Young, Dumb and Full of C*um!
[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1993623]So this fella I know heard talk of this young lass named Brittany in Tarpon and he told me that he has seen postings in both the BP body rub and escort sections and he decided to go and meet her. Told me it was easy to set up meeting through text and when she opened the door she was the girl in the pics. He stated that she is attractive and has a great rear end just what he likes. He spent some time talking with her getting to know her and then they proceeded to the pleasure room. He told me that she seemed very sweet but very nervous so ha got comfy, told her he is not much of a rub man. Apparently she has some headache relief skills from what he stated but he told me he wanted to sample the menu. He wrapped up and started in mish, then to k9, and he finished with cim. He told me she is not GFE but for the donation he would be back. No kissing and does not travel to the isles, and she stated that after a visit or two she loosens up and not so nervous. This fella stated she is so sweet that she really shouldn't be in the business.
This was just another story from a fella I know.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sexy-brittney-guaranteed-good-time-tarpon-springs-28/11705465[/URL][/QUOTE]To start off fellows.
If you have a SO / GF / Wife etc. Living with you, you may want to let this be*atch know NOT to call you at 11:45 at night to confirm next day's appointment. Lucky for me, my GF doesn't live with me and she wasn't with me when she called. But I can see how some you guys would have ALOT of explaining to do if you weren't using your monger phone.
So she called to confirm our appointment for today around 10:00/10:30. I told her I would call / text when I am on my way. She said to call because her phone doesn't always get the text messages. I said ok, np.
I get a text from her at6:49 AM and she said she's available at 11:30 or 3:00. I asked her 10:30 wasn't available? She then says 11:00 is fine. SO we go back and forth and she changed the times from 11:00 to 10:30 to 11:00 or 12:00 and I finally had enough and told her it wasn't going to work out today and that she should learn to stick with her appointments.
I am sure she had other calls with higher donations but there are too many other options for us to deal with this kinda of BS.
BB had a good session with her but she is obviously YMMV type of girl.
I ended giving Kelly of NPR a call and she delivered as usual.
This is the 1st time in a WHILE that I had a provider call me back this late to confirm an appointment in which she ended up not keeping to anyway. This was a different # that I had originally talked to her before the other day. RANT over! LOL.
You win some you lose some..
I just spent 20 of the most awkward minutes of my life with Brittany. I won't go into to many details, but she told me that the first meeting was more of a "meet and greet" with a bodyrub. She said to get comfortable but then I had to plead with her to remove any clothes and finally I had enough. I grabbed half my donation back as I was leaving. I then had to race home to wash off the walmart generic moisturizing lotion that was slopped on my back before my SO got home. Maybe I spooked her, I don't know, but it was a miserable trip. YMMV! Donation was .8 and I left .4 there for her time. Maybe this business isn't for her.
Billybob is one of the most respected members in these Tampa area forums. Maybe he was able to connect with her in a way I couldn't and this one was a mess for me. Like I said, it was terribly awkward. I couldn't wait to get out of there.
