Streetwalker Reports

Finally saw Jackie on E. Franklin St standing near Kinkos. She's not thick, She's BBW, thighs bigger than mine, big belly. Pigeon-toed and knock-kneed usually wears those black Spandex pants. Has a, uhm handler--Will Smith look-a-like. Has a teardrop tat under his left eye, THIS dude always tries to upsell. GTFOOH! At that rate, I should get 2 pops! Went behind CH Florist cause I have an 'arrangement'. French lesson was skilled and intense. She can DT with the best of them! Went to stand behind K9 and her ass is HUGE! Too much ass for me to really get what I wanted to achieve with a cover on. She complained her knees hurting. She agreed to let me COHF. Made nice talk while I played with those tig ole bitties. Splattered that pretty face. 1 Jackson and a Linc & worth it! She took it like a champ. Need a nap but back to work.

So if you read my post #553, you are probably waiting for the next episode with Donna. I went instead for my next Intel. I looped a few streets downtown, spotted this brick house of a blonde on North.

Columbia St. Looks pretty hot, probably in her late 20's. Made eye contact; just a good body with some tits and ass. Quiet but ready to fuck for the right amount. Nice see-thru sun dress, cream top and flowery red sandals. Smelled nice, too. Didn't get her name; said she's from Myrtle Beach.

And while shopping at New Hope, I spotted the Walgreens Lady (blonde). You can't beat a session with her at 20 roses and she works the strip mall, too. WL blended in well because she looks like a soccer mom. Not dressed provocatively introduced me to her 24 year old Son. Same guy that kept nooding off in real-time observation. Walgreens Lady has the best price in town and you haven't moved yet WTF?

Enjoy guys.

[QUOTE=MrGeo;3904755]Finally saw Jackie on E. Franklin St standing near Kinkos. She's not thick, She's BBW, thighs bigger than mine, big belly. Pigeon-toed and knock-kneed usually wears those black Spandex pants. Has a, uhm handler--Will Smith look-a-like. Has a teardrop tat under his left eye, THIS dude always tries to upsell. GTFOOH! At that rate, I should get 2 pops! Went behind CH Florist cause I have an 'arrangement'. French lesson was skilled and intense. She can DT with the best of them! Went to stand behind K9 and her ass is HUGE! Too much ass for me to really get what I wanted to achieve with a cover on. She complained her knees hurting. She agreed to let me COHF. Made nice talk while I played with those tig ole bitties. Splattered that pretty face. 1 Jackson and a Linc & worth it! She took it like a champ. Need a nap but back to work.[/QUOTE]Not that her pussy wasn't wet or anything like that. Jackie climaxed as soon as I entered her, talking about,'you killing me, you killing me. ' Brown Sugar was charged in the most bizarre case I have ever heard in 20+ years of mongering and reading the boards. Allegedly, Jackie (dog) napped a--sorry, Hershey--Chihuahua from a couple at the Red Roof Inn in 2010. Court document as her listed as Brown Sugar.

[QUOTE=MrGeo;3900207]FYI Avoid Bonnie. Has been known to be a Barracuda. Will cash and dash or steal anything not nailed down. Once she stole a john's CAR and returned it three days later. Used to hang w / Joe, Dee-Cee and Squeeky (not the Hot-Dog vendor). Ok, back to hunting that SW pussy! Her name is Rosa, the BSW in the blue bandana. Was preggo the last time I saw her & was still hustling for the candy-man. Has a mouth like Janet Jacme, but a bunch of demons that will arise when confronted. Otherwise, sexy AF and vying for DTQ of E. Franklin St. Stroll until Ashy Sheila returns LOL. Took her to the bando between the pizza place and Buns. HJ and allowed roaming, but was preggo at the time but hey--a hard dick has no conscience, right? Right, starts talking filthy ("you going to fuck the shit out of me! Then laughs). Dude, my dick was going crazy! Moved to the relative security of He's Not Here, where she unfurled a snake-like tongue complete with piercing. Anaconda was discolored still because fiends like to eat candy when they come down from the mind-fuck of crack. This only adds to their herky-jerky nature, but I digress. Started licking on the twins but during the heat of passion we did not negotiate a fee but I wasn't complaining. Of course, she has no phone but is a regular on the stroll stretching from Merrit Mill Road to E, Columbia. Is affiliated with the Mitchell Lane crowd which has monopolized SW traffic in the area recently. There were at least 6 SW's out and they all know one another, including a BMILF I've never seen before Tuesday. Beware, this is a criminal element. And FYI This is a power shift from Ashy Sheila, dark skinned Donna and her sister, Darlene, who has a,uhm handler named Al and Cheryl, the Lumbee / Black chick. The Mitchell Lane crowd keeps expanding because the bando is huge. Must have been a woman who was the former owner. Woman's clothes, shoes and accessories are everywhere while William, Big D and? Sleep one off LOL. Place smells like a thousand ass-holes just like the Shelter on Rosemary Street which actually serves some really good Southern cuisine because the church ladies can throw down. Anyhoo, now that the pregnancy has been terminated she's offering FS. Usually sits in front of The Library from 12 noon to about 3, begging for cigarettes, or spare change. Called out to me, "Hey, my love" on Tuesday. Regular SW's convention in front of 'Sup Dogs on E. Franklin. Let's see, Donna, Cheryl, of course Rosa, the anorexic-looking chick, Candy, and the no-name nerdy looking chick w / glasses who always makes eye contact. They're out there.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the long-winded post, but she deserves further unpacking. As mentioned above, shortie's got skill to pay the bills. "you going to fuck the shit out of me"OMG you got to love that! But she's the kind of kitten that will take you there, then try to upsell, you know / "Yeah, for a clean. 50. I'll do that for you, baby". You have been warned.

