I am sure I will live to regret this, but WTF?
[QUOTE=Chris5;2712096]Most MONGERS look down on SW chicks .[/QUOTE]I guess there may be some, but not many. Most of us have a "live and let live" mentality in this hobby. I think that is expressed enough by most members. I know you don't think that way, but most of us do. We all practice this hobby in different ways. Most of us respect that in each other.
And, yeah, I will give it to you, you are a leader in that "in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king" sort of way.
So, no one looks down on you because that is your preferred lady. We also understand why you feel the way you do. It is your life.
No, we look down on you because you are an underachieving moron. But that is your decision, too, and I respect your right to be that. You want us to hate you. You want us to flame you. And you get your way every time. So, what's the problem?
Just one man's opinion.
C3.
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Breaking News: The Story of Chrissy5 and the Trail
So, I'm trolling down the Trail the other night, and I happen upon this SW. I scrape her off the curb and into my ride fairly quickly. [B]You would have been very proud of me, Chrissy5![/B] I didn't care what she looked like, since I was only looking for "information". She WAS a VERY SKANKY looking SW though, so I thought for sure she must know Chrissy5.
I proceed to show her Chrissy5's photo from the old BP ad, and tell her that the word is that he drives a broken-down black Mustang. Her eyes began to bulge, and she says all of a sudden she's feeling very sick. Come to find out, this SKANKY SW is none other than Chrissy5's SISTER! She proceeds to tell me how much she hates her brother, Chrissy5. She also tells me the reasons why she hates him, but being the gentleman that I am, I will save him the embarrassment of repeating those details here. So when I tell her what an ASSWIPE Chrissy5 is on this Board, she tells me that she wants to give me the TIME-OF-MY-LIFE, and that I should come on the Board and describe the dirty details, because she hates him so much.
Now remember I already said Chrissy5's SISTER is a REAL SKANKY SW, so I wasn't sure what ([I]if anything[/I]) I was willing to let her do to me. Then she suggested she wanted to give me a Grade-A prostrate exam with her tongue! "Grade-A" was the term SHE used, so I can only assume that she's done this kind of thing before. Let me tell you, Chrissy5's SISTER has the longest tongue I have ever seen. She proceeded to snake that tongue ALL THE WAY up my ASSHOLE, and I had just stopped at the Wawa and taken a wicked shit, and they were out of toilet paper, so she got her money's worth ([I]$0[/I])! [B]Again, Chrissy5 would be SO proud of me for not having to spend ANY coins![/B] But boy, she sure tongue-fucked my asshole like I was her high school sweetheart!
[B][i][red]SWEET JESUS[/red][/i][/B], Chrissy5, your SKANKY SW SISTER is CRAZY GOOD with that tongue of hers. She said she especially liked sucking on my rather large hemorrhoids, and that my asshole tasted better than any meal her ASSWIPE brother ever bought her at McDonald's! You should have told us that ASSWIPE's run in your family, because your SKANKY SW SISTER can sure wipe asses with the best of them! Boy that tongue of Chrissy5's SISTER was so warm, so wet, and up my asshole so far that my bowels couldn't help but let loose. Good thing she caught it all, and didn't miss a single drop. She said she couldn't remember the last time she had so much fun! And the other great part was that Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER is NOT a clock-watcher. She said she was having WAY too much fun to worry about the time, and even offered to PAY [U]ME[/U] for what I was allowing her to do to me. [B]How about that Chrissy5 I [u]EARNED[/u] COINS from your SKANKY SW SISTER instead of having to pay anything![/B] She said sucking on my asshole was worth every bit of a Franklin, but she only had a Grant on her.
So then I ask Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER if the stories are true regarding him only having a tiny, tiny, little stump for a cock? She says YES, and proceeds to tell me how that happened, because she said he wasn't BORN that way. Evidently, Chrissy5 was trying to get some "FAVORS" from his SKANKY SW SISTER one day, however he didn't notice that at the time she was holding a paring knife in her hand. In response, she takes a swipe at his cock, and all but a single inch of his cock dropped to the floor. Then she picked it up off the floor, unfortunately for Chrissy5 with the hand still holding the paring knife, and stuffed it down his throat. In the process, the paring knife managed to mangle-up that part of his cock so bad that it wouldn't be able to be re-attached later. Then his SKANKY SW SISTER got scared because by this time Chrissy5 was beginning to choke on his own cock ([I]well, all but 1-inch of it[/I]). She positioned herself to perform the Heimlich maneuver, and his cock shot across the room ([I]except for the part he had already swallowed[/I]), and was quickly consumed by the family cat. [B]Talk about sticking your cock in some strange pussy !!![/B].
