Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JoeDokes;7321529]This is in Carp- called and talked to a very nice woman. Her name is Grace. I believe she is the only provider there. Later there was a man there. I think he is a chiropractor.

She gave an amazing, detailed full body massage with slight amount of teasing.

On flip a very slow and sensual release and she was packing some nice plump Cs or Ds. Will go again soon to see if the quality continues.[/QUOTE]Good to see you again JoeDokes. It sounds like the kind of session I would like. As I have aged, sensuality has increased in value and plain old FS has decreased in value. I have mainly been away for about 8 yrs. Could you share the cost of your visit? As I have been away I haven't kept up with pricing, but I know it's higher.

Thanks, Franklin.

Has anyone hit up any spots lately near TO, Newbury, Westlake area? Used to visit health spa. Thinking of hitting of Body works spa and Soothing hands. Any intel? Can dm too.

[QUOTE=Franklin;7336478]Good to see you again JoeDokes. It sounds like the kind of session I would like. As I have aged, sensuality has increased in value and plain old FS has decreased in value. I have mainly been away for about 8 yrs. Could you share the cost of your visit? As I have been away I haven't kept up with pricing, but I know it's higher.

Thanks, Franklin.[/QUOTE]Went here Sunday. Old imean old flabby woman named Grace. Disgustingly dirty place including bathroom. Shitty massage no way I wanted anything from her. Gezz are you guys desperate!

[QUOTE=Hola144;7336887]Has anyone hit up any spots lately near TO, Newbury, Westlake area? Used to visit health spa. Thinking of hitting of Body works spa and Soothing hands. Any intel? Can dm too.[/QUOTE]Go see Wendy at Bamboo. Great massage very attractive for massage parlor.

[QUOTE=FreeWilly55;7338404]Go see Wendy at Bamboo. Great massage very attractive for massage parlor.[/QUOTE]Thanks will do! I've tried a few times but the times I stop by she's busy will have to call and schedule something then LOL.

I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts.

Oro Vita Group.

Asians only. Most likely FS, but not openly. Paid for HH, average looking woman in mid 40's came in and gave a decent massage. Shirt already off on the flip revealing just ok Cs, politely pointed at my package and asked "yes?" Standard tug job, did the job, nothing to write home about. During cleanup, she said to come for an hour next time. Located in office building, discrete, very clean. Have showers, but didn't offer to wash me. Will respond to texts.

Massage on Clareton (formerly LinX).

Went once, but no one was there. Probably FS given past reviews and "smile service" ads online. Asians. Located in office building, in acupuncture office, discrete. Will respond to texts.

Body Sculping.

Not on Google Maps, but on Yelp with spelling error. Latinas only, rotate daily, one on site usually. Openly FS. Terrible massage, but that's not what their clientele usually want. Large, well-lit rooms, posing as a doctor's office. Couch, massage table, love seat, random medical instruments. Front door is always locked, go around back and knock. They will always ask if you've been there before, just say yes. Greeted by gorgeous Latina with bolt-on DDs and obvious Brazilian butt job. Massage was basically small talk and light body rub, she did use a hand massager at one point, to little benefit. On the flip more light caresses and asked if she could touch me. I wasn't feeling it with all the plastic enhancements, so I declined. Was asked to come see her again, haven't yet, but maybe. Would probably try someone else. In strip mall with back entrance, discrete. Will respond to texts.

Relaxation Station.

Legit and terrible, unless you like over the clothes massages by Chinese men with rough hands.

Malie Thai Massage.

Legit and very good massage. They will hurt you, but you will reap the benefits later.

Oaks Massage Therapy.

Not on Google Maps. Probably not FS, but has a few things that seem like it could be. Went in front door, greeted by MMS and taken downstairs. Average middle-aged Asian came in and gave good massage. About the time I was convinced it was legit only, she had me flip and started for the boys. Probably just a rub and tug joint, but with repeat business. ? Was escorted through the back door afterward and told to use that door in the future. In strip mall, rear parking / entrance, discrete.

Golden Beach.

Legit, ok massage, can get a private room, but don't expect HE of any kind.

