Massage Parlor Reports

Went in the morning this week and drew Lisa. Younger than middle aged, nice booty and man mades made for the finish. Actually decent massage. 50/120 damage which is a good value for Kzoo. Will be returning.

Also stopped by Moon recently. Saw Lisa, was in a sexy nurse outfit. I asked for the hour special for 50 and got a half for 50 instead. No teasing on the tip right to the ending. It was fine, but she seemed to want more than matching the door. That place is in a bad spot, I'm done going back unless Allison returns. When I asked about Allison, Lisa said "She went home".

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;6812829]Lumberyard, let me say 1st, please no PMs.

Below is all there is to say.

Sienna's facility is yes- like a mini spa.

At some point in the future, could poss be a full fledged non asian spa.

Accessible & easy to find commercial location.

Very discreet tho, no sign so you'd need her direction / permission to find.

Has 1 room in use w / table & nice setup.

Warm, w / music, sensual lighting.

Not fancy, but clean.

Has other rooms avail, maybe more girls in future?

Shower needs work rn, but will be avail in future.

That's your description.

Sienna chooses for all intel to be discreet & under her control.

As said in posts, Sienna's sessions are sensual & top notch.

Be nice, mature, patient & discreet.

Your payoff will be adding a new fav, into your rotation.

Her name'll be Sienna!

Reach her by pm here or digits posted (text) by bchh among the recent b c massage thread.

YMMV only dependent on your behavior.

I'm a huge fan.

Like Nike I say "Just do it" !

JJ / Jimmy.[/QUOTE]Just do it jj says! Looking the big 200 post you will get some extra time for you appointment thank you guys so much for supporting me even though my rough patches I appreciate you guys more then you even know!!

Xoxo sienna.

[QUOTE=Yagirlsi;7010189]Just do it jj says! Looking the big 200 post you will get some extra time for you appointment thank you guys so much for supporting me even though my rough patches I appreciate you guys more then you even know!!

Xoxo sienna.[/QUOTE]Bros,

Sienna is quite proficient at working the board.

For that Kudos to her.

So as not to be misleading, please realize that post of mine was Early March.

The 1 Sienna Quotes there, is almost 6 Mos Old.

I have Not Commented re: her much Since Then.

Let the "in touch bros" Carry the Weight w / Their Posts re: Sienna.

Just Sayin'.

I've enjoyed several visits with Linda at Moon Spa. She's an attractive woman with a nice body and a tattoo on her chest. Probablly mid 30's.

Any reports of other talent at Moon. My favorite was Allison, but I haven't seen her in recent visits to Moon.

I stopped by Moon and met the "new girl," Elise. She's 23 yo and has an attractive face and slender body. The massage was pretty minimal and the rest of the session was OK but it was interrupted several times by requests for more money, even after we had agreed on a very reasonable price. If the upselling was eliminated, Elise would be a very good option at Moon.

Looks like there's an AMP in my area of Otsego / Plainwell. Idk if any of you guys have been there yet. But I'm willing to check it out. Please message me on what to do in an AMP, especially if they have a full menu option. Like how do I ask if there's a full menu and such.

[QUOTE=Electronman;7028895]I stopped by Moon and met the "new girl," Elise. She's 23 yo and has an attractive face and slender body. The massage was pretty minimal and the rest of the session was OK but it was interrupted several times by requests for more money, even after we had agreed on a very reasonable price. If the upselling was eliminated, Elise would be a very good option at Moon.[/QUOTE]Guys, I Stopped in at Moon, when No Cars There & Door wide Open.

Saw A Young Girl (as described here by EMan), but she said "Lisa".

No Ability to Comm w / o her Korean (I Believe) Phone App.

So Difficult & Was Great as Described- Except for the Upsell.

I Went In w / only max Amt for Tip + Hse 60.

Was Thinking HJ / HE only- for $. 4 All In.

But in Trying to Upsell Me, she actually Upgraded her Service.

She said (thru app) "This Time, but Next Time Bring More"- LOL.

Anyway Left drained & Satisfied, w / More Svc for Less Money, than my Orig visit w / Alison.

This Situation was a "1 off", so Not Likely to Happen again.

May Repeat- Dunno, But she Was Hot for sure.

YMMV always,

JJ / Jimmy.

[QUOTE=Wrestler85;7033121]Looks like there's an AMP in my area of Otsego / Plainwell. Idk if any of you guys have been there yet. But I'm willing to check it out. Please message me on what to do in an AMP, especially if they have a full menu option. Like how do I ask if there's a full menu and such.[/QUOTE]Wrestler pal,

I PM'd you w / thoughts & Hope you received & read it.

