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[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2361126]Did she allow much roaming? Set tip rates? I hate when they bring up tips. I tip well at the end but don't like being told what to tip during the session![/QUOTE]She mentioned the tip when I saw her, but it was kind of awkward. She didn't seem like she was having a good day so my experience may have been a result of that. She allowed a little roaming but it was very mechanical. It seemed obligatory as opposed to the real tease that makes it fun.

Stephanie at Oasis was quite good, though it was damn near impossible to understand what she was saying because her English is heavily accented. When I saw her she went topless and then said "next time we do more". Don't know if that was accurate because I haven't been back to see her.

[QUOTE=ExcitedMd;2360408]Only cost me $.[/QUOTE]On-site or take-out?

So I've been amused by this for years and never gotten as close to it until now. So as a rookie to the senior members, what steps do ya usually take when you guys TOFTT? I asked her to send a photo showing herself and not the fake pictures, she sent some that was different but was believable. I google image that picture and got no results. Could mean its personal pictures but who knows. What are your usual steps to avoid the LEO? Thanks.

-future contributing member.

[QUOTE=ChewDog57;2361267]On-site or take-out?[/QUOTE]Used to see "Amanda" before she got turned out.

I don't know what happens to these girls who think suddenly their pussy is heaven sent.

She was shady before being turned out, can only imagine how she may be now.

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How can I consider this anything but a scam when a girl purposely posts in the escort section and then says a rub is all that you'll get once the clothes are on the ground, the donation's been handed over and you feel like there's no getting up because you can tell there's other people in the house who might prevent you from getting out of the house safely if you try to get up and retrieve your money. Here's the hilarious part. This girl, this carrier of take tits [ATTACH=CONFIG]364981[/ATTACH] above an innerrtube of fat around her midsection thinks she's so amazing that it would be 1,000 roses for her to do what would actually be expected of a girl who is posting an ad in the escort section. I actually laughed in her face and then couldn't wipe the grin from mine for a good 10 minutes at how delusional this poor girl is. If you decide to waste any money on this girl, I have no hope for you.

You are not the first sailor to crash their boat on the rocky shores of Heather. Those pictures she puts out are nearly irresistible though. The photos have nearly drawn me in a time or two. Your review can be added to a very long list of dissatisfied gentleman callers. I have yet to hear of someone happy after seeing her.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362344][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/no-need-to-settle-for-less-when-the-best-is-right-here/6087410[/URL]

How can I consider this anything but a scam when a girl purposely posts in the escort section and then says a rub is all that you'll get once the clothes are on the ground, the donation's been handed over and you feel like there's no getting up because you can tell there's other people in the house who might prevent you from getting out of the house safely if you try to get up and retrieve your money. Here's the hilarious part. This girl, this carrier of take tits [ATTACH=CONFIG]364981[/ATTACH] above an innerrtube of fat around her midsection thinks she's so amazing that it would be 1,000 roses for her to do what would actually be expected of a girl who is posting an ad in the escort section. I actually laughed in her face and then couldn't wipe the grin from mine for a good 10 minutes at how delusional this poor girl is. If you decide to waste any money on this girl, I have no hope for you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Happyone99;2362371]You are not the first sailor to crash their boat on the rocky shores of Heather. Those pictures she puts out are nearly irresistible though. The photos have nearly drawn me in a time or two. Your review can be added to a very long list of dissatisfied gentleman callers. I have yet to hear of someone happy after seeing her.[/QUOTE]Thank you for putting a name to my bad experience. The thing that sucks is, I couldn't get anyone else to answer their phone and I was SO set on seeing someone that when she did answer, I unwittingly went through with it. I have to remind myself, that's when I keep setting myself up for disappointment.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362387]Thank you for putting a name to my bad experience. The thing that sucks is, I couldn't get anyone else to answer their phone and I was SO set on seeing someone that when she did answer, I unwittingly went through with it. I have to remind myself, that's when I keep setting myself up for disappointment.[/QUOTE]Did you at least get some sort of HE?

[QUOTE=AlFishy33;2362406]Did you at least get some sort of HE?[/QUOTE]It was about as enjoyable as getting it caught in your pant zipper. Felt like someone trying to drive a stick shift with a jackhammer.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362387]Thank you for putting a name to my bad experience. The thing that sucks is, I couldn't get anyone else to answer their phone and I was SO set on seeing someone that when she did answer, I unwittingly went through with it. I have to remind myself, that's when I keep setting myself up for disappointment.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you need to get 3 or 4 girls to know you well and will answer your call ahead of other calls. They do prioritize, and some are willing to change personal plans to meet with you, if they know you well enough.

My preferences Mercedes4 you, Sabrina, Tina the Redhead.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2362420]Sounds like you need to get 3 or 4 girls to know you well and will answer your call ahead of other calls. They do prioritize, and some are willing to change personal plans to meet with you, if they know you well enough.

My preferences Mercedes4 you, Sabrina, Tina the Redhead.[/QUOTE]I'm still trying to see Mercedes. She was one of the calls yesterday who didn't pick up. I've seen Tina. Sabrina? Might be the first I'm hearing of Sabrina. Have any info on her?

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362437]I'm still trying to see Mercedes. She was one of the calls yesterday who didn't pick up. I've seen Tina. Sabrina? Might be the first I'm hearing of Sabrina. Have any info on her?[/QUOTE]I just remembered who you mean. Sabrina: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-great-specialstonight-dont-miss-out-call-sabrina-now-also-have-duos/15692511[/URL] Yep, I've seen her too. I liked her and I liked her new friend, Zyrah too. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-to-town-and-ready-to-have-fun-call-zyrah-now/18195062[/URL] I literally deflowered Zyrah's ass. It was her first time for that. REALLY enjoyed it but the house is kinda disgusting and the toilet was ironically plugged with a giant shit. It's tough to unsee something like that.

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Ok this girl is fun. Totally uninhibited. Great sense of humor / tempermant and all the GFE bells and whistles. Pics / ad are accurate but she has had kids. Refreshing to find a fun professional provider in the midst of substandard options. She was all about performance and having a good time. Worked in TC for years. PM for more details if you please.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362449]I just remembered who you mean. Sabrina: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-great-specialstonight-dont-miss-out-call-sabrina-now-also-have-duos/15692511[/URL] Yep, I've seen her too. I liked her and I liked her new friend, Zyrah too. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-to-town-and-ready-to-have-fun-call-zyrah-now/18195062[/URL] I literally deflowered Zyrah's ass. It was her first time for that. REALLY enjoyed it but the house is kinda disgusting and the toilet was ironically plugged with a giant shit. It's tough to unsee something like that.[/QUOTE]It is hard for me to unsee that. Kind of unsettling in the midst of popping a Greek cherry.

Wondering if anyone has any recommendations either for or against any of the local ebony providers?