Smell of smoke? No. Smell of unkemptness? Yes. Watch out for the cat hair 100000000000%.
[QUOTE=ChiefTain;7038455]Been wanting to see this women for a while LOL. Does the house smell?[/QUOTE]
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Smell of smoke? No. Smell of unkemptness? Yes. Watch out for the cat hair 100000000000%.
[QUOTE=ChiefTain;7038455]Been wanting to see this women for a while LOL. Does the house smell?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ChiefTain;7038455]Been wanting to see this women for a while LOL. Does the house smell?[/QUOTE]Smells like an old, nasty kitty litter box with years of mold caked on top. When she moves out that place will need to be dozed and buried in a landfill.
[QUOTE=LustyB;7040083]Smells like an old, nasty kitty litter box with years of mold caked on top. When she moves out that place will need to be dozed and buried in a landfill.[/QUOTE]In my opinion her house does not smell like anything. I have never smelled cat or anything. Yes, the house is old and worn down, much like she is. It has a certain classiness of an old new England home.
I would think that with the money she makes, she could hire a housekeeper. I was thinking of offering her to do it for free, for endless banging, but I doubt she would take it.
Clit.
K recently told me a monger of hers brought her a vacuum cleaner and she thinks she'll continue to vacuum up the cat hair regularly. I told her I think that's a really terrific idea as opposed to having cat hair everywhere and anywhere.
[QUOTE=ClitfLicker;7040205]In my opinion her house does not smell like anything. I have never smelled cat or anything. Yes, the house is old and worn down, much like she is. It has a certain classiness of an old new England home.
I would think that with the money she makes, she could hire a housekeeper. I was thinking of offering her to do it for free, for endless banging, but I doubt she would take it..[/QUOTE]
Needed a cheap nut so hit up K and went over. Straight to qnal as she's usually clean, not today. Immediate smell and pull out to check, shit everywhere and not like flecks but like coated. Wet wipes galore for both with her saying 5000 times she showered. Ugh that's not how it works sweetie. Cleaned up and inspected both to be as sure as possible and back to fucking, pussy only this time though. Pounded the fuck out our her. Had to pin her hands to her chest cause she kept trying to cover her pussy when I just wanted to rail her. Finish and pull out, more shirt all on my dick. I checked I was in door 1 not door 2. So some other monger switched holes before me and coated her **** with shit too. Thanks bud. Used the rest of her wi po es to clean up a shitshow again. I hate myself.
[QUOTE=Squints1880;7065066]Needed a cheap nut so hit up K and went over. Straight to qnal as she's usually clean, not today. Immediate smell and pull out to check, shit everywhere and not like flecks but like coated. Wet wipes galore for both with her saying 5000 times she showered. Ugh that's not how it works sweetie. Cleaned up and inspected both to be as sure as possible and back to fucking, pussy only this time though. Pounded the fuck out our her. Had to pin her hands to her chest cause she kept trying to cover her pussy when I just wanted to rail her. Finish and pull out, more shirt all on my dick. I checked I was in door 1 not door 2. So some other monger switched holes before me and coated her **** with shit too. Thanks bud. Used the rest of her wi po es to clean up a shitshow again. I hate myself.[/QUOTE]Well, sorry for a "shitty" visit. That's happened to me once with her and never again will I go anal with her or any other woman. It isn't my thing. I only had a small chunk on my head vice what you've experienced. And yes, I noticed that's her new thing where she keeps putting her stupid hands on her pussy. Never done that in the past and always tell her to put her hands on my shoulder. A few minutes later, she does it again. SMH.
[QUOTE=Squints1880;7065066]Needed a cheap nut so hit up K and went over. Straight to qnal as she's usually clean, not today. Immediate smell and pull out to check, shit everywhere and not like flecks but like coated. Wet wipes galore for both with her saying 5000 times she showered. Ugh that's not how it works sweetie. Cleaned up and inspected both to be as sure as possible and back to fucking, pussy only this time though. Pounded the fuck out our her. Had to pin her hands to her chest cause she kept trying to cover her pussy when I just wanted to rail her. Finish and pull out, more shirt all on my dick. I checked I was in door 1 not door 2. So some other monger switched holes before me and coated her **** with shit too. Thanks bud. Used the rest of her wi po es to clean up a shitshow again. I hate myself.[/QUOTE]Glad she was too busy for me yesterday sounds like she got done dirty. I called yesterday and she said she was stuck on a job LOL you mean knob right. Anyhow she calls me back a little bit later to say she was still busy but would have time after 4. I didn't have time after 4 so I avoided serious poop dick heh.
[QUOTE=Squints1880;7065066]Needed a cheap nut so hit up K and went over. Straight to qnal as she's usually clean, not today. Immediate smell and pull out to check, shit everywhere and not like flecks but like coated. Wet wipes galore for both with her saying 5000 times she showered. Ugh that's not how it works sweetie. Cleaned up and inspected both to be as sure as possible and back to fucking, pussy only this time though. Pounded the fuck out our her. Had to pin her hands to her chest cause she kept trying to cover her pussy when I just wanted to rail her. Finish and pull out, more shirt all on my dick. I checked I was in door 1 not door 2. So some other monger switched holes before me and coated her **** with shit too. Thanks bud. Used the rest of her wi po es to clean up a shitshow again. I hate myself.[/QUOTE]She's going to have a nasty infection soon. That is why women don't go ass to pussy.
I've gotten specks from her back door but never full on scat.
I don't she has ever done an enema back there. Or the do sell shower attachments for anal douching.
