Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MassageMike;3472250]Thank you Roll for the wisdom. There is a large enough contingent of folks that enjoy a high quality massage at the Asian Massage Parlors to keep them in business (good business as anyone who has tried to get an appointment on Friday afternoons will attest! As a long-time customer of AMPs (30+ years) let me add my two cents worth to what you said.

Rules:

(1) The signs saying to "keep your underwear on" ARE just for show. You will get a better massage being draped with just a sheet or towel.

(2) Be polite and respectful with your masseuse and you will be rewarded with a great massage. These girls get tired of customers grabbing at them, playing games with the sheet, seeing how far they can push the boundaries. If you can relax and make it known you are there for a great massage only, you will be rewarded.

(3) Get to know the girls name and ask for the masseuse you want by name the next time. All masseuses are not created equal.

Rankings:

I would rank the parlors as follows:

(1) Health Massage. University Drive. (I like a hard, deep-tissue massage. That may not be everyone's "cup of tea".

(2) M & why. University Drive. (Best tease, pretty girls).

(3) Massage & Footcare Spa. South Parkway. Their girls give a pretty good massage. I think they are owned by the same folks that own Health Massage.

(4) Wellness Massage. Cecil Ashburn Drive, South Huntsville. They are owned by the same folks that own M & why. Very small operation, few girls (sometimes one). Sometimes great depending on the girl.

(5) Monterey Massage. Winchester Road. Very nice rooms. Korean masseuses, uninspired massage..[/QUOTE]I agree on Monterey massage. Shittiest massage I've ever had. Didn't even tip the girl.

[QUOTE=MassageMike;3472250]Thank you Roll for the wisdom. There is a large enough contingent of folks that enjoy a high quality massage at the Asian Massage Parlors to keep them in business (good business as anyone who has tried to get an appointment on Friday afternoons will attest! As a long-time customer of AMPs (30+ years) let me add my two cents worth to what you said.

Rules:

(1) The signs saying to "keep your underwear on" ARE just for show. You will get a better massage being draped with just a sheet or towel.

(2) Be polite and respectful with your masseuse and you will be rewarded with a great massage. These girls get tired of customers grabbing at them, playing games with the sheet, seeing how far they can push the boundaries. If you can relax and make it known you are there for a great massage only, you will be rewarded.

(3) Get to know the girls name and ask for the masseuse you want by name the next time. All masseuses are not created equal.

Rankings:

I would rank the parlors as follows:

(1) Health Massage. University Drive. (I like a hard, deep-tissue massage. That may not be everyone's "cup of tea".

(2) M & why. University Drive. (Best tease, pretty girls).

(3) Massage & Footcare Spa. South Parkway. Their girls give a pretty good massage. I think they are owned by the same folks that own Health Massage.

(4) Wellness Massage. Cecil Ashburn Drive, South Huntsville. They are owned by the same folks that own M & why. Very small operation, few girls (sometimes one). Sometimes great depending on the girl.

(5) Monterey Massage. Winchester Road. Very nice rooms. Korean masseuses, uninspired massage.

(6) Best Asian Massage. Like so much else, calling yourself "best" is not a good sign. Nice rooms, curtains instead of doors, very mediocre massage.

While I am at it, let me rank the best cities for AMPs offering the full range of services. From totally legit to full-service.

(1) San Francisco. Absolutely GREAT asian massage everywhere.

(2) Los Angeles. Great massage parlors everywhere as well. Not all strictly asian as there are quite a few hispanic parlors as well.

(3) New York. AMPs seem to be left alone here. Great selection.

(4) Atlanta. Our closest place for great selection. Read the reviews.

(5) Dallas. Known to be a great place for full selection. Girls tend to be older in the full-service places.

Glad I got all of that off my chest! Thanks again Roll for the wisdom! As someone said, "Happy" is a state of mind.

M. M.[/QUOTE]You are absolutely right in your asessments. Ill have to try the health massage based on your recommendation. Thats the one by the smoothie place?

[QUOTE=RollOneUp;3472856]You are absolutely right in your asessments. Ill have to try the health massage based on your recommendation. Thats the one by the smoothie place?[/QUOTE]Yes, Island Smoothie and Jersey Mike's. (Next to the Kangaroo Gas Station). Ask for Eva, she is a real sweetheart (with incredibly strong hands and forearms!