Please report / review, after you try out best in Plainwell.

I hope it is "Best", for another local option.

Always Seeking Best in hobby.

JJ.

Kazoo AMP regulars.

Just an FYI, in case you Don't Follow B. C. Massage Thread.

There is a brand new AMP, In the middle of the Shopping Center, located on Columbia & Helmer.

Some reviews starting to come in.

Reported Very Much Same in all ways, to Both Happy & Spring Spas.

& Yes (LOL), actually right next door but opposite facing, to Spring spa.

Reaction of the AMP Mgrs, to further B. C. AMP Mkt "fragmenting" TBD.

Close drive from Kazoo ofc.

JJ aka Jimmy.

The AMP in the cross oaks mall between Plainwell and Otsego appears to be open. Went through the parking lot last night but didn't have time to indulge. Looking forward to checking it out soon and reporting back.

ST.

I decided to check out Lisa, I've heard a lot about her.

She is absolutely gorgeous. There is no doubt here.

That's all the good stuff in my opinion. The back room is so close to the sidewalk I'm sure you could hear "things' if you were walking by. Had to remind her to put on music. She quoted 200/300/500 using a phone translator app. I didn't even ask what all of that was for. Just got the standard ending and walked away.

They are leaving the front door open and locking the second door. She didn't answer the bell or texts for about 5 minutes so I had to stand inside behind the door to stay out of sight. There was no one else there or in the parking lot, so I'm not sure what is going on.

I also saw the neighbor on the other side of the fence milling around. I think they are on to what is happening.

I won't go back. Something bad is going to happen here. Too much attention, too close to a school, etc. Too expensive.

TOFTT today and visited the new Otsego location. 50 hhr 70 hr basic rub and tug. Provider was old but she got the job done. Good massage but not the best. Would repeat in a pinch or if they bring in younger talent. Tipped 60.

[QUOTE=UtrGuy;7048913]TOFTT today and visited the new Otsego location. 50 hhr 70 hr basic rub and tug. Provider was old but she got the job done. Good massage but not the best. Would repeat in a pinch or if they bring in younger talent. Tipped 60.[/QUOTE]Any idea if more was an option or just run and tug?

[QUOTE=Wrestler85;7049056]Any idea if more was an option or just run and tug?[/QUOTE]Did not seem like it was available. I did not try because there was zero attraction.

Never going back.

This massage store is not a massage store. If you pay for an hour, you'll be lucky to get 10 minutes of massage. All other places in town give you what you pay for. The upselling is ridiculous, the prices are outrageous. 200/300/500 was quoted to me as well (whatever that is), and I got lackluster service because I didn't want to pay $100 for a standard finish.

The neighbor is nosey, and school kids walking by on the sidewalk.

I'm surprised it's still open.

I'll continue to frequent my other favorite places in town.

I visited Moon about a week ago, knowing that they had a turnover in talent. The girl that I met introduced herself as "Coco," but it took her a few minutes to come up with that name. I'm not sure if the delay was a result of the language barrier (she speak Mandarin and uses a translation app) of if she was so new to the massage business that she was making up the name on the spot. She was probably in her early 30's and had a decent body and face but not as attractive as earlier workers at Moon (e. G. , Allison and Lisa).

She did use her phone to offer services and rates. The rates were well above the market so I declined and made a counter offer which she accepted. The session was uninspiring so I would not recommend a visit to Moon until there is a change in talent. Also, as others have noted, the location is not ideal, being close to a school / neighborhood and sharing a building with an insurance agency that is open during regular business hours.

[QUOTE=KonkeyDong69;7063685]Never going back.

This massage store is not a massage store. If you pay for an hour, you'll be lucky to get 10 minutes of massage. All other places in town give you what you pay for. The upselling is ridiculous, the prices are outrageous. 200/300/500 was quoted to me as well (whatever that is), and I got lackluster service because I didn't want to pay $100 for a standard finish.

The neighbor is nosey, and school kids walking by on the sidewalk.

I'm surprised it's still open.

I'll continue to frequent my other favorite places in town.[/QUOTE]

Kalamazoo friends, some may have heard the sad, but JJ unexpectedly passed away in late September. His knowledge and sharing of the hobby will certainly be missed. May he rest in peace.

I gave up on Sunshine about 6 months ago after a few disappointing visits where the only talent was a large, overweight woman. I'm not sure why, but I stopped by recently on a whim. I was quite surprised to meet Mia, a slender and attractive Asian woman with pretty good English skills. Her massage skills were quite good. As usual, YMMV but I would visit her again.

