The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2722393]
[b]Sissy Chrissy is No Monger (Part II)[/b]
Really? The little man with the uneducated mind. That is the best you can do? So here is the deal, I am going to type a little slower, because I know you can't read very fast and here is a helpful link when I use words that are three syllables or more. [URL]http://beta.merriam-webster.com/[/URL] I see you are still here posting bullshit report, so let's review. Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do it. I CAN pick up a young lady that is totally out of it, park between two cop cars in front of OPD and tell her it's cool. She will go with it because she is out of it and doesn't know any better and vulnerable. Would a seasoned Monger do this? Hell NO. But this is what you suggest. Why? Because you ARE NOT A MONGER by any stretch of the definition. YOU don't have the first clue about being a Monger. You don't know there is honor among true Monger and respect and chivalry. YOU, the little man with the uneducated mind, do not have any of these traits to even come close to being recognized for anything except somebody that loves to be a keyboard cowgirl, floods the board with bullshit post and has the vocabulary level of a 14 year old boy that loves to hang out in the park and practice profane words with his buddies. No more, no less. Example, no matter how many times you post that Orlando strip clubs have cold beer and dancers, will not change the fact that the consensus still remains, they suck in a bad way compared to Tampa or Cocoa Beach. If you do in fact frequent these strip joints, I can see the bartenders, dancers and even the bouncer and DJ cringe when you walk in. "There is that Jack Ass again the harasses the help and nurses the same beer for hours at a time, never tipping the dancers or bartenders". I bet you are a lot of fun NOT! And the SW thread, pathetic to say the least. Same Shit Different Day. We know that Amber, Megan and Nicole give blowjobs. And please learn how to post pictures, truly a rookie mistake. Since it has been established that you are no genius or a Monger, only a little man with an uneducated mind, that explains why you don't get the fact that daily TRUE MONGERS take you to the woodshed and beat your ass. I am somewhat embarrassed for you, hate to say it. You just don't get it, hence the recommendation, just go away. You bring NOTHING here. Wait, possible a smoke screen for the unsuspecting newbies that SHOULD NOT ask for your advice or FOLLOW your advice. Once again, don't go away mad, just go away. Darken someone else's doorstep with your nonstop bullshit reports.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.[/QUOTE][B]JC:[/B] I don't think ANYONE has ever said it BETTER!

[B]Christine:[/B] You must have spent some time in the military. Thank you for your service. Sorry your balls got shot off in the war, and ended up between your ears!

Another dream of Nicole.

Hooked up with my favorite girl later tonight at the Sunoco. Wearing a sexy short green dress. Ass bouncing all over the place. Nicole is my fuck girl. I never can see her without fucking her. Excellent BBBJ and cfs. I always come hard with Nicole. Such a sweetheart. I dropped her off at McDonald's off sandlake and another monger was waiting for her. He got out his car and greeted her with a huge hug and kiss. LOL. Does he not know that less than ten minutes before he saw her that.

My Dick was in her mouth and her sweet pussy!! LOL. Was that one of you mongers?

Chris5. —————.

You are ragging on another monger for meeting a girl after you had her. Dumbass, how many dicks did she have in her jaw before you showed up that day? Oh right, all these girls are vestal virgins right up until YOU see them on any given day.

I nominate you as the stupidest, most inane monger that has ever been on this board. Look up inane it covers everything you are and very little else. Jack off of the year 2015+ you've got my vote!

Now you can rant and call me all sorts of names, I find you never respond to the allegations against you, you just start calling people names like an out of control child.

VS.

[QUOTE=RunnerGuy;2721964]I second that but unfortunately, she may not be around much longer.[/QUOTE]WOW what a loss for Orlando!! Lmao! Good riddance you NASTY skank!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2719754]You are no where near my level of mongering FOOL![/QUOTE]Well at least you got [U]THAT[/U] right, Christine.

No one [U]WANTS[/U] to be [U]ANYWHERE[/U] near [U]YOUR[/U] LEVEL of "mongering".

As JC (and others) have said [U]MANY[/U] times, [B]YOU ARE NO MONGER[/B] !

You [U]sad[/U], [U]sad[/U] little man, you are NOTHING MORE than a [RED][b][u]RAPIST OF THE HOMELESS[/u][/b][/RED] !