Oasis Foot Spa.

Legit, given private room where Chinese man with rough hands and a cold gave it his best. He literally fell on me at one point. No chance of HE.

Serenity Massage.

Asian, mostly middle aged, decent rub and tug. In a non-busy strip mall, mildly discrete.

5 Star Massage.

Asian, mostly middle aged, decent rub and tug. In a strip mall, not discrete.

Asian Massage / Bamboo Health Spa.

Came in and was greeted by attractive young Asian with bad attitude. Taken back to private room, but open ceiling. Massage was. Ok. On the flip, she asked if I wanted massage "there" and I declined due to her attitude. Probably just a rub and tug joint, other reviews allude to how great they are there, but that wasn't my experience. In strip mall next to restaurant, possible rear entrance, not discrete.

Dahan Massage Spa.

Asked for 90 minute for a change of pace. MMS took me to room and gorgeous Asian came in. Massage was great and on the flip she started tug before asking if ok. Overall great service, but I probably wouldn't do that long again. Must've tipped poorly or something, because while leaving I was given a look. When asked if everything was ok, MMS said "yes ok". In a strip mall, not discrete, clean.

Relaxing Massage.

This one is an enigma to me. I have tried more than three times to get service and have been turned away every time "come back in 30 minutes". Has all the looks of a FS place, but probably just a rub and tug. In office complex, moderately discrete.

Ocean Massage / Seven Oaks Spa.

Classic rub and tug joint. Dark and dingy. Good massage, decent tug, cheap and easy. Rear parking / entrance, discrete.

New World Massage.

Another classic rub and tug joint. Dark and dingy. Good massage, but was not happy when I declined the tug, massage ended with her rubbing my feet while playing on the phone. Rear parking / entrance, discrete.

Revitalization Spa and Massage.

Legit place. Massage was decent, no flip. Try the fish foot thing.

Park Oaks Massage.

Clean rub and tug joint. Decent massage and tug. Not much to wright home about. In busy strip mall, not discrete.

Xinyi Massage / Moon Spa.

Haven't been, but most likely FS place given reviews and ads. In a busy strip mall, not discrete, Asians only, will respond to texts.

Orion Massage.

Haven't been, seems like standard rub and tug. Rear parking / entrance, moderately discrete.

[QUOTE=EasyHome;7376385]I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts.

Oro Vita Group.

Asians only. Most likely FS, but not openly. Paid for HH, average looking woman in mid 40's came in and gave a decent massage. Shirt already off on the flip revealing just ok Cs, politely pointed at my package and asked "yes?" Standard tug job, did the job, nothing to write home about. During cleanup, she said to come for an hour next time. Located in office building, discrete, very clean. Have showers, but didn't offer to wash me. Will respond to texts.

Massage on Clareton (formerly LinX).

Went once, but no one was there. Probably FS given past reviews and "smile service" ads online. Asians. Located in office building, in acupuncture office, discrete. Will respond to texts.

Body Sculping.

Not on Google Maps, but on Yelp with spelling error. Latinas only, rotate daily, one on site usually. Openly FS. Terrible massage, but that's not what their clientele usually want. Large, well-lit rooms, posing as a doctor's office. Couch, massage table, love seat, random medical instruments. Front door is always locked, go around back and knock. They will always ask if you've been there before, just say yes. Greeted by gorgeous Latina with bolt-on DDs and obvious Brazilian butt job. Massage was basically small talk and light body rub, she did use a hand massager at one point, to little benefit. On the flip more light caresses and asked if she could touch me. I wasn't feeling it with all the plastic enhancements, so I declined. Was asked to come see her again, haven't yet, but maybe. Would probably try someone else. In strip mall with back entrance, discrete. Will respond to texts.

Relaxation Station.

Legit and terrible, unless you like over the clothes massages by Chinese men with rough hands.

Malie Thai Massage.

Legit and very good massage. They will hurt you, but you will reap the benefits later.

Oaks Massage Therapy.