And, it's time to go now. Greetings from Chapel Hill! Yes, now that the students are back, I cruised E. Franklin St. Monday. Saw squads of Dudley Do Rights (LEO) walkin' in fours and kickiin' down doors. Well, not actually home invading, but tell that to the fiends on Mitchell Lane not far from Tate Reality and the barber shop. I saw Donna, the convicted exhibitionist, further down the block on E. Franklin dressed in a loin cloth. Guess she escaped with barely the clothes on her back. You know one would think that LEO would actually be, you know, fighting crime or something instead of humiliiating some poor schmuck trying to get his groove on or dispossessing the most vulnerable segment of our society. Stabie housing prevents someone from committing suicide, early pregnancies and increases the liklihood of using drugs and other depressants. Went to the Harris-Teeter on Greensboro St. And saw William, another fiend from Mitchell pan-handling. My dude, these fiends are like the proverbial wandering jews. Can I say wandering jews?

Greetings from Chapel Hill! I decided to work from home today, but one must eat, right? Right, so I stopped by the joint next door to Ben and Jerry's. OMG, intrepid hunters, that's White Chris's girl standing on the corner of E. Franklin and Columbia, selling her ass while he pulls time in Polk County. Same place Ric Flair did time but I digress. Okay, this is the thing. White Chris (he calls himself that) had this girl. Tall and athletic AA chick with a Coca-Cola shape. Nice tits with a heavy duty booty. Has a stuck-up attitude, though. Somehow, the local DDS accused him of abusing their child. There were allegations that he threw the child across a room and in to the wall causing neurological disorders. Got convicted like 1 2 3. So why is his girlfriend selling that oochie-wally? Cause she's a freak like that! Last I heard from White Chris he was involved in a lawsuit against the prison claiming mistreatment, etc. The local alternative press gave him some exposure but the lawsuit was thrown out of court. Then flat line. So, think about it, you young bucks trying to be tough. While you're locked up and picking up the soap in the shower, your Ride Or Die chick is working at the Bendix Company. That's all for now.

I see you, Sgiii!

And good night, FiFi wherever you are.

Jeez-louiseez, so my fuck-buddy in Rougemount and I had planned to do a 3-some with her husband watching back in January. Then I run into Donna, her former roommate who fucked all her male friends at Suttons (see post #553). These woman have unresolved issues, so fuck-buddy is ghost for now. I'm thinking of starting a group called Association for Preventing Cruelty to Long-dicked Mongers LOL My homie recently expanded on the science that most CH SW's have a lot of drama I. E. drug and mental health issues along with recidivism. Take Michelle (please) for instance. Stallion-like BSW; fresh out of Raleigh prison for killing an abusive spouse, Dee-Cee RIP. Did 4 years; had that jail-house physique when I spotted her on E. Franklin & and. Columbia, plus she's bow-legged AF! Got her grill fixed courtesy of the county, but resides in Hillsboro b / c of relocation mandates. Yo, if the pussy doesn't kill you, Michelle might. That was a joke, but seriously folks, where are all the midget SW's this side of the Triangle? Unless I was misinformed I heard some distant rumblings from Morrisville.

