Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

[QUOTE=Freaklikdat]Looking forward to those pics & reviews SuperE, I've been a camden lover since last summer:) Lots of good fines over there. Don't be a stranger to the South jersey forum cause some mongers over there give great intel on the girls of broadway & nearby motels[/QUOTE]I feel like a kid who has gone into the same candy store for years and years, and now he discovers there was a great bakery right down the block that makes all kinds of other goodies he enjoys. I feel somewhat in a quandary over posting the reports and pics on Camden encounters. I have my own thread here in the Philly forum, but there is a South Jersey forum as well. I suppose that technically I should post Camden reports and pics in the South Jersey forum.

I found Megan on the southern end of the stroll. She was as nervous as a cat on the proverbial hot tin roof after she got in. She was deathly afraid I was undercover vice. She asked if I would like to take her for a drink. I guess she felt that would not get her into trouble. When I wasn’t interested in going for a “drink,” she wanted to do the touchy-feely thing, and I told her that it was fine if she wanted to feel my hog, but it meant absolutely nothing if I were really vice. I told her that If I were really undercover LE that I could lie to her, touch her, have her touch me, proposition her, whatever, and , if she agreed in any way she would still be arrested. This discussion, of course, did nothing to make her feel less nervous, LOL. Maybe I just deviantly wanted to play with her, like a cat does with a mouse he has caught.

As long as she was feeling me up, I had her flash her tits and let me have a nice long grab as well. Why not? She had really nice, firm tits too with soft light-brown nipples. She said she was new to this and had absolutely no idea where to go and park. She said she had just moved here from NJ and was living with a “friend’ just off the K. Uh huh. When she mentioned the street I was pretty sure it was Bishop’s place and I ticked off a number of her “house buddies” who I knew. She felt a lot more comfortable after that, but still seemed a little nervous.

If I actually paid for pussy, her request was higher than one would expect for the K. Maybe she really is as new as she says, and thinks her mouth and cu*nt are more gold plated than the rest, or maybe she just has no idea about pricing reality on the K. I firmly instructed her of the usual way of the world, not that it mattered much because, as you all well know, I don’t pay for it. :D

I don’t ever fuck in my car, but a BJ isn’t out of the question, and I have a few very safe and secluded places now, where I can feel comfortable and relaxed for a daytime tryst without fear of rude interruption. Megan may claim being innocent and new to this, but she got right into it when I opened my fly, and showed her the target. She couldn’t DT but she had the most interesting BBBJ technique of twisting her head around my cock, and sloppily sucking on it like a human washing machine. Normally this rapid kind of sucking action is not to my liking, but her approach felt and sounded and looked very nice indeed. I didn’t even mind that this seemed to be her one and only speed and skill. She had hoisted up her top and bra and, as she sucked, I reached underneath and kneaded her soft titties and nipples. I popped a quick nut in about 3 or 4 minutes and held her head on it and told her to lick it all clean. She seemed desperate to get off my cock and spit, and that made my holding her head there all the hotter. When I finally let her head go she gasped and almost choked as she lunged for the window to spit like it was poison, LOL. I found the whole thing very self-satisfying, especially since I knew I would soon be ready for round two, and she would be thinking about the finale all the way through again to the squirt and clean-up.

In the beginning I had asked about taking some pics and she looked wide-eyed at me, as if I was Dracula, and she was making the sign of the cross. On the way back I explained how I had taken pics of other girls and posted them on a website that other mongers read, and that it was like free advertising if you got a good review. So she willingly posed for some pics on the way when I was stopped at various traffic lights. One was pretty dark because my flash didn’t fire. I let her preview all of them for her approval. She wrinkled up her nose at them, but reluctantly agreed to let them be posted; I guess women are never satisfied with their pics. I wish I could have gotten some shots of her flashing her tits or her pussy because she had a nice thin body, but maybe next time.

Ratings? Face: 4 ½ stars (she kept protesting that she wasn’t wearing any make-up, except for lip gloss, and her hair looked a mess, but I assured her that the readers here weren’t looking for a gal freshly prepared for her shoot in Glamour Magazine; she has nice facial features, a classically pretty Italian); Body: 4 ½ stars (I didn’t see all of it but she has a good body shape and ass and great looking tits for a thin girl; she might just have 5 star body potential); BJ: 5 stars (not DT but very unique, and enjoyably sloppy and animated technique); Fucking: N/A (but very doable; maybe on a future indoor date); Attitude: 4 stars (not a bad attitude; but I didn’t quite fully appreciate the “I am worth more than the others” ’tude); Overall; 5 star BBBJCIMSP car date; Repeatable? Yes ( definitely for a BJ and to try for indoor FS). YMMV

I like this one; [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=96974[/url]

[QUOTE=Permanent Wood]I like this one; [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=96974[/url][/QUOTE]

One doesn't need to have a toothy grin to make an appealing facial pose. The most eye-catching poses can often be when subtly expressing a thought or emotion. I can actually take credit for directing the pose you liked. I asked her to clear her mind, look into the camera and just think, "fuck me," LOL

Nice report and pics Freak. It reminds me that I should carry a Halloween mask for those who are camera shy and don't want their faces recognizable in here. However, I don't understand how CJ can literally charm the pants off of them for a photo shoot, and then they get camera shy for future shoots, and/or don't want to show their faces, like Nikki did. WTF? I have run into a few like this. I never mention to them that I already saw their pics here, but what is the deal? I figure that making them aware of the fact that their photos are in here already as leverage to entice them to do another shoot is bad SW photojournalism protocol. I guess I will just have to go to CJ charm school. Any openings next semester, Cooky?

We certainly have our fair share of Nikkis and Nicoles on the Ave! I wrote a reflective, somewhat cerebral report about SW and girls' names in general not too long ago, not that many possibly care.

[QUOTE=Freaklikdat]This girl knows how to suck a dick and my dick was DEEP-SEEDED/DEEP-SEATED all up in Nikkis mouth.[/QUOTE]

"Deep-seated" would correctly apply one of the dictionary meanings as "firmly (great word in this case) established."

"Deep-seeded?:" It isn't listed in Merriam-Webster or OED2 (Complete). According to all the sources I read, this hyphenated "word" is classic "hearsay" (you might like that one, Tom): it "sounds" like the correct word, and even has some semblance of explanation, but the usage is just plain wrong, according to every respected work on the correct use of English.

This will be a brief report because I have reported previously on Colleen this past fall, including pics:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=894460&postcount=673[/url]

Colleen is a somewhat cute big titty MILF with A-Plus cock sucking skills, and a willingness to do any type of dirty talking one might desire. She is almost always around the southern end of the stroll, and I have dated her a number of times. She is a terrific release whenever I need a quick few pops in the car. I guarantee she will give you a memorable 5 star plus, unhurried BBBJCIMSW, or several, if you are "up" to it.

Colleen used to be in the escort biz (or so she says), but is a realist about life on the K. She knows there are many younger and prettier and thinner SWs, and she is willing to be quite "competitive" regarding donations, not that I have to worry about such things. :D However, she would be well worth a premium based upon her quality of service alone.