M. M.

[QUOTE=AmericanAss;3472517]I agree on Monterey massage. Shittiest massage I've ever had. Didn't even tip the girl.[/QUOTE]I wonder if the "Best Massage" on South Parkway and Monterey Massage on Winchester are owned by the same folks. They opened around the same time, both have absolutely fabulous looking rooms and extremely mediocre massage.

M. M.

BTW. I tipped, but I won't return! LOL.

Has anyone used Dream Maker Massage on Triana BLVD. Any Info would be helpful.

My ATF of 4 years is looking to take on a few new additional clients. Senior members may pm me if interested. I will not speak on here about details. She does not advertise and is a rarity. Very clean and safe incall and she is very attractive. Her massages are excellent and pleasant attitude without drug issues.

Finally joined on here after reading all the reports you all are reporting and then doing my own in person research. I really think some of these reports are put in here by some folks who are sandbagging. Maybe to protect their favorite place or provider. I am fairly new at this compared to some of you, but there are 3 spots in Hsv and Madison that I see people say on here for quite some time that are no extras at all. And I have been having very good success at these three spots. Hesitant now to say which places based on what appears to be others misreporting, IMO.

[QUOTE=Bigrich54;3476141]Finally joined on here after reading all the reports you all are reporting and then doing my own in person research. I really think some of these reports are put in here by some folks who are sandbagging. Maybe to protect their favorite place or provider. I am fairly new at this compared to some of you, but there are 3 spots in Hsv and Madison that I see people say on here for quite some time that are no extras at all. And I have been having very good success at these three spots. Hesitant now to say which places based on what appears to be others misreporting, IMO.[/QUOTE]By "good success" do you mean DIY, because that I could believe. Do you mean HE, because that I don't believe. I have been going to the Huntsville Spas for 30 years and since Royal closed they are all very careful not to cross the line. I have been seeing Eva at Health Massage forever and she gives a great massage, but never crosses the line. I have always gotten the impression that if a girl crosses the line here and is caught they are gone, immediately. There was a girl named Mary a couple of years back that was working at Wellness Massage who was young, pretty, and selectively offering HE. She was quietly moved out of town immediately when the owners became aware.

[QUOTE=MassageMike;3476480]By "good success" do you mean DIY, because that I could believe. Do you mean HE, because that I don't believe. I have been going to the Huntsville Spas for 30 years and since Royal closed they are all very careful not to cross the line. I have been seeing Eva at Health Massage forever and she gives a great massage, but never crosses the line. I have always gotten the impression that if a girl crosses the line here and is caught they are gone, immediately. There was a girl named Mary a couple of years back that was working at Wellness Massage who was young, pretty, and selectively offering HE. She was quietly moved out of town immediately when the owners became aware.[/QUOTE]Not talking DIY, Yes to He, I still say there is some sandbagging going on. Eva at Health massage does give a great massage. There was a gal there last year named Linda who would tease the hell out of ya, and then a little more. But that was all. Don't know where she is now. We Wei at M & why would give a great helping hand after she knew you. Been gone a couple months. Those are not the places I mean though. Maybe in private.

[QUOTE=Tyler8675;3475123]My ATF of 4 years is looking to take on a few new additional clients. Senior members may pm me if interested. I will not speak on here about details. She does not advertise and is a rarity. Very clean and safe incall and she is very attractive. Her massages are excellent and pleasant attitude without drug issues.[/QUOTE]I sent you A PM.

[QUOTE=Tyler8675;3475123]My ATF of 4 years is looking to take on a few new additional clients. Senior members may pm me if interested. I will not speak on here about details. She does not advertise and is a rarity. Very clean and safe incall and she is very attractive. Her massages are excellent and pleasant attitude without drug issues.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gabbb;3477131]I sent you A PM.[/QUOTE]So did I, no response yet.

[QUOTE=BadGoonie3;3478359]So did I, no response yet.[/QUOTE]Pm'ed also. Nothing as of yet.

[QUOTE=Tyler8675;3475123]My ATF of 4 years is looking to take on a few new additional clients. Senior members may pm me if interested. I will not speak on here about details. She does not advertise and is a rarity. Very clean and safe incall and she is very attractive. Her massages are excellent and pleasant attitude without drug issues.[/QUOTE]Hey man your inbox is full, needs cleaning before A pm is sent.

Has the new place, Beat Asian message on south parkway closed down already? No extras at all. UT was a tally getting a great massage from one of the ladies. Tried to make an app today on Monday, no answer on phone. Drove by and locked up tight. Anyone know anything.