Not on Google Maps. Probably not FS, but has a few things that seem like it could be. Went in front door, greeted by MMS and taken downstairs. Average middle-aged Asian came in and gave good massage. About the time I was convinced it was legit only, she had me flip and started for the boys. Probably just a rub and tug joint, but with repeat business. ? Was escorted through the back door afterward and told to use that door in the future. In strip mall, rear parking / entrance, discrete.

Golden Beach.

Legit, ok massage, can get a private room, but don't m.[/QUOTE]Great set of reviews!! Thank you.

[QUOTE=EasyHome;7376385]I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts.

Oro Vita Group..[/QUOTE]Is Lynx even open? Anyone know?

[QUOTE=WhoreMaster91;7379054]Is Lynx even open? Anyone know?[/QUOTE]Yes, they're in a medical office building at Canwood and Clareton. Same phone number as before. They'll text you back.

Just felt like following up on the LinX situation. They are definitely still around, just at a different location, and eager to please. Texted for a 30 minute session and told when to show up. I was greeted by Mia who quickly ushered me in. She was polite, good looking, and accommodating. Dressed in a halter-top dress, it was obvious what kind of establishment this was. Took my house fee, told me to "take off" and left for my change. I did as told and was on the bed when she returned. She gave an ok massage to start out, but it just kept getting better as it went. On the flip she had a hard time communicating with me. I wanted to try something different than the usual things she's asked for, and it took a couple minutes for her to understand. With the language barrier mainly overcome, we began my little fetish where she didn't touch me. Halfway through the deed she says "you want fuck? Which reinforced that she was either bored, or just hadn't understood what I had asked for. After I finished she cleaned me up with tissues and a warm towel, and then proceeded to continue the massage that kept getting better. She even massaged my groin tendons (a first for me). When she finished, I noticed she gave me an extra ten minutes, so I tipped her accordingly, got dressed, and followed her out. At the door, she asked me to come again. At least I think that's what she was saying.

I appreciate the information in the multiple posts below, even though the board doesn't appear to be very active. I'll be in the Oxnard / Ventura area this weekend and am looking for suggestions for places close by; like within a range of 10 miles. Closer than Thousand Oaks for example. I've checked the Oxnard board as well and will likely reach out there also. Thank you!

Thought I would try a new place, so I went to Orion Massage. I've had my suspicions for a while now that they're a rub-and-tug joint.

Went in the back door and was greeted by Jessica. Attractive, fit, c cup, possibly mid 30's. She ushered me to the room and asked if this was my first time. I said yes, partly because I wasn't thinking, and partly because I didn't really care. She told me to hang up my clothes in the corner and put the sheet over my "bottom". I did as told and assumed it was legitimate at that point.

Massage was good, but through a sheet. A lot of pressing her body against me while reaching across the table to reach different areas. There came a point where she asked if I wanted oil. I agreed and she abandoned the sheet and lathered and rubbed some more before going to get the hot towel to clean me off.

At this point she asked if I wanted to flip over. I said yes and did. She then said "because you are new I'll tell you two prices. For $60 you can look and touch on top, for $100 you can look and touch everywhere. " I agreed to $60 and she lifted her bra for access, but left the shirt on for me to handle. She then went to town while I played with the natural, firm C's. When I asked if I could suck on them, she said "that's $80", so I declined. When I blew, she wiped me up, then went for another hot towel to do a more thorough cleaning. She then replaced the sheet, asked if I wanted water and left for me to dress.

$40/ HH plus tip. Pretty discrete and easy parking. Jessica is there M-F. I imagine with repeat business, and the right tip, she would be down for FS. Rooms have doors and are not open to the ceiling.

Well mongers, it looks like I got too close to the sun and got burned. Just got back from the shortest HH I've ever experienced in my life. After being turned away at Oro Vita (even though I texted ahead of time), I crossed the freeway to LinX to find it has closed down (if you text them they'll tell you they're at a hotel off Los Virgenes). Around the corner? The lusty Latinas of Body Contour and Spa.