When we got down to it this time she hoisted up her top and bra for me to fondle those big tits as she sucked, looked up at me with a big knowing smile, and asked, "What am I this time? Your dirty filthy wh*ore? Your nasty fuck sl*ut? Your bad little girl who needs to be taught a cock-sucking lesson?" And then a big grin, " Or Daddy's naughty cum piggie?" You have to love a SW who knows what floats your boat!

I spent a very fun time with Colleen, and enjoyed 3 unhurried cups, with plenty of hot, dirty talk in between to get me motivated for the next round. YMMV

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]Nice report and pics Freak. It reminds me that I should carry a Halloween mask for those who are camera shy and don't want their faces recognizable in here.[/QUOTE]Thanks SuperE, that mask has really come in handy because I'll get a NO when I ask for pics/vid but when I tell them I have a mask to "hide" their identity they'll usually agree. I even got Kate(that little B*tch IMHO) doing BBBJ on video with that mask

[QUOTE=Supereloquent] However, I don't understand how CJ can literally charm the pants off of them for a photo shoot, and then they get camera shy for future shoots, and/or don't want to show their faces, like Nikki did. WTF? I have run into a few like this. I never mention to them that I already saw their pics here, but what is the deal? I figure that making them aware of the fact that their photos are in here already as leverage to entice them to do another shoot is bad SW photojournalism protocol. I guess I will just have to go to CJ charm school. Any openings next semester, Cooky?[/QUOTE]I don't know how he does it either. I remember for months trying to get pics/vid of Kate(that little B*tch IMHO) then CJ Charms her into showing the goods

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]We certainly have our fair share of Nikkis and Nicoles on the Ave! I wrote a reflective, somewhat cerebral report about SW and girls' names in general not too long ago, not that many possibly care.[/QUOTE]Yes I do remember reading it. The next time I run into another nikki/nicole I'm going to tell her to please use a nickname because it's getting to damn confusing.

[QUOTE=Pedey]Nobody gives a fuck... [/QUOTE]

For someone who doesn't "give a fuck," you are sure "giving a fuck"....LOL

[QUOTE=Pedey]...about your trip to AC, and how much money you won, and that you been up more than 10 grand[/QUOTE]

Well aren't you about as obviously envious as it gets? I see your point, though. You want me to do as you say and not as you do. I can't mention a trip to AC, but you can give us mind-bending detail about a boneheaded wild goose chase to the suburbs to give drugs to some chickie you made a connection with through CL? Nobody "gave a fuck" about that either, but it was one of the stupidest things I ever heard. You never even saw the chick, and you were probably lucky you never did, because that was a narc sting if ever I saw one. The only next best thing for you is that it was someone scamming you. Either way, how much dumber could one be to go for such an evident con job?

[QUOTE=Pedey]Report on the pussy[/QUOTE]

I DO and lots of it, a lot more than just about everyone in the Philly forum, and an incalculably greater amount than YOU do!

[QUOTE=Pedey]Who after winning 10 grand gambling would then decide to cruise Broadway in Camden?[/QUOTE]

Apparently you don't bank anywhere? Is that a foreign concept to you? Who takes 10 Gs in cash ANYwhere?: Not I, for one. That is unlike SOME people who take 420 and white powder to an anonymous chickie advertising on line...LOL.

[QUOTE=Pedey]Cooky, Freak, Somebody please chime in on this one. I think we should all set up a sting, It will be to find Super and get him off the streets[/QUOTE]

Threatening another member of this forum is considered a VERY serious offense of forum rules, let alone to publicly solicit some sort of conspiracy to do so. I suggest you cease and desist from this IMMEDIATELY and avoid even a HINT of such action in the future.

From a classic Ella Fitzgerald lyric: “ Into each life some rain must fall.” I suppose this applies to SW experiences as well.

I was given Chrissy’s number by another monger. He volunteered the information to me in a PM and I don’t blame him for a bad referral. His experience with her was obviously different. YMMV always applies.

I called Chrissy one day just to try someone new. Either the connection was bad or she sounded like she had a mouthful of marbles, but I could barely make out what she was saying. We made an appointment for 30 minutes from then and I got directions from her. It is a classic stereotype, but you know what it is like to get usual directions from a female. She will direct you by landmarks and nearby stores, etc., whereas a male will usually tell you the route or street, the direction, the mileage, the intersection, etc. I am not a stupid person but the “directions” she provided got me nowhere near where she was, and I had to re-call her to get the specific nearest intersection, instead of all the landmark mumbo-jumbo. It turns out she had been directing me up the right street, but to the wrong place on the street. So what else is new?

When I finally arrived at the location where she was waiting for me, I suggested an indoor date. Why I did that is anyone’s guess, because my street radar was telling me that this one was going to be a bust. It would have been much smarter to try her out first as a car date. Chalk one up for the little head. Sooner or later I will learn my lesson. Chrissy proceeded to tell me that her expected donation would be 2X for an indoor date, as opposed to X for a car date. Why this premium was warranted is beyond me. Maybe her mouth and cu*nt are worth more indoors, at least in her own opinion. I was getting a bad feeling, and I was ready to just cut my losses before they even started, take her back to where I had picked her up, and go back to the K. However, I told her flat out that X would be the starting number with a tip if service was outstanding. So, she could either decide to earn an incentive the good old fashioned American way or go back empty handed.

She agreed to X with an incentive, and she suggested a notel, which I knew to be 3 times the cost of another nearby notel with which I was quite familiar. Either she didn’t know the notels in her own vicinity very well, or didn’t give a shit, because it was my money we were spending, or maybe both. In any event, we went with my notel choice. On the drive, Chrissy was quiet and not very warm and friendly. Everything in my big head intuition was screaming to deep-six this whole thing, but hope springs eternal for the little head, as we all know.

We arrived at the room and I started to take some pics. Even though we had agreed to this as part of the deal, she soon got antsy about it and just wanted to get down to business. She started to suck my cock and it was pretty mediocre, even though she had bragged how good she was. I took a few pics of that, but she very quickly told me no more of those. I guess she really wasn’t clued in to the concept of earning an incentive. I was so glad it was on that basis, because this gal was turning out to be ho-hum average in so many ways.

On the way to the notel she was telling me that she walks the streets of that area (very northern Frankford Ave) and there was very little competition except for some skanky ho druggies. I guess her marketing sense was intact in that context, but she wouldn’t hold a candle to most of the SWs on the K, either in terms of looks or talent, no matter what she thinks.

Her face was rather average as was her body. She is young but not what one would call extremely pretty and her belly is unattractively paunchy. The funny thing is that she thought she was hot. She obviously has no basis for comparison. Her sucking was wooden as was her fucking. She couldn’t wait to finish the BJ so she could move right along to the main event, such as it was. It was like fucking the dead; she was totally unresponsive. I have enjoyed better hand job fantasies in the shower.

I usually am interested in multiple-cups with a SW date but this was the SW version of Coyote Ugly. If my arm would have been stuck underneath her, I would have chewed it off to get the hell out of there. Needless to say, she didn’t earn any incentives.

