Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=pompano69]Any info on this one guys? Its so close to my place so I'll probably just end up TOFTT this weekend.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1605820029.html[/url][/QUOTE]She's hot.

Report back please.

I find it funny that everyone here thinks that law enforcement needs to read this forum to determine if any illegal activity is going on at a massage parlor. I mean, come on, all they really have to do is watch for the neon sign. Let's be realistic. I know it makes some here feel a little important. As if they have some great secret that only they know, but I hate to burst the bubble, LE already knows what goes on in these places. They really don't need the report from anybody here detailing their experience. So everybody just relax and enjoy themselves.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]Leave money behind when you went for a shower or a table shower?

Pure stupidity. Put anything you would consider valuable into one of your socks and bring it with you.[/QUOTE]personally I. would take what I need to pay the 60.00 door fee and $. Fs fee and leave the rest in the car. Take my wallet with me. No cash. If she wants more money I tell her take it or leave it. They almost always take it.

[QUOTE=Ohreally]She's hot.

Report back please.[/QUOTE]

Typical AMP Apt deal.I bet they will quote you 1.6 for FS. Also be aware that pics are pretty much always fake for asian apts

[QUOTE=Happy Meals]Also be aware that pics are pretty much always fake for asian apts[/QUOTE]My rules of thumb: If the price is $160 and the photo looks like it was taken by a professional, it is fake. If the price is $160 and the photo looks like it was taken with a cell phone or a digital camera in a hotel or an undecorated apartment, it is PROBABLY one of the girls currently (or recently) working there. But might not be the one you get.

If the price is $300, you have a better chance that the picture matches the girl. But nothing is ever for sure in this game.

My feelings. YMMV.

[QUOTE=pompano69]Any info on this one guys? Its so close to my place so I'll probably just end up TOFTT this weekend.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ads/1605820029.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Like others have said, that's an apartment, but that is a picture of Haruna Yabuki - a Japanese model.

[url]http://www.japanese-idols.info/img/haruna-yabuki-0098.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Jay Foo]I find it funny that everyone here thinks that law enforcement needs to read this forum to determine if any illegal activity is going on at a massage parlor. I mean, come on, all they really have to do is watch for the neon sign. Let's be realistic. I know it makes some here feel a little important. As if they have some great secret that only they know, but I hate to burst the bubble, LE already knows what goes on in these places. They really don't need the report from anybody here detailing their experience. So everybody just relax and enjoy themselves.[/QUOTE]Uncle Leo's primary concern isn't finding what they already know is going on at massage parlors. It's getting hard evidence that they can present in court and also use to track down individuals. Making random busts at massage parlors would be the stupidest thing ever. I find it funny that anyone doubts that they gather intel.

Well with all the discusion about apartments and with yesterday apology from Tiger I feel compelled to write about an absolute BAD experience. I use to go to Tina's apartment a few years ago which was close to work and I could sneek out to her place when things got slow at work. It was nice and comfortable but like anything else began to become routine.

I then tried the AMP scene and enjoyed the variety and the challenge of finding good providers from the many poor ones out there.

Well I saw this ad for awhile on this 42 yr old Shanelle in the BP and CL and said she had her own apt. They had picture which looked very passable but not a beuaty which made me think it was real and I did get a PM on this forum (probally from her saying a great experience)

Well made appt and went there and gave her the money and it went down from there. First she looked like was at least 10 yrs older and looked very rough. When she took off her shirt I almost got sick with the big belly and sagging tits. Since I paid my money I went ahead. She rubbed my back for about 2 minutes followed by 2 minute on the legs and then the flip where I got her HJ. I laid there saying I deserved this for cheating on all my girls in AMPs.

So my warning is NEVER even think about Shanelle.

I was just searching my old post and my Seina reports must have never made it across. I was having browser issues and it was freezing. I went to Seina three times, seeing Amy twice and Vivian the last time. I like to bring just enough when I go to spa's and based on previous reports brought enough. I never scored a home run shall we say, I still got screwed. I was missing 15 from my wallet when I paid for parking. It was too little too late, so I just never will go back. I say bring a zip lock baggy with you for your wallet during shower time. Crystal Spa has a zipper bag you can use if you want to and a locker. Not that they don't have a key too, but I've never had an issue there. I'll take a KMP anytime!

