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[QUOTE=TrynewJG;7551169]The pictures on the website were fairly accurate. This is at the apartment at Towson if anyone don't know. In person her face looked a little different not quite as polished as the photos but still attractive. She greeted me with a kiss and quickly suggested we undress and head to the shower, which I was happy to do. The shower area was very clean, and she took her time washing me in a slow, attentive way. There was plenty of kissing, and she teased me for a bit while gently playing with me, which really started building the heat.

After drying off we moved to the bed where she continued with a very enthusiastic BBBJ on the side of the bed, using a lot of tongue and great rhythm. I was getting close to finishing, so I picked her up, laid her on her back, and put protection on before moving into missionary. She was very flexible and moved her hips in a way that made everything feel intense and natural.

Just before I reached the edge, I turned her over into doggy where the pace picked up and I finished strongly. She had a tight, round figure that looked great from that angle. Afterward I spent some time returning the favor, and she responded enthusiastically.

Overall it was a really enjoyable session. If I'm back in that area again, I'd definitely consider seeing her another time.[/QUOTE]23+ reviews in the last 5 weeks. TryNewJG. Try New Japanese Girls? Is this a fake account posting fake reviews?

$160-360/ session. $4000-7000 spent in 5 weeks on girls?

Ahappyspa is a pretty standard price from the agency I have been going to. At least in nova area too. I have been paying from 240-360 range depends on how long you like. So I thought it was normal? Are there a cheaper place around Towson area?

Also met Alina today she is very cute and service orientated. She accommodating everything I wanted and she even gave me a titty job without me asking. If you are a titty lover you are going to love it. Gave a very sloppy BBBJ and during the main event she got a great view to see while fucking from the back or the front with her titties bouncing up and down.

This sounds more like the KAAMPs in NoVA, like Discreet Stroy or Club Paradise. Worth depends on a lot.

The NoVA places charge 340, all inclusive. More than a regular AMP, but it's also better than AMP service, and it also depends on what the individual is looking for.

[QUOTE=Msu930;7553176]That price is wow definitely not worth.[/QUOTE]

There has certainly been a fair amount of shilling of late, and it does make one wonder. Someone will likely end up TOFTT, and clear the air.

[QUOTE=JaySinn;7553187]23+ reviews in the last 5 weeks. TryNewJG. Try New Japanese Girls? Is this a fake account posting fake reviews?

$160-360/ session. $4000-7000 spent in 5 weeks on girls?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;7553331]This sounds more like the KAAMPs in NoVA, like Discreet Stroy or Club Paradise. Worth depends on a lot.

The NoVA places charge 340, all inclusive. More than a regular AMP, but it's also better than AMP service, and it also depends on what the individual is looking for.[/QUOTE]Hey now! I have had great success with club paradise! I am coming to Towson this weekend and was thinking of trying to fit a CP stop in. But, I think I may try happy spa! If I make it there, I'll definitely give a report.

[QUOTE=JaySinn;7553187]23+ reviews in the last 5 weeks. TryNewJG. Try New Japanese Girls? Is this a fake account posting fake reviews?

$160-360/ session. $4000-7000 spent in 5 weeks on girls?[/QUOTE]I know this guy who goes twice a day, which spend about 500 to 700 a day. I think most people who are in to this hobby are well off. 7000 may not even be half of what they make its what I'm guessing.

I did the tiniest amount of digging and the 3 accounts who have "reviewed" ahappyspa on this forum are all northern VA natives and almost exclusively post in that state thread, so I do think its odd that 3 VA users traveled to towson to visit a new agency that has VA prices when seemingly they have a great time locally? Looking at the website, its not kept up well at all, pictures are all over the place, on the models page there are 2 clickable images neither of which are the 2 allegedly at towson, and only when you click one of the false images do you see another set of girls as well as names age and other data also changing from preview to clickage. Scrolling down the home page there's an address at towson, but the locations page has a google maps screenshot of a chicago address. Also there's very obviously faked reviews if you scroll far enough on the home page, they even added in a "reply" feature that doesn't work to aesthetically make it seem legit.

Not to say it isn't a legit place, these prices are a little higher than the crapshoots in BWI and with VA pricing / account reviews, it could be like someone said before, a VA agency branching up. Someone's going to have to TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Enumclaw;7553582]I did the tiniest amount of digging and the 3 accounts who have "reviewed" ahappyspa on this forum are all northern VA natives and almost exclusively post in that state thread, so I do think its odd that 3 VA users traveled to towson to visit a new agency that has VA prices when seemingly they have a great time locally? Looking at the website, its not kept up well at all, pictures are all over the place, on the models page there are 2 clickable images neither of which are the 2 allegedly at towson, and only when you click one of the false images do you see another set of girls as well as names age and other data also changing from preview to clickage. Scrolling down the home page there's an address at towson, but the locations page has a google maps screenshot of a chicago address. Also there's very obviously faked reviews if you scroll far enough on the home page, they even added in a "reply" feature that doesn't work to aesthetically make it seem legit.

