Jesus Christ, I need to RTFF!
[QUOTE=Fun Sex;1386432]After I read your review, I can't eat any kitty for awhile. LOL. I don't mean to laugh, but it's just too much. When her kitty smells that bad, I am very sure she has some type of diseases. Be careful guys.[/QUOTE]I saw Kellie Sue yesterday! OMG! I stopped by for the $50 and am more amused than worried at this point. I'm thinking she reads the forum though since she didn't smell when I hit that. Also, she wouldn't CIM. Who knows, who cares! I'll be on the lookout for rashes bumps or the dreaded razor blades! LOL.
Be safe gang.
P
Man's got to go what a man's got to do
[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon; 1387650]Wow, this is some wicked stuff isn't it?
This almost makes me want to try it myself. Kind of the "how bad can it really be"? Thing.[/QUOTE]That's what I was thinking too, so I completely understand how curiosity can get the better of a man, but I'm out of action because of it and terrified of the test results. Should be in on Friday.
I second that. Puerto Rico should be proud
I also knocked on Pamela's door last week and I would definitely repeat. She is the best thing in the NOVA area for the $$. I felt highly satisfied after the hour. A non-rushed top notch provider. Treat her right and she will keep on coming back.
[QUOTE=SSmitty8; 1390108]Ok, blood tests came back Thursday morning, I'm in the clear. Gave pamela a call immediately as she's been on my to-do list for over a month. Set up an appointment for later that night. Instead of writing a million words, I think all that's necessary to say is that she's the best provider I've ever seen and there's no second place that can even come close. She's the ultimate courtesan, GFE, and for my money the sexiest creature alive. So much so that I'm done with her because I don't want to get too emotionally attached. $$ for the hour and if for any reason you're not blown away by her, it's your fault.
Good luck gentlemen.
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Nominee for least informative post of the year
[QUOTE=Trapatanga; 1391063]I had a wonderful time at a visit yesterday. Nice soft spoken, great conversation. 15min turned to 2hrs got a private dance about 30mins estimating since she danced to 5 songs. After came a covered BJ best I've had from a provider in a while. Great suction, tongue flickering, rubbing over nice tits, watch her pussy play and finished with an exploding boggy.
If you like thick big booty girls, then.
She's got a youtube video of her dancing. Search "big booty becky" she's the first hit.[/QUOTE]No link to an ad, no phone number, just instructions to search for a video on YouTube.
You use the word "boggy." I don't think that word means what you think it means.
If someone likes thick big booty girls, then what? The "if-then" construction implies that you're about to give the reader a suggestion, but all he gets is a period.
In the future, hit Preview Report and read your post before hitting Upload Report.
A rose is but a rose. But Carmen, alas is no rose.
I had one of those experiences today that makes me question this mongering hobby of ours. I was in the mood for a beautiful black woman. Great curves, beautiful breasts and a little bit of attitude. I guess one out of three isn't bad, but sadly it was only the later of the three.
I called up Carmen Rose (916) 807-6751. She's all over the web and just happened to be in Alexandria today not far from a not so famous landmark (a landmark in decline). She has a decent set of picts out there and they are actually fairly recent and accurate. After the normal two / three call system (along with the question as to whether I'm LE. Does that really work?) I ended up at her door. Her looks are okay, but her attitude instantly changed any good feelings I might have otherwise had. Although she (and others) love to tout a "no rush" policy, I swear I heard the starting bell of a horse race ("and they're off!"). This was going to be a sprint, dammit. A cold, mechanical,"hurry up there is someone else coming," kind of sprint. On my side, I knew who wasn't coming. It didn't help that her photos hide a fairly pronounced pooch (post baby?) , her small and deflated breasts lay flat against her chest and inaccesible, and her ass had no form what-so-ever. It was like grabbing a loose bag of soft, squishy jello. And if that sounds appetizing, it wasn't meant that way. She was a million miles away, just waiting for me to get whatever it was that I was supposed to be doing over and get the heck out of there.
When things did eventually draw to a close (a heroic effort on my part) , I asked about cleaning up ("quick shower?") No way, the phone rang, she was giving instructions and I needed to get the heck out to make way for the next poor sap. I threw on my clothes (with that sadly famillar, ooh ohh stench wafting up from below) and headed down the back stairs. As it turns out, that was the only that ended up going right for me today. I came of out some backdoor somewhere, and struggled for a moment to get my bearings. When no bearings were to be found, I started walking, figuring that after turning enough corners I'd eventually see my car. Two corners later, there it is. My car. But not just MY car. Another car, parked further back in the parking lot, slightly out of sight, in the shade (a color that matched it's black and white tones, might I had). This other car had a great few of the FRONT door and was clearly monitoring foot traffic in and out of the building. Geesh. I stopped for a second. Collected myself, got in my car, and pulled out back around the way I had walked. Half expecting something to happen. Nothing did. I have no idea what that was about, or what may have gone down for poor, unlucky #2. I'm thinking that we should give the local landmark a rest for a while. At home I plunged into a hot shower and realized that today was so not worth it. And things could have been worse.