[QUOTE=Jay Foo]I find it funny that everyone here thinks that law enforcement needs to read this forum to determine if any illegal activity is going on at a massage parlor. I mean, come on, all they really have to do is watch for the neon sign. Let's be realistic. I know it makes some here feel a little important. As if they have some great secret that only they know, but I hate to burst the bubble, LE already knows what goes on in these places. They really don't need the report from anybody here detailing their experience. So everybody just relax and enjoy themselves.[/QUOTE]I'm quite sure they use this for names of a possible sure thing. I think it's a total waste of time and money when the county is having so many financial woes to bother with the jack shacks. But it makes for good press and it's an election year. You any relation to Mem Foo?

[QUOTE=Northside Tod]Well with all the discusion about apartments and with yesterday apology from Tiger I feel compelled to write about an absolute BAD experience. I use to go to Tina's apartment a few years ago which was close to work and I could sneek out to her place when things got slow at work. It was nice and comfortable but like anything else began to become routine.

I then tried the AMP scene and enjoyed the variety and the challenge of finding good providers from the many poor ones out there.

Well I saw this ad for awhile on this 42 yr old Shanelle in the BP and CL and said she had her own apt. They had picture which looked very passable but not a beuaty which made me think it was real and I did get a PM on this forum (probally from her saying a great experience)

Well made appt and went there and gave her the money and it went down from there. First she looked like was at least 10 yrs older and looked very rough. When she took off her shirt I almost got sick with the big belly and sagging tits. Since I paid my money I went ahead. She rubbed my back for about 2 minutes followed by 2 minute on the legs and then the flip where I got her HJ. I laid there saying I deserved this for cheating on all my girls in AMPs.

So my warning is NEVER even think about Shanelle.[/QUOTE]It's not cheating IMO but good/NIGHTMARE story.

Thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=Magooski]I was just searching my old post and my Seina reports must have never made it across. I was having browser issues and it was freezing. I went to Seina three times, seeing Amy twice and Vivian the last time. I like to bring just enough when I go to spa's and based on previous reports brought enough. I never scored a home run shall we say, I still got screwed. I was missing 15 from my wallet when I paid for parking. It was too little too late, so I just never will go back. I say bring a zip lock baggy with you for your wallet during shower time. Crystal Spa has a zipper bag you can use if you want to and a locker. Not that they don't have a key too, but I've never had an issue there. I'll take a KMP anytime![/QUOTE]You really like Crystal, I've never had luck there. Anyway, you can just deny the table shower. The last time I was there that is what I did at Senina. It is more affordable too. I did this because the last time I was there (before my last report here), I got a funny feeling when the therapist (not vivian, maybe lisa?) asked me if I wanted a table shower (afterwards) and I was just like no thanks. I just got a feeling like my jeans are just hanging on that hook and anyone can come in and pillage through my chit. I don't do table showers anymore. Maybe at KM but that's about it.

[QUOTE=LordAlfred]Uncle Leo's primary concern isn't finding what they already know is going on at massage parlors. It's getting hard evidence that they can present in court and also use to track down individuals. Making random busts at massage parlors would be the stupidest thing ever. I find it funny that anyone doubts that they gather intel.[/QUOTE]

Just be careful guys. I have little doubt that LE does participate on this board. What do you think would give LE more satisfaction--busting the workers or the customers? A lot of info can be gained about customers here. Be careful about who you PM details to. Keep your paranoia level up. If you see something on the street that feels unsafe, then walk on by. You can always come back on a different day. But an arrest can change your entire life.

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]Just be careful guys. I have little doubt that LE does participate on this board. What do you think would give LE more satisfaction--busting the workers or the customers? A lot of info can be gained about customers here. Be careful about who you PM details to. Keep your paranoia level up. If you see something on the street that feels unsafe, then walk on by. You can always come back on a different day. But an arrest can change your entire life.[/QUOTE]

If you see something on the street that feels unsafe, then video record it if you can.

What the heck is a real japanese model doing giving massages?[QUOTE=Wrigley]Like others have said, that's an apartment, but that is a picture of Haruna Yabuki - a Japanese model.

[url]http://www.japanese-idols.info/img/haruna-yabuki-0098.html[/url][/QUOTE]