[QUOTE=BigRich54;3482059]Has the new place, Beat Asian message on south parkway closed down already? No extras at all. UT was a tally getting a great massage from one of the ladies. Tried to make an app today on Monday, no answer on phone. Drove by and locked up tight. Anyone know anything.[/QUOTE]Same result, the phone inbox is full and doors locked. Maybe they are closing temporarily? Probably doing us all a favor as I rank them LAST among the Huntsville AMPs. (Curtains instead of doors, no hint of extras, girl would leave room for minutes at a time to answer phone or attend to other customers.) There are definitely better options out there!

M. M.

[QUOTE=Gabbb;3477131]I sent you A PM.[/QUOTE]I sent you a PM. Got no reply.

[QUOTE=BigRich54;3482059]Has the new place, Beat Asian message on south parkway closed down already? No extras at all. UT was a tally getting a great massage from one of the ladies. Tried to make an app today on Monday, no answer on phone. Drove by and locked up tight. Anyone know anything.[/QUOTE]Well I for one find this disappointing. Competition is always good. And I liked the taller girl that went by "Ava". No extras, but I liked her massages. Probably a long shot, but if anyone else knows who I'm talking about and sees her somewhere else, let me know.

[QUOTE=LemmeSee;3483587]Well I for one find this disappointing. Competition is always good. And I liked the taller girl that went by "Ava". No extras, but I liked her massages. Probably a long shot, but if anyone else knows who I'm talking about and sees her somewhere else, let me know.[/QUOTE]I agree with you, competition is always good. . Never got one from her, but I know which one she was. I will let you know if I see her. I favored sweety, same with her if she is seen. Two days in a row. It would appear they are closed.

[QUOTE=BigRich54;3484143]I agree with you, competition is always good. . Never got one from her, but I know which one she was. I will let you know if I see her. I favored sweety, same with her if she is seen. Two days in a row. It would appear they are closed.[/QUOTE]They will probably resurface at another location (although it may be in another city). I strongly suspect that the same group that owned "Best" owns Monterey Massage in Meridianville. Might want to check there, same set-up, nice rooms, sub-par massage, no extras. That location on South Parkway, especially considering the road construction, was ill-advised. Without offering extras, they were not ever going to survive at that place.

M. M.

I really hate to see the massage place on South Parkway close. I know it seems that often the girls may give out different names but for me, I dreamed of going three times and looked forward to a forth. They often seemed to have problems with scheduling though. The first time I went in they were busy and said come back. On return I got Krystal, who seemed to run the place even though she was young and had good English. She gave an excellent medium pressure massage, best I have had, and told me I was a little bad for always wanting the towel off. She kept it on the entire time. She never touched anything under the towel as I laid on my stomach. She did allow me to slowly ruin my fingers up her legs but not too high. She giggled on the flip after accidentally grazing the boy that had woken up and asked "how did that get there?" Second time there saw another young lady and just laid down without the towel. She put it back on and did an unimpressive massage, really just running fingers over me. She was fun to talk with and I thought I might make some progress with her but didn't. Third time I had an appointment to see the second lady but they mixed up appointments and she was busy. So Krystal asked if I would try Nikki instead and that she would come in for a free four hand massage. I go in and lay down without the towel to see what would happen. Nikki comes in and puts towel on me and begins a light massage. She finds out this was my third visit and allows towel to come off. At this point I am thinking good thoughts. Krystal comes in after a short absence and puts the towel back on. Crap. I tell her it feels so much better without the towel and she takes it off. Happy thoughts return. Nikki continues with a featherweight massage but Krystal jumps into another really great massage that was worth going for towel or no towel! Best part was that as they rubbed in the massage oil over my back to my feet they didn't miss my old butt. So I am thinking really happy thoughts as I look forward to the flip. Krystal finishes the back massage and has to leave and to my sadness Nikki puts the towel back on after the flip. I was really looking forward to the next visit. Called Winchester massage last night to see if Krystal it Nikki moved there and a man got on the phone that spoke better English. He acted as if he didn't know south parkway closed but said the girls had not transferred to his place. CRAP! I would have followed Krystal there in a heartbeat. So while nothing happened I was optimistic the forth visit would have been best.

