Massage Parlor Reports

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Anyone go to this AMP? Visiting DC this week and might need some Asian stress relief.

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Anyone go to this AMP? Visiting DC this week and might need some Asian stress relief.[/QUOTE]Your blue boys with their old, yellow hands. Go north to MD if you can for AMPs. You're better off checking for non-Asian action in DC, to be perfectly honest as there's more misses than hits. This is coming from an Asian who prefers Latinas, so take it with a grain of salt. Two words will sum up most of the DC area, "Nova finish". If you're ok with that and nothing more, then most places of BP will provide what you're looking for. If you're willing to shell out a bit more, Eros will satisfy your yellow fever.

Stay safe & GLHF!

When they first opened, "S__ " gave a nice finish, but she has since cut back. A very good massage, lots of teasing, but no HE. She is a very sweet & attractive therapist. Basic one hour. 7 but upsell, which I declined. Walls don't go all the way up, and there are curtains, not doors. Want to have fun? Climb up on table and look over the partition to the next room! But be careful. Across from Woodley Park Metro.

First time. A bit of a shady set up at first but nice once you're there. Met nina very small and slender. Probably early 40's but cute as a button. Massage was lackluster but prices were low and hearken back to a time recently past. Think old Annapolis rd. Where I always felt like I was getting a deal at least I will be back. It will be my new go to place. Most of the regulars on this board seem to know the low down already but if you want to chat and have actual useful verified reports (don't care if you're a senior as I am not) pm me.

Yeah then at least enjoy aphilly cheese steak to warm ya up. AMPs not worth it in dc.

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Anyone go to this AMP? Visiting DC this week and might need some Asian stress relief.[/QUOTE]Yes. Plenty of info on the Md. Board.

[QUOTE=ZebraSoile;2362999]When they first opened, "S__ " gave a nice finish, but she has since cut back. A very good massage, lots of teasing, but no HE. She is a very sweet & attractive therapist. Basic one hour. 7 but upsell, which I declined. Walls don't go all the way up, and there are curtains, not doors. Want to have fun? Climb up on table and look over the partition to the next room! But be careful. Across from Woodley Park Metro.[/QUOTE]When I went there, a sign was placed in the room that said keep underwear on. Still got the massage, but was not optimistic and I was right.

[QUOTE=Je2010;2387143]When I went there, a sign was placed in the room that said keep underwear on. Still got the massage, but was not optimistic and I was right.[/QUOTE]Hi,

Massage was not really a good one. Since nothing else happens you get some other places for the same price with better service, massage including HE.

Ole.

[QUOTE=Je2010;2387143]When I went there, a sign was placed in the room that said keep underwear on. Still got the massage, but was not optimistic and I was right.[/QUOTE]Hi,

I also went there some time ago, asking for a massage. Pants I had to keep on. Not a really good massage, and nothing else, by far not a HE. You get definitely better massage at other places TOGETHER with HE.

Olecranon.

I just have to shake my head that this thread keeps getting updated. Are any of you really surprised when you go to a massage place in DC and it's legit only? I know things were glorious in the olden days, but DC has been a desert for HE (and more) massage parlors for close to a decade. If you're so desperate for a rub-and-tug, drive a half hour to any number of places in MD or VA. That's what I do, and I have no idea why I'd even try any places in DC. Of course if you don't have a car. Well. My sympathies. That would be an awkward Uber ride.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2392744]I just have to shake my head that this thread keeps getting updated. Are any of you really surprised when you go to a massage place in DC and it's legit only? I know things were glorious in the olden days, but DC has been a desert for HE (and more) massage parlors for close to a decade. If you're so desperate for a rub-and-tug, drive a half hour to any number of places in MD or VA. That's what I do, and I have no idea why I'd even try any places in DC. Of course if you don't have a car. Well. My sympathies. That would be an awkward Uber ride.[/QUOTE]Some of us have to work downtown & like a place to relax at lunch time. We have cars, but they are parked at suburban Metro stations. Agree that WG is hit-and-miss, mostly miss, but the same can be said for many NOVA places. DC is not a total desert, but you have to look hard, be lucky, and get to know a provider. The Russians on 11th St. NW (used to be on 4th St SW) are OK in a pinch.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2392744]I just have to shake my head that this thread keeps getting updated. Are any of you really surprised when you go to a massage place in DC and it's legit only? I know things were glorious in the olden days, but DC has been a desert for HE (and more) massage parlors for close to a decade. If you're so desperate for a rub-and-tug, drive a half hour to any number of places in MD or VA. That's what I do, and I have no idea why I'd even try any places in DC. Of course if you don't have a car. Well. My sympathies. That would be an awkward Uber ride.[/QUOTE]I've gone to a couple of former DC-quality AMPs in suburban MD using public transportation. You can Metro close enough to take a connecting bus. If you are pressed for time, you can take a taxi from the Metro station to a legit place (medical building, shopping mall, hotel, etc) within walking distance of the AMP.

Having said this, I got a bit of a nostalgia trip the other day while walking in NW. I walked right past the old Downtown location and also walked down the 1800 block of M street. I fondly recalled the old townhouse located between the 1819 Club and Camelot. You could "warm up" with eye candy in the strip clubs and then walk right next door to a top-quality AMP. I remember that there were two AMPs in the same building. The one on the second floor was really crappy but the one on the third floor was outstanding.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2392744]I just have to shake my head that this thread keeps getting updated. Are any of you really surprised when you go to a massage place in DC and it's legit only? I know things were glorious in the olden days, but DC has been a desert for HE (and more) massage parlors for close to a decade. If you're so desperate for a rub-and-tug, drive a half hour to any number of places in MD or VA. That's what I do, and I have no idea why I'd even try any places in DC. Of course if you don't have a car. Well. My sympathies. That would be an awkward Uber ride.[/QUOTE]I went there when I first moved to DC and didn't see any reviews on it. Some of us were not around when DC wemt south and I didn't do a lot of research. That was my fault.

[QUOTE=Max#01;2398993]Having said this, I got a bit of a nostalgia trip the other day while walking in NW. I walked right past the old Downtown location and also walked down the 1800 block of M street. I fondly recalled the old townhouse located between the 1819 Club and Camelot. You could "warm up" with eye candy in the strip clubs and then walk right next door to a top-quality AMP. I remember that there were two AMPs in the same building. The one on the second floor was really crappy but the one on the third floor was outstanding.[/QUOTE]I was in Cleveland Park recently and had the same thought.

[QUOTE=Je2010;2387143]When I went there, a sign was placed in the room that said keep underwear on. Still got the massage, but was not optimistic and I was right.[/QUOTE]I've never paid any attention to that sign, and I've never had any issue with the provider ("S_a" Just cover yourself with a towel, which in many cases will fall to the floor after a while. If she insists on putting your underwear on (and this has hapened elsewhere), just get dressed and walk.