I hadn't been to Body Contour and Spa since it was called Body Sculping (around a year ago). Went around back, knocked, waved at the camera, and was greeted by MMS. I couldn't tell if she was Asian or Latina, but I wasn't there for her. I asked for HH. She asked if I made an appointment (they always ask that even though they're never busy). I replied that I hadn't. She asked if I had been there before. I responded yes but it had been a while. She then asked who I saw. I mentioned Bella's name and she responded that it HAS been a while.

I handed her $50 and she said it was $60 (she mentioned it must've been a very long time since I last dropped by if I paid $50 {which I probably hadn't}), so I forked over another ten. I hadn't remembered how much they charge and that already put me in a sour mood. I got undressed and laid on the table. And then waited. And waited. I could hear them talking but it was muffled, so I don't know what the conversation was about.

Finally, after 5 minutes or so, Gia came in. Curly, shoulder-length, black hair, curvy natural hips, b cup, butter face. A solid 7. She did the usual 5 minute lousy massage, but better than most Latinas, and then asked if I want FS. I asked how much and she said $200. I asked about just a HJ and she said $120. At this point I was regretting coming here instead of. Any other place. Remember Orion Spa? They'll give you topless HJ for $60 after $40 house fee. I asked her how much for me to do it myself and touch and she was basically sick of me at this point and said she would finish the massage and I could tip whatever I want.

So she gave me 5 more minutes on front, even cupping the boys at one point (quite the tease) and told me to get dressed. As I was putting on my shoes, MMS walked in and lectured me about their pay system and that the girls only get a percentage, and that no one in town would do a HJ for less than $120, even on the street. I rebutted that I've had HJs for as little as $30 in AMPs and that I wasn't interested in arguing.

So I left $40 on the counter (wanting to only give $20 since I was only there for 15 minutes) and headed for the door. They of course kept telling me to have a nice day and commenting about the weather, blah, blah, blah, to try and smooth over the situation, but I was pissed and embarrassed, so I gave them the cold shoulder and left. Moral of the story? Don't go to the ***** house if you're expecting AMP prices. I wish I had waited at Oro Vita (they even texted me back to apologize for giving my spot away).

I'd been here a few times over the years, with Linda being great. Husky voiced and hot, she once had me pop even before the flip. But make sure you know who you're getting, they got me with a bait-and-switch when I dropped in one time recently. Cute little thing managing the front, walked me back to room, I get undressed and they sent a 180# battle axe in for the massage. Massage is pretty good, by the way!

Any real reviews on Jennifer? Seems to be a lot of BS reviews. Is she worth the trip out there?

Sonny is pretty amazing, great massage, will get nude, DATY, and HJ.

[QUOTE=FrozenRope;7446228]I'd been here a few times over the years, with Linda being great. Husky voiced and hot, she once had me pop even before the flip. But make sure you know who you're getting, they got me with a bait-and-switch when I dropped in one time recently. Cute little thing managing the front, walked me back to room, I get undressed and they sent a 180# battle axe in for the massage. Massage is pretty good, by the way![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HorsePit;7450074]Sonny is pretty amazing, great massage, will get nude, DATY, and HJ.[/QUOTE]Is she still there? I haven't seen her in a longtime but she was very clean and very sensual.

[QUOTE=HorsePit;7448022]Any real reviews on Jennifer? Seems to be a lot of BS reviews. Is she worth the trip out there?[/QUOTE]That guy who leaves those is a pathetic tweaker. He's been shut down there and so he's taking his frustrations out on a girl there. It'd be funny except for the fact that the reviews he leaves are the kind that will get the place shut down.

[QUOTE=JoeDokes;7377294]Great set of reviews!! Thank you.[/QUOTE]It's hard to believe this place doesn't get more traction on this site. Wendy is incredible!

EasyHome setting the standard for comprehensive area reviews for this under-served geography. We're in between everything on every site; it can be hard to track down ads that apply here. Technically, I count as "Los Angeles" but that is 45 to 60 min away or more. The LA county side is a good place to run an AMP, the only LE action I have heard about in 20+ years was a place owned by someone from Ventura County that got busted by their sheriffs and owned multiple venues. It's tougher on the Ventura County side. In my experience, HE is left alone and chatted up FS is busted, though it might take years. Keep it chill, fellas.