[QUOTE=OlderWood;3495829]I really hate to see the massage place on South Parkway close. I know it seems that often the girls may give out different names but for me, I dreamed of going three times and looked forward to a forth. They often seemed to have problems with scheduling though. The first time I went in they were busy and said come back. On return I got Krystal, who seemed to run the place even though she was young and had good English. She gave an excellent medium pressure massage, best I have had, and told me I was a little bad for always wanting the towel off. She kept it on the entire time. She never touched anything under the towel as I laid on my stomach. She did allow me to slowly ruin my fingers up her legs but not too high. She giggled on the flip after accidentally grazing the boy that had woken up and asked "how did that get there?" Second time there saw another young lady and just laid down without the towel. She put it back on and did an unimpressive massage, really just running fingers over me. She was fun to talk with and I thought I might make some progress with her but didn't. Third time I had an appointment to see the second lady but they mixed up appointments and she was busy. So Krystal asked if I would try Nikki instead and that she would come in for a free four hand massage. I go in and lay down without the towel to see what would happen. Nikki comes in and puts towel on me and begins a light massage. She finds out this was my third visit and allows towel to come off. At this point I am thinking good thoughts. Krystal comes in after a short absence and puts the towel back on. Crap. I tell her it feels so much better without the towel and she takes it off. Happy thoughts return. Nikki continues with a featherweight massage but Krystal jumps into another really great massage that was worth going for towel or no towel! Best part was that as they rubbed in the massage oil over my back to my feet they didn't miss my old butt. So I am thinking really happy thoughts as I look forward to the flip. Krystal finishes the back massage and has to leave and to my sadness Nikki puts the towel back on after the flip. I was really looking forward to the next visit. Called Winchester massage last night to see if Krystal it Nikki moved there and a man got on the phone that spoke better English. He acted as if he didn't know south parkway closed but said the girls had not transferred to his place. CRAP! I would have followed Krystal there in a heartbeat. So while nothing happened I was optimistic the forth visit would have been best.[/QUOTE]I share your sediments. I never saw any of the names you mentioned. First time there got someone whose a me I can not recall, but she tossed the towel as soon as she started. 2nd and 3rd time was a gal who went by sweetie? She also had no use for the towel and her attentions were growing each time there, along with other things. LOL. I also was looking forward to that next time with her, but alas.

[QUOTE=BigRich54;3496381]I share your sediments. I never saw any of the names you mentioned. First time there got someone whose a me I can not recall, but she tossed the towel as soon as she started. 2nd and 3rd time was a gal who went by sweetie? She also had no use for the towel and her attentions were growing each time there, along with other things. LOL. I also was looking forward to that next time with her, but alas.[/QUOTE]I always had the towel on the flip but had really thought the last time it would come off. Good convenient place for me. Hate that they closed. It was my first three times doing the AMP in Huntsville and wished there was a good alternative. Atlanta is just to far but has worked a time or two but much more $$.

If any senior memberstaff have seen her pm me please.

[QUOTE=VestriVinco;3497394]If any senior memberstaff have seen her pm me please.[/QUOTE]I would not mind to.

[QUOTE=VestriVinco;3497394]If any senior memberstaff have seen her pm me please.[/QUOTE]I've texted her several times, and never gotten a reply.

Strange thing is, after texting her, within the next 24 hours I get a phone call from a number I've never contacted. Its happened 2 or 3 times, from a different number each time. And this is on my hobby number that's otherwise quiet. So I concluded her ad is just phishing for numbers.

I'd like to be wrong, because I'd definitely try her massages.

[QUOTE=BadGoonie3;3501223]I've texted her several times, and never gotten a reply.

Strange thing is, after texting her, within the next 24 hours I get a phone call from a number I've never contacted. Its happened 2 or 3 times, from a different number each time. And this is on my hobby number that's otherwise quiet. So I concluded her ad is just phishing for numbers.

I'd like to be wrong, because I'd definitely try her massages.[/QUOTE]Is this the alex you are referring to: [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-alex-for-the-best-massage/22620913[/URL].

I've seen her in the past (6-9 months ago). She disappeared for a while and then came back. I haven't visited her since she came back so I don't know what kinda service she offers now.

She, like most others, uses a texting app, which most people don't stay logged into unless they are looking for customers at that second, so they are sometimes hard to get in touch with. I think she's also pretty paranoid when dealing with new customers or guys thinking she's an escort. Anyways good luck.

[QUOTE=TryingItAgai;3501573]Is this the alex you are referring to: [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-alex-for-the-best-massage/22620913[/URL].

I've seen her in the past (6-9 months ago). She disappeared for a while and then came back. I haven't visited her since she came back so I don't know what kinda service she offers now.