Ratings? Face: 3 stars (and I am being generous); Body; 3 stars (more generosity); BJ: 2 ½ stars (the only thing worse might have been if she scraped her teeth on me); Fucking: 2 ½ stars (the only positive thing is that I busted a nut; but now I know what necrophilia is like); Attitude: 2 ½ stars (not totally bad but just barely above it); Overall: 2 ½ stars (sub-par all the way); Repeatable? Not even at ¼ X. YMMV

[QUOTE=CookyJar]There is no secret to it. I try to be honest and straight forward. I always tell them what I plan to do with their pictures. Most of them have already heard about me before I pick them up.[/QUOTE]I use the same approach, but I never tell them who I am. Maybe THAT's the secret! Or maybe not; who knows?; maybe that would make them even more adamantly against pics, LOL. Maybe it wouldn't make a particle bit of difference because I am not nearly the legend that Cooky is, and deserves to be. Nonetheless, Cooky, I concede that your ability to charm them is most certainly better than mine, although I have been no slouch in getting many of them to agree.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]There is one other thing. I treat the girl just like what they are – people. They are no better or worse than me; that is the way I treat all women.[/QUOTE]I totally agree with you there. I have received many compliments from SW photo subjects that I made them feel at ease and comfortable, not only for photos, but for anything else we did. I have also received many compliments on my "photographic direction," such as it is. I let the girls preview their pics and virtually all feel that the angles, poses, etc. flatter them, by and large, even the spread, fingering and BJ shots. Neither photography, nor my sexual desires nor my penchant for dirty talk have anything to do with degrading another human being, although anything can be interpreted any way one chooses to interpret it. For me, it is all about hot eroticism. I try to treat others as I would like to think others would treat me in like circumstances (yes, and that includes hot photography or filthy dirty talking or anything else we voluntarily either or both choose to do).

[QUOTE=CookyJar]During my second visit with Andrea, she said that she liked the fact that I did not make her feel like a ***** when I took her pictures. Her saying that kind of took me back; I’d never given it that much thought.[/QUOTE]I have been told that a lot, including by Andrea, who was having a lot of fun posing, sucking and fucking, even if she rushed it at the end after 2 cups, LOL. Maybe such remarks about me are true and maybe they aren't. Maybe it's what some SWs tell you to make you feel good; after all, they are paid (Oops, I meant to say that SOME are, I am one of the lucky ones who gets it for free :D) to do that physically, so why not psychologically? I hadn't and haven't ever given that much thought either. I am just the way I am.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Kate denied me access the first time we meant. She had a big ole red zit on her cheek. LOL[/QUOTE]SWs have vanity, just as most women do (and men too). I would have to say that having a big ugly zit or a facial injury or a bad hair day are primary reasons a SW often denies a photo session. She wants to look her best.

SuperE, Either you must have been very generous or your rating system of 2-1/2 to 5 needs to be improved. A date this poor by description makes one wonder who would ever get a lower value?

Regardless, thanks for the good report on knowing another to avoid!

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]For someone who doesn't "give a fuck, " you are sure "giving a fuck". LOL

Well aren't you about as obviously envious as it gets? I see your point, though. You want me to do as you say and not as you do. I can't mention a trip to AC, but you can give us mind-bending detail about a boneheaded wild goose chase to the suburbs to give drugs to some chickie you made a connection with through CL? Nobody "gave a fuck" about that either, but it was one of the stupidest things I ever heard. You never even saw the chick, and you were probably lucky you never did, because that was a narc sting if ever I saw one. The only next best thing for you is that it was someone scamming you. Either way, how much dumber could one be to go for such an evident con job?

I DO and lots of it, a lot more than just about everyone in the Philly forum, and an incalculably greater amount than YOU do!

Apparently you don't bank anywhere? Is that a foreign concept to you? Who takes 10 Gs in cash ANYwhere?: Not I, for one. That is unlike SOME people who take 420 and white powder to an anonymous chickie advertising on line. LOL.

Threatening another member of this forum is considered a VERY serious offense of forum rules, let alone to publicly solicit some sort of conspiracy to do so. I suggest you cease and desist from this IMMEDIATELY and avoid even a HINT of such action in the future.[/QUOTE]I've been visiting this forum for quite some time now, and of all of those who post, I've found SuperEloquent and Cooky Jar among those posting primo material, with a few close seconds. Maybe it's because I am from the "Dear Penthouse" generation, but I enjoy a well-scripted description of events, and SuperE sure does provide that. Furthermore, I would believe that someone so imaginative with his elaborations within this forum would most likely be quite imaginative "in the field", yielding the most interesting of adventures.

It is a fact that after login, I immediately visit "Supereloquent's Reports", and am almost always enthralled with his exploits.

Although I still can't figure out Super's "five cups" in two hours ability (mine would have either fallen off after three, or zipped my fly back up, reached into my pocket for the cell and dialed 911).

Kudos, and appreciation for a fine job!

[QUOTE=Fbtom]SuperE, Either you must have been very generous or your rating system of 2-1/2 to 5 needs to be improved. A date this poor by description makes one wonder who would ever get a lower value?

Regardless, thanks for the good report on knowing another to avoid![/QUOTE]


I always assumed that 2 1/2 was the crossover point. 2 1/2 not good but not actually bad. While below that is actually just bad, and gets worse as the rating gets lower. While above that is on the good side and gets better as the rating goes up.

[QUOTE=Fbtom]SuperE, Either you must have been very generous or your rating system of 2-1/2 to 5 needs to be improved. A date this poor by description makes one wonder who would ever get a lower value?

Regardless, thanks for the good report on knowing another to avoid![/QUOTE]

I suppose my "rating system" requires further elaboration. To me a "1" is just plain DANGEROUS or potentially harmful/threatening, or to-be avoided-at-all-costs. Only one SW date has ever received the ignominy of that rating and that was bad Katie.

A "2" would be "bad." For a BJ that could mean anything from scraping her teeth on my cock, to barely sucking the tip, to hurrying or wanting me to hurry a LOT, or asking me every minute if I am "ready to cum yet," to perhaps gagging and throwing up all over me and grossing me out. For fucking it could mean anything from having a coochie that smelled worse than a garbage can (which would mean we wouldn't fuck at all without a hot shower and a douche), BO (same solution or no dice) or a cu*nt that was so dry from drugs that it was impenetrable, or the continued and unabated and aggravating hurry-up, or "are you ready to cum yet?" thing. For attitude it could mean anything from a downright nasty disposition, to an extremely demanding and totally inflexible attitude towards the donation. I have actually never encountered any SWs with straight-up ratings of "2" in any category or overall. Maybe that is because I either had a cleansing remedy available in a private room or there was no action taking place. Alternatively, I have avoided the dope sick, had pretty good street radar concerning a pick-up in the first place, and let the few bad decisions I made go before allowing them to suck or fuck me.

Two and a half would appear to have been the rock bottom in my rating system for a SW to make it to sucking and fucking me. She would get that for just "showing up" so to speak, assuming there were no further deductions for the things I mentioned above. A two and a half would be way below average. The rest she needs to earn. A three would be mediocre and below average, a three and a half would be average, a 4 would be above average, a 4 and a half would be way above average and a 5 would be outstanding.

