Long Overdue Contributions
Before I end up triggering someone, I just want to say that these are my experiences. Some of you have had even worse. Some of you have had better. I'm not saying this to get anyone cancelled or to drive business, but just to give everyone an idea of what their time could look like. As always YMMV.
M&Y. Emily.
She's gone now but in case she pops up again, look for the two little dolphin tats! Had an appointment with her at 2 pm, arrived about 1:58 and was greeted "ok baby you next" by someone introducing herself as Emily. She fit the bill (short stacked Latina looking but clearly Asian) so I just said ok. I've been to M&Y on / off since '24 and it's usually at least above average so no biggie waiting a little. We get to 2:30 and guys are just coming in and out while she has me sitting behind a room divider screen LOL, at this point I'm equally entertained (insert Thor "you're probably wondering how I get here") and a little annoyed that others are jumping the line. I asked another provider when my session is and that caused a little bit of argument among them and Emily took me over to a room. Can confirm this is her, and we had an amazing time. TS was great, she spent more time playing with my bits than any real body slide but it was awesome so just chock it up to getting an amazing amount of one thing instead of an average amount of a few things. Another girl came in and offered 4 hand (Kelly I think? But can't remember, she was there the last time I visited too) which I said yes but then we get to the room and turns out she's busy now hah. Something different about this visit was that usually I just pay the full amount at the window and no questions asked on services but now it seems like they're taking the house fee only then asking for individual tips / upcharges. TBH I liked the old model ever since Milk started doing it where it's just one fee, we both know what's up, no need to treat it like buying a car while bumping uglies. Emily is extremely playful and verbal, VERY enthusiastic but I think I just caught her on a bad day as she started upcharging and as soon as we started jackhammering to the point of discomfort. I asked her to slow down, as we're barely 20 minutes into a "1 hour session" and she climbed up on top to grind a little and laughed. It's weird, she was clearly rushing but at the same time still felt like she was having a positive time. What completely killed the mood was 5 minutes in she started jackhammering again to get me to finish quicker. This was prob my "worst" experience and I get that they were overwhelmed, but at the end of the day I knew every visit is a gamble and big pic still a decent place. Total was $$40 and prob not repeat worthy but overall still a good location. I don't know how much longer they'll be there stuck between a church and a preschool (or daycare?
Previously seen: Bella, Abby, Rose, Mina, Kimmy (I'm sure these are recycled names LOL but 2026 Abby was my fav).
Oriental Healing. Mia.
This was probably the best average visit I've had in a while. Called to ask for availability at 6 PM on a Sunday night and they were able to squeeze me in at 6:45. Location is fantastic, big open parking lot with tons of other businesses. I just parked at the dominos and walked over 100 ft. Older gal greets me at the door with a smile, brings me back to the room. 60/80 house fee, I go for half since it's a first time trial. We spend about 10-12 minutes with the "massage" and she does a good job of at least giving a little skin rub as a warmup. Little ass grab / smack and reach around for the boys so we were both on the same page. Believe "hand motion" was $. 20 and "boom boom" was $$ so pretty decently priced. Went with L1 and just enjoyed a little mental break with some physical TLC. I probably wouldn't return unless I've had a bad experience or just want a peaceful spot to just relax and release. Probably the best set up in terms of location tbh, tucked away in plain sight and the fact that she was able to squeeze me in on a weekend night means they're prob not too busy.
JiuJiu. Can't remember (used to be a girl named Coco but at this point every 3rd one calls herself that LOL, saw Yaya back in the day here).
Haven't been here in a couple years but living on this side of town it's nice to have a backup option to go to. It used to be Magic but whether it's because of the burger king or just sketchiness, there were always too many cruisers around it for my liking. Also hate this one because I ended up going into the other massage place by accident right next to it. Their prices are usually on par with standard and I've found that demeanor wise, these ladies are typically more pleasant than the other locations. Quality is not as good as an M&Y tho.
Honorary shoutout to Milk for being the best at one point.
Rachel at Tokyo (Crystal)
I didn't get around to seeing Tina again this week. Stopped by before I headed to the airport with a last minute decision. I messaged her and didn't hear back so I rolled the dice hoping I would see her. When I walked in they said she was busy but this beautiful young girl named Rachel was free. She was wearing a black tank top shirt with black and white striped pants. I read some other reviews about her so decided to give her a spin. When we got in the room I gave her the tip. She smiled told me to get undressed and stepped out to get her supplies. When she came back in I was sitting at the edge of the table roaring to go. She took off her clothes. With the clothes she was wearing it was hard to tell what her whole body looked like but OMG when she was standing there with no clothes on. She immediately came over and started stroking my cock and dropped down and started giving me a BBBJ. I'm not going to lie it felt so good I thought about just having her do that and have me finish in her mouth but I wanted to take her for a full spin. We started with her on top riding me. That's not normally my thing but the way she was grinding with me felt amazing. Pretty sure she was enjoying it too. I had her get on her knees for some doggy so I could grab her hips and pound away. We finished with me on top DFK until I blew in the bag. After we caught are breath she cleaned me up and chatted for a little bit. It turns out she recently just worked at one of local spots in Phoenix. I read the reviews about an Isabella but never saw her. On the way out Tina came out and gave me a big hug and kiss saying she was sorry. I told her not to worry about it. I would be back in a few weeks with work. Her and Rachel was walking me out and Abby and Tara came out and started hugging on me and kissing me saying round 2. I told them I had a flight to catch. What can I say about Tina and Rachel that hasn't already been said. All 4 girls are pretty and young. Until next time Happy Mongering!!
The Spa Gym Awaits. The Scoreboard Says Gringo!
[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7608351]This is not acceptable. You waltz back into the forum and want to bounce after 3 visits in 2 days?? I had 5 visits in 2.5 days last weekend and I don't even live here...hahaha!
You need to man up, get up early and go visit Apple at Missly. I know it's not your side of town, but she can take it hard and deep and she's super hot and sweet and nice! I reviewed her, but I fucked up and called her April. Hahaha![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FloridaGringo;7608834]Here is my 7 day scorecard: 2 doubles, 1 back to back.
Sat: Lisa (1 hr) at Easter in Sarasota.
Sun: Suki and Yumi (1 hr) at Relaxing in Fort Lauderdale.
Monday: Joey (1 hr) at Lavender.
Tuesday: Tina and Rachel (1 hr) at Tokyo.
Wednesday: Apple (1 hr) at Lavender.
Thursday; break.
Friday: Vivi at Lavender (1 hr) immediately followed by Monica (1/2 hr).[/QUOTE]Happy, you might need to tighten up the training regimen.
The Gringo just dropped a seven-day stat line that looks like an MVP season: 2 doubles, a back-to-back, and only one scheduled rest day. That's veteran-level load management.
You're still putting up strong numbers, but the scoreboard says Gringo is currently holding the stamina belt and gold medal. Time to get back in the spa gym and reclaim the title, champ. 😄
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