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2721908][B]Hey Chrissy5:[/B]

Not every FLOWER can say love, but a ROSE can. Not every PLANT can survive thirst, but a CACTUS can. Not every [RED][b][u]IDIOT[/u][/b][/RED] can read, but look at [RED][b][u]YOU[/u][/b][/RED] go, you sad, sad little man!

Today I am taking this moment to send this encouraging message to my ASSWIPE friend, Chrissy5. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there [RED][b][u]CUPCAKE[/u][/b][/RED], because you're fucking SPECIAL to me, and you're my very own sad, sad little ASSWIPE. Look at you smiling at your phone, you [RED][b]CRAYON-EATING MOTHERFUCKER![/b][/RED].

[B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B][/QUOTE]Hey buddy! My old friend! Seriously I look at you like my best bud on this board old friend. We go way back right yrag? You remind me of my DOG! When my dog gets out of line I fucking kick the shit out of it!! You remind me of him old pal! So let's talk yragfag. How's life treating you? Are you still secretly recording unsuspecting women in that shitty bedroom of yours? I didn't see the hidden video cameras in that pic you posted yesterday. Where were they buddy? Dallas is by far the hottest chick you ever had in your shitty weird house! I'm sure you paid her really really really good yrag. She probably took ten showers when she got home to wash your NASTY ass off of her.

Yragyrag I think you are one weird cocksucker who takes these weird photos of unsuspecting women! Do you even have a job yrag? Or is that your mother's house? I picture you as a broke unemployed perverted bum! You are severely jealous of me and my many many beautiful chicks that I get daily. I'm not a nice guy buddy. I only wish you the worst buddy! One final question. Do you have a real life wife or girlfriend? Probably NOT! But if you do she is probably NOT satisfied with you sexually and thinks your just a weird guy that can't fuck! LOL! Tell you what old friend, PM me her digits. I will fuck her good buddy! I will bend her over and shove her head face down into a pillow and plow her asshole good! You can. Even watch if you like old friend! Nice chatting with you old friend. Let's do this again soon.

Cocksucker!! Lmfao!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=STrain;2722272]You clowns sure do have a whole lot of attitude for people that have to pay for pussy![/QUOTE]We sure do, we are sad hopeless little men.

Thanks for piping in.

OK, back to more brash and cocky bashing.

PG.

You have some fucking nerve you cocksucker! You brag about you fucking the top provider's yet you won't admit that they charge you considerably MORE because your so fucking disgusting. Word is that you look like Jabba The Hutt! LOL! Is this true Jazak? Do chicks really have to lift your fat belly just to reach your NASTY dick!! You're an asshole Jazak!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=STrain;2722272]You clowns sure do have a whole lot of attitude for people that have to pay for pussy![/QUOTE]Since you also pay for pussy and have an attitude this post is a total waste of space. Or are you so damn sexy these ladies pay you for sex. Nawwww. You are a loser that pays for pussy.

As this year winds down, let's not forget all the fun we've had along the way.

Here are the most memorable Top 10 Photos of 2015.

Enjoy, and Happy New Year!

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And although this photo did not make the Top 10 Photos of 2015, it certainly deserves "Honorable Mention".

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[B]Why are you refusing to answer my questions[/B] about how your SKANKY SW SISTER is doing these days? She must be really busy these days. [B]Im getting bombarded with PMs from all your friends on the Streetwalker thread[/B]. They're giving me their shitty reviews of her. They're afraid to post their reviews in the Streetwalker thread because they know she is your sister, and they don't want to get on your bad side. [B]But all your buddies are "[i]eating that shit up[/i]"[/B] or should I say it's really your SKANKY SW SISTER that is "[I]eating all your buddies shit[/I]"!

Chrissy5, GO KISS YOUR SISTER AGAIN. I know you've been doing that on a regular basis now, because I saw you chilling out at Flashdancers the other day, and I could see those stained teeth of yours clear across the room; [RED]dark-brown stains, just like your sisters![/RED].