Maybe the words are more descriptive than the numbers, so you bring up a good point, Tom. If you as a regular reader of my posts and a friend and supporter are confused about my rating system then others might be confused as well. I never really gave much thought to what my numbers mean to ME, let alone what they might mean to others until you raised the issue. I will have to give my rating system some serious reflection.

It does seem that the range from avg. to fantastic is very close together though. I'm thinking that anything that is bad can simply be rated as bad. Why elaborate on a scale how bad a bad date is, other than dangerous per your description? Your giving the bad the same range that a good date can have.

Your worded rating system makes sense. Now that I understand it better, it is not a real issue for me. Besides, kind of late in the game for your system to revamp it now, right? Are you going to evaluate the past three plus years all over again? Or just come up with a new system from a certain point forward?

Regardless, keep up the great sw photos and detailed reports!

[QUOTE=Fbtom]It does seem that the range from avg. to fantastic is very close together though. I'm thinking that anything that is bad can simply be rated as bad. Why elaborate on a scale how bad a bad date is, other than dangerous per your description? Your giving the bad the same range that a good date can have. [/QUOTE]

Some people have the very mistaken impression that I am extremely stubborn, and won't listen to anyone. I hope this decision disproves such a claim, because I absolutely and totally agree with you. My number system is more cumbersome and confusing than it needs to be.

[QUOTE=Fbtom]Your worded rating system makes sense.[/QUOTE]

I didn't really give it much thought until your post caused me to look at it more carefully. From now on I will use words rather than numbers for my rating system. It is more descriptive and less confusing.

[QUOTE=Fbtom] Now that I understand it better, it is not a real issue for me.[/QUOTE]

Well it still became one for ME! LOL So I decided to do something about it.

[QUOTE=Fbtom]Besides, kind of late in the game for your system to revamp it now, right? Are you going to evaluate the past three plus years all over again? Or just come up with a new system from a certain point forward?[/QUOTE]

It's never too late to do something smarter. I am revamping my rating system. I can't and won't bother to do it backward, but I certainly can do it forward, and that is what I plan to do. Thanks for inspiring me to do just that.

[QUOTE=Fbtom]Regardless, keep up the great sw photos and detailed reports![/QUOTE]

I plan to do that. For those of you interested in my newest exploits across the river, I have posted the first of several reports, with pics, of my adventures on Broadway. You can read them in the South Jersey "General Reports" thread. My first report, with pics, from Broadway, reflects my "new and improved' rating system, LOL.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent] Cooky, you keep telling me you would have gone for a threesome, as if that was an option for me or even a desire at the time I dated Andrea...LOL.
… Rachel was the only other girl there at the time, not Amber or Nikki, and I had absolutely NO interest in Rachel either one-on-one or in a threesome. [/QUOTE]

I am me and you are you. I said that in my earlier post. Maybe it is just me, but, once my dick gets hard I am able to forgive and forget. As long as the pussy is clean, looks good and is available; I am going to get it. It is the power my little head has over my big head.

“Good Times,” one on one, threesomes or whatever; are more about timing than anything else. I am thinking, you were there for 45 minute, what did you do while you were waiting for the world to change? Personally, I would have been trying to get some pussy or head from one of the three pretty available girls. The point I am trying to make is that I would have at least tried. Besides, Rachel owed you.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]…the upstairs was off limits,…[/QUOTE]

By the way, what did you do while you were waiting; if you did not go upstairs? If the upstairs was not available and you were locked out of the downstairs room, where did you wait – in your car on the dinky street? Just for the record, IMHO, waiting 45 minutes is a no, no. Waiting like that would be way to dangerous even for my blood and I am hood rated. There is no way I would have sat around twiddling my thumbs for 45 minutes.

Here is what I would have done.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]I am me and you are you.[/QUOTE][red]Yep[/red] Mark that one in [red]red[/red]!

[QUOTE=CookyJar]I said that in my earlier post. Maybe it is just me, but, once my dick gets hard I am able to forgive and forget. As long as the pussy is clean, looks good and is available; I am going to get it. It is the power my little head has over my big head.[/QUOTE]My dick always forgives. But my big head gets a majority vote with past bad experiences.

It wasn't just a matter of "forgiveness" with Rachel. Andrea went up and had a few words with her, and when I asked Andrea about the 2 of us (Andrea and I) going upstairs, that wasn't going to happen. I honestly wasn't curious enough to get into the details of why not, and I had enough bad previous experiences with Rachel to not want to try one more regardless if that was possible, which it wasn't.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]"Good Times, " one on one, threesomes or whatever; are more about timing than anything else. I am thinking, you were there for 45 minute, what did you do while you were waiting for the world to change? Personally, I would have been trying to get some pussy or head from one of the three pretty available girls. The point I am trying to make is that I would have at least tried. Besides, Rachel owed you.[/QUOTE]I was totally uninterested in Rachel, and I doubt that she remembered that she "owed' me a damn thing. Her head is half in the tank anyway from whatever she is on, and my glimpse of her at the top of the stairs confirmed that she looked like shit even more than my usual past experiences with her.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]By the way, what did you do while you were waiting; if you did not go upstairs? If the upstairs was not available and you were locked out of the downstairs room, where did you wait – in your car on the dinky street? Just for the record, IMHO, waiting 45 minutes is a no, no. Waiting like that would be way to dangerous even for my blood and I am hood rated. There is no way I would have sat around twiddling my thumbs for 45 minutes.[/QUOTE]I waited for a few minutes in the hallway, and had some conversation with Andrea, but I told Andrea I would continue the wait in my car.

I may be a white dude, and look harmless, and was raised in a small rural town, but where I grew up the rites of passage were as tough as anywhere. I may not be "hood rated, " but if you didn't learn to fight and be willing to defend yourself with fists and knife in my home town then you just might wind up in the hospital or worse. We had gangs as tough as on many urban streets, and the rivalries were intense.

We were only 2 blocks off the K but I am very well aware of the dangers in that entire vicinity, regardless whether I was sitting in my car, the hallway or even in her apartment. I never mentioned this before but I have a permit to carry a concealed firearm, and I am a fair shot. I have fortunately never had to use it to defend myself, but, trust me, I would not hesitate.