I am sorry to hear about JJ's passing. I always read his intel and often it helped me. I don't post much these days but in honor of JJ, I will provide my experiences to help fellow hobbiest out. Kalamazoo has historically been bad for hobby and we always had to go to Grand Rapids. But currently we are in golden age. There are so many good options that I don't have enough time or money to keep going back to these ladies. Following are the women who have good heart, and I have connected with them and have repeated with them. I am sure they will make you happy as well. List is not in any specific order as they are all good in their own ways. You won't be disappointed seeing any of them.

1. Lisa at moon spa.

2. Mimi at Lotus.

3. Annie at Asian massage on sage at.

4. Sunny at sunshine.

5. Nana at newest place on helmer in Battle Creek.

All of these women are beautiful in my eyes, YMMV as always.

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;7072854]I am sorry to hear about JJ's passing. I always read his intel and often it helped me. I don't post much these days but in honor of JJ, I will provide my experiences to help fellow hobbiest out. Kalamazoo has historically been bad for hobby and we always had to go to Grand Rapids. But currently we are in golden age. There are so many good options that I don't have enough time or money to keep going back to these ladies. Following are the women who have good heart, and I have connected with them and have repeated with them. I am sure they will make you happy as well. List is not in any specific order as they are all good in their own ways. You won't be disappointed seeing any of them.

1. Lisa at moon spa.

2. Mimi at Lotus.

3. Annie at Asian massage on sage at.

4. Sunny at sunshine.

5. Nana at newest place on helmer in Battle Creek.

All of these women are beautiful in my eyes, YMMV as always.[/QUOTE]Are all of these places confirmed to provide FS? I have been away from threads for a while and tried to go back to check but it does not seem clear.

[QUOTE=SpaceBookCoast;7073722]Are all of these places confirmed to provide FS? I have been away from threads for a while and tried to go back to check but it does not seem clear.[/QUOTE]No. Neither Sunshine nor Lotus provide FS.

Lisa is back at Moon Spa. By my standards, she is one of the more attractive Asian women working at the spas in this area.

Treat her well.

[QUOTE=Electronman;7075129]Lisa is back at Moon Spa. By my standards, she is one of the more attractive Asian women working at the spas in this area.

Treat her well.[/QUOTE]Also very expensive with her 200/300/500 menu. And way too close to a school. And that room is too close to the wall which is too close to the sidewalk.

[QUOTE=ThirdTimes;7075375]Also very expensive with her 200/300/500 menu. And way too close to a school. And that room is too close to the wall which is too close to the sidewalk.[/QUOTE]Have you tried charm, quiet voices and negotiation?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/nuru-massage--with-greek-only-/059837418133[/URL]

Anyone had exerience?

[QUOTE=GFeon1;7076979][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/nuru-massage--with-greek-only-/059837418133[/URL]

Anyone had exerience?[/QUOTE]A year maybe two years ago there were reports about this one possibility being too manly for my liking. Hope you understand.

Drove by Eden Spa yesterday. Does anyone have any info about it? Very limited info online. Open until 10 pm. Pictures from Google look like a typical AMP. Has anyone visited there? Couldn't find anything in the forum.

[QUOTE=ArborWorks;7077730]Drove by Eden Spa yesterday. Does anyone have any info about it? Very limited info online. Open until 10 pm. Pictures from Google look like a typical AMP. Has anyone visited there? Couldn't find anything in the forum.[/QUOTE]Really fat girl wearing a muumuu. Not interested. Definitely a hard pass.

[QUOTE=KonkeyDong69;7078390]Really fat girl wearing a muumuu. Not interested. Definitely a hard pass.[/QUOTE]I TOFTT and walked in expecting to turn around and walk out because of the description in the previous post. The person that greeted me was decent looking probably late 30's slightly over weight, probably 155 lbs with long black hair. So I paid the typical hour rate. Clean room. Massage was typical for our area. There was a language barrier that involved her needing to use her phone to communicate. I had zero expectations but was pleasantly surprised with a handshake at the end. I'm going to stress, YMMV.

[QUOTE=ArborWorks;7080508]I TOFTT and walked in expecting to turn around and walk out because of the description in the previous post. The person that greeted me was decent looking probably late 30's slightly over weight, probably 155 lbs with long black hair. So I paid the typical hour rate. Clean room. Massage was typical for our area. There was a language barrier that involved her needing to use her phone to communicate. I had zero expectations but was pleasantly surprised with a handshake at the end. I'm going to stress, YMMV.[/QUOTE]I understand everyone's taste is different, but 4'11" and 155+ pounds is really fat. To me anyway.