[QUOTE=MrGeo;3891351]Greetings from Chapel Hill! Last week, it rained every two hours but, it looks like the party isn't over yet in yon Camelot. With the rain and traffic, hard to say what they looked like, saw dos Latinas wearing one-piece swimsuits walking in the rain against the flow of traffic on Estes Drive WTF? Ok, after texting back and forth with Cassandra, the campus freak, we hooked up on Sunday, kept sending me these texts, like,"my pussy's crying, tired of pleasuring myself". Modest apartment off of MLK, shortstop had on shorts with stars on them, the same black top with spagetti straps she had on at The Library. Totally drained me; ordered pizza with her and bounced. Cruised Franklin Street on the way home and spotted the loopy blonde near Chapel Hill Tires. Now, it was 84 degrees outside. THIS chick had on a red windbreaker, really short blue shorts, and the kind of Chinese slippers Bruce Lee wore in Enter The Dragon without socks. Had a serious gash on her forehead, said she slipped on CHT bus during the rain. Asked me for a beer, so we walked to the bodega on Rosemary St. And got a large Corona and slipped into the alleyway of Skylight Exchange. Told me her name was Candy and she's from Ft. Lauderdale, Fl, originally. Was obviously fiending and nervous AF. Living in a bando off of Mitchell Lane with two other fiends. First offered me a 40 inch flat screen for $. Passed. Then asked me what I was' working with in those shorts'. Gave a energetic HJ, DFK, zipped down her windbreaker to reveal freckled C cups and men's boxers. Played with her kitty but a hipster-type came out of the Exchange, so we stopped. Made a date to meet some other time. And if the ants in my kitchen turned into cash, I could quit my job. The liklihood is about the same. Candy's got charges against her in Alamance County, Durham County. Not to be confused with the thick blonde with the white flip-flops who's always on her phone. Right now, the town of CH is drowning in blonde pussy.[/QUOTE]" Totally drained me; ordered pizza with her and bounced" Famous last words, LOL Guys: I just got a text from Cassandra the campus freak. 'I just wanted to know if you're okay'. As previously posted having drained balls can actually happen. I'm not 21 anymore, unlike the rest of you guys! Though I recently got off twice within 20 minutes so I'm not totally helpless.

Had a routine exam and saw 2 black chicks in the parking garage who IMHO were not typical SW's. One shouted and waved at me from inside her car after I drove by for about the millionth time. I was hoping that the girl with the short shorts and sports bra WAS a SW, but she just kept talking to someone. Eventually I passed by when she wasn't in the car. I stopped and rolled down my window and said, "Hello?" She goes, "Oh, I thought you were this friend of mine. " So I drove away. Then I had a thought, so I drove around a few more times until she came up to the car again and I said "Can I be your friend, too?" She hopped in the car and demonstrated pretty good mouth and hand skills a few blocks away. So though I picked her up off the street she's not quite a SW. At least that's what I think. Maybe she'd like a few more friends. I'll ask her if the phone number she gave me actually works. Name's Ranita, I think that's how you spell it.

[QUOTE=MrGeo;3916090]" Totally drained me; ordered pizza with her and bounced" Famous last words, LOL Guys: I just got a text from Cassandra the campus freak. 'I just wanted to know if you're okay'. As previously posted having drained balls can actually happen. I'm not 21 anymore, unlike the rest of you guys! Though I recently got off twice within 20 minutes so I'm not totally helpless.[/QUOTE]Mr. G, you are certainly always entitled to a break! You're out there pounding the pavement (and other things that start with "p") in order to provide the rest of us with solid and entertaining scoops! I'm always happy to help a brother out, so if you need me to step in with your Pizza Date and help her wipe those tears away from her crying whoo-haa, I'm happy to help during your recovery.

Peace!

[QUOTE=MrGeo;3914282]Jeez-louiseez, so my fuck-buddy in Rougemount and I had planned to do a 3-some with her husband watching back in January. Then I run into Donna, her former roommate who fucked all her male friends at Suttons (see post #553). These woman have unresolved issues, so fuck-buddy is ghost for now. I'm thinking of starting a group called Association for Preventing Cruelty to Long-dicked Mongers LOL My homie recently expanded on the science that most CH SW's have a lot of drama I. E. drug and mental health issues along with recidivism. Take Michelle (please) for instance. Stallion-like BSW; fresh out of Raleigh prison for killing an abusive spouse, Dee-Cee RIP. Did 4 years; had that jail-house physique when I spotted her on E. Franklin & and. Columbia, plus she's bow-legged AF! Got her grill fixed courtesy of the county, but resides in Hillsboro b / c of relocation mandates. Yo, if the pussy doesn't kill you, Michelle might. That was a joke, but seriously folks, where are all the midget SW's this side of the Triangle? Unless I was misinformed I heard some distant rumblings from Morrisville.[/QUOTE]We may need photographic evidence.

