just lost my cherry! I've been slimed!

I may have to pretend I'm an illegal alien and leave the country as well, along with you other guys.

[QUOTE=Chitrapa]
Until Next Time...
As Always...
Stay Safe, Happy Hunting and [b]try to maintain a sense of humor...[/b]
Signed Your [b]Putrid Little [i]Elitist[/i] Pissant[/b]
LOS
[/QUOTE]

I hope to get a cool name like that someday.

[i]Sigh[/i]...Cheese

[i]Father Ivel[/i]

I know you're on a [i][b]tight[/b][/i] schedule at work, so I'll try to keep this POST short:

You never sent me any PICS of Georgia! Does she really [b][i]ride[/i][/b] a train after midnight? If she's from Texas, she must be a [b]cowgirl[/b]! I know all true cowgurls love BIG RED. What about AVERAGE WHITE? or SMALL BROWN? Recently, I bought a LARGE box of BLACK colored condoms, but they just don't fit right.

Anyhow, my POOR BOY hasn't been the same since I landed in LOS. Sadly, Bangkok doesn't have even one Bill Millers...so I'm making due with a steady diet of THAI. LOS is the best place in the world to [b]EAT OUT[/b] (both day and night)! After midnight, Bangkok's got some fantastic two-for-one specials (see image below).

Did you know that most Thai gurls want real American beef instead of MILK? It [b]sucks[/b] because I packed two gallons of [b]half & half[/b] in my suitcase for nothing...

IF you need any [b]X-tra[/b] gallons, I could FEDEX them for your next [b]services[/b] trip to SPUR CITY. I know at least one single mom that can't keep enough WHOLE MILK in the FRIG. Since I left, she really needs someone to [i]drop by[/i] the [b]apartment[/b] and help her [i]defrost[/i] her ICE BOX. Since her [b]ESCORT[/b] is temporarily out-of-service, she'll let you stay longer than an hour. The kids are [b]IN[/b] school until 3:30 in the afternoon, so the best time to [b]CALL[/b] is just after 9 in the morning.

When I talked with her on the telephone, I could tell she was a bit depressed. Why? Yesterday, her Aunt got busted by Uncle Leo sleeping with another man. Even though her Uncle spent two years doing important [b]MISSIONARY[/b] work in [b]San Juan Capistrano[/b], he still has a nasty temper.

Anyhow, when you're at her apartment, check out the new [b]Hardwood Floors[/b]. It was a special gift before I left the country.

Remember, a big jar of [b]GREEK[/b] olives and [b]80 ROSES[/b] would really make her X-tremely happy!

[i]Father Ivel[/i]
On your next trip to Vegas, you might want to avoid playing [b]KENNO[/b]. You'll have [b]better luck[/b] on the blackjack tables.
Why? It's hard to explain. I just have this [i][b]lurking[/b][/i] feeling...

[b]Educating Rita & Juan - The Long Saga Continues[/b]

[b]Chapter Five
[i]Part Two - Making a small investment[/i][/b]

[i]Father Ivel[/i]
Does anybody actually sit down and [i]READ[/i] our POSTS? The main points are not hard to digest. How many times do we have to sing the same old songs about the same old issues? Recently, it appears that only Camnasty understands the true nature of this forum:

[b]Ask not what this forum can do for you...ask what you can do for this forum.[/b]

Over these last few months, I've attempted to plant a new seed to an old idea:

[i]"Since the internet continues to be this evolving, information, social and entertainment platform, mongers must learn to adapt to the changing digital environment. Thus, when Father Ivel and I write about "Social Networking", we recognize that LE has completely embraced this emerging technology as a means of gathering and transmitting information (which includes monitoring Craigslist and this forum)."[/i]

With that said, before mongers can start sharing information among themselves, they must first establish a high degree of trust. In the case of this specific forum, trust can only be achieved by giving...

Otherwise, the Gods must still be crazy!

With only two or three POSTS left to write, it's my hope that at least one mongering message grows beyond these few simple pages...

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethic_of_reciprocity[/url]

Camnasty's latest X-ploits are just one example. I'm sure the 1300 [i]milk pennies[/i] he spent at Walmart made for [i]a more relaxed[/i] NO-TELL Motel experience! I bet talking to this gurl's mom provided him with yet another added rush! Before he even landed in SPUR CITY, he knew the best way to contact this gurl was via text.

By sharing several [i]Penthouse Forum[/i] style reports (accompanied with some [i]legitimate[/i] mongering PICS), he was rewarded with a SAFE and X-citing evening of pleasure between two consenting adults. Camnasty's previous, detailed PERV reports help overcome Mark Twain's aphorism "Believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see." ([b]*[/b])

[b]For the record, I'm not a pimp! I'm a self-descibed [i]radical[/i] altruist

In order to save money for a future goal or dream (i.e. such as buying a house or early retirement), common sense dictates that you must make a few investments. Whether you drop your [i]milk pennies[/i] in a savings account, IRA, stocks, bonds or coffee futures, the whole idea is for your money to make more money. Yes, while it's possible to win the lottery, most folks achieve financial success the old fashion way...by working for it!

This same idea holds true for mongering. It involves taking risks and investing a couple of [i]milk pennies[/i] every now and then...