Not to say it isn't a legit place, these prices are a little higher than the crapshoots in BWI and with VA pricing / account reviews, it could be like someone said before, a VA agency branching up. Someone's going to have to TOFTT.[/QUOTE]That is interesting. I know the NOVA Agency board is complaining about a lot of fake reviews down there. That is. Interesting though. As it might imply that this is an expansion of some of the agencies down there. And the same people who actually work for the agencies down there are posting here. Can't imagine they drove up here. Most of the Chinese run agencies in Nova seem to have similar (or the same) ownership. There already are a couple operating in Rockville.

I know the board does not know me (I used to post a good amount under a different but similar user name way back during the Jade Heart / Moonlight spa days), but you don't have to trust that. I would say if we can get some of the girls that are usually in VA or the MD DC suburbs around here. It would be great. But I am rather skeptical as well. The Chinese agencies require less screening typically. But not no screening, unless you are screened already at one of the many outfits they have.

IF we can get some of those girls, they would be much younger, and attractive versions of anything at an AMP up here, with expanded menus (some of which is not included in the 360). That doesn't mean the service is better. It can be, but it also can be you get a girl who is very inexperienced (which honestly can be fun) or a girl who knows how cute she is and makes you feel like she is way too good for you / has a lot of rules.

I am considering it. If I do I will report back.

[QUOTE=JaySinn;7552178]He says off Rogers.[/QUOTE]Yes what I experienced happened at Ace. What I found not too far off of Rodgers Ave is tons better.

[QUOTE=JaySinn;7553187]23+ reviews in the last 5 weeks. TryNewJG. Try New Japanese Girls? Is this a fake account posting fake reviews?

$160-360/ session. $4000-7000 spent in 5 weeks on girls?[/QUOTE]I'm not even going to complain about the pricing. That's whatever. That account, however, is highly questionable at best.

If you look at their post history, and if you also look at the history of the account that showed up to defend them here (and [URL=https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?33082-Agency-Discussion-and-Reviews&p=7551615#post7551615]has been called out for shilling over there too[/URL]), both have low posts, and both moved from posting on the Northern Virginia board over to the Baltimore board within a day of each other and then back again.

Now it could just happen to be a coincidence that two accounts are claiming to be spending this amount of money between the Baltimore and NoVA areas. Or maybe not, and maybe something is just super weird about these two accounts.

I have had many a good time there, and was not speaking ill of CP. I saw Viki and Kiwi in the last month or so. Unreal, is all I can say.

To keep it on track, if Happy Spa is of the same ilk as CP, then I could be tempted. Even at 360.

[QUOTE=PAGonzo420;7553423]Hey now! I have had great success with club paradise! I am coming to Towson this weekend and was thinking of trying to fit a CP stop in. But, I think I may try happy spa! If I make it there, I'll definitely give a report.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alasqano;7553993]I'm not even going to complain about the pricing. That's whatever. That account, however, is highly questionable at best.

If you look at their post history, and if you also look at the history of the account that showed up to defend them here (and [URL=https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?33082-Agency-Discussion-and-Reviews&p=7551615#post7551615]has been called out for shilling over there too[/URL]), both have low posts, and both moved from posting on the Northern Virginia board over to the Baltimore board within a day of each other and then back again.

Now it could just happen to be a coincidence that two accounts are claiming to be spending this amount of money between the Baltimore and NoVA areas. Or maybe not, and maybe something is just super weird about these two accounts.[/QUOTE]I don't understand the point. Just roleplaying? Fantasy writing?

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;7554211]I have had many a good time there, and was not speaking ill of CP. I saw Viki and Kiwi in the last month or so. Unreal, is all I can say.

To keep it on track, if Happy Spa is of the same ilk as CP, then I could be tempted. Even at 360.[/QUOTE]What bother me is happy posting their address and we know K or Chinese camp in nova don't post their address nor they are 24 hrs. To me it seems like a backpage AMP but you paying a higher price.

[QUOTE=LoveDemAzn;7554415]What bother me is happy posting their address and we know K or Chinese camp in nova don't post their address nor they are 24 hrs. To me it seems like a backpage AMP but you paying a higher price.[/QUOTE]Yes! I was just thinking that last night. The website is janky and nothing like the ones you see in NoVA.