[I]Other than that, the Trail was pretty quiet the other night![/I]
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[blue]If his sister is dead or a nun (you better not lie about that Chris) then you gotta say you're sorry.
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Looks Like Someone Is Upset With Chris5
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2718787]This is one of the stupidest reply's I've ever seen AND you've written most of the stupidest replys on the board. Are you proud to be a dope dealer? I was mongering when the best part of you was running down your daddy's ball sac and his girlfriends chin. Trust me you can't teach me a GD thing you Baby Butthole!VS.[/QUOTE]Did I hit a nerve? LOL! You're another waste of time asshole. Fuck Off and stay off my radar old man! Go play bingo with C3!
Chris5.
My Personal Advice To Older Board Members
There are A lot of older than time board members on this board who are still living in the sixties! Wake up people! This is a new day and era. Pussy is pussy no matter whether it's young or old. The newer younger mongers do things differently today. I will give some examples. No overpaying! There is ZERO difference between a 20 coin BJ and a 100 coin BJ! Older gents think the more they spend the better the service will be. Dead fucking wrong! I find most clown mongers want to be best buddy's with these provider's and spend time with them getting to know them caring and asking about there day and life. Really?? There was one post I saw where some clown MONGER on this board wants us all to be kind and respect these provider's because there people too. Really?? The stupidity on this board is unbelievable!
Do you think if you were no paying that sp CASH that she would give you the time of day? Do you think these hos care about our issues or problems? Fuck no! So for all you romantic and loving and caring MONGERS out there you are all part of the problem here in Orlando. Orlando by far has the worst most STUPID mongers in this country. You old timers need to understand that this is a new game now. These chicks don't care about or love you! Cocksuckers like C3, PG, and vino are a huge part of the problem here people. And the ultimate cocksucker yragyrag is just plain dumb as a rock.
Chris5.
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Breaking News: The Story of Chrissy5 and the Trail (PART 2) !
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2718777]So, I'm trolling down the Trail the other night, and I happen upon this SW. I scrape her off the curb and into my ride fairly quickly. [B]You would have been very proud of me, Chrissy5![/B] I didn't care what she looked like, since I was only looking for "information". She WAS a VERY SKANKY looking SW though, so I thought for sure she must know Chrissy5.
I proceed to show her Chrissy5's photo from the old BP ad, and tell her that the word is that he drives a broken-down black Mustang. Her eyes began to bulge, and she says all of a sudden she's feeling very sick. Come to find out, this SKANKY SW is none other than Chrissy5's SISTER! She proceeds to tell me how much she hates her brother, Chrissy5. She also tells me the reasons why she hates him, but being the gentleman that I am, I will save him the embarrassment of repeating those details here. So when I tell her what an ASSWIPE Chrissy5 is on this Board, she tells me that she wants to give me the TIME-OF-MY-LIFE, and that I should come on the Board and describe the dirty details, because she hates him so much.
Now remember I already said Chrissy5's SISTER is a REAL SKANKY SW, so I wasn't sure what ([I]if anything[/I]) I was willing to let her do to me. Then she suggested she wanted to give me a Grade-A prostrate exam with her tongue! "Grade-A" was the term SHE used, so I can only assume that she's done this kind of thing before. Let me tell you, Chrissy5's SISTER has the longest tongue I have ever seen. She proceeded to snake that tongue ALL THE WAY up my ASSHOLE, and I had just stopped at the Wawa and taken a wicked shit, and they were out of toilet paper, so she got her money's worth ([I]$0[/I])! [B]Again, Chrissy5 would be SO proud of me for not having to spend ANY coins![/B] But boy, she sure tongue-fucked my asshole like I was her high school sweetheart!
[B][i][red]SWEET JESUS[/red][/i][/B], Chrissy5, your SKANKY SW SISTER is CRAZY GOOD with that tongue of hers. She said she especially liked sucking on my rather large hemorrhoids, and that my asshole tasted better than any meal her ASSWIPE brother ever bought her at McDonald's! You should have told us that ASSWIPE's run in your family, because your SKANKY SW SISTER can sure wipe asses with the best of them! Boy that tongue of Chrissy5's SISTER was so warm, so wet, and up my asshole so far that my bowels couldn't help but let loose. Good thing she caught it all, and didn't miss a single drop. She said she couldn't remember the last time she had so much fun! And the other great part was that Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER is NOT a clock-watcher. She said she was having WAY too much fun to worry about the time, and even offered to PAY [U]ME[/U] for what I was allowing her to do to me. [B]How about that Chrissy5 I [u]EARNED[/u] COINS from your SKANKY SW SISTER instead of having to pay anything![/B] She said sucking on my asshole was worth every bit of a Franklin, but she only had a Grant on her.