Not long ago, I received the following PM from a ZERO POST newbie. After writing him back about expecting [i]something for nothing[/i], this was his candid response:

[i]"Yeah, ZERO posts in the USA sex guide because I have ZERO experience in the US - so I might be of no help to the US mongering scene, but I've put in my two cents globally and have shared all my experiences, limited as they are. So if you don't want to help me get started here in the US, then that's up to you, but what you said about something for nothing bugs the shit out of me. And where do you get off with this [b]elitist[/b] attitude? I've posted my experiences in the hopes of HELPING other people, to help then avoid the mistakes I made, or to suggested places that are on the up and up. Maybe you've lost sight of what these boards are for, and instead use them to boost your ego. The whole reason I PMed you was because reading your posts I thought you'd be cool and helpful, but all I've gotten is a pissy attitude from you. So keep your numbers, whatever good they do you, and forget I ever PMed you."[/i]

Before this specific PM, I asked this non-monger to send me his phone number. That way, if one of my [i]special[/i] friends needed to [i]borrow[/i] some [i]rent[/i] money, they could talk on the telephone about a possible [i]no interest[/i] loan. Sadly, when he refused, I told him he expected "something for nothing".

Mongering in the US is the same as every nearly country in the world (minus Vatican City): "No Money...No Honey!"

[b]Once again, I'm not a pimp! I'm a self-descibed [i]radical [/i] altruist AND a putrid little [i]elitist[/i] pissant

For those mongers visiting these pages for the first time, when I write in this forum, I [i]usually[/i] do what I say and say what I mean...

Until Next Time...
As Always...
Stay Safe, Happy Hunting and [i][b]try to maintain a sense of humor[/b][/i]...
Signed Your Putrid Little [i]Elitist[/i] Pissant
(a.k.a. Fantasy [i]Fiction[/i] Writer)
LOS

[b]PS[/b]
(a) Please excuse the [i]bold[/i] printed words in the top section of this POST. My laptop's keyboard got slightly damaged on the long flight to LOS.

(b) [i]Cheesesay[/i] - Executive Playmates? How much do you make at Taco Bell? Anyhow, what happened? The Milk Lady wouldn't see you or what?

If you're really worried about being arrested, you could always fly to Thailand and hide out under a cardboard shack near my farm. The rice harvest starts next week and we could use the additional help in the fields. You should feel right at home. Illegal aliens over here do the same kind of work as in America. Just don't pretend to be a Canadian school teacher on vacation from South Korea. IF you're ever approached by the Thai police, just tell them the truth. Say, "I'm a Mexican who left the United States for real FREEDOM."

Reference Links:
Big Red Soda: [url]http://www.bigredltd.com/[/url]
Milk Lady POST: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=568117&postcount=517[/url]
(*)[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphorism[/url]
(**)[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altruistic[/url]
(***)[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elitism[/url]

This afternoon I gave a call to a potential regular. With camera and charged batteries I set out on my seemingly never ending quest to pay tribute to Chitrapa. Ms. C. agrees to have me pick her up at her place. This time she doesn't even ask for Dr. Pepper. I pull in front of the house and she comes out, jumps in and off we go. After about a block she informs me she is on the rag and that we should wait until tomorrow. She also tells me her aunt got busted and she needs some money to help out her uncle....... and so on. I tell he I get off work early Friday and will call her then. I give her a .1 and tell her I'll call latter. Now I'm a little pissed cuz I not only wasted a trip to the other side of SA but worse yet I wasted a perfectly innocent Levitra in anticipation. I did not have time to do any hunting so its - no ho, no ho, its off to home I got no pics, no sex, no fun, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Dang, I've got to wait a few years before I return to Disney. LOL At least I did manage to see an above average number of workers. I love the "rent is due" time of the month.

Moving forward to the past; I had to go toward the east side on Sat. morning (around 11:00) so I thought it was my duty to do a little recon. There seemed to be an unusual number of WSW in the area - all with pimps close by. I have few principles, one is that I just don't like giving my money to a girl when I know it will end up in the hands of some ass hole who will treat her like shit. I don't have a big problem if I know she will give the money to a drug dealer though. Go figure, at least the second option lets the girl get a little temporary pleasure from the $$ for providing me with a little temporary pleasure. On the way north, Broadway was calling me for another chance. I spotted a few possibilities, one was even decent looking (always beware of clothed SW's from a distance). Again time was short and so was my little head, caused by blood pressure medicine, age, or lack of a viable outlet in the area.
Once again, Happy Hunting

I Hope you all enjoy...

and hopefully I eventually make it to senior unmoderated poster status !

[url]http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=116233[/url]

I hope I have made my fellow mongers proud.

Camnasty

Thanx for the great video sermon featuring [i]CPS Energy Gurl[/i]!

Powerful!

In other monger news, while Googling Spur City, I found this interesting report:
[url]http://www.ksat.com/news/14423606/detail.html[/url]

The news reporter failed to mention that Uncle LEO also uses Yellow Cab Taxis and Code Compliance vehicles to monitor the action on the streets.

Anyhow, while sitting peacefully under a beautiful palm tree, I started to ask myself, have things gotten so bad in Spur City that LEO needs to hide?
What next?
Stealth justice?
No wait...
that's already happening...lol.

As Always
Stay Safe, Happy Hunting and try to maintain a sense of humor...
Signed Your Putrid Little [i]Elitist[/i] Pissant
LOS