I had my gun on me. It is in a concealed holster sewn into my jacket with a cloth flap. I would have felt just as safe in the hallway as in my car, but I just preferred the idea of being able to have a wide range of vision to anticipate any dubious activity. Plus, I was unimpeded where I was parked, and could easily have roared the hell out of there if I saw anything even remotely suspicious, like an approaching gang or even more than one person eyeballing me, splitting around my car, drawing a weapon, whatever. Even if one has a cure, prevention is always better.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Here is what I would have done.[/QUOTE]I would probably not have done "Lux" either. Bad dates always seem to change their names as if such will wipe away the bad rep. So Kylie to Rachel, Alexus to Lux/Nicole, whatever. There are plenty of fish in the sea called the K and, good looking or not, when a SW has demonstrated not once, not twice, but three times that she is a bad date for me? It's time to go fishing for something else. You can let the little head forgive all you want. There is a reason we have reviews in here, and for me it isn't to give girls FOURTH chances! You do your thing with the girls you want to do and I will do my thing with the girls I want to do. Like you said: we are different. Your pics and report of Andrea and Lux look hot, and I am glad you had a great time with them. YMMV always applies. However, Rachel/Kylie and Alexus/Lux/Nicole are no longer on my menu.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]…Hot pictures taken of Andrea posing on the carpeted stair would have been the bees knees. Knowing me – and I do know me – I would have tried to fuck Andrea right there on the stairs. I would have at least opted for a Blow Job on the steps while we were waiting. But, that's me and the way I think…[/QUOTE]

Supereloquent,

How do you like the pictures of Lux taken on the stairway? One of the best fucks I ever had, I got on a young girlfriend’s stairway, when I was a teen. It was at 3 in the morning, in the apartment building were she lived. Ah! Memories! And, the thing we remember.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Supereloquent,

How do you like the pictures of Lux taken on the stairway? One of the best fucks I ever had, I got on a young girlfriend’s stairway, when I was a teen. It was at 3 in the morning, in the apartment building were she lived. Ah! Memories! And, the thing we remember.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

We all like what we like. A stairwell is WAY too uncomfortable for my liking for fucking, or even thinking about it. Shit, I won't even fuck in my car! I used to fuck in my car as a teen, but not any more. I have never fucked anyone on a stairwell, nor ever wanted to. Maybe her sitting there, or leaning over me as I was sitting there, and sucking my cock; that one I could see.

The view and pose of Lux on the stairs is interesting, but it frankly isn't my cup of tea either photographically or erotically. And the dirty socks are a real turn off. But, hey, I have snapped pics of dirty socks before too. Didn't we have that conversation before ad nauseum? LMAO

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]I've been visiting this forum for quite some time now, and of all of those who post, I've found SuperEloquent and Cooky Jar among those posting primo material, with a few close seconds. Maybe it's because I am from the "Dear Penthouse" generation, but I enjoy a well-scripted description of events, and SuperE sure does provide that.[/QUOTE]

Thank you. We will never have a shortage of envious, asshole, rock-throwers, but whatever they may claim, I don't make this shit up. One may fault me for extensive elaboration, but it is all true. For those who don't care to read all the detail, I always summarize my "ratings" at the end for you to get an idea whether you might want to try the SW in question. For those who don't want to read a thing, I usually provide pretty pictures to amuse you, and maybe give you monkey-spanking material :D

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]Furthermore, I would believe that someone so imaginative with his elaborations within this forum would most likely be quite imaginative "in the field", yielding the most interesting of adventures.[/QUOTE]

I consider myself a creative person both in my writing style and my sexual adventures. This is true not only with SWs but extends to everything I do sexually.

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]It is a fact that after login, I immediately visit "Supereloquent's Reports", and am almost always enthralled with his exploits.[/QUOTE]

Thank you. I strive for a "you feel like you are there" approach. Hopefully I have succeeded in that.

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]Although I still can't figure out Super's "five cups" in two hours ability (mine would have either fallen off after three, or zipped my fly back up, reached into my pocket for the cell and dialed 911).[/QUOTE]

There is nothing to "figure out." I am oversexed and a self-admitted sex addict, and I always have been. A long day of mongering with many, many cups doesn't prevent me from several bouts of masturbation that evening, or whenever I wake up during the night (assuming I have no civvie bed partner), because, whenever I wake up, I have a woodie. And the morning?: always good for a few whacks in a hot shower (again, assuming no bed partner), even if I am planning another mongering romp that day!

I used to think every male was oversexed this way. I have come to realize that a few of us are, but certainly not nearly most or even many. I tell you about this, and my many typical cups with a SW, not to brag or impress you. It is simply a reality. The same thing happens with certain women. I had a civvie gf who was a squirter, and I could make her cum dozens and dozens of times. One date I had her count her orgasms out loud just for variation. Plus I had her start over if she miscounted, which she did several times, LOL. She was well over 100 before the counting became a bit tedious and we reverted to just concentrating on the sucking and fucking.

There are many specific (and perhaps boring) scientific explanations for my "condition." But I assure you that I am not making it up.

[QUOTE=Grolengineer]Kudos, and appreciation for a fine job![/QUOTE]

<Flowing and gracious bow from the waist, flourishing my hat, if I had one.>

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Sexy face & amazing legs. Great job Supereloquent.
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Misfit

[QUOTE=Misfit]Sexy face & amazing legs. Great job Supereloquent.
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Misfit[/QUOTE]She says she used to be a model. You can't take much that a SW tells you to the bank, but she does have a nice face and body and nice long attractive legs, if you are a leg man. Plus, she does have an ability to pose sexily. That pic you pointed out that you liked was all her idea; for many of her shots she didn't require much, if any, photographic direction.

Rumors are what they are, and for all we know every SW on the K and Broadway are HIV positive. But when I hear that from a usually reliable source about a particular SW, then I have a tendency to be cautious until I can get written proof otherwise. Someone made a wise suggestion to me to take her to the free clinic next time I see her, and witness the results first- hand. I thought that was very prescient advice. If I had such proof in hand, this honey is very fuckable and I bet she sucks a mean cock, and that's exactly what we would be doing ALL afternoon.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Before I mentioned anything about a [b]Ménage à trois,[/b] I wanted to lay some ground work; plant some seeds as it were. As much as possible, I wanted to insure a good time for all would be had... I started to tell Lux about some of the less than favorable reviews she had gotten. In some many word; I told her that some of the guys were saying that her services started to lag as her popularity grow. I ended by telling her, “Pretty girl have to work just as hard as not so pretty girls.” I said this in a fatherly, knowing way.[/QUOTE]

Hopefully, Lux got the message. She seems to have been a very fine date for you, a terrific addition to a threesome, and looks tres hot in your pics. My little head forgave her a long time ago. I guess my big head needs to have that same "fatherly talk" you had with her before giving her yet more more chance.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Now for Aundrea, I did not want her to get any cell phone calls that would shorten our date. I turned to Aundrea and said, “You’ve got to be careful as well.” I told her someone had complained that his time had been shortened after she got a call. She gave me a very plausible response, which I accepted. I asked Aundrea if we had enough time. I told her to tell me now before we got started. I said, “I can come back later if now wasn’t a good time.” I cannot remember their exact words, but I was assured that we had plenty of time for a nice long threesome.[/QUOTE]

That's why reporting and pics in here are so useful (in addition to looking at real, hot girls in action that you can have, as opposed to girls in magazines that you can't). You took the intel that you had, and put it to smart use to set the 'ground rules' and expectations to have a better experience. Good for you!