As for Carmen Rose. Lots of attitude, but not worth a visit. Not by a long shot.
Stay safe out there.
LA
BRENDA! Not to be missed!
Where do I begin! Brenda is absolutely beautiful! I called her early in the day to check how late she would be working as I tried to call her a few times in the past after 10pm with no answer. So the time was set, I get to her hotel and had to wait about ten minutes as she wasn't ready and I was a little early. Got to her room and saw this short beauty behind the door! I KNEW a good time was about to be had! We started off with some small talk as I undressed, took a quick shower to rinse. I sat on the edge of the bed and removed her bra to let the girls out and I sucked on her beautiful augmented breast, she guided me to lay back and she began a wonderfully slow BBBJ. She has the most beautiful lips that I just loved watching suck me. She paid attention to the bottom side of my head, which is my magic spot! I positioned her into a 69 where she was fresh, clean and wonderfully responsive. I them laid her down so I could DATY all alone and she tasted great. I was ready then and thought she was also. But when I sat up and told her I was ready, she pulled me back over to her and began sucking me again! WOW! There is only so much a man can take! I tried to accommodate her but I didn't want to blow that way (not sure if CIM is available but she didn't seem to try and stop me). I finally got inside her from the back which was great! Then on to missionary and the lazy K9 where I finished. I did ask if Greek was on the menu but it isn't. Brenda is NOT to be missed! Treat her well as she is not a clock watcher and enjoys her job.
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Mya in TC: Hot Mixed Latina!!
After months of hits and misses trying to get with Mya (not her fault at all. I just was never available when she was in town.) She made contact to let me know she was in town and available. I was determined to experience her pleasures at all costs this time. Her add posts the following:
'I am a Exotic Hispanic women, curves of 36DD-27-40, gorgeous face with piercing eyes, and a smile to die for. I have a great sense of humor, as well as passionate, sensual and extremely seductive. I am a complete wildcat behind closed doors, so prepare yourself for pure ecstasy. '
All of which is accurate down to the last detail! Typical two call system but since we had been in contact for sever months, she told me her location once we decided on a time. I was early and let her know I was in the bar and there was no rush as I would rather be early tan to have been caught up in the traffic and be late for our appointment. She was fresh out of the shower and asked that I give her a few minutes. Me being a simple man I told her no need to dress all up as I find a T shirt to be very attractive. I got the room number and I was on my way. She opened the door and standing there was this gorgeous beast of a woman. Full curves, beautiful skin, hair in a pony tail, pulled straight back, exposing her enticing neck. Just the way I like it. Non VIPers, she is not to be missed! Not a clock watcher and she is out to please! I opted for the $$ session and jumped in the shower to rinse off and when I came out she was still in her skimpy robe. We chatted a bit standing while I fondled her breasts and admired her curves. She asked if I liked to kiss as she leaned forward for some DFK! After a very passionate kiss, I asked her was she kidding me! I couldn't wait to lock lips with her! Without warming she fall to her knees and takes me into her mouth. ERRRRRRR. What a sight! I then pulled her onto the bed to she could be more comfortable. This also allowed me the opportunity to play with her breasts, pussy and have a better view. She looked unreal taking me into her mouth, lots of spit, nothing but mouth. Then she moved on to the all desirable mouth+ two handed twist! Which in most cases is a finisher for me but I stood strong. I had to get to some DATY! She tasted yummy! Very responsive to my touch and techinique. She was squirming all over so I can't help but assume I was doing something right. LOL!
Finally on to some missionary so I could watch her flawless face and beautiful breasts while inside her and occasionally kissing her. She was again very responsive to my manhood while in the missionary, then off to some K9 which she loved then we finished with my favorite the lazy K9. She was incredible! Very passionate, incredibly beautiful and can prove to be addictive! Do not miss this one! I may go broke messing around with her! LOL! Enjoy and treat her well!
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"Hush Hush Elites". Heads Up
Looks like yet another name for the Spa Tao asshole, but with a San Fran phone number. How clever!
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If you suspect a shower is going to be a problem, don't ask
[QUOTE=Living Abroad; 1392932]I had one of those experiences today that makes me question this mongering hobby of ours. A cold, mechanical,"hurry up there is someone else coming," kind of sprint. She was a million miles away, just waiting for me to get whatever it was that I was supposed to be doing over and get the heck out of there.
When things did eventually draw to a close (a heroic effort on my part) , I asked about cleaning up ("quick shower?") No way, the phone rang, she was giving instructions and I needed to get the heck out to make way for the next poor sap. I threw on my clothes (with that sadly famillar, ooh ohh stench wafting up from below) and headed down the back stairs.
As for Carmen Rose. Lots of attitude, but not worth a visit.[/QUOTE]Just grab your clothes and head into the bathroom to get dressed, then jump into the shower before turning on the water. By the time she comes in pitching a fit, you're already hitting the essentials with soap and hot water. Start arguing that you haven't even been there for half the time she promised, so she can wait 2 minutes for you. If you feel she was nasty enough, piss on her toothbrush or in her makeup bag before leaving. Pocket all the hotel soap, shampoo and lotion too.
