Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Shooter61;6186075]Waxing the city is out by Grand Ave Sun Prairie. They offer men's services. But I don't think they offer the extras.[/QUOTE]After a legit waxing there is no way you're going to want extras. This is based on experience.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;6153969]I really don't like having my face massaged, especially when their hands smell like feces. Yes, she had the stink finger. She offered me "butt" and I declined. Apparently the guy before me didn't.

Fuck this place and their E-Coli encrusted fingers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Badger6969;6153782]They have a back door entrance but there was a cop parked on the street. Went back later and walked it. Several other businesses so it was weird. The two women working were not attractive but I went through to the finish. I recommend avoiding unless you like a finger buried in your butt. That was the only thing they do well.[/QUOTE]Mystery Solved!

[QUOTE=RodBarnwood;6186241]Mystery Solved![/QUOTE]Not Badger. He does a flavored sparkling water enema before he hooks up. He is dedicated to conscientious rectal hygiene.

I'll be visiting Madison very soon and looking for an AMP that provides L2 service. Send a PM with details please. Much appreciated!

[QUOTE=AlexZim;6187198]I'll be visiting Madison very soon and looking for an AMP that provides L2 service. Send a PM with details please. Much appreciated![/QUOTE]Did you checked the forum? Go to a bar, you have 5 X better chance of getting laid than getting an L2 in a Madison AMP!

[QUOTE=AlexZim;6187198]I'll be visiting Madison very soon and looking for an AMP that provides L2 service. Send a PM with details please. Much appreciated![/QUOTE]It's not an AMP, but go to Geisha Bath House. It's pretty much your only guarantee.

[QUOTE=TJ321;6188650]It's not an AMP, but go to Geisha Bath House. It's pretty much your only guarantee.[/QUOTE]Visited in September. Two girls available when I walked in. Picked the hotter one. Was on the chubby side. Overall was convenient for an out of towner passing they to walk in and get FS with a white girl but was completely just going thru the motions. Was super nice but was not sexy at all. CBJ till hard then bent over the table doggy till I filled the bag.

Took a jaunt to Park to check out new AMP. First off absolutely fantastic teasing, the whole massage was pretty much just teasing. If you like that sort of thing this is your place. Great ending as well.

But there is bad. Lots of cameras was stated earlier and that's not joke, I counted at least 4 just walking through the hallway from the back. And the place is a complete dump. It looks like it was built in the 1920's. If you go there you will see what I mean. Plus the lady is really unattractive. Her face sags. Her body is decent but she's not the best looker. And there is a dude present who walks around. Don't know if I'll go back but dam it was a good first visit.

[QUOTE=HamFister;6189357]Took a jaunt to Park to check out new AMP. First off absolutely fantastic teasing, the whole massage was pretty much just teasing. If you like that sort of thing this is your place. Great ending as well.

But there is bad. Lots of cameras was stated earlier and that's not joke, I counted at least 4 just walking through the hallway from the back. And the place is a complete dump. It looks like it was built in the 1920's. If you go there you will see what I mean. Plus the lady is really unattractive. Her face sags. Her body is decent but she's not the best looker. And there is a dude present who walks around. Don't know if I'll go back but dam it was a good first visit.[/QUOTE]When I went nothing great but ok. Somebody opened the door when I was not covered so wondering if it was the guy? Is so not cool.

[QUOTE=HamFister;6186099]After a legit waxing there is no way you're going to want extras. This is based on experience.[/QUOTE]Sounds like we need a new sub called Storytime! LOL.

If you go to one of the places that.

Has a retail location.

IF you pay the fee, just want a massage.

Can you just turn down the offer of extras.

And no tip is required?

[QUOTE=Free34;6193936]If you go to one of the places that.

Has a retail location.

IF you pay the fee, just want a massage.

Can you just turn down the offer of extras.

And no tip is required?[/QUOTE]$20 is a standard tip for a decent massage with no HE.

[QUOTE=Free34;6193936]If you go to one of the places that.

Has a retail location.

IF you pay the fee, just want a massage.

Can you just turn down the offer of extras.

And no tip is required?[/QUOTE]I've done that's few times — better massage than some "legit" places, and no scheduling hassle. But I do still tip $20.

[QUOTE=Newbie5;6194111]I've done that's few times better massage than some "legit" places, and no scheduling hassle. But I do still tip $20.[/QUOTE]I disagree. Even the best AMP massages I've gotten have not been as good as a typical massage from a legit LMT. In my experience. If a good legit massage is all you want with no extras, there's no reason to go to an AMP other than that you can walk in without an appointment.

I used to go here a couple Of years ago and then it shut down for a while. It seems like the hours are hit and miss but I drove by and it looked open. I can't tell if it is officially open, or just occasionally. Massage was lackluster. Little tease. On the flip She got out of roll of saran wrap and wrapped it up. Then proceeded to gnaw on it with the toothy attempt at a BJ. I asked her to stop and I removed the wrap. She did a little hand then grabbed what I thought was lube. Nope. Hand sanitizer. Alcohol based. Burned like crazy. Very uncomfortable. Killed any fun I was having. Crazy. She then started gnawing on me again but I asked her to stop. I need to quit this hobby.