[QUOTE=CookyJar]After a brief discussion about escort rates, avenue rates and what had been said on this forum, Aundrea surprised me by stating she does have a separate rate for the avenue; which is less than her escort/Backpage rates.[/QUOTE]

I am guessing you were surprised that she admitted it to you, and not that such a difference existed? I had reported this very pricing differential, so, Cooky, was there ever any doubt? :D

[QUOTE=CookyJar]As our negotiations continued, I told Aundra that I would love to have Lux join us and that I was willing to give her (Aundrea) a finder’s fee, but, paying Lux would stretch my budget. Of course Lux wanted in on the date, why not, it would save her a trip to the avenue. Of course Aundrea wanted Lux included – she wanted the extra finder’s fee. And, I wanted her in on the date because I am a horny bastard. We all agreed on a discounted avenue rate which included a little extra finder’s fee for Aundrea. (Aundrea got the finder’s fee because I had actually come to see her and she found a friend to join us – get it.)[/QUOTE]

I thought you didn't pay for it? Just yanking on your chain, Cooky. :)

I couldn't believe this gal was 40: very cute and tight for ANY age. Nice find! I like good looking MILFs around this age because all of them I have ever encountered suck cock expertly and genuinely enjoy fucking and dirty talking. If you are luckier yet, as you were, you get one who is also a genuine freak.

I am an ass man and I love the color pink on a woman. I usually prefer lacy boy-cut style panties to thongs, but this pic was a fave for the pose and the ass and the thong panties and definitely was a turn on for me:

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[QUOTE=Supereloquent]I thought you didn't pay for it? Just yanking on your chain, Cooky. :)[/QUOTE]Oh! I think you misunderstood me. I don’t pay for pussy. Any money exchanged was for other services and not for sex. Also, the girls did not pay me for sex. Just like I would never ever pay for a sexual act; I would never ever accept money for sex. I never charge the women I fuck. I do it for free.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Zephyr77]What part of "I read it for amusement" don't you understand, hero? You treat mongering like it's as important and as complicated as trying to cure cancer.[/QUOTE]Yes, I am a hero; thanks for noticing.

Read what is here for whatever you care to; it's a free country, and this is a free website. We let anyone in. You are proof positive of that in case anyone had any doubts.

Yes, I think mongering is "important, " and worth writing about in great detail, and posting relevant pics too, if one is so inclined, as I am. It's an enjoyable hobby: fun, interesting thrilling, exciting and it beats the hell out of checkers.

I beg to differ with you that I have ever stated or implied that mongering is "complicated. " There are a few basic things to remember, but a big expert like you doesn't need any remedial instruction. Sticking to the "amusement" part is a safe bet. Mongering incorporates plenty of that to go around for everyone.

Preamble:

I dated this SW for a second time about two weeks ago and posted my sardonic, "Jack Webb" tongue-in-cheek version of my report at that time. Here is the whole nine yards version. For those of you "too expert" to bother reading this stuff except for its "entertainment value, " then be prepared that this will be a long report with many more pics than I usually post. For you mongers who are too good for a SW anything less than a 10 on a scale of 10, not into big women, not into goth women, or not into women with tats: I can save you a lot of time and trouble by telling you to skip this report and its accompanying pics. For those of you who "just want the facts, " skip down to the bottom for the ratings. For those of you coming here to read this report because you want to see to whom you should whine for "cluttering up" the photo thread with so many pics?: consider yourself lucky that you have so many pics to look at in the first place; what? Did it take you an extra 3 seconds to flip through those few pages of pics? Complain to the Admin to set up an "index photo thread" if all you want is a quick place to see ONE pic of each SW to be able to rapidly and easily choose to read the report, see more pics or whatever. It's not my" job' to be your "index. "Don't shoot the messenger. Some of you non-contributing rock-throwing assholes have nothing better to do than rant whenever you don't get exactly what you want. If you were paying for this I could understand it. But for free? You should kiss the asses on main street of anyone who gives you anything resembling useful intel and/or "entertainment. " For those of you into big women, especially big women, who are young, have a goth look, have a few tats and are rip-roaring ready for hot fun?: you are in for a real treat!

So, now for the report:

I already had Elektra's digits and I made an appointment to see her very early in the morning because I had a full day of fun planned in a nice motel room. We were to meet at the DD. I got there early and called her, just to confirm, and got some other gal who claimed it was HER phone, she wasn't Elektra, and had never even heard of Elektra, and she didn't know what the HELL I was talking about. I was ready to bolt, and I would have if I hadn't already dated Elektra before, and recently talked to her on the phone, and set up this appointment. Elektra showed up on time, uncharacteristic for a SW, which was a good thing, because I wasn't going to have much patience after the phone incident. When I talked to her about it she said her phone was stolen. But there is a reason you testify in person in a courtroom and not by sworn statement: some people may be good at lying, but most aren't, and most people can look at you and tell when you are. She was lying. She couldn't meet my gaze, and her body language and facial expressions were screaming that fact. I didn't care what the real story was, and it was obvious she wasn't going to tell me. So SWs lie and they are notoriously unreliable with their phones; gee, front page news, call the New York Times.

Elektra knew what I had in mind, had her schedule cleared, knew I would be generous in proportion to her services, and was warm and pleasant as usual, so everything was cool.

Elektra hadn't mentioned much about her home life the last time, but she seemed in a mood of reflection on the drive to the motel. She has 4 kids. She is only 19, and started having them at age 15. They all live with her sister, because she can't seem to take care of them. She must have almost popped them out one after the other. She is chubby but looks damn good for a young woman who has had 4 kids. She lives with a bf. He knows what she does; he doesn't care as long as she brings him home some weed to smoke. She has danced before to make some money, and that's how she got into hooking; customers were always asking for her to make a date after hours. She started dancing when she was 16, lying about her age, and has done it off and on between pregnancies.

When we got to the motel she said she had a "surprise" for me and showed me that she had worn her bikini underneath her clothing rather than underwear. She said most guys liked bikinis as being hot, and thought I would like it. I have to admit that she looked good in it, chubbiness, goth-look and all. She was warm and playful and sexy.

Elektra is the excellent cock sucker that most chubbies are, in my experience. I think it is because they have big mouths and throats and can take even the biggest cock right to the root. She not only took me DT but looked up at me with those dark eyes, and purple mascara, as I played with her short, black goth-style hair, and enjoyed her excellent, sloppy, skillful sucking. I was really ready to pop for the first cup, and filled her mouth when I busted my first nut in a few minutes flat. She laughed in an evilly sexy way, licked my cock totally clean and swallowed every drop.

I was ready for round two in about 15 minutes and she got me hard again with her mouth. Her excellent technique almost tempted me to cum in her mouth again, but I wanted to fuck her. She is pretty flexible for a big girl (must be her experience as a dancer), and I was able to spread her legs in a chicken-wing position, with her ankles bent back in my hands right to the bed, as one might do with a spinner, as I fucked her mish. She has a big, meaty wet pussy and I slid right in with no trouble. She is a gal who loves to fuck, so the harder the better. I was pounding her as her pussy was making squishing sounds with each thrust both in and out. I turned her over and did her doggie. She has a big round ass which was so hot to watch jiggle as I slammed into her and felt my balls smack against her ass, as I held on tight to her and occasionally would give that ass a hard slap. I slid a finger up her ass as I bucked her, and she seemed to really like that, because she was moaning and screaming as I wiggled it inside her, as I continued to give it to her hard, slap her ass and say all manner of filthy things to her. "Take my hard dick like the nasty wh*ore you are! Squeal on the finger up your ass like a naughty little sl*ut! Fuck me bi*tch! Cum on my cock like a filthy dirty fuck pig! " She replied to every nasty thing I said, and was breathing heavier and heavier, shaking her ass, and screaming in delight. The whole thing was just so exciting that I shot my load way before I had intended. Nonetheless, it felt fucking GREAT!