Inserting some items below, mostly non-erotic but I know some folks love the hunt. Good luck, it will almost certainly not happen. But if you actually want a good massage:

After Oro Vita, insert The Dream Massage. This business is legit, but her [I]other[/I] business is not. Their name is on Yelp and you can piece it together with other sites. Pretty Latina, excellent therapeutic massage. High rates for the area, but has specials on the legit side. I wouldn't try to cross the streams here. I haven't, but get that vibe. Go solidly one way or the other. Make a deposit, set up an appointment. No walk-ins, in an office building, discreet in that sense.

Still E to W, Li Massage is next. Best legit massage in the Conejo. Private rooms, have showers (you will be lonely). Amazing Asian-style massage, great owner, but she does not fuck around. There will be no funny business at Li Massage. Strip mall, but private, you'll know what I am saying if you see it.

After Body Sculping (or whatever they are now) next is Eden Massage. Strip mall, no back entrance, but no funny business, so it doesn't matter. Can spot it by the guy smoking out front (barf). The ladies are nice, the massage is OK, but the separation is just floor to ceiling sheets, and kind of expansive, so I felt more naked than usual. Asian massage is OK.

Before Relaxation Station is Massage Yini, hard to find in an office building. Legit, upscale business. Expensive, like 120+ per hour. Spa setting for rich locals that don't want to splurge on even more expensive spas around here (there are a million). Great therapeutic / Asian massage, but pricy.

Four Seasons Wellness Center is parallel to Malie Thai. Obviously legit, and you might see a celebrity. Incredibly expensive but an amazing therapeutic spa day if that's your thing.

See my previous posts for discussion of Eternity Massage (before Orion E to W), Zen Day Spa (just W of Bamboo Health), and the Ocean Massage that is literally a block E of Ocean / Seven Oaks.

[QUOTE=EasyHome;7376385]I saw a recent post in the SFV forum describing his experience at specific MPs and thought I would do the same for the Conejo Valley. Traveling from east to west.

Agoura Hills / Lost Hills:

Being in LA County, the majority of FS places in the valley are in this area, and are, for the most part, discrete.

VIP Massage Calabasas.

Offer Asian and Latinas. FS and not shy about it, don't ask for an hour if you're looking for a rub and tug, they will get mad. Don't expect a good massage from the Latinas, and you will not get your full HH / WH. Negotiation before any service provided. Best CBJ I've had. In a strip mall, no discrete parking / entrance, dark and dingy. Will respond to texts...[/QUOTE]

Which place has Wendy?

[QUOTE=FreeWilly55;7456497]It's hard to believe this place doesn't get more traction on this site. Wendy is incredible![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HorsePit;7458344]Which place has Wendy?[/QUOTE]BAMBOO on thousand oaks blvd.

She's still there, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.

[QUOTE=JoeDokes;7450704]Is she still there? I haven't seen her in a longtime but she was very clean and very sensual.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.

[QUOTE=Tguffin;7464464]Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.[/QUOTE]If the ad has pictures of photoshopped young Korean girls and it brings you to a Motel 6, you are going to be greeted by a granny in a room that smells like cigarettes.

I have tried to stop by this old spot a couple times over the last few months. Both times had a sign up saying something like "back in a week* but almost two months later and same sign is still up (with very faded ink). Used to be able to get decent FS there but looks to be no more. Was the spot at the end of the strip mall on Ashwood Blvd.

[QUOTE=Jroll;7476719]I have tried to stop by this old spot a couple times over the last few months. Both times had a sign up saying something like "back in a week* but almost two months later and same sign is still up (with very faded ink). Used to be able to get decent FS there but looks to be no more. Was the spot at the end of the strip mall on Ashwood Blvd.[/QUOTE]This place has been closed for over a year for sure. I don't remember the gals name or if she went somewhere else, unfortunately.

