Massage Parlor Reports

Been a fairly frequent hobbyist in Cola since I have had business bringing me here from MB and I appreciate y'alls input! So Here's some of my findings. Feel free to PM for more details.

Hit Serenity a few times since of all the great reviews. It wasn't bad but its wasn't out of this world. Saw a few different providers. All were very friendly and engaged but nothing to really keep me coming back. No young lookers. And I'm not into Grandma Groping. LOL.

Hit Royal once in the city (broad or two notch). Old lady. Wig. Dentures. Let her massage me. That was it. Def my worst exp ever. Out of there.

American is a crap shoot. Had an awesome mixed girl with tattoos but then she left. Another white girl, cute in here 20's. But saw her a few weeks ago and her baby bump is pretty noticeable. Kinda awkward for roaming. Most the others I've either seen have been OLD and there's two that I haven't seen yet. So any heads up on Janel or Angie is cool. I can fill you in on the others if you PM me.

Victoria's is also a mixed bag but YMMV on this one. There are some not so hot gals there. Overweight. Talkative (I don't want to know about your divorce and your kid and no a / see in your car!) But I've seen all the gals and there are three that are exceptional and one that keeps me coming back. Again there is def a connection with them and a level of engagement that I haven't found here or at the beach. But also each visit seems to build on the last. Two weeks ago I went on the way in town thurs, after work when they were closing and again Fri afternoon. So it pays to see who is working. I lucked out my first visit and it set the tone.

Anyhow I'll be chipping in guys and more than happy to help out. Be Safe!

"If you are still breathing, then Doom was merciful!

Visited today around noon. Saw cutie Lisa, short Columbian girl. She's a little timid but you just have to let her know what you are thinking. She's easy on the eyes and her massage skills are very good. Much needed today. Left happy. She kept saying "you're so loco". LOL This is the third time seeing her and we always have fun. Slightly more than an AMP but cheaper than American. Still my ATF massage parlor in Cola. Be nice to her guys or face the wrath of DOOM!

"If you are still breathing, then DOOM has been merciful".

[QUOTE=DoctorDoom;2146479]Been a fairly frequent hobbyist in Cola since I have had business bringing me here from MB and I appreciate y'alls input! So Here's some of my findings. Feel free to PM for more details.

Hit Serenity a few times since of all the great reviews. It wasn't bad but its wasn't out of this world. Saw a few different providers. All were very friendly and engaged but nothing to really keep me coming back. No young lookers. And I'm not into Grandma Groping. LOL.

Hit Royal once in the city (broad or two notch). Old lady. Wig. Dentures. Let her massage me. That was it. Def my worst exp ever. Out of there.

American is a crap shoot. Had an awesome mixed girl with tattoos but then she left. Another white girl, cute in here 20's. But saw her a few weeks ago and her baby bump is pretty noticeable. Kinda awkward for roaming. Most the others I've either seen have been OLD and there's two that I haven't seen yet. So any heads up on Janel or Angie is cool. I can fill you in on the others if you PM me.

Victoria's is also a mixed bag but YMMV on this one. There are some not so hot gals there. Overweight. Talkative (I don't want to know about your divorce and your kid and no a / see in your car!) But I've seen all the gals and there are three that are exceptional and one that keeps me coming back. Again there is def a connection with them and a level of engagement that I haven't found here or at the beach. But also each visit seems to build on the last. Two weeks ago I went on the way in town thurs, after work when they were closing and again Fri afternoon. So it pays to see who is working. I lucked out my first visit and it set the tone.

Anyhow I'll be chipping in guys and more than happy to help out. Be Safe!

"If you are still breathing, then Doom was merciful![/QUOTE]I too checked serenity after the rave reviews. My opinion was over-rated. Personally preferred New Energy. Had better TS and better overall experience. Still wishing one day soon to try Victorias if I'm in mood for a quick massage.

My all time fave is Royal on Two Notch. Now, not known for any extras, BUT personal favorite for the actual massage!

Seeing as one of my favs had an unexpected day off, I checked on the roster for American. I may not TOFFT on the backpage girls but I will for the parlor newbies any day.