So then I ask Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER if the stories are true regarding him only having a tiny, tiny, little stump for a cock? She says YES, and proceeds to tell me how that happened, because she said he wasn't BORN that way. Evidently, Chrissy5 was trying to get some "FAVORS" from his SKANKY SW SISTER one day, however he didn't notice that at the time she was holding a paring knife in her hand. In response, she takes a swipe at his cock, and all but a single inch of his cock dropped to the floor. Then she picked it up off the floor, unfortunately for Chrissy5 with the hand still holding the paring knife, and stuffed it down his throat. In the process, the paring knife managed to mangle-up that part of his cock so bad that it wouldn't be able to be re-attached later. Then his SKANKY SW SISTER got scared because by this time Chrissy5 was beginning to choke on his own cock ([I]well, all but 1-inch of it[/I]). She positioned herself to perform the Heimlich maneuver, and his cock shot across the room ([I]except for the part he had already swallowed[/I]), and was quickly consumed by the family cat. [B]Talk about sticking your cock in some strange pussy !!![/B].
[I]Other than that, the Trail was pretty quiet the other night![/I]
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[blue]If his sister is dead or a nun (you better not lie about that Chris) then you gotta say you're sorry.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I've had [U]SO[/U] many PM's in response to this post that I can't possibly answer them individually. Sorry guys, I plum forgot to ask for her digits. But you can just look for the girl with the deep-brown stains around her lips. Or the deep-brown stains on her teeth. Or the deep-brown stains under her tongue. Take it from me, you can't miss her! Just tell her that her brother Chrissy5 sent you, and she'll show you the TIME-OF-YOUR-LIFE! LMAO!
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Chrissy5 swears he doesn't have a sister, but in Rat Trap post #3517 on 05-26-15 at 17:52, he tells Swaggs: "[I]My sister absolutely adores you and asks about you nearly everyday.[/I]" His sister met Swags on their trip to Universal, on a Sunday, when Nuns would not be available to go! [B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B].
When is the wedding Yrag?
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2719492]I've had [U]SO[/U] many PM's in response to this post that I can't possibly answer them individually. Sorry guys, I plum forgot to ask for her digits. But you can just look for the girl with the deep-brown stains around her lips. Or the deep-brown stains on her teeth. Or the deep-brown stains under her tongue. Take it from me, you can't miss her! Just tell her that her brother Chrissy5 sent you, and she'll show you the TIME-OF-YOUR-LIFE! LMAO!
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Chrissy5 swears he doesn't have a sister, but in Rat Trap post #3517 on 05-26-15 at 17:52, he tells Swaggs: "[I]My sister absolutely adores you and asks about you nearly everyday.[/I]" His sister met Swags on their trip to Universal, on a Sunday, when Nuns would not be available to go! [B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B].[/QUOTE]Hey buddy I'm. Still waiting on my invitation to you and dahlia wedding. You two are in love RIGHT? I'm sure you have a secret video of her as well. LOL! Yragyrag you're such a whining LOSER! LOL! You're like a pet to me. You offer zero contributions to this board and you are very jealous of me. Absolutely pathetic. 95 percent of your posts mention my name! Why is that?? Again if you read back on this clowns post history all he talks about is me. Stalker! LOL!
Chris5.
Real MONGERS respond only.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2719653]Sorry dude, should have clarified my bad.
The quality providers, you know, the ones that shower, the ones that have their own respectable/quality incall, the ones that have real jobs on the side, the ones that smell pristine all over, the ones that have their own car, the ones that have normal life outside escorting, those are the ones we are nice to and treat with respect.
Your girls, the ones you like, the ones that have to keep suboxone in a pez dispenser, arms that look like constellations, smell like gutter scraping, are on permanent penicillin and mostly homeless ones.
No dude, we slap them around.
P fuqn G.[/QUOTE]PG sorry you're not one of us dude. LOL! Go play doctor and lawyer's with your famous friends and family asshole! LOL!
Moving on to real MONGER talk. Truth is the chicks who mongers prefer all dressed up head to toe are the one's idiot mongers are paying between 200 and 300 coins a hour! AND you idiot's are kicked out of your hour paid session in about 20 minutes. LOL! Some guys love the companionship part. Cuddling, kissing and candlelight dinners. The stars and moon's aligning type of shit! LOL!! You clowns are absolutely pathetic!! My old friend yragyrag fell in love with dahlia after one date and paid her well over 300 coins plus tip. The ultimate LOSER!
Chris5.