[QUOTE=Tguffin;7464464]Has anyone gotten the "massage" ads for the motel 6 in thousand oaks. As soon as I text they say nothing about the massage and go straight for the "honey when you coming?" I've heard of house parlors but I've never done a motel session before and it seems sketch.[/QUOTE]Hotel girls are hit and miss. I have had good luck there a few times.

Just wondering if has been by Bamboo in thousand oaks recently. ? Any new talent there or anywhere in Ventura county?

[QUOTE=FreeWilly55;7497069]Just wondering if has been by Bamboo in thousand oaks recently. ? Any new talent there or anywhere in Ventura county?[/QUOTE]I tried it out on recommendations from here about a month or two ago. Was pretty average to below average compared to what I get from places I'm a regular at. Girl was young and pretty, even though she wasn't wearing makeup. But it was a bog standard rub and tug and the girl was robotic.

[QUOTE=FreeWilly55;7497069]Just wondering if has been by Bamboo in thousand oaks recently. ? Any new talent there or anywhere in Ventura county?[/QUOTE]Actually, I'll share a recent one. Soothing Hands in Simi on LA Ave. I don't see it talked about much, I work nearby so all the locals know what it is and they seem to get decent business. Simi PD has showed up a few times during the day for inspection. So they know too.

I went on a slow Saturday night. Walked in, they had a sort of entrance / waiting room with an ATM. Girl stood behind a door in the next room to see what I wanted. Went it with little expectations but got petite Chinese girl named Wendy, kinda dark inside so difficult to see but short height, decent size naturals up top falling out of the dress. I like naturals and petite so I hit the atm. My Chinese sucks but I like to talk and it helps break down barriers. She was shy but eventually the barriers came down. There was less massaging and more jokes, but quickly to why I was there. 5 to the house and 1. 6 to her. Cute girl, decent sized naturals, petite, very soft skin. From there she got down and went to work uncovered. And she was good. Covered on the inside. She insisted on giving me a proper massage afterwards but just more joking really.

I have my favorites, but as a VC resident I'd see Wendy again before hitting the Valley unless my favorites move to the Valley.

Just got back from Lucky Massage, next to Domino's. Texted ahead of time, $40/ hhr $60/ hr. Parking in rear. Greated by young cutie who took me back to the room. Got ready, and in came. Her mother. Literally, her mother. She gave an excellent massage, including stretching and cracking. No hint of any funny business. Whatever extras they may have done in the past, they are not going to do them under this ownership. So if you're waiting for your pizza and need a legit massage, highly recommended. On the way out, the daughter answered "Lucy" when I asked the lady what her name is.

[QUOTE=FrozenRope;7299317]I have been getting really awesome massages in Agoura. 90 m, awesome technique, some teasing and I get to do butt squeezes. No direct contact, just thigh grabs and abs below the beltline, but it is great. Prices went up though, and it'd be $150 per session and I decided to shop around.

I checked on Yelp to try and find legit Asian spas, they have the price range I want and the plausible deniability I need to keep spending household money on this. With few exceptions, they are all willing (and ask) to do extras for a new walk-in off the street. I'm not touching them, I book an hour, am clean, and do what I am hoping is a normal amount of sighing from a massage. Out of politeness I tip $60 for non-negotiated HE and $40 for self-release. $20 is what I would tip normally for an hour massage, so this is where I am at. Again, I am not hitting the places that are 'well-reviewed' here and on other sites. I legit want a massage and wouldn't mind a little tease.

So: a good massage at a place that won't get busted some day. Any recommendations would be appreciated. My budget is $120 after tip and prefer $90/$30 for 90 m over $60/$20 for 60 m.

Anyway,

Zen Massage: HE.

Ocean Body: SE.

5 Star: HE and all kinds of butt stuff.

Golden Beach: All above board except the massage kind of sucks, rough hands.

Going to try the Craigslist lady, she's out of my price range, nominally, but if she can fix my Achilles and shoulder, I'll do $125/ hr.[/QUOTE]Hey man, thanks for the great write-up. Anyone in particular at 5-Star and Ocean you like? I've seen Coco at Ocean but haven't been in a few months.

Has anyone had experience with getting a "massage" from the "agency"? I have been curious for awhile now about going to one. I wanted to know what your experience was and how it was overall?

