Slapping the Meat Stick Something Sillyface
[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1429604]I agree with Cowboy that this report should probably be in another thread. I personally believe that all body rub/massage/he girls' reviews belong in the Massage Parlor thread. I think this thread should be for escort reviews only. If they don't offer FS, they shouldn't be in this thread unless they're advertising as an escort and not fufilling that definition. Then, we need to know about it here. My .02.[/QUOTE]Ya got to admit, kinda fucking dumb to be posting a thread about someone posting a thread in the wrong place! Maybe we should have a "Hey You Posted In the Wrong Fucking Forum and Since Our Entire Life Revolves Around These Forums We Thought We Should Start a Forum to Whine About It"
Roses Are Red.
You Eat Steak With A Knife.
Get a Fucking Life!
In other news.
Saw Karrey again. One sexy ho she is. Ok, who else has noticed one of her boobs is bigger than the other. C'mon say it!
I remember not to long ago when she was just a little precious little. Now she's grown up and gets her eyes and shit into it. Makes you kinda feel like king of the Hampton Inn. But seriously, she is a hottie.
Still want to know about Taylor. Help Please I keep looking at her pick and smacking my turtle dove until it spews. If I don't stop I might end up with some kinda hormone imbalance or maybe develop a high sensitivity to people posting on the wrong forum! Nah, I ain't that fucked up.
Oh see'mon. I'm only kidding dick head.
Three cheers for Herpes Free!
Anal Thumbs Cause Grasshoppers
So Brooke is riding me Reverse Cow Girl (or as I like to call it "Poop I Dare Ya!") and I am enjoying watching my loggenfelder slide in and out of her, when suddenly I say to myself I say "why not suddenly thrust my left thumb in that vacant poopy tunnel?". Now normally this would be a certain relationship killer. But I figured it ain't like she is going to break up with me or nothing.
So I take a quick scan of the room, lift my head forward, I get middle lock and I ham my left thumb as deep in her crap hut as I can. Holy shit fellas you shoulda seen her jump. Looked like a fucking grasshopper. So I figured, ah well, at least I can say I tried it now she is going to throw my stinky thumb ass out.
Not so fast fuck face.
Wouldn't ya know, she starts laughing hysterically and so I figured. May as well start laughing too. So I did. I also pretended to scratch my bose but was really just getting a whiff of them poop corns.
Anyways. 3 minutes later she tells me I can put one of my fingers in her anus (love that word) but just do it slowly. You gott be fucking kidding me. Here I thought I am about to get thrown out, now there is a go get lineup all waiting to feel the inside of her protein pump. Wow.
She give terrible head though. But she sure as hell can jump!
If you see her tell her Dr. Surprise! Sent you.