With so many other great options in the area, I won't be visiting Eden. Unless they get an attractive woman in there, like a few of the other places in town.

Everyone should realize that in order to keep the good girls in town we need to keep them busy. If they aren't making money they'll move on. Then, we'll be left with skinny grandma's and 40's something whales.

[QUOTE=ArborWorks;7077730]Drove by Eden Spa yesterday. Does anyone have any info about it? Very limited info online. Open until 10 pm. Pictures from Google look like a typical AMP. Has anyone visited there? Couldn't find anything in the forum.[/QUOTE]So where IS Eden Spa?

[QUOTE=Lumberyard;7081474]So where IS Eden Spa?[/QUOTE]Eden Spa is on West Main Street, South side of the street between Popeyes and the Hangar, upper level of an older building shared with State Farm.

I agree that the attendant was overweight by my standards. I had no interest. Maybe others have different taste.

I tried it out. I believe ping and coco work there. Coco is little younger compared to ping and little slimmer too. I pushed for some roaming. She was hesitant but got some success. Positive was she did not press for tips and I was happy to tip what I felt was fair based on my experience. Massage was good. Got my full time and was happy to take directions on spots and pressure of where I wanted the massage. It wasn't a bad experience.

Is Lotus Bodyworks on 9th in Kalamazoo an AMP? Never tried one. Any recommendations for a first time experience?

[QUOTE=GFeon1;7076979][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalamazoo/massage/asian/nuru-massage--with-greek-only-/059837418133[/URL]

Anyone had exerience?[/QUOTE]I can confirm it was a very nice time and I felt like she was all natural and a very fun, bubbly personality. Would see her again if my schedule lined up better. I got the hour nuru and was hoping for more of a real massage along with the play, but it was very fun. I get the impression that she would do a real massage if asked but nuru seemed to be more about edging and teasing.

Hello Gents, how's it going? I've been a bit MIA lately. My job has changed for the time being, with financial impact, so my hobbying has been very limited. I hope to remedy both situations soon. Anyway, I was passing through Hartford not that long ago and had the urge so decided to stop by Asia Spa in Hartford. I've probably been the most frequent reporter about this place on this forum because for a while my regular travels took me through or near there. It's literally next to the police station, so that's a deterrent for some and is admittedly a bit unnerving. But that doesn't seem to be an issue. They got a couple of new girls over a year ago, younger and fairly attractive. Prior to their arrival, massage with HE seemed to be all that was on the menu. Once they arrived, CBJ was added. The donation for CBJ is quite a bit more than the standard of matching the door fee for massage with HE, but if you're in the mood for a BJ and you're in Hartford, your options are limited. So, I've indulged in both the basic massage with HE and CBJ at this place more than a few times. My normal comings and goings have changed over the last several months so I haven't been through there as often and I tend to want to try new things so it had been awhile since I'd stopped by. But I recently went there as I said. Even though I haven't been as often lately, they definitely recognize me when I go there. The same 2 girls are still there and, as far as I can tell, are the only 2 providers there. I say that simply to say that my most recent visit has given me insight that the menu has expanded further. It may very well be an issue of YMMV and I'm convinced I've been one of their best customers and probably their very best customer at times over the last couple of years. So, that may have a lot to do with it, but at least this once, more was available. Just thought I'd give a heads up. FYI, it was the shorter of the two providers who I saw. I'm not sure if the taller, skinny one has the same policy. --RJ.

[QUOTE=BootsKnocker;7088140]Is Lotus Bodyworks on 9th in Kalamazoo an AMP? Never tried one. Any recommendations for a first time experience?[/QUOTE]Yes, Lotus is an AMP, one or the better ones in Kalamazoo, but not as much fun as the AMPs in Battle Creek.

First time for everything. Stop by, ask if they have time for a walk in. If so, pay for 30 minutes, take off your clothes and lie face down on the massage table and see what happens.

People often tip about the same as the house fee, if they enjoy the service.

Write a review!

Enjoy the hobby.

Cici is back in town for a while. Jessica is back. Sophie is not available at the moment.

In town working, tried TLC. Walked in and meet by an MT about 65 yo, skeleton skinny, wearing sweats. Didn't look promising, but I was already in. Paid for hhr, undressed, and she came back in wearing lacy attire. Immediate polite haggle over tip, and she got right down to business. She didn't let up until she was finished, 25 min later. Hot towel, dressed and out the door. If you're looking for easy in, easy out, and are OK with tweeker granny, stop on in.

Be Safe.