They also don't need to make fake accounts and fake posts / reviews to promote.

Def feels like a low end AMP or motel / hotel ACS trying to pretend to be high end agency.

Not TOFTT. Too many flags.

[URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/maryland/baltimore/bodyrubs/body-rubs/time-to-unwind-and-relax-78907.html[/URL]

They claim to be legit only. No extras. Then why post on site for sex workers?

Anyone tried them?

Texted them. They are asking for references (so there is a screening process it seems) - which feels more legit but again we will see. I don't have any non agency references so I might be out of luck depending on what they are going to ask. In my experience the Chinese agencies are much easier compared to the Korean but I have been screened by both.

Have not heard anything back since I told them I don't have any references they can use.

So I tried them out.

First, I had to a little trouble getting in the building. Yaya (I think that's what she said her name was) had to come down and get me. She was pretty attractive and pleasant. After a silent elevator ride up, walked me to the apartment. Once inside she tried to pass me off to the other woman (didn't get her name). She was older but still pretty. I opted for Yaya though. We hopped into the shower together but it took a good min for the water to get warm. The cold water didn't stop her from keeping me up. After that she had me lay down and she gave me a pretty good bbj. Afterwards, she slipped on some protection and hopped on top. A few minutes after mish, then doggie. I wanted more of her mouth so we switched back to bbj and I finished on her lovely tits. 8/10 experience. Though I can't say I have a lot of it. Did a HHr $$. Probably going to go back just for the bbj.

[QUOTE=JaySinn;7554284]I don't understand the point. Just roleplaying? Fantasy writing?[/QUOTE]The rumor / conspiracy theory is that these are agency workers trying to drum up business. Especially for new girls who don't have reviews yet.

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[QUOTE=JaySinn;7553131]They probably rotate to places in New York.[/QUOTE]Text their place in Salisbury, she can probably tell you what happened.

[QUOTE=DaddyJack;7554581]So I tried them out.

First, I had to a little trouble getting in the building. Yaya (I think that's what she said her name was) had to come down and get me. She was pretty attractive and pleasant. After a silent elevator ride up, walked me to the apartment. Once inside she tried to pass me off to the other woman (didn't get her name). She was older but still pretty. I opted for Yaya though. We hopped into the shower together but it took a good min for the water to get warm. The cold water didn't stop her from keeping me up. After that she had me lay down and she gave me a pretty good bbj. Afterwards, she slipped on some protection and hopped on top. A few minutes after mish, then doggie. I wanted more of her mouth so we switched back to bbj and I finished on her lovely tits. 8/10 experience. Though I can't say I have a lot of it. Did a HHr $$. Probably going to go back just for the bbj.[/QUOTE]Another new account. Shocker. Willing to bet that if Admins check the logs all these accounts will come from the same IP address.

[QUOTE=JaySinn;7555448]Another new account. Shocker. Willing to bet that if Admins check the logs all these accounts will come from the same IP address.[/QUOTE]I get the scrutiny, but I'm just trying to contribute.

[QUOTE=JaySinn;7555448]Another new account. Shocker. Willing to bet that if Admins check the logs all these accounts will come from the same IP address.[/QUOTE]I decided to take one for the team, skeptical as I was. I got Miyu (part Japanese part Korean). Very attractive. For a 40 plus year old. At least in my experience it is what people expected it might be. An overpriced version of what you can get down in Linthicum or Ellicott City.

That written, Miyu did her best to try to earn that money, and if the price was more in line it would have been great, and I was really hoping for better because of the location. I spoke to her mostly in Japanese (not sure what her English ability is.) just and FYI.

Will say she did both rimming (unsolicited. Honestly I am not a fan but some of you might be) and. She had a vibrator and used on me (which was interesting. Did not want it used on her though. She also cut DATY short because she is very sensitive). Preview BBBJ in the shower (always nice). No hint of anything more being available for additional money. Service would be mid or maybe a bit better than mid for the VA agencies. Only the provider would be 15 to 20 years younger depending for the same base cost. You can easily get "VIP" service at a place like T&C in Ellicott city with more options for less.

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I'm not new to this hobby, but sometimes I make decisions like I am.

Thai weekend I was in the area and tried Lotus for the first time. I needed a sure thing and my time was limited so I gave them a call. Now I've read the reviews. I know it's hit or miss. But for whatever reason I felt like I would get a good experience.

Call, set an appointment and was met by mamasan. She immediately says oh I recognize you come on in. Again. My first time there.