After a brief rest I had her get on her knees and face me on the bed as I faced her on my knees, and had her suck me off again. There is just something so erotic about that position, watching her back and ass up in the air, arching your back so she can swallow you whole, and pulling up on her short hair as she sucks you silly. Your ball sack is hanging there loose as she softly grabs it, and holds it in one hand as she traces her fingernails inside your thighs, around your ass, to the base of tour cock, around the parts of your balls not held in the other hand, as she sucks you all the way to your pubic hair and then back up again to the tip, making wet sloppy sounds, licking the tip, lapping her tongue all the way down the underside of your cock to your balls, sucking on your balls, going back up the shaft, licking the tip and plunging down again to the root. Mmmmmmmmmmm! I was thoroughly enjoying this with some extra staying power after 2 previous cups. I finally shot a hard load into her mouth and held her head there as she swallowed. FUCK, that felt awesome!

We talked for a bit. I asked why she was not dancing any more. She said she had no outfits to wear, that she had been evicted from her other place, and had very little clothing. Besides, she had moved pretty far from where she used to live and really didn't know where good places might be to dance. I offered to take her shopping for some outfits. I thought that might be fun, and to take her for a few dance "tryouts. " I knew of a few places that had open tryouts on any given day for new girls. She gave me a big smile and a hug. She wasn't playing me for this. I asked about it; I offered. But it did make me feel good that I might be able to do something for her. Plus I have to admit that taking a girl to buy some sexy outfits, and then for a dance tryout, seemed like a fun thing to do.

I told her that I wasn't trying to be cheap, but there were usually some terrific dance outfits that one could put together at a thrift store at a small fraction of the cost of a typical very- high-mark-up retail outlet for adult toys and costumes. We put together a hot "schoolgirl" ensemble, a sexy black lace teddy getup with panties, bra, and see through robe, and a "secretary/librarian" look complete with white blouse with the big bow, long skirt with a slit to the crotch and fake glasses. In total I dropped less than it may have cost me to buy her lunch, which we also did when we got to the dance bar, while waiting for her "audition. " (She wasn't even old enough to drink, but she was old enough to show her tits and coochie to the patrons; go figure the logic of the law). I actually took her to two places, and I will have to say that she moves well for a big girl. The establishments liked that, as well as her having that goth look that they know appeals to certain customers. She had offers at both places to start immediately, and she was grinning from ear to ear, and she was very grateful to me for giving her the opportunities. Hey, it was fun for me as well, sitting at the bar, watching her dance, and watching the other customers wonder as she finished, sat in my lap, and let me openly paw her, grab her tits, and stick my fingers up in her pussy and her ass, which I made sure the guys all around me could see that I was doing, LOL.

We got back to the motel, and she was looking at me with big cow eyes, and she asked me, almost cooing, if there was anything special she could do for me for my being so nice to her. I asked her if she had ever done anal and she said she always wanted to try but was afraid it would hurt, or be embarrassingly messy. I told her that it was always a good idea to use an enema first to make sure everything was good and clean, and to use a LOT of slippery lube because the ass doesn't have natural secretions like the pussy, and it needs some help to make fucking comfortable. Finally it was a good idea to slowly stretch the sphincter muscles first so they could relax, and be ready for fucking. She asked how that would be done, and I told her the best way was to use successively larger butt plugs. So she said, "if you are willing I am willing to try too. " Then she giggled and said, "I stopped being a virgin at 12 but I am still an ass virgin. That's actually pretty hot to think about. " So we took a trip to a nearby drug store to get the enema and lube and then to an adult store to get the butt plug set. She admitted she was feeling excited to try this and, besides, she really wanted to do something special for me, and she wanted to know if I ever had an ass virgin. I had, but I told a white lie and said I hadn't. She seemed quite excited that not only would it be her first time, but that it would be my first ass virgin. Hey, whatever works; sex is mostly in the head anyway.

When we got back to the motel I told her I wanted to suck and fuck for a while, and then I would be ready to fuck her up the ass. So we did a few more cups of suck and fuck. She seemed even more excitable than she had been in the morning. Part of that was probably because she was genuinely showing me her gratitude, but I am sure a good portion of it was the anticipation of getting fucked in her ass. When I was finally ready, I gave her an enema. After she was evacuated, and thoroughly cleaned up, we both took a shower together. That was fun too because I had her kneel in the shower and suck me until I was hard, as I said to her, "You can't wait to have that big hard dick up your ass, can you bi*tch? Are you going to squeal for Daddy when he has his cock up your ass like a good little fuck piggie? Hmmmmmmm? "She was nodding her head and humming in reply, "Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm! " When her mouth would slip off my cock she would murmur, " Yes, Daddy, I can't wait to have your big cock up my ass. I want you to make me squeal like a little pig bi*tch. " And then she would giggle and push up her nose to make a snout like a pig and snort, "Oink, oink oink. "

After we showered and dried off I had her get on her knees at the edge of the bed as I poured lube on my fingers, and worked it up into her ass. She could easily take two fingers as I twirled them around inside her to get the lube liberally applied. It has been my experience that a woman who can easily relax and stretch to be able to take two fingers like this can take a cock too. I slowly shoved in the first and smallest butt plug and had her get used to it. It was no problem whatsoever. I let it in a while as I fingered her pussy and reached around and played with her tits and nipples. She was enjoying all this play and the plug too. After a few minutes I slipped out the small plug and replaced it with a medium sized one. She was already relaxed and the medium sized plug was no problem either. I saw that this may just work fine. After some more playing and getting used to the medium plug, I pulled it out and entered the biggest one. It slid in with no effort and I had her spread her legs more as I played with her and slapped her ass and started talking really filthy again to her: 'You like that big plug up your ass? That's because you are an ass wh*ore. But, what you really want is a cock up your ass, don't you bit*tch? Well, don't you? Tell me ass wh*ore! " She replied, "Yes, Daddy, I am your ass wh*ore. I can't wait for you to fuck me up the ass and make me squeal like a little piggie. Oink, oink oink" I kept playing with her, spanking her ass, and talking filthy dirty to her and she would reply in kind to me. The whole situation was getting me hard as a rock. I was stroking my cock with one hand and slapping her ass with the other and calling her every filthy name I could imagine. I finally took out the plug, and her ass had gapped wide from relaxation. What a sexy sight. I rubbered up, poured a lot of lube on top, and slowly worked my cock into her ass. She hissed, "OMFG, " as I slowly slid into her. I tried not to move too much until she was used to it, so she could relax and not tense up. I rubbed her ass as I slowly slid in, and stayed motionless inside, softly whispering to her to relax like a good little girl while Daddy taught her to be a proper ass wh*ore. I began to move slowly in and out and she was gasping and making a deep guttural sound at the back of her throat: "Uuggggggggggggghhhhhhh. " I told her to spread her legs wider and take the whole cock like a naughty little piggie. Pretty soon I had a faster rhythm and her ass was moving right along with me and she was moaning and saying, "OMFG, OMFG, that feels SO fucking GOOD, OMG, OMG, shit, fuck my ass, fuck it Daddy, make me your piggie, oink, oink, oink OMFG OMFGGGGGGGGG! " She was bucking her ass now in rhythm to my strokes. As I fucked her faster she couldn't get enough and kept saying, "Fuck me harder, Fuck me harder, FUCK THAT ASS, OWN IT!, IT's YOURS!, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, FUCKKKK MEEEEEEEEE! " She was wildly bucking, screaming, cursing. And I was fucking her ass like a madman, spanking her until she was red, and matching her outbursts dirty phrase for dirty phrase, because she was soon off on her own and squealing like crazy without any provocation from me. We kept this up for a good 20 minutes or so, and finally I knew I was getting ready to bust a really hard nut. I tried to hold up a little on that because her body was shaking and shivering and I wanted her to blast off as I knew she would before I did as well. She screamed at the top of her lungs as her ass contracted hard around my cock. I tried to delay but the contractions drove me right over the edge, and I shot a load that I thought might have blown the rubber right off (but it didn't, LOL). I slipped out and collapsed onto the bed beside her. She collapsed as well, flat out on the bed, and no longer on her knees, and said, half laughing, "FUCK! I never came that hard in my life! I had no idea you could cum that way getting fucked in your ass. " I just smiled at her, and touched a finger to her lips, as we both lay there drenched in sweat, trying to catch our breaths.