I 'de-virginized' the new gal at American. Not like that. Don't get all excited guys. I just happened to be HER first client on HER first day. In the process I met who I believe is the owner who is an extremely Hot blond in her late forties. (Stacy?) I'm not really into MILFs but I would def see her. Anyhow, new girl, Josie needed a little 'direction' but quickly took matters into her own hands.

Back rub wasn't really there but she talked a good PSE game (which isn't really my style but she made it pretty fun.). Attitude and personality gets an A. If she gets the hang of things and works on her presentation a little more I think she may be the goto there since another young cute brunette will be out of commission soon. If my ATF's are off, I'd see her again.

She's not protected with the wrath of DOOM just yet, but the DR will prescribe you try a dose. If you can afford American's prices!!

"If you are still breathing, then DOOM was merciful".

Got to love all the new staff or new management or grand opening posts.

Nothing changes.

Would love the AMPs here in Columbia to get some young attractive staff.

[QUOTE=RubLover803;2150174]Got to love all the new staff or new management or grand opening posts.

Nothing changes.

Would love the AMPs here in Columbia to get some young attractive staff.[/QUOTE]For real. None if the gals on the pics are anything close to what the AMPs staff. Everyone even to the beach claim to be on a perpetual Grand Opening. Guess it works on the newbie suckers.

"If you are still breathing, then DOOM has been merciful".

Has anyone visited the new World Spa off sunset in Lexington?

They state they have model like asian masseuses.

Hmmmm.

Have heard that before.

$70/ hr.

[QUOTE=RubLover803;2150973]Has anyone visited the new World Spa off sunset in Lexington?

They state they have model like asian masseuses.

Hmmmm.

Have heard that before.

$70/ hr.[/QUOTE]Sounds cheap! Let us know. Otherwise I can chk out in a week or two!

[QUOTE=RubLover803;2150973]Has anyone visited the new World Spa off sunset in Lexington?

They state they have model like asian masseuses.

Hmmmm.

Have heard that before.

$70/ hr.[/QUOTE]Where on Sunset?

[QUOTE=DoctorDoom;2151608]Sounds cheap! Let us know. Otherwise I can chk out in a week or two![/QUOTE]Same here. A week or two. I have blown my disposable income for this pay period.

[QUOTE=RubLover803;2151894]Same here. A week or two. I have blown my disposable income for this pay period.[/QUOTE]Fuck it. TOFTT. Will report after. Going now.

Ok. Soooo.

Tried to TOFTT at the New World Spa in Lexington.

Cash only, so went to ATM and drove over.

First, it's in a two story house off road so private entrance. Upon arrival only one car present and when I went to the door older woman told me they were busy and to come back in 40 min.

Dammit! So I guess only one girl was working, didn't see her so can't attest to appearance.

Then sucked it up and made appt with Lynn.

While I was on way to location my SO texted and said they were getting off early. I would be getting home roughly same time after massage.

Double dammit.

Called Lynn and apologized for last minute cancellation.

Nice voice on phone. She said she would forgive one cancellation.

Once I finally get appt and can follow through will post review.

RL803.

[QUOTE=RubLover803;2152244]Ok. Soooo.

Tried to TOFTT at the New World Spa in Lexington.

[/QUOTE]LOL sounded like a whole lotta nothing today! Sorry man. Thanks for the effort and hope to hear what you find.

"If you are still breathing, then DOOM has been merciful".

[QUOTE=RubLover803;2152244]Ok. Soooo.

Tried to TOFTT at the New World Spa in Lexington.

Cash only, so went to ATM and drove over.

First, it's in a two story house off road so private entrance. Upon arrival only one car present and when I went to the door older woman told me they were busy and to come back in 40 min.

Dammit! So I guess only one girl was working, didn't see her so can't attest to appearance.

Then sucked it up and made appt with Lynn.

While I was on way to location my SO texted and said they were getting off early. I would be getting home roughly same time after massage.

Double dammit.

Called Lynn and apologized for last minute cancellation.

Nice voice on phone. She said she would forgive one cancellation.

Once I finally get appt and can follow through will post review.

RL803.[/QUOTE]There is a review posted on RM but I can't read because not premium.

Hopefully they will post here.

[QUOTE=RubLover803;2154989]There is a review posted on RM but I can't read because not premium.

Hopefully they will post here.[/QUOTE]On my way to try again.

Hopefully they aren't busy.

Interested to see these "model like" staff.