There was a girl that post on Backpage working out of Burlington named Gracie Lynn. Last Wednesday I saw her walking Guess Rd. Made a few laps around checking her out and knew it was definitely her. She spotted me so I parked and she came up to my car. After some small talk I asked her if she used to post on Backpage in Burlington, she said yes as Gracie Lynn. Hot as body on her wearing cut off short shorts, tight t shirt and sandals that laced up her sexy legs. Told her to hop in and out we went. Found a spot all she could offer was some flute lessons cause the river was flowing. Too bad I wanted some of that ass. Flute lessons was pretty damn good, no cim though. She did it for one Jackson, I couldn't believe that's all she wanted. Said she was staying in area and lost her phone so she was walking and working cheap. I've back thru the area everyday and haven't seen her since. Too bad really wanted to try all of her out. Uncle has been hot in that area this week and haven't seen anything out on Guess not even at hotels where most girls stay. Side note saw Alyssa and summer walking together on Guess last week also. Summer got good head game and Alyssa is sexy as fuck but she not really a lot of fun in the sack. No kissing, no head, just want you to fuck her quick so she can move on to next guy or call her dealer. I can get about same jerking off as I get from Alyssa just a nut. And she wants $60 to $80 for a quick fuck, no fun.

[QUOTE=Donatello;3916571]Mr. G, you are certainly always entitled to a break! You're out there pounding the pavement (and other things that start with "p") in order to provide the rest of us with solid and entertaining scoops! I'm always happy to help a brother out, so if you need me to step in with your Pizza Date and help her wipe those tears away from her crying whoo-haa, I'm happy to help during your recovery.

Peace![/QUOTE]Indeed. Good work, Donatello!! Got to be careful with Cassandra for real. Man oh man, Nice slow and soft just perfect with ball-licking too BBJCIM. I think I saw Jesus. Or was that Pinochio?

Greetings from Chapel Hill!

Since our least favorite uncLE has been riding bikes & hiding in the bushes while wearing body-cameras on the Libba Cotten Bike Path recently, let's talk about it. But first, live and direct. Saw the sickly skinny blonde at 3:30 am, Friday in front of Wendy's. Looked very skinny and very pregnant. Flailing her arms at passing cars, holding her stomach and groaning. All around erratic behavior. Okay, this is the thing. I've heard various theories here on how to deal with being stopped by the police. I think, in general, what is at this link applies. [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE[/URL] Not only is there a lawyer telling you all the different ways you can get screwed by saying anything at all to the police, there is also a cop who confirms everything the lawyer says. The police can use all sorts of lies and deceit in order to try to get you to confess to something. Don't do it! To be continued.

[QUOTE=MrGeo;3914237]Greetings from Chapel Hill! I decided to work from home today, but one must eat, right? Right, so I stopped by the joint next door to Ben and Jerry's. OMG, intrepid hunters, that's White Chris's girl standing on the corner of E. Franklin and Columbia, selling her ass while he pulls time in Polk County. Same place Ric Flair did time but I digress. Okay, this is the thing. White Chris (he calls himself that) had this girl. Tall and athletic AA chick with a Coca-Cola shape. Nice tits with a heavy duty booty. Has a stuck-up attitude, though. Somehow, the local DDS accused him of abusing their child. There were allegations that he threw the child across a room and in to the wall causing neurological disorders. Got convicted like 1 2 3. So why is his girlfriend selling that oochie-wally? Cause she's a freak like that! Last I heard from White Chris he was involved in a lawsuit against the prison claiming mistreatment, etc. The local alternative press gave him some exposure but the lawsuit was thrown out of court. Then flat line. So, think about it, you young bucks trying to be tough. While you're locked up and picking up the soap in the shower, your Ride Or Die chick is working at the Bendix Company. That's all for now.

I see you, Sgiii!

And good night, FiFi wherever you are.[/QUOTE]Fellow-swordsmen: Saw her again on Thursday. I dunno, something about this chick creeps me out. White summery top, nice jeans that gave her ass a cute, little wiggle, flat sandal-type shoes. Very bad make-up job giving her that "It" look LOL AA princess. Know a couple guys that hit it and they used to clown her. Has an older, highly religious sister who works in the CVS. Her moms works at Whole Foods. Be safe.