Ratings? Face: above average (cute, most especially for a chubbie); Body: above average (on a chubbie scale, but also on any scale; she had great tits and a great ass and not such a bad belly for a chubbie); BJ: outstanding; Fucking; outstanding (most especially the ass fuck, but it was all excellent); Attitude: outstanding; Overall: outstanding experience; Repeatable? YOU BET! YMMV

Elektra in her striped 'kini, "cutesy' and topless.

Elektra showing tits, sucking tits, showing that nice ass, spreading wide, fingering.

Sexy pose on her knees, doggie views, close-ups, sticking out her tongue.

Yum Yum Yum!.

I hardly noticed that my pic count just exceeded the 2000 mark. A quiet and happy 2000th birthday to me. I only just made the 1000 mark after about a year, so my pace of pic posting must be way up. I don't pay particular attention to that. It's not like I can regulate the degree to which I do so. It is what it is.

I don't want a party or cake or candles or ice cream. In fact, I got quite the opposite for my "birthday. " I woke up one morning and the Admin had me under "house arrest" for not playing nice with the rock-throwers. So, others are allowed to do that all they please; some have even posted serious threats to me, and even solicited conspiracies to single me out and do me harm. But that's OK. They are still here, and likely will be accorded full privileges when they become a "senior member, " for whatever that is worth. I, apparently, am not permitted to respond. C'est la vies. Nobody ever said life was fair.

So now I can't post ANYwhere except in this thread. You rock-throwers who SAY you want to ignore me, and prefer I stay in my own thread?: you have your wish. You can stay in your playpen and I will stay in mine. If you don't want to read my reports, see my comments, look at my pics, just don't. It's that simple. I am in solitary confinement. If you don't bother me I won't bother you.

Cooky, Freak and others who post good pics and write some good stuff?: sorry, but I can't reply to it to give you props or commentary or anything for that matter. I can't even immediately post here in my own thread. I am on a moderated status, just like a new member. Worse than that, I can't even edit my own posts. My posts are long and I often look them over carefully for grammar, spelling, afterthoughts and additions. But now, not only can't I even see them for who knows how long (because the time from posting to seeing the post is not something set in stone), but I can't even correct any typos or errors. I am not the greatest typist, so you will be seeing a lot more mistakes of all types in my reports. Please don't give me any gas about such matters. They are no longer under my control.

I can't create new threads either but that is no big deal. I have created a few that I thought were beneficial, but it is just one less thing to have to think about.

Since I can't post anywhere else, my thread has the potential to get very jammed with stuff I would normally post "on topic." But giving this whole thing some sober thought makes me less inclined to post much information of any sort anyway.

It is a sad birthday indeed, But as Betty Davis once said, "Getting old ain't for sissies."

Without question, this report by SE on Electra is the hottest report I've ever read on this forum.

Bravo!

Re: "Things of Old"

I used to patronize Bella Femina back in the day, as well as a number of the other 'houses" in the Philly area, and also in Manhattan, where I worked for a number of years. Some of the Philly and NY "houses" still operate, usually very quietly in townhomes throughout both cities. They usually had (and still have for all I know) some pretty and skillful talent, although the Philly 'house" pricing was about 3 to 4 times the rate on the K, and the Manhattan pricing was about 6 times or more. After all, the "house" has to get its cut, and the standard sharing for years has been 50/50 at most places, not only in Philly and NY, but around the country. I imagine that the sharing arrangements, and pricing differentials to the K, still pretty much apply. Once I started visiting the Ave quite a number of years ago I realized that one could get almost the same thing, and often the very same thing, for far less by window shopping the K as opposed to visiting a "house." I have never looked back since.

Happy 2000th pic post SuperE! Sorry to hear about your "house arrest", don't feel to bad cause admin got on me also. Nice post on elektra:)

Damn she can get it [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=97248[/url]

[QUOTE=Supereloquent]Elektra in her striped 'kini, "cutesy' and topless.[/QUOTE]OMG, I'll be in town soon and would love to hook up with her! Please pm me her number and rates. And if you ever come out west I'll hook you up!

[QUOTE=Hard Core707]From what I remember Bella Femmina was like 90HH but there was a place around the corner on Moravian called AAA that was 60HH 100 FS and two girls for a 100. Then they moved to 20th and Walnut and was called Cyns. Great times. Great times.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I remember Cyns as well. There were also a few back on Lombard in the blocks around 7th to 9th. The girls would come out into a lounge area, all dressed in sexy outfits/lingerie, and you would pick one (or two).

The houses in Manhattan had a different approach. You normally were offered a drink, and then the girls came out into the lounge area classily dressed, and you had a chance to make some conversation with them before making a selection. I always thought this approach made more sense than the "lineup without conversation" approach of the Philly houses. I remember one particular experience in Manhattan at my favorite place where there was a new girl, just barely 18, who was working there for the summer before going to college. That was often the case. Many college girls worked there summers and holidays This particular girl was so new she hadn't even yet been "trained" by the house. I asked if I could have her for a session, and the "Madam" (who was only about 30 herself) initially refused, as she said she needed to be trained properly first. Since I was quite a regular there, she finally relented, and allowed me to session with her. OMG, to be the first customer of an 18 year old, totally untrained girl, in a brothel. That was a very memorable and heavenly experience!

The "lineup approach" is also pretty much what they do in the legalized Nevada brothels I have visited. I prefer to talk with them first. That's one of the things I like about mongering. Street radar is one thing, but confirming that with a conversation is always worthwhile. Attitude is everything, and it is amazing what you can discover in a brief chat about a girls' personality.

One thing that was never available nor permitted in the "houses" was photography. This is another great thing about mongering. You aren't dealing with a bunch of "protocol control" or rules. It is just you and she and what you two agree to do.