Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Lbjitbpitw23;4011227]Same here, she's trying to sell me pics and videos LOL. That's what the internet is for. I'm not paying for no pics or vids! Hahahaha I can watch those for free anytime![/QUOTE]Or as an alternative I'll pay for her videos and watch them with her at my place while she gives me a scooby dooby do! Why do they make us into such suckers? If she didn't sell the videos to someone she would not be advertising to sell them. This pay for play is pretty simple. We have money. They have three ore feces that we would gladly fill and reward them handsomely.

She use to post on Craigslist and gave some good head petite white heard she might be back.

[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;4061978]They have three [b]ore feces[/b] that we would gladly fill[/QUOTE]I don't know if that's the crazy software on this forum changing stuff for no particular reason, or auto-correct, or faulty voice-to-text. But it's pretty funny. Of course, I am easily amused.

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;4084888]I don't know if that's the crazy software on this forum changing stuff for no particular reason, or auto-correct, or faulty voice-to-text. But it's pretty funny. Of course, I am easily amused.[/QUOTE]I didn't even notice that! Ha! Sorry guys. Need to fire my proofreader!

Does anyone remember them they use to post on Craigslist all the time.

Does anyone remember them they use to post on Craigslist all the time.

Somebody must've spooked that little Euro woman who offered body shaving in Rogers Park. She all-capped a disclaimer in her ad, which states she’s now waxing only for services. How her ad is not code for anything beyond hair removal.

Either somebody started to bust their nut on her table without asking, or LEO paid her a visit and tried setting her up.

I'll admit that it was comforting having her casually handle my junk in a professional manner, but having a razor at your shaft hardly feels sexy. It's actually a real boner killer.

Mantra in NB still has her shaving ad up. Youll get both groomed and finished, but the whole affair will be done with plastic beautician gloves.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;4113985]Somebody must've spooked that little Euro woman who offered body shaving in Rogers Park. She all-capped a disclaimer in her ad, which states shes now waxing only for services. How her ad is not code for anything beyond hair removal.

Either somebody started to bust their nut on her table without asking, or LEO paid her a visit and tried setting her up.

I'll admit that it was comforting having her casually handle my junk in a professional manner, but having a razor at your shaft hardly feels sexy. It's actually a real boner killer.

Mantra in NB still has her shaving ad up. Youll get both groomed and finished, but the whole affair will be done with plastic beautician gloves.[/QUOTE]Last time I had someone "handle my junk in a professional manner", I was getting radiation treatments for ball cancer. The nurse was kind of cute and it was the only enjoyable part of that whole experience.

Let me know what to search for and hopefully I can get her back into this again.

[QUOTE=DynoJr;4114398]Last time I had someone "handle my junk in a professional manner", I was getting radiation treatments for ball cancer. The nurse was kind of cute and it was the only enjoyable part of that whole experience.

Let me know what to search for and hopefully I can get her back into this again.[/QUOTE][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/chicago-very-reasonably-priced-expert/6785807164.html[/URL]

So some troll or trolls went there and asked for extra service.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;4114469][URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/chicago-very-reasonably-priced-expert/6785807164.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;4114734]So some troll or trolls went there and asked for extra service.[/QUOTE]Could be the best male porn star name ever.

[QUOTE=DynoJr;4115527]Could be the best male porn star name ever.[/QUOTE]That last name is what raised my eyebrows a bit at first.

I'm noticing that while the massage ads are still few and far between on CL, there seems to be quite a few listings for "waxing."

Are these ads placed by "aestheticians" too scared to offer any other kind of body work? My buddy went for a waxing this weekend. While painful, he told me she worked pretty closely around his bare junk. I'm sure if you bond closely enough with a waxing technician, moving the conversation towards extras would seem plausible.

Was in Cancun and CL is alive and well. Met a 30 ish MILF for a reasonable donation. I have had Mexican women (always very clean and lookin good) come to my condo. One offered to spend 5 whole days and nights with me for 700. BUT I started 2 months earlier emailing women and getting their info. Playa del Carmen has many more women and most have their own place. I miss CL in US. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;4182525]Was in Cancun and CL is alive and well. Met a 30 ish MILF for a reasonable donation. I have had Mexican women (always very clean and lookin good) come to my condo. One offered to spend 5 whole days and nights with me for 700. BUT I started 2 months earlier emailing women and getting their info. Playa del Carmen has many more women and most have their own place. I miss CL in US. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I went and got a massage at jw marriott spa. The massage girl told me she gets 24 pesos for the whole day. Its 20 peso to every american dollar. Its hard to make ends meet. She depends on tips. 700 american is like 1 years pay for avg mexican in Cancun.

Anyone recently get a unsolicited call from a Brandi.

I did an after a few texts thought it was going to be my lucky week finding a new utr.

Later find out she wanted cash for me to take pics and hang out w her in a bikini.

When I asked her how she got my number she said I must have called her before from a Craiglist ad.