She, like most others, uses a texting app, which most people don't stay logged into unless they are looking for customers at that second, so they are sometimes hard to get in touch with. I think she's also pretty paranoid when dealing with new customers or guys thinking she's an escort. Anyways good luck.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's the ad I was referring to.

Her ad says "If I do not respond quickly, then it is only because I am in an appointment and I assure you that I will get back to you ASAP". But that never happens. Maybe I've just had bad luck.

[QUOTE=BadGoonie3;3501637]Yeah, that's the ad I was referring to.

Her ad says "If I do not respond quickly, then it is only because I am in an appointment and I assure you that I will get back to you ASAP". But that never happens. Maybe I've just had bad luck.[/QUOTE]I was a regular of hers in the past. When she came back, it was so impossible to get a response from her, I just gave up and moved on. It wasnt until I sent 1000 messages an was finally like "ok f you, I give up" before she finally even responsed. I figured, hey she must have more than enough customers now and she doesn't want my money. She was nice girl but youd probably get just better service (massage and ending) from a straight up escort, hell of a lot cheaper atleast. Just my 2 cents.

Anyone know what happened to Ana that used to post in massage section of BP? She worked out of same house as Jordan. Haven't seen her post in several weeks.

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I don't know if this is the place to post this, but has anyone tried the Day Spa 53 LLC? How are their Massages, Prices and ETC. ?

[QUOTE=Burnman1959;3502604]Anyone know what happened to Ana that used to post in massage section of BP? She worked out of same house as Jordan. Haven't seen her post in several weeks.[/QUOTE]I texted her a few weeks ago and it took her a day to respond. I asked if she was doing massages still and she replied not today. Again that was a few weeks ago. I'm not sure what's going on with her. Might have found her a sugar daddy.

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You seriously think you can come of this forum and fingerwag me?

Lol, while I can respect the balls that takes, it's time for you to go.
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I have emailed her and may see her and will report, but has anyone contacted her or seen her? I have only seen one ad ever on backpage.

Forget-Me-Knots relaxation services.

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Forget-Me-Knots relaxation services.

Enlarge Picture.

Relax as I work your tensions away with sensual strokes at just the right pressure. Full body. I have a portable table and I come to you. Day or night.

No AA men.

75/ hour.

Location: Decatur, Hartselle, Huntsville, Athens, Huntsville.

[QUOTE=TideLover;3511333]I texted her a few weeks ago and it took her a day to respond. I asked if she was doing massages still and she replied not today. Again that was a few weeks ago. I'm not sure what's going on with her. Might have found her a sugar daddy.[/QUOTE]Is she hot?

I didn't see her last deleted post but did contact her and exchanged several messages and will be meeting with her next week to judge for myself. She didn't know she was banned till I told her but I told her the banning notice itself was quite funny. This is a great site and I know rules must be followed. She's a young-un and can learn to follow the rules I am thinking. Give the kid another chance boss LOL.

[blue]No, I know that some of you guys can't wait to hand your testicles to a working girl I'll hang on to mine.

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You seriously think you can come of this forum and fingerwag me?

Lol, while I can respect the balls that takes, it's time for you to go.
A2[/QUOTE]You seriously think you can come of this forum and fingerwag me?

LOL, while I can respect the balls that takes, it's time for you to go.

A2[/QUOTE].

Make sure you stop at the Green H Spa in Tifton, Ga. It used to be Royal Spa which closed for a long time. $60 for a truly unrushed 45 minutes with table shower included. Ask for "young girl" when you go in. Dreamed of putting $ on the chair before the table shower and left very happy. I don't get out much but passed through last week and found it nice to dream about a true spinner. I will say if you have a handle sticking out from the towel on the way to the table shower, it will be used to grab hold of and lead you to the shower. Note, ad comes up under Albany, Ga.

[URL]http://albanyga.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/green-h-spa-grandopening-all-upgraded/35598917[/URL]

[QUOTE=BjTilliCum;3512306]Is she hot?[/QUOTE]I'd put Ana about 7/10 on hot scale unless she opens her mouth (meaning messed up teeth) she's skinnier than I like and small sagging tits.

Has anyone paid any attention to this ad and the link that's listed in it [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-kelly-b-great-morning-for-patio-massage/11219164[/URL].

[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;3522318]Has anyone paid any attention to this ad and the link that's listed in it [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-kelly-b-great-morning-for-patio-massage/11219164[/URL].[/QUOTE]Tons of reviews have been posted. Just do a search. Average to good massage, HE only offered at end. Set you back $.