[QUOTE=NothingNew99;7512608]Has anyone had experience with getting a "massage" from the "agency"? I have been curious for awhile now about going to one. I wanted to know what your experience was and how it was overall?[/QUOTE]Just texted them. First offered location in Thousand Oaks. Then offered beach inn in Ventura. Typical pricing 140/180, 300 VIP. (No travel to greece allowed.) They may shuffle girls around every so often. I wrote about these places last year. Just a couple of girls at each location, middle-aged, ok-looking, not lean, etc. Limited service if not VIP.

[URL]https://ktla.com/news/ventura-count/simi-valley-revokes-licenses-for-3-massage-parlors/[/URL]

Sounds like Simi got hit. Which places?

I did 30 m (40) with "Judy" at Orion near Conejo Coffee. Parked, and used the back entrance, which may be uncommon, I heard some confusing chatter about "bäk" after coming in. Was greeted by and had a sesh with Judy, who's 55 ish, 32 B, shoulder length black hair, but in a clip. She gave an OK massage, maybe thinking I am LE, seemed hesitant, but I squeezed her legs and ass and she started probing the area a little as I lifted and groaned. So it was on. Her communication is really good. Like, her English is good, and she tells you that she's going to go get a towel, and so forth. After the flip, we negotiated, 100 for a topless HE with lots of roaming. She was sucking on my nipples, leaning in for gropes, and gasping. Her nipples were long—like almost an inch if that's your thing. Probably not worth 100, I am sure you could talk it down, but that's not my style. I asked for BJ, but she begged off. She cleaned me up, did the last ten min with a really good shoulder massage, which I need, so kudos there. Met her outside, hair was down now and she's cuter that way. She offers a Kirkland special and these nice little mints.

I bet you can pass this place as legit if you need that. Not as well put together as Eternity in that regard, IMHO.

Just keeping the thread going here. Have fun out there, fellas.

[QUOTE=FrozenRope;7529413]I did 30 m (40) with "Judy" at Orion near Conejo Coffee. Parked, and used the back entrance, which may be uncommon, I heard some confusing chatter about "bk" after coming in. Was greeted by and had a sesh with Judy, who's 55 ish, 32 B, shoulder length black hair, but in a clip. She gave an OK massage, maybe thinking I am LE, seemed hesitant, but I squeezed her legs and ass and she started probing the area a little as I lifted and groaned. So it was on. Her communication is really good. Like, her English is good, and she tells you that she's going to go get a towel, and so forth. After the flip, we negotiated, 100 for a topless HE with lots of roaming. She was sucking on my nipples, leaning in for gropes, and gasping. Her nipples were longlike almost an inch if that's your thing. Probably not worth 100, I am sure you could talk it down, but that's not my style. I asked for BJ, but she begged off. She cleaned me up, did the last ten min with a really good shoulder massage, which I need, so kudos there. Met her outside, hair was down now and she's cuter that way. She offers a Kirkland special and these nice little mints.

I bet you can pass this place as legit if you need that. Not as well put together as Eternity in that regard, IMHO.

Just keeping the thread going here. Have fun out there, fellas.[/QUOTE]So which place is eternity? Have you been there and how are the massages and how is the store? Thanks.

[QUOTE=JoeDokes;7533474]So which place is eternity? Have you been there and how are the massages and how is the store? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Eternity probably has the most legit massage of any place I've been to. They are quite good at what they do. They knead with their feet and it's shockingly effective and surprised they're able to do it. Store is clean, probably better than average. The only downside to me is there is a bar 2-3 stores down, so no matter when you go, there are people nearby. I'd recommend it though.

[QUOTE=Punker4321;7534769]Eternity probably has the most legit massage of any place I've been to. They are quite good at what they do. They knead with their feet and it's shockingly effective and surprised they're able to do it. Store is clean, probably better than average. The only downside to me is there is a bar 2-3 stores down, so no matter when you go, there are people nearby. I'd recommend it though.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the quick response. Do you have 1 or 2 favorites that you ask for and what days do they work?