[B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B]

[B][i]What an IMBECILE !!![/i][/B]

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Again, just a rant with no substance from the little man with the uneducated mind. Thank you for proving my point. I'd like to share just a few of my stripper stories with you, but you are not worthy and I believe it is getting that time where a True Monger takes you back out to the woodshed for another ass beating. Enjoy!

JC

[QUOTE=Chris5;2722422]Actually old man I love the OBT strip clubs! Always a great time. I'm not just some regular customer asshole! You know ZERO about me! When I walk into a club people jump to greet me! Why? They all want something from me if you can relate to what that means. And it ain't cash old man. Don't you have a bingo game to go play asshole? When was the last time your old ass was in a strip club? Don't hate on me cause I live the life you could only dream of. Glad to know you follow my posts on the SW thread! I appreciate that! You know the thread no one reads! LOL! If you don't like my posts there then stay off the SW thread. Or you can also put me on ignore. Problem solved old man. RESPECT among MONGERS? Fuck that! There is ZERO respect in this game old man! Go be nice to someone else and see how you get shitted on asshole! I'm trying to teach your dumb ass something old man. There's ZERO respect in this game with mongers and these hos! You do you jc, and I can promise you I will continue doing me. I ain't going no when motherfucker! You hate my posts yet you can't stop reading them. You hate the SW thread but you follow me there as well. You follow me on the strip club thread also! And you think I'm the one with issue's? Lmfao! Do you have a wife in real life?'can I fuck her in her ass? That's the only thing you can do for me jc! So continue arguing with me here everyday if you like. I'm here, I'll make time for you old man.

Chris5.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2723038]Again, just a rant with no substance from the little man with the uneducated mind. Thank you for proving my point. I'd like to share just a few of my stripper stories with you, but you are not worthy and I believe it is getting that time where a True Monger takes you back out to the woodshed for another ass beating. Enjoy!

JC

.[/QUOTE]That's the best you got old man? LOSER! I'm getting bored with you asshole! At least my good buddy YragFag is entertaining!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2722449]Another dream of Nicole.

Hooked up with my favorite girl later tonight at the Sunoco. Wearing a sexy short green dress. Ass bouncing all over the place. Nicole is my fuck girl. I never can see her without fucking her. Excellent BBBJ and cfs. I always come hard with Nicole. Such a sweetheart. I dropped her off at McDonald's off sandlake and another monger was waiting for her. He got out his car and greeted her with a huge hug and kiss. LOL. Does he not know that less than ten minutes before he saw her that.

My Dick was in her mouth and her sweet pussy!! LOL. Was that one of you mongers?

Chris5. .

You are ragging on another monger for meeting a girl after you had her. Dumbass, how many dicks did she have in her jaw before you showed up that day? Oh right, all these girls are vestal virgins right up until YOU see them on any given day.

I nominate you as the stupidest, most inane monger that has ever been on this board. Look up inane it covers everything you are and very little else. Jack off of the year 2015+ you've got my vote!

Now you can rant and call me all sorts of names, I find you never respond to the allegations against you, you just start calling people names like an out of control child.

VS.[/QUOTE]I appreciate your nomination old man. I've worked very hard to become DOUCHE BAG of the year. Wouldn't you agree? But you went even further and basically said I was the worst this great board has ever seen. I'm Speechless! I accept your award for DOUCHE BAG of the year with tears of joy in my eye's! Thank You Thank You Thank You!!

By the way say hello to your friend that cocksucker YragFag for me. Man that guy is hysterical.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2722479]Well at least you got [U]THAT[/U] right, Christine.

No one [U]WANTS[/U] to be [U]ANYWHERE[/U] near [U]YOUR[/U] LEVEL of "mongering".

As JC (and others) have said [U]MANY[/U] times, [B]YOU ARE NO MONGER[/B] !

You [U]sad[/U], [U]sad[/U] little man, you are NOTHING MORE than a [RED][b][u]RAPIST OF THE HOMELESS[/u][/b][/RED] ![/QUOTE]Hey YragFag. How are you old friend? So buddy I heard the woman you were going to quick mongering for is leaving Orlando? Are you taking your useless idiot ass with her you cocksucker! Take you and your weird pics and shove them up your ass YragFag. LOL! You're a LOSER and you will always, always, always, always be a LOSER!

Go shove so crayons up your ass!

Chris5.