I go in the room and ann older lady comes in. My back was killing me so I said I'll take an hour and then was told that they only do half hour appointments and it was 60 bucks. I'm also one that will just suck it up and take what I've been given even though I know I'm getting ripped off. So I go along with it give her the 60 and lay down. She covers me with a towel and then does the standing over me foot massage on my back. I'll never understand why this is a thing.

With about 10 minutes left she has me flip over and then offers me the most ridiculous pricing. 100 for a topless HJ. Folks what are we doing here?

And to top it off she sucked at it. I couldn't get into it. And she kept complaining her hands hurt. The she says you have 2 min left. I somehow mustered up enough energy to finish. I got out of there so quickly.

Now, feel free to say I told you so. I deserve it. But for those who have never tried them, this is what you can expect.

I just want a good massage, with a happy ending by a decent looking provider who won't rip me off.

Help me out fellas.

[QUOTE=Dayman08;7557012]I'm not new to this hobby, but sometimes I make decisions like I am.

Thai weekend I was in the area and tried Lotus for the first time. I needed a sure thing and my time was limited so I gave them a call. Now I've read the reviews. I know it's hit or miss. But for whatever reason I felt like I would get a good experience.

Call, set an appointment and was met by mamasan. She immediately says oh I recognize you come on in. Again. My first time there.

I go in the room and ann older lady comes in. My back was killing me so I said I'll take an hour and then was told that they only do half hour appointments and it was 60 bucks. I'm also one that will just suck it up and take what I've been given even though I know I'm getting ripped off. So I go along with it give her the 60 and lay down. She covers me with a towel and then does the standing over me foot massage on my back. I'll never understand why this is a thing.[/QUOTE]Yeah I went there a few years ago with the same experience and price. I never went back again.

[QUOTE=Dayman08;7557012]I'm not new to this hobby, but sometimes I make decisions like I am.


I just want a good massage, with a happy ending by a decent looking provider who won't rip me off.

Help me out fellas.[/QUOTE]I would have recommended Silk before it closed (that at least used to be good. For just a happy ending). It is not that far from Lotus to College Park or Greenbelt. I have heard a lot of very good things about Angel Spa in College Park.

I assume you have been to Ace (have not had good experiences there). The "wellness" locations around Baltimore seem to be closed (I think. I am not sure on that). They were all good. Although they might not be what you are looking for.

[QUOTE=Dayman08;7557012]I'm not new to this hobby, but sometimes I make decisions like I am.

Thai weekend I was in the area and tried Lotus for the first time. I needed a sure thing and my time was limited so I gave them a call. Now I've read the reviews. I know it's hit or miss. But for whatever reason I felt like I would get a good experience.

Call, set an appointment and was met by mamasan. She immediately says oh I recognize you come on in. Again. My first time there.

I go in the room and ann older lady comes in. My back was killing me so I said I'll take an hour and then was told that they only do half hour appointments and it was 60 bucks. I'm also one that will just suck it up and take what I've been given even though I know I'm getting ripped off. So I go along with it give her the 60 and lay down. She covers me with a towel and then does the standing over me foot massage on my back. I'll never understand why this is a thing.

With about 10 minutes left she has me flip over and then offers me the most ridiculous pricing. 100 for a topless HJ. Folks what are we doing here?

And to top it off she sucked at it. I couldn't get into it. And she kept complaining her hands hurt. The she says you have 2 min left. I somehow mustered up enough energy to finish. I got out of there so quickly.

Now, feel free to say I told you so. I deserve it. But for those who have never tried them, this is what you can expect.[/QUOTE]Good massage, good happy ending, good price.

If you're lucky you will get 2 out of 3. Sometimes you get 1 out of 3.

I've only ever had 3/3 in Orlando FL.

We've all been there when you get 0/3.

You def want to check out PG county to better your odds.

I like the set up here. No frills low key entrance. I met Jenny, who was very friendlyand personable. Banter was good, massage was below average but wasn't the reason I went anyway. First time having a dry massage LOL. Basic service on the flip. . 6 house and. 6 tip. May or May not return.

[QUOTE=Rodwell169;7555261]Text their place in Salisbury, she can probably tell you what happened.[/QUOTE]What was the name of that place?

[QUOTE=JaySinn;7560359]What was the name of that place?[/QUOTE]Another site list it as Salisbury Body Rubs. I will pm you the number.

[QUOTE=MarlinMan;7546888]Driving on Rt 1 - I saw sign lit up at Ace last night.

Went there today. They are open again. $80.00 for hour. No other customers rang bell during the 50 minutes I was there.