[QUOTE=Squints1880;7065066]Needed a cheap nut so hit up K and went over. Straight to qnal as she's usually clean, not today. Immediate smell and pull out to check, shit everywhere and not like flecks but like coated. Wet wipes galore for both with her saying 5000 times she showered. Ugh that's not how it works sweetie. Cleaned up and inspected both to be as sure as possible and back to fucking, pussy only this time though. Pounded the fuck out our her. Had to pin her hands to her chest cause she kept trying to cover her pussy when I just wanted to rail her. Finish and pull out, more shirt all on my dick. I checked I was in door 1 not door 2. So some other monger switched holes before me and coated her **** with shit too. Thanks bud. Used the rest of her wi po es to clean up a shitshow again. I hate myself.[/QUOTE]Coming to this thread and reading shit like this (pun intended) is like passing a brutal car accident and you can't look away. And you see mangled bodies and practically drive heave and say to yourself "why the hell did I look at that on purpose!"
[QUOTE=Squints1880;7065066]Needed a cheap nut so hit up K and went over. Straight to qnal as she's usually clean, not today. Immediate smell and pull out to check, shit everywhere and not like flecks but like coated. Wet wipes galore for both with her saying 5000 times she showered. Ugh that's not how it works sweetie. Cleaned up and inspected both to be as sure as possible and back to fucking, pussy only this time though. Pounded the fuck out our her. Had to pin her hands to her chest cause she kept trying to cover her pussy when I just wanted to rail her. Finish and pull out, more shirt all on my dick. I checked I was in door 1 not door 2. So some other monger switched holes before me and coated her **** with shit too. Thanks bud. Used the rest of her wi po es to clean up a shitshow again. I hate myself.[/QUOTE]Not for nothing, but if I pulled out of her ass and found shit on my dick, there's no way I'm sticking around to fuck her pussy. You must have some high end Viagra to keep a wood going after seeing shit on your dick.
[QUOTE=JackLyons1967;7068092]Coming to this thread and reading shit like this (pun intended) is like passing a brutal car accident and you can't look away. And you see mangled bodies and practically drive heave and say to yourself "why the hell did I look at that on purpose!"[/QUOTE]You nailed it, pun not intended. Gross topic but yup, I still read this "you can't make it up if you tried" shit, although I will continue to take a pass on the Special K experience.
[QUOTE=Squints1880;7065066]Needed a cheap nut so hit up K and went over. Straight to qnal as she's usually clean, not today. Immediate smell and pull out to check, shit everywhere and not like flecks but like coated. Wet wipes galore for both with her saying 5000 times she showered. Ugh that's not how it works sweetie. Cleaned up and inspected both to be as sure as possible and back to fucking, pussy only this time though. Pounded the fuck out our her. Had to pin her hands to her chest cause she kept trying to cover her pussy when I just wanted to rail her. Finish and pull out, more shirt all on my dick. I checked I was in door 1 not door 2. So some other monger switched holes before me and coated her **** with shit too. Thanks bud. Used the rest of her wi po es to clean up a shitshow again. I hate myself.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=George57;7068205]Not for nothing, but if I pulled out of her ass and found shit on my dick, there's no way I'm sticking around to fuck her pussy. You must have some high end Viagra to keep a wood going after seeing shit on your dick.[/QUOTE]I whole heartily agree, how the fuck could you keep an erection after finding shit all over your dick.
That combo was what got me there.
[QUOTE=Iman2765;7070334]I whole heartily agree, how the fuck could you keep an erection after finding shit all over your dick.[/QUOTE]
As you all know! K loves it. If you are interested in gangbang with k straight men only, not in her house but somewhere a lot better, maybe room. DM me I'm looking for a dream team. Must be clean.
I've been reading your stories for long enough. I had to try it out myself and finally joined the club this weekend.
Gave K a few calls recently and she either "had company" or was "at an appointment. " Yesterday she picked up, said she'd be ready in 15-20 minutes, so I said fuck it. I'm going in! Arrived at her spot and was greeted by the old bag in a little black nighty, or as she calls it her "sexy lingerie. " Heavy white makeup, nice nails, just got her hair done. She was under the impression I was just there last week and that she remembered me LOL. Again, never been before. But I rolled with it. Whatever.
Cat food everywhere, but no smell as other reports have noted. Not a clean spot, but not a total dump. Was expecting worse.
Went into the room, stripped down. Was about to start with a BBBJ when she goes, "Oh excuse me one moment, I have to use the bathroom. " I sat there with my cock in my hand as I heard her mumbling on her phone in the bathroom to another monger LOL. She returns and was like, "Oh, I had to wash my hands. I had something sticky on them from earlier!" You can't make this stuff up.
So begins the toothy lackluster BJ. I made sure she put the work in giving attention to the boys, taint, and ass. Every so often she comes up to say, "Let me know when you want to fuck me and what position. You can fuck my pussy or my ass. We'll have a pleasurable experience. " We probably did 20-25 minutes of that. I struggled finding something attractive about her. Her skinny build and those huge hard tits are honestly more of a turn off than a turn on for me. And the moans were out of control! Funny enough, she didn't want me to touch her hair. If my hand came close to her head, she'd gently bat it away. She'll let you in every hole, but don't touch the hair!
Then she put some lube on the old thang and I went in for some missionary. She asked multiple times if I wanted a condom during our encounter. I thought I'd be down for BBFS, but when the moment came, I just couldn't bring myself to do it, knowing her volume and reading the recent shit dick story LOL. So I threw a rubber on and busted within a minute or two. Wasn't too bad. Wasn't too good either. We talked about the weather for a minute then I left. She told me to come back anytime.
In the end, I'm glad I went. It wasn't really a walk of shame leaving there. That'll happen after I go back.