Nothing special. HJ tipped $50.00. Did not get her name. She seemed a touch gun shy. I had to point at JR and make HJ sign.[/QUOTE]It's kind of crazy that Ace would come back just to be on that BS again. I've never had a particularly good time there. It's just too many places where the provider is a better catch a the experience can be astronomically enhanced without the awkward silence they usually give.

Years ago before I even joined this forum I stopped in there and got a provider that was actually really attractive. I didn't know the lingo then so when she asked me if there was anything else after the massage, I didn't catch what she meant. Then as she wrapped up I kinda hinted towards extras and she got irate with me—but in a cute way. She probably would have done more if I didn't squander my time but I got her to sit on my face in her panties and give a hammer time HJ in the last 5 minutes I had left. She told me next time she give me the sucky sucky. I went back a few times after than and I guess she had left. Never saw anyone who compared to her in looks or enthusiasm; just dumpy older lady's who barely spoke and gave a pantsless HJ at the end even though they whined when I so much as touched them. The last time I went was right after Covid and the place smelled like someone moved their bowels right before I walked in or they had a kimchi cookoff. It was hard to finish with a butthole in your face and the place was smelling like the monkey house at the zoo.

[QUOTE=Rodwell169;7560722]Another site list it as Salisbury Body Rubs. I will pm you the number.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I had already found it by checking out the Eastern Shore thread. I texted them and they're not the same business / management as the Wilkins.

Sako just worked there for a little bit. So I guess some girls are like independent or the spa is one business and the girls are another, and they just contract to different spas.

No idea how it works. Just guessing here. Either way, we can consider this a cold case with no other leads. Joins the huge pile of other spots that gone too soon.

[QUOTE=CatofApathy;7556022]An overpriced version of what you can get down in Linthicum or Ellicott City.
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Preview BBBJ in the shower (always nice). [/QUOTE]Wait a sec, where in Linthicum or Ellicott City do you get BBBJ in the shower? I don't recall this reported on the board ever.

Inquiring as if the business is still open, if and decent extras are available.

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;7561972]Wait a sec, where in Linthicum or Ellicott City do you get BBBJ in the shower? I don't recall this reported on the board ever.[/QUOTE]Not sure if is an issue to mention sites here but adult search is your friend in this case. Most are around the airport but one place I think very well know is T&C in Elliot city. I think this is talked about more on the Columbia thread. VIP there is less than Happy and although it doesn't include rimming it usually includes more bb than just a BJ.

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;7561972]Wait a sec, where in Linthicum or Ellicott City do you get BBBJ in the shower? I don't recall this reported on the board ever.[/QUOTE]I call BS on this one especially in Ellicott city. Howard county don't play that.

[QUOTE=CatofApathy;7562149]Not sure if is an issue to mention sites here but adult search is your friend in this case. Most are around the airport but one place I think very well know is T&C in Elliot city. I think this is talked about more on the Columbia thread. VIP there is less than Happy and although it doesn't include rimming it usually includes more bb than just a BJ.[/QUOTE]Can you PM with more info about ellicott city? As far as I'm aware its just hotel crapshoots down there but if you have a link or more info I'd be interested in it.

Parkville wellness seems to be posting ads again unsure on full operations.

So first things first I made a big mistake, I thought I was calling the wellness on York Road, but I called another spa on York Road further down. Popped the address into the GPS. I let it take me to Spa Wellness, showed up there and it is not the location that I thought.

I had made an appointment and I arrived so decided to TOFTT and met about three different providers who opened the door. None of their English was very good, and I was struggling to communicate.

Before I could get out my phone and get to Google translate however they figured out who I had made my appointment with. And they sent Tina in the room. Tina looked nothing like what her photos texted appear. She was larger than her picture, not fat, but just larger. Much rounder face and beginnings of a 2nd chin. 5'2 maybe 110 a cups.

She came in, and I gave her the donation. She proceeded to signal for me to disrobe, and took my donation out of the room. She came back shortly there after and asked if I wanted a massage I signaled yes and she left the room again. She came back and she gave a seven out of 10 massage. No teasing, no wandering, just a straight massage.

On the flip got the alcohol bath and then immediately got down to Business. No front massage. Started off with BBBJ, transition to cowgirl, transition to missionary. The BBBJ was a solid 7. 5 cowgirl was a 3 missionary was a 4. 5.

I finished, she cleaned me up and said OK thank you and began to get dressed change the sheets and walked me out.

It is nothing like my experience is at other places in the area, but I may repeat just with a different provider. My provider didn't have the enthusiasm that a lot of other providers have.